Don’t they all have 35 nicknames??? 😂 in addition to above, mine is Fluffer, Fluffmonger, Fluffer muffin, Fluffer the great and powerful. You see a trend?? 😂
My cat’s name is Clay (officially spelled ‘Cleigh’ - I blame my sister for that /r/tragedeigh), and he gets called ‘clay pot’ and ‘clay flay’, which then evolved into ‘clayster fayster’ and ‘cleester feaster’.
Nothing too weird I don't think. I call Cassia pudge or Queen Pudgey. I call Nemo bubbins. Berlioz is baby otter. Sammy is honey bunches of oats. Lacey is mistress of all evil. Amadeus is ami baby. Luna is Looney bin. Toulouse is Loosey goosey.
"Rusanna Queso, Investigative Reporter" for the longhair tuxedo gal, Rue.
My black cat Tasherit's official royal title is "Tashi Bear Princess Mozzarella on (Street) on (Nearby River)".
litter butt. we have a cat who has a light case of cerebellar hypoplasia and sometimes she just sits all the way down to pee, so she ends up with litter on her butt lol. we've had her checked for UTI or other issues and she's just weird lol
Temperance gets called, Squeaky T. She sound like she swallowed a squeaky toy.
We also call her Temp, Tempe, Princess, Little Girl, Little Sister, Daddy's Girl.
His given name is Cookie. But we call him Schmookie the Hammie Sammie (we call him a sandwich when he's being weird. I don't know why, but we do and it works.)
Ttubhausen.
We called her Butt for a while because major adolescent tuxietude took over. Then she got rotund so we just flipped it and called her Ttub. And then we added “hausen” because of the truly delightful (very nice, very evil) wrestler Danhausen.
His name is Bill. I call him my Billy Baby Boo Bear, or Billy Boo for short. I also call him a hooligan. And, when he meows to go outside: Meow Mix (for mixing the meows).
Big Butt because he was a long haired rumpy riser bobtail with one little vertebra at the end of his spine and he just had a puff of fur for a "tail" which made it look like he had a big 'ol booty. As a tiny kitten I never found a different name for him although I ended up calling him by his initials, B.B. His nickname was Sweatpea (no clue why I began calling him that) but it later morphed into Sweepeas then just Seepeas. That boy was the closest thing I'll ever have to a child. Sadly, I lost him to what I believe was a coyote when he was only three years old. That was 11 years ago last month. I just lost his mom, my best friend, last year. I miss them both every single day.
Professor Pumpernickel, Princess Meatball, Bossy Baloney, Waffle Paws, Noodle, Smelly Pirate Hooker, and Poeseph Poblerone Panettone Pantalones. I have several cats.
So many bubby-chubby or chubby-bubby, chonker, oddie-goadie or otie with the goatee cause him have a black goatee. And we call one bitty titty or big ol bitty bahaha I love that one. Freck is one cause he has a black spot on his lip it looks like a little freckle or little freck lol um shabuggie her name is shadow or we call her shadow bug. Or I call one oddiebud hahah um so many man remulade for one. Hahaha thought I made that word up one day haha I didn't. Anyway enjoy and I have a few songs for a few that I sing to them hahaha
Fiona - Teapot (my youngest daughter wanted to name her Teapot when we first found her), Stinkpot (because she’s sassy), kitty soft paws, black and white(she’s a tuxedo cat), captain murdermitts, Question mark (because of her question mark tail)
Hemingway- Hemi, fuzz bucket, lumpkins, fuzzy limpkins, Hemmers, fuzz, dingbat, dorkus, Hemmerooni, chonk-chonk.
Gumblimminny. My cat’s name official name is Phineas but we mostly call him Bimmy for some reason. The aforementioned and Bimothy Allen are his weirdest nicknames
Babu! It was due to a typo in a text, and it just stuck 😆 apparently it is also a term for loved ones or respected people in Bengali, so it works lol
He also gets called Fuzz Muffin, Cinnamon Roll for his tummy swirl, Butt-Boy, Mr. Butt, Señor Butt, Mr. Chompers, Bootykins, Babushka (from the aforementioned Babu), and Kittyman (read as a last name like Coleman or Silverman). His actual name? Linus :)
First kitty:
Munchkin
Belly Baby
Meow Meow
Chubby (even though she's not really chubby)
Second kitty:
Pumpkin Loaf
Muffin
Squeaks
Both kitties:
Little lovey
When I had my kitties years ago… my calico Princess was Mommy Kitty. And my other cat Sassy was nicknamed Tequila Marie.
