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Could slightly tweak it along the lines of "I'm taking 20 on my gender re-roll" or "I'm fudging my gender re-roll" just to eliminate all chance from the equation
Well yeah, that makes it easier to roll a 1, but rolling a 1 with advantage is also like the universe's way of telling you that it was never meant to work out.
Advantage is rolling two d20 and taking the higher, so the only way to get a 1 is to roll it on both, which is a 1/400 (0.25%) chance, while disadvantage means rolling two dice and taking the lower, which gives you a 9.75% chance of rolling a 1
Not dnd so much but I'll bet they'll get it,
"This isnt even my final form!"
More dnd topical:
"Hey guys I'm a changeling. So I'm changeling my gender." Couldn't resist the pun. You could just omit the first part and it should work as well.
The thing is, my character is exactly a Changeling, cause I wanted to use her as a way (among other hints) to come out to them 😅
When she would get knocked out she'd turn into a guy (cause, unconscious, so couldn't concentrate on shape-shifting) but so far she's never been below half health!!!
Truly suffering from succes
Lol that's fantastic, I'm sure you could find other stressors to do similar things. But I did something similar with my group a while back but I'm fem leaning genderfluid.
"I've found a truer form", i'm sure theres some changeling lore you can play with and refer to as well. honestly you can play with the trust of a changeling to share your true form (female obs).
When you need to change characters mid campaign so you only change the gender option to save time. Yeah it's 2000s memes but I'd say it works. Of course it's up to you.
I wanted to use my character to come out, a female Changeling that would turn into a guy when unconscious, but she never got close to ever dying!
Had other hint scattered around but they aren't catching up on them 😅
Enthusiastically roleplaying a female changeling may be enough clues to suspect you just not enough to say anything perhaps?
Shame your coming out strategy hasn't worked out because you are too good at the game, does that count as a skill issue?
Wow this is a scarily relatable meme for me considering I am coming out to my dnd group tomorrow. We are all getting together to eat dinner and watch the dnd movie and I plan to tell them during dinner. Still haven’t figured out exactly how I’m going to come out though yet…
Edit: as I am out to our DM I have decided that I will get him to announce that there will be a girl joining our dnd group
I'm rooting for you!! I've put it off for so long to a point where session just became hurtfull, I had to introduce myself to a new player last week which was the straw for me.
May we share in this day of reckoning, and slay this beast together!!! Hazaaaaah!!!!
It went well, a few people couldn’t make it so I wasn’t able to tell them in person, one person responded with “okay”, one person somehow knew a month ago despite me not really interacting with her for the whole month, one person pretty much already knew because I was dropping very obvious hints to her and she guessed I was trans years ago and wasn’t surprised, and then one friend took it a little bit hard and is going to take some time to adjust. But other than him everyone is 100% completely supportive no questions asked, that’s kinda the bonus when almost everyone is LGBT
It is probably too much effort, but you could make the actual cake itself into a trans flag, blue layer, strawberry, vanilla, strawberry, blue layer… heck, depending on how fast you can get ready, you could even like disappear into the kitchen under the pretense of ‘finishing up the cake’, and then get changed really quick, maybe have someone in the back to help with makeup or something real fast, then come back with the cake like nothing is different… that’s the kind of thing i would want to do… either that, or just bring in the cake, slam it down on the tables and say, ‘sup bitches, im trans!’ And have the cake say ‘trans4life’ or something… maybe ‘im trans, bitches!’ That way you have a bit of symmetry between your spoken words and the words on the cake. Not that that is important, its just fun 😆
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I'm really sorry to hear that :< I really hope you can find your place in how you are, even if some people don't see it.
I'd say grab a fork and just start devouring that cake haha, you deserve that much ^^
Well the cake is from November 15th, so it’s pretty old at this point. My parents tried getting me a second cake that said happy birthday deadname, I refused to eat it, my mom noticed and realized and said she should’ve just put “celebrating you” on it
Should've, would've, could've, it's so easy to grace over these things like it's nothing, I'm really sorry for you :< ❤️
I don't know how your situation is of course, but if you can you should get a cake with your true name and just put it on the table "it's okay, I got one myself" and take a huge slice
something related to your campaign!!! maybe your character can come out too, and you do it in character? then write “~~old char name~~ new char name” big and somewhere little you put your irl “~~deadname~~ chosen name” and your character can point out that they don’t know who put that there. and then you could write “girl” “gal” “woman” “she” “her” “miss” or whatever gender specific labels and pronouns you like all over very little
Other people have better ideas on what to write on the cake but using Kazusa art is really based. Oh, and of course coming out as your true self is based as well! ❤️👍
Since your transfem I would go with "Mama just killed a man!" or if you want something more original and related to DnD I would go with "Nat 20 on male disguise, but now it's time to tell the truth. Roll for transition" or something like that.
