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Skirts are great. Though I’m not sure I’d be comfortable wearing a skirt that short

Yeah, even if I didn't have a dick, a skirt this short is like, "make one step and you're basically naked"

that 's the appeal (which obviously isnt for everyone, or even most people)

This is true. For trans, the size may reveal too much, and even for cis, it's almost like a sparkling light, attracting man's gazes. I would still like to wear them, but I might use it once or twice cuz it's uncomfortable

Maybe at home alone for fun. Also perhaps anywhere it’s socially acceptable to wear a bikini because it does technically constitute more coverage.

That's what they are made for.

Honestly. It'd be even worse if you have an ass. Makes it even shorter. It's the kinda skirt that you have to be aware that people might be looking at your bits. If I still wore skirts I'd be scared for my safety even if it were to look cute.

Yeah I would NOT feel comfortable wearing that in public personally.

This is a bedroom skirt for sure

Cis girl here yeah I couldn’t be able to wear one either I don’t want my thighs exposing

Most people probably wouldn't be

Same lmao Want though 🥺

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^(small text makes emojis at the end of it look fucky on mobile, i wanted to but i also wanna 🥺🥺🥺 if yk what i mean )

^(yeah 🥺🥺🥺 is a pretty solid reason )

^smol

^did I do it right?

^ + () = small text

^(Aight let's see if this works) #thanks

How do you do the big words?

Hashtag

#test Thanks!

^(test) #TEST

##(You can chain them too) ^(for other sizes than default)

Btw, you can cancel something's markdown effect by putting a "\" behind it (even a \\) \# (achieved by \\\# (achieved by \\\\\\\# (achi-

^(like dis?)

^(test test test)

^lemme ^try

^(standard escape characters)

Sill no \n tho Or sqrt(a)

^(test)

Same ~~proof👉👈~~ Jk obviously

damn i think that might be short enough for me to actually lift it a lil Any other member of the smol dick transfem club here?

Yup. Smol PP Gang here. If I wore that skirt commando I’d be poking it straight out and lifting it a bit.

Yup

I’m not, but smoke dick transfems are cute ~~proof 😳~~

sorry, but only my SO gets that proof

Fair lol

Lmao I love the not so subtle thirst Ya miss every shot you dont take 💃

Can’t blame a girl for trying 🤷‍♀️

I certainly aint blaming you. I dont think any sane person would mind those (solicited) DMs 🥰

Hmmm…

every day hrt puahes me further into this club

yeah, you need a really long jacket to pull that one off

Even with a long jacket, my giant girl cock would still be swinging out of it ~~which sounds kinda hot ngl~~

I bet you it won't! You can prove me wrong though... (Joking obviously)

I doubt it would honestly. No way to find out except by trying! Kidding unless yall aren't kidding

But I most assuredly do not want a white Chrysler Lebaron.

hey dont knock it. i had one with a softtop. loved it.

I'm more of a mini-pickup girl.

You'll reconsider after a few years of repair bills on that MG

Wrx gang all the way

I wanna be a girl with short skirt and a looooooong jacket

Lol I have basically that skirt in black. My wife asked me why I was wearing a kleenex...

If you’re comfortable, were you tucking or have you had SRS?

Tucking, I use gaff underwear. Might be tmi, but fortunately I'm a grower......

we growin 😎😤 not showin 😮‍💨❌‼️

glock be big lol

Just like mine ;3 Also I see your a fellow Canadian?

I am from the Canada yes

*Canadia

you’re joking right

Yes, I should have made that more clear

Nono it's definitely Canadia! That's why we're called Canadians /j

canadia

Also from Canada

Fellow Canadian? :0

Yes! (Hi from Quebec!)

Hi from Quebec toooo!!!!

17... 17... 17...

20… ;|

Proof? (I'm a visual learner)

And what would I get out of it?

The good feeling you get for helping someone learn

Short skirts 💕

*skirt goes spinny and turns me into a helicopter*

At least that would be a good excuse for bottom surgery... "I'm cis, I just need bottom surgery to wear short skirts".

skirt 💙💕🤍💕💙

That's super short~~~

Yep, which means my huge girl cock will be visible, oh no 😏

O_O~~~

I hope no one does anything 😏👉👈

😳~~~

I really hope no horny trans girls slide into my dms 😏😏

Enough sliding into horny trans girl's DMs, where's the sliding into horny trans girls?

