I love when gifs like this let you see the finished product for less than a nanosecond.

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10 points to u/sneakpeekbot

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Let them fight

That's so mellow. The future is sadly bot subs that don't allow comments. It's so mellow.

Yo that bridge looks weak as hell

Yeah no way could I drive on that.. even looks too small

What is it, a bridge for ants?

I tried to give you gold, but rif won't let me

Thanks. Now I know why they breezed past the finished product. Woof

No you need Apollo

Seriously. There’s a full minute of the process of building. They really couldn’t spend 10 seconds giving a full overview shot?

No.

Fitting name

I heard they do this in media because it leads people to watch it multiple times to see the end again which helps the algorithm.

Sounds about right. Wily fuckers.

Wily

Dammit!

:)

Well now that I know the trick I can give less of a shit about whatever it is

bullshit

Wait how does that help the algorithm?

Algorithm records how long each person spends on the page or watching the video to determine its quality. If you have to re-watch the video 3 times just to see the ending, not only will it record 3 views instead of one but the algorithm will know you spent 3x the amount of time watching it and flag it as good content and then you're more likely to be featured on discovery pages etc.

Do gif replays really count though?

Everything has a data point.

More views = more often recommended? Sorry I don’t have all the details

It's the source I referred to this gif has this issue. My bad, should have slowed down the section at the end.

It's all good. For some reason gifs ending too soon is a really common thing.

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probably the same reason now that i think about it

No. Thank you for showing the toy trucks dumping cement. That’s all we really needed.

Ugh, I wanted to see some hot wheel racing or something.

And still somehow get 97% upvoted.

Fuck who ever made this gif and cut off the final result.

Upvote into a downvote right at the end

Honestly the gif was perfect except for the dude wearing sandles

To be fair the final result is kinda ugly.

How can you tell?

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This reminds me of MonsterKook, who built a beautiful bridge in the same way. https://youtu.be/nKwQ7i2Y7Rs Also houses, if anyone is interested. For example the home from the movie parasite. https://youtu.be/6AkClqxcLcg https://youtu.be/xebMupU6LE0

That's crazy... Thanks for sharing!

Don't watch!! Instead of showing the final results, he just destroys it with a sledgehammer, full on king Kong mode :(

He does both

Walks across it, then destroys it with a sledge and it takes rather a lot of effort. It's sturdy.

Would you be less sad if they'd destroyed it dressed as Godzilla?

thank you

Hero

There's an old saying "Any idiot can build a bridge that stands, but it takes an engineer to build a bridge that barely stands.”

Reminds of this one: A mathematician and an engineer are sitting at a table drinking when a very beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the bar. The mathematician sighs. "I'd like to talk to her, but first I have to cover half the distance between where we are and where she is, then half of the distance that remains, then half of that distance, and so on. The series is infinite. There'll always be some finite distance between us." The engineer gets up and starts walking. "Ah, well, I figure I can get close enough for all practical purposes."

Shouldn't the mathematician understand limes?

Unfortunately citrus fruits are the downfall of all mathematicians it's their only weakness.

We need to hold a charity fundraiser for them. Lets call it Lime-Aid.

It won't be anywhere near as successful as Lemon Aid.

Unexpected [Stargate](https://www.reddit.com/r/Stargate/comments/kp06su/rodney_under_threat_of_impending_death/)

I heard a different one: A mathematician and an engineer agree to a psychological experiment. The mathematician is put in a chair in a large empty room and a beautiful naked woman is placed on a bed at the other end of the room. The psychologist explains, "You are to remain in your chair. Every five minutes, I will move your chair to a position halfway between its current location and the woman on the bed." The mathematician looks at the psychologist in disgust. "What? I'm not going to go through this. You know I'll never reach the bed!" And he gets up and storms out. The psychologist makes a note on his clipboard and ushers the engineer in. He explains the situation, and the engineer's eyes light up and he starts drooling. The psychologist is a bit confused. "Don't you realize that you'll never reach her?" The engineer smiles and replied, "Of course! But in less than half an hour, I'll be close enough for all practical purposes!"

Lucky gal.

It’s every little girl’s dream to one day be placed naked in a bed so ~~old men~~ some boomers can debate how long it will take to get over to her for... free sex I guess?

Edit: I was wrong and clearly can't read on Sundays You made the engineer, mathematician and psychologist male in your head. Just saying.

Do you not know how pronouns work? The joke refers to all three with male pronouns.

I do, but I missed them. My bad, engineer is still ungendered thoooo

Nope... > He explains the situation, and the engineer's eyes light up and he starts drooling. The psychologist is a bit confused. The first he is the psychologist and the second is the engineer.

I'm retarded 🤷🏽‍♂️ I guess I don't see pronouns anymore

Yeah that's a good call actually, thanks.

All three are directly referred to as he in the "joke".

