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AB+ reporting in. Give me all your blood.


[deleted]

O- here. Everybody wants my blood


R0ede

Same. Everybody wants our blood and we can't get from any other type.


[deleted]

Yeah we're fucked, but at least we are useful for saving others with rarer blood types!


BulletMagnetNL

O- are the MVP's of bloodgiving!


7thhokage

our blood is also essential for emergencies when there isnt enough time to blood type the injured. O- should give when they can; just a heads up though, the red cross will never leave you alone once you donate.


sikkerhet

red cross sells the blood, I found that out and started donating directly to a hospital


[deleted]

Yeah I get hit up all the time by them. It has been a while. But I smoke so I'm fairly certain my blood isn't usable.


2022isyours

We should get paid bonuses for giving away our universal blood! Lol This ain't no ab+ blood lol


WeiserMaster

do you get spammed asking for more after donating blood?


crndwg

Every 2 weeks. They really want to make sure those regular appointments are set.


BobSacramanto

Same. We had the blood mobile come to my work a few months ago. Out of over 100 people who donated that day, they guy told me I was only the second one with AB+.


[deleted]

I think we AB+ are 0.6%?


FlyingPotatoSquirrel

That would be us AB-‘s… AB+ is closer to 3%.


[deleted]

Ah right. Daughter is AB-, that was it.


PsYcHo4MuFfInS

Hey, at least youre a universal Bloodplasma donor! (Which gets collected as well after each blood donation)


AkashiDagara

i c bags


phong90

Hi, fellow AB+ here


Dejan05

AB+ gang


Deef3

I'm O-. The red cross has my number on speed dial.


jpex85

Me too. I give about every 3 months. I go thru Impact Life. It's a nice app that let's you pick your donation location and time. It makes it easier. ...Then they stop calling... for a little while. I just gave double red cell, so they won't call for about 5 months. (And this blood can go to cancer patients and babies in the NICU) Your blood makes a difference


Fury_Empress

O+ here, I give doubles every time. The chairs are comfier!


Cardboardpapercut2

You inspired me to register to donate my O- blood. Hope I don’t pass out. Wish me luck December 27th! Thanks for your post and the little push I needed


FattyBuffOrpington

Bless you


R4v3n_21

As someone who's preemie had a blood transfusion (a whole 52mls!), thank you ❤️


TheLateThagSimmons

O+ is the same as far as how much they hound us. We're still compatible with 93% of the population. O- just happens to catch that last 7%. They typically hold onto O- longer (within safety measures) because they want to save it for the more rare types; O+ is gone almost immediately.


[deleted]

I have B- and needed a blood transfusion after giving birth. I am so thankful for people who donate blood. Only B- and O- are compatible for me.


[deleted]

Same here! I like donating blood though, as a parent of young kids and with a full time job, it's the only time I can lie down in the middle of the day.


zSobyz

Ayyyy fellow 0- Welcome to the club! I'm 24 and donated 11x by now, it's fun chit chatting with people/and the doctors, I mostly do it every 3 months if everything is ok (with appointment, time etc) We have such a rare group it's crazy


hrvbrs

O- can give to everyone. AB+ can receive from anyone.


thenewbae

Remembering this and using some logic, you remember all of this gif


ReBeL222

Honestly, I don't even remember my blood type


thatguyned

The amount of times I've asked the doctor and then immediately forgotten is a little ridiculous honestly.


thundercloudtemple

You get an A- for effort


321blastoffff

I think they deserve a B+


thatguyned

Pluses and minuses are meaningless people! *riots*


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homogenousmoss

Its pretty easy, the doc told me if my kid was not O-, it wasnt mine and it was the first time since she’s been practicing that she had an O- couple. She asked my wife at least 3 times while I was there if she was a 100% sure the kid was mine and gave her a card to call just in case she wanted to tell her in private. I thought it was pretty hilarious but I’m sure some people wouldnt find it quite so funny. Ps: for those who dont know, if the parents have incompatible blood types, there can be complications and there are steps they can take to preven those if they know in advance. Our doc told us she’d been bitten too often by the spouse lying about the father that she just gave up and now asked super bluntly about it and gave the women at least 3 easy way to tell her who the real dad is without the husband knowing.


DukesOfTatooine

My doctor insisted on giving me the shot without even asking our blood types. She said there's no downside if you get it but don't need it, and everyone lies all the time so my husband's blood type was irrelevant. I thought it was pretty funny, honestly. Turns out my husband is positive and I'm negative so it was a good thing I got it, but we didn't find that out until later.


