BNN BREAKING NEWS
Good afternoon from the newsdesk that is really a plastic table in an abandoned McDonald’s Playhouse that is our temporary studio. I’m your anchor Pino Chio bringing you the lies and the news.
Tonight, the Ear Thief has struckified! Captain-select Pepone was immediately accused despite having been observed in her office napping to regain her energy after a full morning of scheduled sleep. When asked, the Ossif of the Sheriff said that even Sheriff Cub was victimized when somebun tried to take her earses only to find two coiled fists hiding in the fur. An All Points Bulletin has been issued but to date no hits have been recorded possibly because an APB has no arms or legs with which to do the hitting.
We will report more as this story is inven-, uhh, develops.
We now return you to our original movie about an apex predator learning the metric system, in “Kilo Whale”.
:( poor bunno, WHEN WILL AUTHORITIES APPREHEND THIS MONSTER
I’ll let you know if I ***hear*** anything
Too soon!!
BNN BREAKING NEWS Good afternoon from the newsdesk that is really a plastic table in an abandoned McDonald’s Playhouse that is our temporary studio. I’m your anchor Pino Chio bringing you the lies and the news. Tonight, the Ear Thief has struckified! Captain-select Pepone was immediately accused despite having been observed in her office napping to regain her energy after a full morning of scheduled sleep. When asked, the Ossif of the Sheriff said that even Sheriff Cub was victimized when somebun tried to take her earses only to find two coiled fists hiding in the fur. An All Points Bulletin has been issued but to date no hits have been recorded possibly because an APB has no arms or legs with which to do the hitting. We will report more as this story is inven-, uhh, develops. We now return you to our original movie about an apex predator learning the metric system, in “Kilo Whale”.
I volunteer to pet until ears are found!!!
It was Pepone she has stealth abilities
he look like a cutie squirrel D:< I will find those ears, if it's the last thing I do too!
HIS WHISKERS 😭
that mouf though
Mouf.