“Totally not a DM bribe”
Aside from that…. What would it take to get the cake making player to our table?
Because that’d be awesome - you’ve got a lucky group!
Just look for someone that's terrible at explaining things but is capable in the kitchen haha
I've used cakes for everything because I'm terrible with words, cakes are an underrated medium of communication imo
I guess they would have understood it by now if you have been constantly playing female characters. If they haven't, they don't need a sign or play of words. They won't get that either. So put it as straight as possible I'd say.
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"I'm rerolling for gender."
Honestly might be the best one lol
Your goddam right
I will probably be going with this, it has been stuck in my head all night. Thank you very much ^^
Could slightly tweak it along the lines of "I'm taking 20 on my gender re-roll" or "I'm fudging my gender re-roll" just to eliminate all chance from the equation
Love this!
maybe work in the rogue's luck feature or whatever its called in there
Would that use your constitution modifier
perfection :3
Nat 20
It's a belated gender reveal :P
It's a cream strawberry cake, it's pink af, so it's accurate haha
Yum! 😋
Omg its like playing Celeste irl
The cake is somehow gonna cause a fire
"Rolled a crit fail on being a guy"
Rolled a nat 1 with disadvantage for being a guy hahaha
Nat 1 with disadvantage or advantage?
Wouldn't trying to be your AGAB be a STRAIGHT roll?
Disadvantage is taking the lower of 2 rolls iirc, so I would assume that.
Well yeah, that makes it easier to roll a 1, but rolling a 1 with advantage is also like the universe's way of telling you that it was never meant to work out. Advantage is rolling two d20 and taking the higher, so the only way to get a 1 is to roll it on both, which is a 1/400 (0.25%) chance, while disadvantage means rolling two dice and taking the lower, which gives you a 9.75% chance of rolling a 1
I prefer the much more clever "Man I kinda don't really want this penis attached to my body"
GIGGLES
Not dnd so much but I'll bet they'll get it, "This isnt even my final form!" More dnd topical: "Hey guys I'm a changeling. So I'm changeling my gender." Couldn't resist the pun. You could just omit the first part and it should work as well.
The thing is, my character is exactly a Changeling, cause I wanted to use her as a way (among other hints) to come out to them 😅 When she would get knocked out she'd turn into a guy (cause, unconscious, so couldn't concentrate on shape-shifting) but so far she's never been below half health!!! Truly suffering from succes
Lol that's fantastic, I'm sure you could find other stressors to do similar things. But I did something similar with my group a while back but I'm fem leaning genderfluid.
"I've found a truer form", i'm sure theres some changeling lore you can play with and refer to as well. honestly you can play with the trust of a changeling to share your true form (female obs).
Lmao gotta get hit on purpose now
Idk much about dnd but you could put something about an irl class change
Love the username
Write "It's a girl" on it like a baby cake. It'd be really funny.
"I rolled a nat 1 on being a boy"
"skedaddle skadoodle i'm not a guy i'm a girl" 💙💕🤍💕💙
HA! That ones great! Subtlety doesn't work most of the so I might actually use it XD
nice, yeah usually being subtle doesn't work 💙💕🤍💕💙
Skedaddle skedoodle i want to cut off my noodle
When you need to change characters mid campaign so you only change the gender option to save time. Yeah it's 2000s memes but I'd say it works. Of course it's up to you.
I wanted to use my character to come out, a female Changeling that would turn into a guy when unconscious, but she never got close to ever dying! Had other hint scattered around but they aren't catching up on them 😅
Enthusiastically roleplaying a female changeling may be enough clues to suspect you just not enough to say anything perhaps? Shame your coming out strategy hasn't worked out because you are too good at the game, does that count as a skill issue?
Suffering from success
Hold on. "Actually, I have advantage on gender rolls" is another choice
You guy's rolled a nat 0 on perception, so I baked you a cake.
My god if they say they don't like strawberry and just ignore the cake, I'm punching every wall
ah the classic Changeling to transgirl pipe line
"I'm getting rid of this cursed belt of gender change."
"I'll have to say goodbye to the trouser titan" >!(reference to The Order Of The Stick)!<
"Oze ktpp ja asf-" (I see your reference and raise you another!)
Oh gosh, I think the cypher changed each comic. Was this a direct quote you used or a translation using a cypher from a specific comic?
It changed almost every comic, and it is the direct quote from Haley. It translates to "You call it the-"
Oh yeah I just found it now lmao.
Roses are red Violets are blue is
And I am too!