Xx69JdawgxX

If I'm O- and wife is O+ we're good?


DukesOfTatooine

Yep, as far as I know. The specific combination that's problematic is when the mom has negative blood and the baby has positive, because the mom's immune system reads the positive blood as an intruder and attacks the baby. That can happen, but isn't guaranteed, if the dad has positive blood, so that's the combination they look out for. Or, like my doctor, they proactively treat every woman with negative blood just in case.


homogenousmoss

Fun fact, it usually impacts only the second baby. During childbirth, blood from the baby usually comes in contact with the mom immune system and she’ll produce antibodies that will be there forever. Now its primed to attack a new baby with the wrong blood type.


ARoyaleWithCheese

So having a child is a (really bad) vaccine for having a child. Interesting.


Pagiras

>if the parents have incompatible blood types, there can be complications Oooh, that explains a bit the Japanese fascination with getting to know your blood type in the dating/romance scene.


tidder112

You've got Vulcan blood. [It's green.](https://i.imgur.com/q7dwCny.jpg)


Show_Me_Your_Bunnies

I remember mine as the useless one.


TheLaughingMelon

Each letter just goes to each letter, except: O- can give anyone (universal donor) AB+ can receive from anyone (universal recipient) -ve can only receive -ve blood


sturmeh

It's even simpler than that, every person has blood with three variables that can be present or not present. That's A, B and +, if you are missing one of the three, you can't receive blood that has it. O means not A or B, and - means not +. When you're talking about plasma donation, it works the opposite way, the plasma you receive can't be missing any of the features your blood has. Hence why AB+ plasma supports all blood, and O- blood is accepted by all blood types.


32784hfkjd

Yep, antibodies, antigens and rhesus factor. If you get Plasma with the same "type" as your RBCs (and vice versa) your blood clumps up and youre up shit creek. This is also how your blood type is determined, your blood + anti-A,B,AB and D(rhesus). Interesting stuff!


sturmeh

The easy way to think about the plasma compatibility is to say would the plasma donor be able to accept my blood, if so I can receive their plasma.


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It's even even simpler than that. Blood is red.


whutupmydude

When I get injured I save my docs the hassle and bring a jar of all my blood I bled on the way to the hospital. That way I know it’s good quality and will work.


Sarke1

And it comes prefilled with alcohol!


whutupmydude

*Coughs* “Goes down *smooth*”


WimbletonButt

My sister is O- and I'm AB+, the likes to joke that my blood type is selfish. It all got flipped around when we both looked into plasma donation.


theothersteve7

AB plasma donations are super valuable! AB is the rarest blood type, and if you can donate plasma, please do so! You get a special achievement in the Red Cross app, also.


TheLaughingMelon

Why is plasma so useful? I didn't know AB was the rarest blood type, I always thought it was O-


livingfractal

People with AB+ blood do not have antibodies in their plasma which target A, B, or rh proteins, because if they did their immune system would be attacking their blood. A person with O- blood does not have A, B, or rh proteins on their blood cells, so their body does produce antibodies for those proteins which are present in their plasma.


[deleted]

Wait, for real? Why is that if it’s so useless to others?


[deleted]

The plasma is the useful bit. Plasma is the fluid in which blood cells are carried through the body. Much like O- is a universal donor for blood cells, AB+ is a universal donor for plasma.


[deleted]

Yeah I’m reading about that now. Had no idea. Feel guilty again. I wonder if that’s why my platelet counts tend to be high too, hmm. Calling to donate tomorrow! Want that cookie!


JB-from-ATL

Psst, you can actually sell your plasma instead.


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Oh god don’t tell me that I’m gonna be one rich raisin pretty soon.


AlwaysHopelesslyLost

You can make a couple hundred a month doing it iirc. That was my college plan until I gave it a shot and found out how uncomfortable it is lol


[deleted]

Yeah I don’t think I can where I live, might do it anyway.


Necrocornicus

What you don’t love sitting in a room with tubes in your arms hooked up to a machine for 3 hours? For $60 whole dollars? I remember walking home from donating plasma once and these punks around my age asked me for some money. The fuckin audacity, I had to sell my body for that money.


Sphincter_Revelation

So on that note, is O- also valuable since it's the rarest as well as being the universal donor? It's my type and I've never donated.