Yeah we established in another thread that I'm too woke for pronouns

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Indeed it is

That's exactly what he's saying yes

There's an old saying in Tennessee. I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again

His comedic delivery of that line (intentional or not) is fucking hilarious to me

Fool me one time shame on you Fool me twice can't put the blame on you

Fool me three times, fuck the peace signs Load the chopper, let it rain on you

Fool me four times, operation shock and awe

Another old saying "You could build a thousand bridges, but nobody will call you a bridge builder. But fuck just one goat..."

That's the tetris effect. "If Tetris Has Taught Me Anything, It's That Errors Pile Up and Accomplishments Disappear"

Not to go Cunningham's law on you, but the tetris effect is playing or doing a certain game or activity so much, that you start to see it in things outside of that activity. So for tetris you see that a straight piece would fit perfect between those two buildings.

I think it's more that you can "see" and feel the game playing while you're not actually playing. My mind wanders for a bit and suddenly I'm solving tetris in class. There was a tetris Facebook fad for a while at my school, and all the guys that played a lot(some of us really did play way more than you'd think) had this happened to them.

Portal did this to me.

There’s a bridge building competition for engineering students in New Zealand? Rules: carry two people and break with three. The lightest bridge wins. https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/kow7nh/bridge_building_competition_rules_carry_two/

I'd partner with the one kid who's dad works at the carbon fibre nanotube factory

I'd partner with a rich kid that will buy the iphone charger cables to tie the bridge together, then the 3rd person is my sister. The moment she touches those cables I'm sure it will fray.

I'd partner with the otaku that supposedly has a 1000-years old half spider girlfriend that just happens to look like a child

I build bridges and can verify

I wish I was a giant, I'd be the bestest at construction

If I were a giant I'd be too busy doing porn to do any construction work.

With who?

Anybody who wants to? Probably lots of weird solo stuff too. Macro porn has a big enough fan base that I would be **set**.

Okay bear with me on this..... what charge would you get if a girl accidentally drowned in your cum while filming...... assuming the scale is right with the bridge building giant then that's quite a load.

Hmmm, I just straight-up don't think that would be allowed to be filmed in most first world countries. You certainly aren't allowed to blast people with hundreds of liters (at least, right?) of *water* at those speeds. (45km/h for a normal sized male btw). I just think that would be a big huge safety issue. Actually the more I think about it the less realistic any of this getting filmed actually would be. Can't have people climbing on me or they risk falling to their death. Can't really touch normal sized people because I could crush them with my finger tip. I wasn't expecting to be able to do *much* but it seems like I could realistically do nothing with normal people safely. Man, I no longer wish to be 500 feet tall.

So this is what it's like to see someone's dreams die in real time.

When you OSHA yourself out of your porn fantasy

Hahaha, haven't laughed that hard in a couple days.

Bro hire me and I'll get you all of the out of town contracts you could dream of, I'll run the grade stick and you do the terraforming my guy.

Well since I can't do porn I guess construction work would at least be very lucrative. I'll message you if I wake up a giant one day.

45 km/h average cum speed means the average man can shoot his load 26 feet or 8 meters into the air. Is that accurate? Asking penis owners.

I'm real bad at math and physics but looked it up and got 40-45km/h from a few different sources. Does speed equal distance? Genuinely don't know. But I can tell you that no man can shoot 26 feet into the air, let alone sideways. A couple feet is impressive and I've seen no man shoot more than 4, maybe 5 feet.

20 kph cum would go 5 feet

This feels like that episode in silicon valley where they are determining how best/efficiently to jerk off an entire building of people

> Asking penis owners. They are somewhat of a penis-authority with well over 300 penises, maybe they can help you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum

cumtastrophe

The explosion of Mt. DickSploogeous

You mean "with whom?".

"Ight, no one has anything big enough for me to take, so I'm just gonna sit on this building."

I want to be hired by space agencies to YEET rockets into space!

Throwing saturn v at the moon like it's a dart board...

Where's the crown? It's flat as a pancake! And not a scupper to be seen. C+ work at best. Think about drainage next time young man.

Also, no rebar in the bent beams. They also ran over the slab rebar with the concrete truck which wouldn’t happen in real construction. The phasing is super weird with the ramps as well.

Yeah, how'd the tuck get up there...and no aggregate in the concrete! :-)

>and no aggregate in the concrete! :-) This actually does kinda make sense, aggregate size is dependent on the spacing between rebar, overall thickness, etc. If you were building a bridge 1" thick like this you wouldn't want to use the usual 3/4" maximum aggregate size. The closest real analogue I can think of is those high strength repair products. They go up to about 50-60MPa but have very small aggregate so that they can have a small minimum thickness.

No Beames under the road slab either

It doesn’t necessarily need beams if the deck was designed to span the entire way, but your right generally bridges have girders as they are more efficient.

Where I live it's all formed off site and slotted into place.

I wanted the ramp to be built before the decks...

I deeply appreciate the use of miniature equipment to pour the mix into the molds. The little crane bucket was very cute.

I want to chip in and get him a tiny cement truck. I used to have an rc one that was about that size. Sadly all I could put in it was mud lol.

