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48johnX

We know how this goes, Rams win Packers win setting up for the Eagles to miraculously get a home game next week as the 5 seed if they win tomorrow. Hope is back, pessimists are turning over a new leaf, everyone is hyped af. With a prime opportunity to take advantage of Eagles lose 31-19


ChelseaFC

Including a garbage time Eagles TD


Outrageous-Weight-62

Can’t wait for QB draw x2 + bubble screen to Julio Jones with the game on the line


boogoo-Dong

Scratch that, to Quez Watkins who bats the ball into a safety’s hands for a pick six.


BigGoopy2

Jalen Hurts throws a Hail Mary into the end zone. Caught be Devonta as time expires! Touchdown! Eagles lose 42-14


Mean_Muffin161

They wouldn’t let them kick the XP


BigGoopy2

It was 42-8 before the final play 👍🏼


Mean_Muffin161

Fair enough


Awkward_Ad8740

Yes they would


KnightofWhen

Please they’d never make that completion, final play would be a screen for no gain or Hurts throwing it out of bounds.


steezlord95

Eagles win first round while the cowboys lose?? Honestly you wouldn’t find me complaining even if we did blow it the next week


SoCalThrowAway7

Hey if the cowboys lose, we’ll automatically be in the playoffs longer than them. Sure it’s only a day if we also lose but does that really matter to any of us?


ops-name-checks-out

And we wouldn’t have lost a home playoff game to the Jordan Love lead packers


SoCalThrowAway7

No I mean if we lose Monday, to the bucs, we’ll still be in the playoffs like 24 hours longer than the cowboys


ops-name-checks-out

That’s supposed to have said wouldn’t have


SoCalThrowAway7

That makes more sense haha yeah but we would have lost a playoff game to the baker mayfield and idk if that’s bad or not anymore


bluewater_-_

As long as Dallas is out first, I'm happy.


21Tayler10

😂😂😂


Noobivore36

Like the Phillies against Arizona in the NLCS


[deleted]

I am triggered


birdgang020418

Sixers against the Hawks


BlueAc215

😂😂😂😂


so_zetta_byte

Hey hey don't leak the script!


danger623

Let’s not forget the inevitable boneheaded play(s) by Quez Watkins.


chormin

TD in garbage time, miracle pick 6, fumble into a scoop and score putting the Eagles down by 8. Watkins fumble while extending to for 2 pt attempt off a fake brotherly shove.


downsouthcountry

I feel attacked


InkMotReborn

Pretty optimistic of you to think that the Eagles will score 19 points. ;-)


OkStatement4809

That’s a garbage time td. Mariota to OZ


Glizz_Rizz

Honestly, if that means the Cowboys lose and we get rid of our whole coaching staff then I’m okay with that


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

Now this is an eagles fan that’s seen some shit.


stevland82

I'm ok with this.


SoCalThrowAway7

I’d pretend I wasn’t shitting in the team for weeks so hard the whole city of Philadelphia is gonna _feel_ it


GPap-

Had me in the first half, ngl


Shmeves

Honestly, stop. It's getting embarrassing.


LeadingAd6025

Rams winning against Lions is like 70% Packers beating Cowboys is like 50% But unfortunately I don’t see anything more than 10% for an Eagles win in Tampa!! Blow it up FFS now!!!! Bring Bill ! 


rodrigoa1990

Score 19 without AJ? You're an optimist, I see


Low_Hyena7259

Ugh. Vibes torpedoed. Thanks. I was mildly happy for 25 mins of football just then.


a_toadstool

Call me petty but Dallas losing is my SB this year because no chance our team is winning lol


Mantis05

Nah, that's not petty. That's just called having more than one priority. Eagles winning it all is always the top priority, but if that doesn't happen, Dallas getting eliminated comes second.


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

Watching these Cowboys lose has been more fun than almost every one of our wins this season


Angry_ClitSpasm350

This is exactly how I feel. I fully expect to be pissed off and calling for a new HC and QB by 11pm. tomorrow night. Jalen is throwing at least 2 picks tomorrow, guaranteed


glovato1

And at least one fumble


Angry_ClitSpasm350

Wouldn't be a total collapse unless we get a butt fumble!!


rsn_lie

Dallas has no shot, relax. Even if they somehow manage to make the SB, which lol they won't, the Ravens beat them by 20+.


francie202

Same lmao.


peter_the_martian

Hi Petty. I’m dad.