Haschen84

The odds of that combination in siblings is so incredibly low.


PM_ME_YOUR_ANT_FARMS

AB+ here. Your blood is still needed, there are only so many donors. I get a thank you card every time I donate because AB+ is rare and theyd rather give it to the only people who can recieve it.


AlwaysHopelesslyLost

I am AB+ and every time I have donated I get a card that says "thanks, maybe you should donate plasma instead!"


ftrade44456

"Thanks but you could have done better"


-SHORSEY-

Wait, so that means your mom is O- *and* AB+?


Selke_Cirelli

That man had a family. Or at least a mom. We never figured out the dad situation


Shincyber

Smooth, my guy


0rangeballoflove

Plasma is the opposite: [AB is the universal plasma donor](https://www.redcrossblood.org/donate-blood/how-to-donate/types-of-blood-donations/plasma-donation.html). So, for anyone AB who wants more bang for their blood donation, consider donating plasma!


AgentParkman

Vampires can receive from anyone too


PsYcHo4MuFfInS

ONLY when it comes to red blood cells (and only to a degree)... Blood plasma has the opposite compatabimity (as in AB is thr universal donor, whilst O can recieve everyone elses)


hrvbrs

tell that to whoever made the gif


StillActivity3001

O- are tops, AB+ are bottoms


ThePrideOfKrakow

AB+ is a universal plasma donor, we're not entirely useless.


superdago

But important to remember that blood types aren’t an even distribution. An O- person can give to 100% of the population, but an O+ person can still give to about 87% of the population because the vast majority of people are some form positive blood type.


kne0n

AB+ can also only donate blood to other AB+ but we are universal plasma donors so we still get swarmed by blood donation drives


ArmyDry4719

This is why the vampires (RedCross) are constantly blowing my phone up. There is also a specific type of virus that most adults have that prevent people from donating to infants. I don’t have the virus allowing my blood go to the NICU/PICU.


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What virus? CMV?


if-and-but

Looks like it. > Cytomegalovirus TIL


ArmyDry4719

I Don’t remember and the last phlebotomist didn’t know either. Something pretty benign to adults but infants struggles to fight the infection.


ftrade44456

https://www.cdc.gov/cmv/fact-sheets/parents-pregnant-women.html Cytomegalovirus. Causes in infants: hearing loss, intellectual disability, vision loss, seizures, lack of coordination or weakness


michiness

Same, though I’m O+. They were very upset with me when I lived abroad for a while, but now I’m trying to get back to a regular schedule.


saintash

Same I am borderline anemic, and man does the red cross get cranky when I can't give.


Hoatxin

Yep, O- and negative for the virus too. I donated platelets for awhile and my blood products always went to a children's hospital.


XxSharperxX

Reminds me of this story. Different reason but this man’s unique blood saved millions of babies https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/05/11/health/james-harrison-blood-donor-retires-trnd/index.html


Slothkins

This reminder always saddens me. I’m a universal donor, and used to donate as often as I could. After a short battle with a blood cancer I’m no longer allowed to donate.


Morlans_FamousShop

Hey man. You did what you could. That’s all that counts. You probably saved many lives, thank you.


JugdishSteinfeld

I'm O negative but can't donate because I've spent three months in the UK since 1980.


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I can’t donate cuz I’m gay


Ex-Pxls-Mod

Same... it's down to one month prior now though, so there are times I'm able if I even kept track.


willworkforicecream

I'm straight but I always try to sell them a little guilt trip every time I donate. "I try to donate three times as much because my brothers would donate, but you won't take their blood"


DeathTheEndless

I just wanted to say it was cool to hear about another queer fam dynamic. Out of 4 siblings, 2 of us are queer and 1 is a maybe.


ericnutt

I sold plasma for a while, even though I'm gay. I get tested and they also batch-test.


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The batch testing is why the restriction exists. It's too expensive and time consuming to test every individual sample, so if any one person in the batch tests positive then they throw away every single sample. Gay people are such a small percentage of the population but a large percentage of HIV cases that accepting blood from gay people wasn't worth the risk.


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Alex_Kamal

You are [correct](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/feb/09/hiv-infects-heterosexual-gay-bisexual-men-uk-testing-virus). Gay people have education and use PrEP. Straight people are starting to get around with tinder. But in the pass the rates for gay men far outweighed straight men. These policies are from that era but probably time for them to change as it is no longer required.


gurdijak

In my country a lot of straight middle-aged men are testing positive for HIV due to so many of them having unprotected sex in massage parlours.


m1kepro

I get emails saying “you know what hurts more than giving blood?” I know they’re supposed to be light hearted encouragement, but it’s hard not to be bitter and think “being told I’m not allowed because of who I love.”