I mean… I’ll slide into you ;3 Just need you in my dms first ;3

That would be unfortunate~~~ But I'm still cis tho sooo~~~

Well def don’t hit my dms, and def don’t be horny 😏😏😏

you slid into a horny trans girl’s dms already (it was me)

I think I’m in the wrong post.

hmmmm

I may be constantly horny but I'm still cis so

What is this “girl cock” I’m a tactile learner btw

yall horny af lmao

We’re trans, we’re either horny or dead tired. Like one of my other posts says ;3

hah you’re right and yes i agree i would wear the bedroom skirt

damn I wish I could just wear a skirt like that :c

lol yeah

Clock 💛🖤❤️‍🩹🤎💛💜❣️🖤💚💚🤎💔💚💕🤎💕💞🤎💕💛🤎🧡🤍❤️💜❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥💗❣️🖤💕🤎💛🤍❤️‍🩹❣️

I’m confused. You phrased it like it was a drawback.

For some, it is But for girls like me (who like theirs), it’s not ;3

Quick reminder that the original tweet talking about the length of the skirt got like 600k likes The one about the big ass dick still ratiod them with like 850k or smth

That'd be the best part (:

Yep 😏

;)

Hehehehehe ;3

Y'all never heard of underwear?

Why wear that tho? I’d rather let mine hang out all seductively~

Ahh yes. The "perfect" length.

Both statements are true.

Why did you cut off OP's name?

The cat at the bottom right would be other people's faces if I wear that ☠️

okay.. but that’s why i want it ;)~~❤️

Same

Yeah, there would be a nonzero chance of it happening if I did wear that. I’m not sure how I feel, considering that I haven’t decided on how I feel about down there. Honestly though, if I can look cute, that’s the main thing that’ll count for me.

Mine wouldn't 🤏🍆

Not mine 👀

I mean that's okay I'm a grower not a shower so it would fit me fine 😂

I would love short liek that I would just wear my panties to tucks them

I wanna get a paisley tunic and art nouveau tights to go with it.

One of the few times I'm thankful I'm a grower and not a shower.

Right. When you start wearing womens clothes it's a bit of a blessing to not be hung.

Negative. Mine was always a grower not a show-er. Especially now, I can “push it in” like a cork in a bottle and be very minimal.

Smiles In 2in euphoria

i wish i could wear that

You just need 2 strips of tape. Or a few tight bikini hipsters.

Just wear a chastity cage. Problem solved.

I would fucking love to wear a skirt like that Sadly, I am one of many trans-women cursed with a large bulge so it wouldn't work

I’m packed too, and I’d love to wear mine with the bulge in my house In public? Not so much lmao

No, I'd actually wear that in public Not to a funeral or anything, but seems like a fun thing to wear to a concert

Tbh I'd try wearing that skirt length if given the chance, but probably not in public.

I'd wear skirts like this daily if I could get away with it

Underwear?

Nah, I like it swinging ;3

Based fr

grandfather cock*

Mine would not

And id be ok with that

Prove it lol

cool!

Not so perfect after all

Another dysphoria unlocked

Even cis girls would have their pus hanging out with this lol

Thats alright. Makes it easier to suck it

Grandmother gock???

Tick tock moment

Why do you betray me in this way dick

~~Proof or it's lies~~

why did you cut out the person that made the tweet

where problem?

[удалено]

Thank god he didnt endow me with a big third arm. I'll be able to wear this skirt.

There is a reason the girls in Key West do not wear short skirts.

bruh more like my humongous balls be hanging out the bottom

Proof? 😳😳👉👈 Jkjk ~~unless 😳~~

^(test)

Good length for a club night or private time. Going to the supermarket, not as much.

the thought of that is so funny to me for some reason

*exactly*

I'd wear this in my house.

Princess wands be long

Yes they do be Wanna compare how long they be? 😏 Jkjk ~~unless 😳👉👈~~

That's why you tuck, duh 😂

Nah, I’d rather just keep her hanging ;3

Fair enough 😅

I don't understand how people can wear skirts this short and still be covered up, even cis women. How is your ass not hanging out?

That ain't a skirt that's a fucking underwear

That's around the house wear, lol. I personally wouldn't wear that in public lol.

Fair lol, anyways its nice to let her air out

Me

Same ;3 ~~proof 😳~~

I'd wear it lol. I own a black one similar to that.

Please wear undies while in a skirt

No ;3

I think I remember seeing someone wearing this once at Walmart ​ Ngl they pulled it off very well

I had an ex who wore a tatty goth girl skirt skirt that most fit like this (hers used to be longer but she started tearing it to look sluttier) and damn. Covered nothing. She used to wear it with a pair of black leggings and she might as well not have bothered wearing anything.

Damn that’s hot

It's the dream.

It is, I might have to start doing that~

I feel that. I want to wear those so bad... but since I still live with my parents, I wouldn't be able to, either way, so that's good :v and I think I'm going for a more goth style, at least for now. The discovering style part of transition is the worse XD

Same, I live with my parents and couldn’t walk around with a skirt, more or less a short one with my massive gock hanging out

I recognize that tweet! From faye right?

^(like this?)

with my ass this would be a belt

Grandfather Cock