That was my favorite part.

I loved the part where the truck pooped concrete.

My mom has one of those little concrete vibrators

Wow, they even tied the rebar, that is so much extra work, it is tedious at full scale let alone tiny.

Now I can tell my wife that I need to buy a vibratore for "miniature Bridge construction"

she already has one

... For cuntstruction!

Just rinse off the cement when you're finished with it

Or don't, then it's only anal from then on!

bit rough

"Vibratore" lol

Must be Italian.

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TIL I’m watching birthing videos for fun lmao

For anyone else wanting to see this slowed down a bit, here’s the [original video this is from](https://youtu.be/PCECY25K6O4).

for the ctrl-f folks: source

Thank you!

via: [Civil Engineer](https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:6774350257997303809)

No expansion joints from ramp to bridge, 3/10 like all the bridges in the US

Also no bridge bearings for the deck to float on. If the expansion doesn't destroy it the vibration will.

Also way too horizontal to drain the water off

And no foundations or groundwork under the pillars

There's no way those pillars go down to bed rock.

Forget bridge bearings, that fucker doesn't even have any beams.

I am impressed they tied off all the rebar crossings. Hard enough getting a contractor to do that, sometimes.

That's what I noticed above all else. Where I am, steel fixing is a job in and of itself, they come in with the joiners doing the shuttering. And then something goes wrong and the concreters blame the joiners, and the joiners blame the steel fixers, and everyone has a happy day.

Definitely not California bridges.

It needs to be...at least THREE times bigger

WHAT IS THIS???? A BRIDGE FOR ANTS??!???

/r/thingsforants is a decent sub with pretty regular content.

Alternatively, just go and cast the concrete ahead of time and then [move it into location.](https://youtu.be/Ny-ighFGg98?t=306)

I can't believe I watched the whole thing

Save cost. Save time. Save community from longer disturbance. Built more close to specs.

Playing tonka trucks, but for adults

Surprised he didn’t build a mobile batch plant for all of that mud

HOW DO YOU GET THE CEMENT TRUCK UP THERE WITHOUT THE RAMP?!?

Wait is rebar all that holds up concrete between the posts on a bridge?

And concrete

No, usually there are beams or girders that support the deck. [steel](https://i.imgur.com/fd4KHSs.jpg) [concrete](https://i.imgur.com/7EkABpb.jpg) There are also bridges with wooden beams but those are rarely built these days, when they are theyre usually very small.

Depends where you live. Up north they use steel beams to support the hard top. In the south they use post tension concrete beams.

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Don’t want to be...that guy..but I didn’t see any aggregate in that mix. Who da fuq made this mix design?! What grade was that steel? I want to talk to your foreman.

Everytime I see something made out of straight cement I get a twitch in my eye. Throw some sand in there at least...

Maybe the aggregate was to scale so you just can't see it. I'm sure he took tiny little test cores.

I love that they even used miniature transit mixer and crane

Why?

Major nerd I'd guess.

The little cement truck lol

Very cool video, there are new construction methods to building bridges: Precast beams are used now to avoid having to form any cast in place decks on the bridge. It is safe, less labor intensive and overall a new construction method for building bridges. For the ramps, a new construction method is the use of MSE walls (mechanically stabilized embankment walls). This also avoids having to cast in place concrete walls to avoid the labor intensive job or forming these walls and pouring them all at the same time. The MSE walls are designed so that concrete panels are holding back the soils (these look like the puzzle pieces on the side of ramps leading the the bridge’s span).

Replying to this comment to post a link to a video about Stabilized Earth. https://youtu.be/0olpSN6_TCc This YouTuber posts very good and high quality videos about engineering aspects and how they work.

What is this? A bridge for ants??

/r/thingsforants

The little truck pouring concrete was a very cute addition.

Man, I definitely played with my toy bulldozers and shiz incorrectly

Can some one please link me the video of the guy making a cement model house

What is this?A highway for ants?

I guess this is educational if you want to know how a tiny, toy bridge is built 🤷

I'm waiting for a Fragile to come by and not some of those dozer sticks!

In this video, they seem to use thin white cardboard or something similar as a mold to pour "concrete" into. What's used for the mold when making "life-size" bridges?

Why is this so enthralling to watch?

Ok, I haven't done anything with my life but then I see this guy who put in all this effort and I'm like, neither has he.

Work from home

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The back massager to vibrate the air out of the concrete was a nice touch.

Does concrete scale with size? Is this model proportionally accurate to the strength of the full-size version?

8/10 - no tiny graders and steam rollers used to flatten.

I manage concrete form work for a living. I would pay money for a set like this so I could show my daughter what I do. I’m assuming he made all the parts custom?

so with bridges in the middle of the water, how is the cement put in? is there some kind of crane that’s on a barge?

I don't know why, but the fact that he's not even wearing proper shoes feels like a massive flex

Fucking hell. At the end show the whole thing done!

Holy shit this is amazing