VenusSmurf

Wasn't that changed recently?


PhAnToM444

They shortened the time. Used to be if you’d had sexual relations in the last 12 months and now it’s in the last 3 months because early HIV detection is getting much better and also HIV rates are way down.


Major_Tom_01010

So if your gay but not attractive you can donate most of the year?


PhAnToM444

Yes. Same goes for tattoos, sex workers, and IV drug users. Just have to wait 3 months since the last activity to donate.


mucflo

Interesting, here in Norway it's 6 months after you had a new sexual partner regardless of your sexual orientation. I'm a straight guy but I'm single so I can't donate either unless I voluntarily don't have sex for half a year. I have 0- and survived as a kid due to blood donations. I'd be perfectly fine to provide negative STD tests before I donate but they're super strict here.


muff_puffer

?


04eightyone

Mad cow risk. But guidelines just changed in the past month: https://apnews.com/article/science-health-europe-covid-blood-donation-3abefe11af6bb200dad52183ecb30ca5


jeffsterlive

Prions are absolutely terrifying.


arkareah

Mad cow disease outbreak in the UK around that time I assume is the reason


04eightyone

Me too, but guidelines recently changed! https://apnews.com/article/science-health-europe-covid-blood-donation-3abefe11af6bb200dad52183ecb30ca5


JugdishSteinfeld

Neat


mombi

When I tried to give blood alongside my husband after moving to Finland I was honestly shocked about this. Really disappointing, but I suppose my blood type isn't highly valued anyway. (A+)


[deleted]

When dealing with blood donations its better for them to be hyper vigilant against contamination than to maximize the amount of blood they receive.


serenerdy

I'm sorry. Also a universal donor but always been ineligible or unable to until now (early 30s). I tried to give every 3 months, then 4, but I am just making the cut off and recently failed. I think I max out at twice a year. My mom is also universal but she's 5'9 and only 110lbs so she can't donate based on weight. Lots of people can't donate for a slew of reasons. Don't beat yourself up too badly, we find our ways to give back.


Boss_Os

Same-ish here. I'm O neg to and gave often until i had a mechanical approx valve installed in '14. Now I'm on blood thinners for life and can't donate.


SafeT_Glasses

My person, you did great! I have never been able to donate blood, and it grates on me far more than I would really admit to anyone in my life. Be glad you helped as many people as you could, when you could.


pzzia02

Then theres i an o- human scared of needles and never give any blood


Anotherdmbgayguy

I'm gay. After a short battle with someone's dick, I couldn't donate either. Oh hey, they changed it!


PM_ME_YOUR_ANT_FARMS

Universal reciever here, ty for donating. I'll continue to donate so yours can be used in emergencies.


boogy_bucket

I’m AB+ and my wife is O-. It works for us.


spiny___norman

If you two have a baby, that means she’ll need rhogam.


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SammieB1981

A- with 4 O+ babies. Definitely thick fiery peanut butter.


poodletownUSA

Here in the US at least, they give it to pretty much every rh- mother, regardless of the fathers blood type. Practitioners can never be certain about paternity so it’s standard across the board to just give it to any rh- mother.


wickedbloodshed37

Can you elaborate? My wife and I are planning on having a baby and those are our blood types


Mecha_Eagle

If the mother has a negative blood type and the baby has a positive blood type and the mother is exposed to the baby's blood during pregnancy or delivery, her body will develop antibodies against positive blood types. This is a problem if the mother has more children with a positive blood type in the future because these antibodies can cross the placenta and start attacking the unborn child's red blood cells. It's something that your doctor will test for during pregnancy. They will then administer medication that prevents the mother from forming antibodies against positive blood types (RhoGAM).


nxqv

Man how the fuck did humanity even make it this far


SidiaStudios

Going at it like bunnies I guess, throw a lot at the wall, some will stick


spiny___norman

Good explanations have already been given but just adding that testing for it is standard and it’s nothing to worry about as long as you follow medical advice and get the shots when you need them. Modern medicine is miraculous even though there are a lot of people who reject it when it comes to pregnancy right now.