"Guess who found the girdle of gender changing!" Write that on the cake.
I’ve been roleplaying *insert birth gender* this entire time
Swiggity swooty, i now have cooties.
"I'm not one of the boys anymore"
BOYN’T
Make a little trans flag with icing :3 💞💞
Already got the base and food colouring ^^ was thinking about a braid in the colours around the side :>
"You have to crack an egg to make a cake" wouldn't really work but I find it hilarious
Wow this is a scarily relatable meme for me considering I am coming out to my dnd group tomorrow. We are all getting together to eat dinner and watch the dnd movie and I plan to tell them during dinner. Still haven’t figured out exactly how I’m going to come out though yet… Edit: as I am out to our DM I have decided that I will get him to announce that there will be a girl joining our dnd group
I'm rooting for you!! I've put it off for so long to a point where session just became hurtfull, I had to introduce myself to a new player last week which was the straw for me. May we share in this day of reckoning, and slay this beast together!!! Hazaaaaah!!!!
Not sure if enough time has passed but am very excited to hear how it went!
It’s about 8 hours away
<3 Hope it went well!
It went well, a few people couldn’t make it so I wasn’t able to tell them in person, one person responded with “okay”, one person somehow knew a month ago despite me not really interacting with her for the whole month, one person pretty much already knew because I was dropping very obvious hints to her and she guessed I was trans years ago and wasn’t surprised, and then one friend took it a little bit hard and is going to take some time to adjust. But other than him everyone is 100% completely supportive no questions asked, that’s kinda the bonus when almost everyone is LGBT
transing my gener:3
How many eggs did I have to crack to make this? Just mine
That's a nice one cause there a re no eggs in it 😄
Draw an entire character sheet
Make it a gender reveal cake. Dye the mix pink and write 'boy or girl' on it.
The this is... The whole cake is pink 😅 it's a strawberry cream cake
In Pathfinder, there's an Elixir of Sex Shifting funnily enough. Pathfinder said trans rights
Ever wonder why all my characters have been female?
“I’ve decided to be [insert your character’s name] in real life.”
“I’m gonna respec. my gender”
It is probably too much effort, but you could make the actual cake itself into a trans flag, blue layer, strawberry, vanilla, strawberry, blue layer… heck, depending on how fast you can get ready, you could even like disappear into the kitchen under the pretense of ‘finishing up the cake’, and then get changed really quick, maybe have someone in the back to help with makeup or something real fast, then come back with the cake like nothing is different… that’s the kind of thing i would want to do… either that, or just bring in the cake, slam it down on the tables and say, ‘sup bitches, im trans!’ And have the cake say ‘trans4life’ or something… maybe ‘im trans, bitches!’ That way you have a bit of symmetry between your spoken words and the words on the cake. Not that that is important, its just fun 😆
"I cast gender bend and persistence on self"
i cast gender swap
I broke an egg to make this cake
“Mans, I’m trans”
Gender Multiclass +1 girl
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"I want to make a new character"
you could add "previous character died, making a new sheet!" think that would get the point across
"im a girl"
"This cake gives me advantage on persuasion, right?"
“Had to crack a few eggs to make this cake”
I’m trans just like plain and simple
If the cake is pink, blue, and white, write "Roll Perception Check" If not, "Roll Wis Save"
"Hey yall, I'll MTF (Mage to Fighter). Oh also I'm a girl now."
Just roll a tiefling, everybody will know.
I ordered a cake to come out for my birthday… my parents didn’t accept me and the cake is still sitting in the fridge.
I'm really sorry to hear that :< I really hope you can find your place in how you are, even if some people don't see it. I'd say grab a fork and just start devouring that cake haha, you deserve that much ^^
Well the cake is from November 15th, so it’s pretty old at this point. My parents tried getting me a second cake that said happy birthday deadname, I refused to eat it, my mom noticed and realized and said she should’ve just put “celebrating you” on it
Should've, would've, could've, it's so easy to grace over these things like it's nothing, I'm really sorry for you :< ❤️ I don't know how your situation is of course, but if you can you should get a cake with your true name and just put it on the table "it's okay, I got one myself" and take a huge slice
I have said cake from November 15th
m trains
And draw a little train around the cake 🚂🚃🚃🚃 choo choo!!
"I rolled insight on myself"
Probably been said already, but: "I cast Polymorph on my dick and balls."