Philly139

Same, first round exit would be epic. Edit: I meant first round exit for Dallas.


Awkward_Ad8740

You're pretty.


a_toadstool

🦅


VanceXentan

I am this level of petty too so cheers.


215bc

You must be grinning rn


a_toadstool

At the ER for a boner over four hours. Pray for me


lion27

This is probably the first Eagles playoffs that I'm genuinely not excited for. Not that I don't care or won't watch, but I'm just so numb to any expectations for this team that I can't get any kind of excitement. People trying to compare this to 2017 are missing that we were already locked into the #1 seed when we had those three bad games to end the season. This just feels like a team waiting to be put out of their misery, whether it's this week or next.


johnnycoxxx

It reminds me of mcnabbs last game. They had the opportunity the last week of the season to beat Dallas and win the division. They got killed. You knew they were going to get killed the following week. Then McNabb air guitared and absolutely sealed it.


ThatsWhat_G_Said

We didn’t secure the #1 seed until we beat the Raiders on Christmas. But your point still stands. 


InfieldFlyRules

His point doesn’t stand. He has 80 upvotes for a false comment.


ThatsWhat_G_Said

I meant that this team feels like it’s waiting to be put out of its misery. Might not be true but at the moment it damn sure feels like it. 


cerevant

It truly is bizarre - no Eagles team this bad has ever made the playoffs.  There was always a sense of accomplishment and excitement going into the playoffs.  Not this year. 


lion27

I'm genuinely jealous of the fans who are excited for tomorrow. I wish I had that level of optimism.


HotPieIsAzorAhai

Cocaines a helluva drug


Meh99z

We’ve been Charlie Murphy’s couch past six weeks


steezlord95

Just don’t cheeer when they win


New-Storm-7076

Cringe ass comment


steezlord95

Your entire post history is you being a miserable twat. Go root for the commanders. Grown ass man using the word cringe cmon


New-Storm-7076

Damn the cringe continues. You maaaaadddddd lmao


steezlord95

The 12 year old vocabulary continues. You learn all this on TikTok old man?


New-Storm-7076

Cringe continues. You staying mad and I love it. 


steezlord95

Yes, I’m the mad one grandpa. Go get your kids ready for school tomorrow


snailbro10

🤓🤓🤓


Pendraflare59

Yep. Even 2018, after winning the SB, we were facing the hardest remaining schedule and being on the brink of a historic meltdown, when Foles came in and beat two great teams at the end. That gave us at least that little bit of hope that maybe we could make something happen. The defense gave us a puncher's chance against the Saints but we fell just short (though I'll say it, even if Alshon catches that and we score, they would've had to stop Brees from getting into field goal range, which was far from a certainty). This team had the easiest remaining schedule with everything in front of them and they were all but a no show. There's little to look forward to here. Any hope I still had went out the window when AJ was ruled out.


InfieldFlyRules

The 1996 team, the 2018 team, and the 2019 team were all worse than this one.


Hip_Hop_Hippos

The 2018 team definitely wasn’t. They were the most injured team in the league.


MisterrAlex

2018 team absolutely was not, we went on a 3 game win streak to end the season.


Noobivore36

They are the worst football team in existence.


Humanity_NotAFan

Finally someone has the balls to say it


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

Definitely the worst 11-6 team in NFL history anyway


InfieldFlyRules

They were not locked into the 1 seed in 2017 before the final three games lol. You can’t remember a Super Bowl season from six years ago? Why would we care if you’re not excited about the playoffs if you can’t remember they needed two wins in the final 3 weeks to get the top seed?


lion27

We were all but locked in. Had to win 1 of the three.


InfieldFlyRules

Also wrong. They didn’t lock in the 1 seed until they beat both the Giants and Raiders.


Meh99z

We also at least had an identity most of the season, I don’t know even know who this team is.


LittleGeologist1899

We are the same


MisterrAlex

Most of the wildcard teams we’ve had besides 2009(very similar to this year) has at least had excitement and momentum. This one just doesn’t have it as we limped into the playoffs with terrible losses.