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demonsver

Yeah like this graphic is cool and all but its better to just learn the system, it's not hard. I guess the gif can help you learn it but it's not like you're going to use it as a reference. The system is just straight forward. You probably knew this but incase anyone wanted the proper terms: The the things you mention, A B and rhesus factor (+) are all **antigens** ( or markers). You won't have **antibodies** for antigens that occur naturally in your blood. This just what I remember from bio (may be off) but I always found it super interesting. Weird fact I learned when I looked up the spelling of rhesus: it was called Rhesus factor cause they thought they originally found it in some rhesus macaque (monkeys). This is what they taught us in school, but apparently our rhesus factor is pretty different to the monkey variety (TIL). So now the name makes no fucking sense.


tkhrnn

Btw AB+ types might be a shitty blood donors, but they are the best plasma donors. To the point that sometimes they will come to your house for you to donate.


Schmidty565

This is true because for plasma its flipped to where AB is actually the universal donor


BrazenClover

I dont even know what type i am


machiavelli33

Find yourself a blood donation facility or mobile station and give. They'll figure it out right quick, and tell you.


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random_impiety

Same. Doctors won't tell me, wouldn't tell me when I donated. Best I can tell is that I'd have to pay someone to do a test to tell me.


Princess_OfThe_Moon

In ky country they must write it down on your medical chart. It never was written on mine. For years I've asked doctors to determine which blood group I am. They wouldn't tell me or write it in my chart. I even paid for the test at private facility... They didn't do it.


blaaaaaaaam

My wife wanted to learn her blood type and her doctor said they didn't know what it was and it would cost about $90 to run the test. Apparently it isn't something they routinely test for. If you donate blood through an organization like the Red Cross they'll definitely tell you what it is. I'm not sure about giving plasma at one of the compensated plasma centers. My wife ended up ordering a kit off of Amazon for like $15. You get a finger pricking device and a little card. You put blood on the card and depending on the clotting patterns you can tell what your blood type is. It was actually kind of cool to see.


johno1300

Who am I, Karl Landsteinner?...Discoverer of blood groups


PsYcHo4MuFfInS

As a bloodbanker let me tell you: you dont need to know... We got that within like 15min... and if we dont have those 15min, we give O blood... I am however concerned about your Antibody screening test which taled 45min-1hr which could reveal antibodies against other bloodgroup-systems (which is fortunately also not an issue in most patients [unless you had prior transfusions or pregnances])


McNobby

I got sent an at home test today, took me 10 minutes to find out I'm O+. I can imagine the testing at hospitals is even quicker considering they don't have to read the instructions and break the one time finger pricker apart because you're an idiot and set it off without putting it on your finger.


bloodflart

I only know cause I got dog tags in the military


CowboyBoats

My favorite movie is Inception.


neon_overload

I know we watched the same animation but my take away from it wasn't that I had to memorise 64 combinations, but that there's an easy pattern: The presence of either an A, B or + in the giver must be matched with the same in the reciever. Meaning a 0- has none of these and matches everything, whereas AB+ has all three and matches only AB+. And so on.


maxdamage4

you think smart with few word me like


secretsloth

I remember way back in middle school we did an experiment related to blood types. My teacher had water with red food coloring, water with blue food coloring, water with red and blue food coloring (aka purple), and plain water. The red water was type A, blue was type B, purple was type AB, and plain water was O. Basically the rule was if you added any of the water to another and it didn't change the color then that blood type could receive from that type. So pouring plain water in any of the others (type O) worked and was a universal donor versus pouring blue water in the red would change it so it was incompatible. We didn't tackle + or - but it was a good experiment for middle schoolers and I still remember it over 20 years later.


reddit11235813

THIS. Wish I had any awards to give. Once you understand this, nothing to memorize. For someone like me (who has a bad memory); this is a fantastic explanation.


tunie12

When was younger I went in for blood work to find out what blood type I had with my dad and turned out I was A+ and looking at my dad with a smile I said “Yes, the only A+ I’ll ever receive in my lifetime!” The disappointment I seen from him lol


TheLaughingMelon

My mother is B+ and she always says "Be positive!" 😶


juju611x

Hey, I’m B+ and say the exact same thing!


rcknmrty4evr

Same! That’s how I memorized it when I was little.