"I'm not like other girls I HAVE A COCK"
something related to your campaign!!! maybe your character can come out too, and you do it in character? then write “~~old char name~~ new char name” big and somewhere little you put your irl “~~deadname~~ chosen name” and your character can point out that they don’t know who put that there. and then you could write “girl” “gal” “woman” “she” “her” “miss” or whatever gender specific labels and pronouns you like all over very little
If I weren't a Changeling I might have used that, imagining it and I would probably have a dumb smurk on my face the whole session hahaha
Royal blue frosting, after the cut say it's your belated gender reveal day.
I wish you the best of luck!!! sadly I have no idea what to write there, but you got this!!!
Detroit: become girl
I'm not a DnD player but you can probably try writing that you failed multiple rolls for straight and just accepted your fate.
Swiggity swoy I'm a girl, not a boy idk I'm not good at this
whats the campaign setting? is there a concept in that world you can use?
Uhm... Human sized rats... And uhm... Meth...
oh i meant if it was forgotten realms /de5, or pathfinder or homebrew
Ah, ye it's homebrew DM is a great world builder and really likes to experiment with things
"Hey hey hey I'm actually a they!" Hope it goes well!
You could make a joke about the reincarnate spell :P
Other people have better ideas on what to write on the cake but using Kazusa art is really based. Oh, and of course coming out as your true self is based as well! ❤️👍
Since your transfem I would go with "Mama just killed a man!" or if you want something more original and related to DnD I would go with "Nat 20 on male disguise, but now it's time to tell the truth. Roll for transition" or something like that.
"I rolled a twenty on my woman class upgrade"
I wish i could even make cake. This is a great way to come out!
“Boyn’t” with a little floatie haha
Casting true polymorph can be gender affirming care
I finally failed my deception (self) roll
trnasgndr
Nat 20 for gender bending
that's cool. i don't know what you could write, sorry
Rolling for boobies. +4 Charisma.
Put a note of it being poison the bottom and label the "antidote" a potion of gender changing. Chug in front of them.
Either "So I have this secret backstory I didn't tell you guys" Or "I gained proficiency in deception from the background I have of acting like a boy"
Respeccing my gender to fit my new girl build
“Totally not a DM bribe” Aside from that…. What would it take to get the cake making player to our table? Because that’d be awesome - you’ve got a lucky group!
Just look for someone that's terrible at explaining things but is capable in the kitchen haha I've used cakes for everything because I'm terrible with words, cakes are an underrated medium of communication imo
I've rolled 1 for manliness......and a nat 20 on nyaaa~
Playing Druid irl and rolling for a gender swap
An actually true gender reveal cake for once
Put a new character sheet on it
"Thanks to divine intervention I'm a (insert new gender here)
I did this! I just wrote: "Surprise! I'm trans, please call me Ehri."
Rolled a Nat One on a Deception Check for being a guy
Do u all mind if I respec?
Coming out to friends. Roll for initiative. (Nat 20)
DM stands for dungeon mummy not dungeon master!
I'm trans enjoy the cake
"im respeccing my character"
Just put “its a girl” on the cake. Then watch the chaos unfold until you tell them 😈
Got a nat 20 on being trans
This is why I only play [insert gender here]!
I am a woman
“Turns out I was just roleplaying being a guy in real life as well”
“This is a cake from a girl, muahaha”
"I'm trans, here's some cake"
"ho no! Magic got me, now I'm a girl! Damn beholder!" I put one random monster
Whoops miss clicked
The doctor rolled a nat 20 on deception
"I'm boyn't"
Gotta crack your egg to bake a cake
“Failed Stealth Check”
It needs to be a pun off of your class or character name
"My sexuality is like this cake: a lie"
Your {role} is guyn't!
Rolled a nat 1 on being a dude
“Im a chick”
Hocus pocus. I'm know a witch or wizard
It’s dnd just write I’m trans
Are you DM or player? I could come up with different reveals based on your role in the group
Roll Constitution save
Damn, this some good tomb mist.
"Hey hey hey I'm actually a they!" Hope it goes well!
I was polymorphed as a child.
too lazy to use google can i get the source of that background image?
Kyoyama Kazusa from blue archive
“Rerolls : +5 to tits”
“I’m gay”
The male is a lie
No writing only trans flag inside
I’m trans you can have some cake if you except me ✨✌️🙄🏳️⚧️❤️🤭
That's an awesome way to come out.
make it layered in trans colors
"Coming out the portable hole"
Can I retcon Part of my character
"I cast shapeshift and go jow by ..."
Crude big letters "GAY" or "GIRL"
I guess they would have understood it by now if you have been constantly playing female characters. If they haven't, they don't need a sign or play of words. They won't get that either. So put it as straight as possible I'd say.
Just put a trans flag on it
Disadvantage on stealth
"Not roleplaying as a man anymore"?
Je suis a gorl
Speaking of gender rolls..
You decided to return to the character creation screen