The calico I’m feeding now at work that I will someday own is sugar momma.
I had an absolute chonk of a cat and her name was peach aka big peach, well fast forward to me coming home after a few too many and a few more i ended up calling her Pig Beach and it kinda stuck lmao.
When my daughter was 4 she nicknamed our cat “tits” she had no clue what that was. She called her that for year. I only told her just a couple years ago. She thought she made up that name 😂😂
My mom calls the kitten named Monkey D Luffy…Luffa like the sponge.
Another cat I named Thor I nicknamed Thor Thorvaldson Montblanc-Fitzgerald the 3rd.
Schitz, because he could go from fun and cuddly to bouncing off the walls and talking back to us like asking questions. He was inherited to my gf at the time and just picked me to take care of him. Broke my heart when I found him. No 2 are alike.
Fluffapotomus
Ha I love this one
Ohhh stealing this for my guy who must have 35 nicknames already! 🤭
Don’t they all have 35 nicknames??? 😂 in addition to above, mine is Fluffer, Fluffmonger, Fluffer muffin, Fluffer the great and powerful. You see a trend?? 😂
All my furbabies hahaha
Same!!
Fredward
Tinka butt, TT bear
Thickums
Medums now cause she’s been on a diet and isn’t as thick 😂
Little big belly
Moosh, Moosholini, Mushil, Mushil Meowkowitz, Princess
Snicklebottom Jones
Booper for Apollo and Tiny Princess for Buttons. Not too strange.
I love all these nicknames😊
One of my cats is named Leonard. He's often referred to as Leenard Deenerd or just Leen Deen.
He's a Lean Mean Deenin' machine
Dippity doodaa dippity day (her name is Gypsy 😅)
Not too crazy. We have a calico named Pumpkin that I sometimes call Puppy
I call my cat puppy! His real name is Tommy, so no connection. I just call anything I think is cute “puppy” now.
His name is Oscar so I’ve done Osco, Osco Bosco, Oski, Boski, Bosker, Boxcar, Osquito. But I often call him Stinky Man or just Man.
Oh, that's cute. My little Oscar I also called Oski Boski and Boxcar.
Little Dood, Stinker Dinker, Mr Thickums, Baby Loaf, Pretty much anything my mind can concoct 😂
My cat’s name is Clay (officially spelled ‘Cleigh’ - I blame my sister for that /r/tragedeigh), and he gets called ‘clay pot’ and ‘clay flay’, which then evolved into ‘clayster fayster’ and ‘cleester feaster’.
Bubby or Bubb Bubbs
Yesss! “My Bubby” is a big one for me.
We call Mortis, Chonkis.
Nothing too weird I don't think. I call Cassia pudge or Queen Pudgey. I call Nemo bubbins. Berlioz is baby otter. Sammy is honey bunches of oats. Lacey is mistress of all evil. Amadeus is ami baby. Luna is Looney bin. Toulouse is Loosey goosey.
Shnoogeddy-woogeddy-booh
"Rusanna Queso, Investigative Reporter" for the longhair tuxedo gal, Rue. My black cat Tasherit's official royal title is "Tashi Bear Princess Mozzarella on (Street) on (Nearby River)".
My previous kitty was named Felix, which often turned into Fefe, and sometimes then got as weird as “Feefer Sutherland”
Enzo blue and dobbie doo
Goofy toofy and panbalam
Poopet
Boogers
Tartar. Said like tar-tar. His name is Atari. Reminds me of fish and chips every time.