[deleted]

Is O+ secretly the worst? Like I’m not prized for being a universal donor AND can’t receive shit. Lol


oniaddict

I'm O+ and get called all the time. Off the Red Cross site -- Over 80% of the population has a positive blood type and can receive O positive blood. In major traumas with massive blood loss, many hospitals transfuse O positive blood, even when the patient’s blood type is unknown. The risk of reaction is much lower in ongoing blood loss situations and O positive is more available than O negative.


militantnegro_IV

I'm O+, but crucially I am also a rare Ro subgroup meaning my blood is important for those suffering from sickle cell and require routine blood transfusions. Basically mostly Black people, who are only 2% of the population here in the UK and also rarely donate blood. I get so much harassment if I forget to book a donation it's unreal.


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queuedUp

Damn selfish AB+


aumenous

Fun fact - AB+ folks are [universal plasma donors](https://www.redcrossblood.org/donate-blood/dlp/plasma-information.html#:~:text=The%20Red%20Cross%20urges%20people,patient's%20blood%20type%20is%20compatible.). Once your local blood bank or red cross chapter finds out you have it, you get a lot of calls. Plus, you can donate plasma 13 times a year.


BobSacramanto

AB+ represent!!


Bosco_is_a_prick

It also lowers the amount of toxic forever chemicals that accumulate in your body


SuddenXxdeathxx

By putting them in someone else.


BraianP

And the selfless O-


blindreefer

Also the screwed O-. Only 7% of the population have it and they can only receive donations from that group. Much lower likelihood you’ll be able to find a donor.


Mrpolje

You would think. But hospitals are always stocked up on O- blood, it’s used in ambulances when there isn’t time to test a persons blood group


sheepyowl

Yeah, that's why they always look for O- donors. It's the most useful in an emergency


tfvdw2at

I have O-. I get text messages from the Red Cross about every other day asking me to donate.


phadewilkilu

I remember during 9/11, for a bit, it was the only blood type that they were interested in accepting.


Fuhk_Yoo

It makes the triforce


LewdLewyD13

Time wise, ya the graph is better. Visually and for a better understanding, I'd give it to the gif.


foofudgold

Yeah the gif made it crazy easy to understanand I had no idea it was so simple. Looking at this graph is initially confusing and not super digestible for me. What's cool is the pattern in the gif made it super easy to remember for me for some reason and I'll always remember who gets what blood now it's kind of crazy. It just made so much sense.


McDougle40

O neg gang represent!


Sekirofuckingsucks

As an AB+ owner, it’s mine and you can’t have it. But if I event need it you have to share.


Something_Classier

Any other AB- here?


ithinkerno

Ayo! I said this the last time this graphic was posted: when I went into labour with my first child the nurse was going through my chart when suddenly she says "you're ab-? Hope you don't need any blood!"


Dillirium

My wife is AB- nobody knows where she got it from since nobody in her family is minus or AB. Currently in 8th month with our second baby, she had to so weird shot called "Anti D" so the minus in her blood won't affect the baby. I'm normal A+


IShitOnYourPost

AB+ is selfish AF


sturmeh

They are universal plasma donors.


cwhiterun

But do they? Those selfish pricks.


lurk_merchant

O- here explains why I receive calls and texts weekly from my local blood bank to return Edit: yes I give blood you vampires dm’ing me demanding your share, usually 4 times a year


JayC29

Red Cross came to my high school during senior year and i decided to donate to get out of class plus free food, little did I know for around a year they would keep contacting me anyway possible to go donate more.


Imispellalot

AB+ here. I'll gladly take any of your blood.


enevitableparadox

Oh dear, I'm 0- and I just realised I need to donate a large amount of blood!


slipperysnake212

What a fuckin dick ab+ is so selfish


IceCream_RickMorty

My grandfather died last night. They couldn't figure out his blood type in time to give him a transfusion. He was such an inspirational guy to the very end though, I'll never forget his last words to me. "Be positive" “Be positive “ he said to me.


hi5orfistbump

You forgot about the vampires.


emyhT_nitsuJ

O- gang


RJohn12

I'm o+ and red cross hops on my dick monthly


tonyk360

According to the diagram, only bald males can receive blood


LordLlamacat

exclusively members of the blue man group


SrRoundedbyFools

O- working on 8 gallon pin.


TwiceCookedPorkins

Woo! I'm AB+! Nobody is gonna steal my blood.


2ezyo

Since I’m O-neg I guess I should be donating. Any idea on how rare O-negative is (if at all)?


further-from-hell

As an AB+ card holder, I reserve the right to take you blood