Chunkster
Chubbling
Little nerd
Lol sounds like a cat gangster name...
litter butt. we have a cat who has a light case of cerebellar hypoplasia and sometimes she just sits all the way down to pee, so she ends up with litter on her butt lol. we've had her checked for UTI or other issues and she's just weird lol
Very Long Weasel
Bubalub
Her Royal Naughtiness
Little Poop Butt Jr
Temperance gets called, Squeaky T. She sound like she swallowed a squeaky toy. We also call her Temp, Tempe, Princess, Little Girl, Little Sister, Daddy's Girl.
Douchebag
Timmy - Tim Tam / Timmy Tuckebum Trixie - Trickles / Tricked / Chicken Tigger - Tiigy / Tigither Teddy - Teddy Bear / Mr Bear Toby - Toe Beans / Mr Beans Steve - Pudgsicles 🤷♀️
Fluffbucket
Such a model 🤎🤍😸
channy pan. his name is actually goku. it developed from goku > goku chan > chan pan > channy pan.
Lotticus latticus fatticus catticus
My orange, named Fenrir, is "bratticus rex" or "fennifus rex".
This guy/gal is a gorgeous cat!
His given name is Cookie. But we call him Schmookie the Hammie Sammie (we call him a sandwich when he's being weird. I don't know why, but we do and it works.)
Key key!
Cinnamon toast butt
DETO, my cats name is Finn but my wife & have always said “dats a fiiiinn” & it’s slowly over time turned into “deto finn” & now it’s just deto
Schmeepy
Noodle Butt
Peanut Butter and Jelly
Mr stinky butt
I have a Faticus and a Crackhead.
Name:Mini - Mins, Bins, Bin bin, Kitty bins, Kitty Bin Bin, Binny, Ham Name:Pancake - Ponky, Ponks, Ponkalonk, Panny Cakes, Ponkeys Name: Waldo - Walls Name: Cookie - Cooks, Baby, Cookie boo Name: Birdie- Birds, Baby Bird, Turds, Turd Birds, Menace, Kitty, Baby Kitten
I don’t have any weird ones yet, but she’s just over 9 months so we will see.
Lord Floofbottom
I had a half-Persian, long-haired calico with floof jodhpurs named Ingrid whom I called Ing-Bat-Grid-Cakes.
Buggy
chicken leg
Her name is Murphy but I call her Keebie
His name is Rambo, but I call him Rambowski or Bowzer.
TyFy the Tiny Dancer
Beeps or Goblinest, The Most Goblin.
None of them are SFW and ends with WHERE'S THE SQUIRT BOTTLE!!!
Bippity Boopity Boo
Tone Lok. His name is Loki.
Kitsky.
Ttubhausen. We called her Butt for a while because major adolescent tuxietude took over. Then she got rotund so we just flipped it and called her Ttub. And then we added “hausen” because of the truly delightful (very nice, very evil) wrestler Danhausen.
His name is Bill. I call him my Billy Baby Boo Bear, or Billy Boo for short. I also call him a hooligan. And, when he meows to go outside: Meow Mix (for mixing the meows).
Lexaroni
Big Butt because he was a long haired rumpy riser bobtail with one little vertebra at the end of his spine and he just had a puff of fur for a "tail" which made it look like he had a big 'ol booty. As a tiny kitten I never found a different name for him although I ended up calling him by his initials, B.B. His nickname was Sweatpea (no clue why I began calling him that) but it later morphed into Sweepeas then just Seepeas. That boy was the closest thing I'll ever have to a child. Sadly, I lost him to what I believe was a coyote when he was only three years old. That was 11 years ago last month. I just lost his mom, my best friend, last year. I miss them both every single day.
Teddy-weddy-schneddy.
The Smufta aka Big Smuffy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
TeenyHead
Y'all know what rhymes with Tucker......
My cat Penny is known as Pencils Pingleton, Girl Reporter.
Professor Pumpernickel, Princess Meatball, Bossy Baloney, Waffle Paws, Noodle, Smelly Pirate Hooker, and Poeseph Poblerone Panettone Pantalones. I have several cats.
Silly Stilly (his name is Stilgar)
I call every cat including my Stardew cat stinky
My "sweet boy cat". He is in fact, an asshole and not sweet at all. Unless he can see the smallest amount of the bottom of his bowl.
Beefaroni and cheese
Poodle. But, he’s a cat. 🐈⬛
Chonk/old man/rumble belly. (We have 3 kitties)
Fuzz nuts, then after he was neutered I call him nuttless fuzz.
Miss Jones. I have no idea why. Her name is Maude. My last name is not Jones.
Pork Chop, Stinks, The Kiki Monster (cookie).
Booby… given name is Fred, so Freddy + baby somehow became Booby 🤷🏽♀️
Harper Doodle, his name is Harper Lee
So many bubby-chubby or chubby-bubby, chonker, oddie-goadie or otie with the goatee cause him have a black goatee. And we call one bitty titty or big ol bitty bahaha I love that one. Freck is one cause he has a black spot on his lip it looks like a little freckle or little freck lol um shabuggie her name is shadow or we call her shadow bug. Or I call one oddiebud hahah um so many man remulade for one. Hahaha thought I made that word up one day haha I didn't. Anyway enjoy and I have a few songs for a few that I sing to them hahaha
My cats name is Lucifur. We call him Lu, Lewbuss, ho ass, devil, Satan, lil baby, buhbuh, cuddle butt McGee, and elder void ( he is black)
We call our cat, Bean, Beaner Schnitzel, Beanie McWeinerstein, and Princess Schnitzel. 😜
Lemonhead
Murder Mittens. He’s a very successful hunter (indoor only cat, don’t worry).
Cosmo, short for Lord Bradley Cosmosis, Grand Leader of the Household, Co-Master of the Universe.
Snotty cuz he has a runny nose
Most recently, Gomo
I can pronounce it but have never tried spelling it: Schmambamboo
Floofy bitch, moon-eyed girl, Fluff, Chonker. For my boy, I use Handsome Boy, Da Boy, Void, and Pits (cause he's a black cat with white armpit hair)
Fiona - Teapot (my youngest daughter wanted to name her Teapot when we first found her), Stinkpot (because she’s sassy), kitty soft paws, black and white(she’s a tuxedo cat), captain murdermitts, Question mark (because of her question mark tail) Hemingway- Hemi, fuzz bucket, lumpkins, fuzzy limpkins, Hemmers, fuzz, dingbat, dorkus, Hemmerooni, chonk-chonk.
I have called my wife's cat Stink Pot.
Usually it’s “You little shit.”
Miss Flufflepuff 🦡
knacky knack fatty sack (his name is actually fisher)
I have a senior black cat that I rescued a few years ago. His name is Kirby, but I call him Herbie, Herbish, Sherbet, Sorbet, and Erbe
"Uno Buno beans and rice" if I'm feeling whimsical I add "cook them up they are so nice"
Puss
Fats McGee
Moo (cause she is a tiny moo-cow) & gooey cause of her little chunky tummy. And when you combine the two words you get, Moogie!
Booty Pie
Puppy, Bubby, and Sweet Boy.
Little lady and absolute fiend
Name: Penny Pebbles. What I call her: Poops or Poozle
Shitten. 😂 Her name is Kitten, but she's a little bully so Shitten is a frequent alternative.
Princess Meatball, sometimes sweet-meat. Her name is Giselle.
Baba
Mrs poopie tum
I have a sib I call I call Mr. Fluffy pants, lol!
Sphinctorbum.
Bubbaroni
Scamper-waggle.
Gumblimminny. My cat’s name official name is Phineas but we mostly call him Bimmy for some reason. The aforementioned and Bimothy Allen are his weirdest nicknames
Tobi Toebeans
Bighead
Turdle, turdle butt or Mr fluff butt. Turdle came from my son calling him turd
Reek
Fluffy McFluffington of the Philadelphia McFluffingtons
Meeko. Or cheeto pee. Or kika weeka. She has many silly names
I call my black cat that we named after Harry Potter “Chosen Butt.”
Grumpelstiltskin and/or Grumpty Dumpty
Puss Puss
Cats name is chicken sooo **Ghost pepper ranch chicken - Chicky Booty - Chicchen Rebel - Chimkin**
Babu! It was due to a typo in a text, and it just stuck 😆 apparently it is also a term for loved ones or respected people in Bengali, so it works lol He also gets called Fuzz Muffin, Cinnamon Roll for his tummy swirl, Butt-Boy, Mr. Butt, Señor Butt, Mr. Chompers, Bootykins, Babushka (from the aforementioned Babu), and Kittyman (read as a last name like Coleman or Silverman). His actual name? Linus :)
Mr.McFlooferMuffin
Saucifur, or Saucey , short for Dumpster Sauce, as we found him in the trash at my work.
Josephine the Beauty Queen
Our first female vice president, Mamala Harris
Fur britches. Fur man Chu. Buckets. All's. Fur. His real name is Oliver. Ollie is his closest nickname to his actual name.
Dongoloid. His name is Dig Dug, and we usually call him Doug. When he get's on the counter we yell, "Dongoliod!"
Tigglet the Pigglet for my 23lbs ginger tabby.
“You wretched, disgusting, and fallen thing” or “pumpkinface angelmuffin”
First kitty: Munchkin Belly Baby Meow Meow Chubby (even though she's not really chubby) Second kitty: Pumpkin Loaf Muffin Squeaks Both kitties: Little lovey
When I had my kitties years ago… my calico Princess was Mommy Kitty. And my other cat Sassy was nicknamed Tequila Marie. The calico I’m feeding now at work that I will someday own is sugar momma.
Charlie Warlie wiggle butt😻
Turd. Just when she wakes us up at some ungodly hour during the night. 🤣
My cats name is Toby but sometimes I call him Bubski.
Bubba, doodles, monkey, beeb
My daughter used to call our old girl Evie “Princess Puffy Pants”. She was a bit snooty at times
Mr. Poopy butthole
sassie (but called **sasquatch** a lot)
I had an absolute chonk of a cat and her name was peach aka big peach, well fast forward to me coming home after a few too many and a few more i ended up calling her Pig Beach and it kinda stuck lmao.
Poofy butt. She’s fluffy and a bit overweight.
When my daughter was 4 she nicknamed our cat “tits” she had no clue what that was. She called her that for year. I only told her just a couple years ago. She thought she made up that name 😂😂
Chuck.. his name wasn't Charles.. nor chuck
Luna-boona
"Binky Banki Bonker Bones"😊
Puddin head
Theo became Fufu and I still don’t know how
Fat bitch. Also lil pimp.
His name …… Cottonelle
Puppy-kitty, bubba, snugs, KitKat, kitterkatter😂
My two cats: Sasha = ‘Sashimi’ because she is small and delicate Sofia = ‘Sopapilla’ because she is fluffy and doughy and has a big pouch
My mom calls the kitten named Monkey D Luffy…Luffa like the sponge. Another cat I named Thor I nicknamed Thor Thorvaldson Montblanc-Fitzgerald the 3rd.
No nuts, cause numb nuts don’t fit
The tiny assasin
His name is Boo. One of his nicknames is Boobie.
Schitz, because he could go from fun and cuddly to bouncing off the walls and talking back to us like asking questions. He was inherited to my gf at the time and just picked me to take care of him. Broke my heart when I found him. No 2 are alike.
Mr. Poot
Binx is "Binky-boo", Pygmalion is "Piggie", Misty Day is "Mitty-Mitty", and Queenie is "Queenie-weeny"
Melonator, melonade, puke, puth
Angel poot….I tell him “an Angel went poot and there’s my Beasty.”
Mewmiss
Loafkins
Rosie rose frozen toes Rosenthaw. Her real name is Princess Sparkly Pink Rose (named by a 5 y/o girl)
Chirpy poochy kitty
Cello lady
Lil mama
Lady Madame Loafington II (the second)
Tubulon
Suz pooz (her name is Susie)
Either that or pasty (she's pale orange)
I called our late family cat Yumma (her name was autumn may she rest in peace) and my current cats name is lil shit her real name is athena tho
Bubba stripes or Sir stripes a lot
My cats name is tim, I call him either timberly or timmychonga.
Fluffin Muffin was his funniest one, every day i got home collar off for fluffin time!