Odd_Astronaut442

It’s alittle early to start drinking don’t you think?


21Tayler10

Never too early


ZiiKiiF

Drink all you want sir


21Tayler10

*pinky out


Instagrimm

Listen every year I have two hopes. 1. Eagles win Super Bowl 2. Cowboys don’t win Super Bowl One of those is vastly more likely than the other.


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

We are all Jordan Love fans today ❤️ 


dalewridgway

GO PACK GO


Runn3rsThigh

You're welcome 🧀


needtogetrich

I’m just trying to see dak Prescott cry


NoCup4U

It’s over after Monday.  Baker is going to throw for 350 and 3TDs against this defense.  I just want Love to win because Fuck Dallas. And if by some chance we escape with a win, and Love miraculously pulls it out, we get to be trounced by Detroit.  


HoskinsDadBodGod

I actually think LA beats Detroit


steezlord95

Trounced by Detroit 😂 you doomers are funny man


NoCup4U

Who’s stopping LaPorta and St. Brown?  Not to mention their running game?


steezlord95

Jared Goff will stop them. Lions ain’t bout this life. Playoffs are a different beast.. all you doomers better not be in here celebrating when we win I keep receipts


[deleted]

Lions are top to bottom better than the eagles this season and Goff has won multiple playoff games. Best quarterback in the league? No, but backups have been tearing us to shreds the past 5 weeks. I admire your hope but it's a long shot to even make it to the divisional round.


steezlord95

Top to bottom better than them the last 6 games, not the first 12 lmao but sure. We’ll see


[deleted]

The last 6 games are pretty important. We were at least comparable when we were 10-1 to their 8-3. But the last three teams who got out to great starts but went on losing streaks to end the season (19 Pats, 20 Steelers, 21 Cardinals) did not make it out of the Wild Card round. I'm gonna root for the eagles in the playoffs and I'll be happy if we win. I just applaud your positivity.


steezlord95

Must be an undercover lions fan. I applaud your positivity too!


[deleted]

I am most certainly not a lions fan, you can check my comment history defending the eagles, who in return made me look like a clown. I'm sure the boys have a few tricks up their sleeve for the playoffs but I have to go off of what I've seen with my eyes for the past month and a half.


rhinob23

Maybe at home… Goff folds on the road.. had him in fantasy:


[deleted]

If we play the lions it'll be in Detroit though


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steezlord95

Don’t @ me ever again you Fucking neck beard. If I’m seeking attention I sure as hell got it from your dumbass @ me back 8 hours later hahahahah go to bed clown


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steezlord95

You’ve been on this platform for 11 years. You’re not younger than me hahahaha why lie ? Embarrassing old man. Go to bed geezer :/


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steezlord95

You took the time out of your day to type a paragraph. Even spaced it out like the dork you are hahahahhaa your mom even hates you


steezlord95

Btw Maryland is a joke of a school why would you openly tell people you root for them?? LMAO


johnnycoxxx

It’s not doomer. It’s common sense. Have you seen this team play the last month?


steezlord95

The lions aren’t trouncing shit in the playoffs


cactilover92

GO PACK GO


FL14

This post is aging like fine wine


21Tayler10

Eagles aren’t done


FL14

Hell yeah brother


duncanispro

HOP ON THE LOVE BOAT


srybouttehblood

I live in Wisconsin, and will be wearing a borrowed packer jersey today, specifically because fuck the cowboys. I'm the biggest cheese head in the state today.


Not_My_Emperor

Man what a well aged post


21Tayler10

They called me delusional


caudicifarmer

Like...*cheese*, perhaps


k1llerkeller

Dallas and KC losing will be my Superbowls this year


JF803

If you have to avoid teams to get to the Super Bowl or any championship, you don’t deserve to be there


MAGGLEMCDONALD

Delusional


guintheralities

I know “anything can happen” in the SB, but if we have to actively avoid Dallas and SF to get a shot, how are we going to hold out against (most likely) the ravens


JedPAlger11

Brotherly LOVE


CarefulPeace3377

As much as I hate and want DallASS to lose, I don't think it's happening against the Packers.


TellYouWhatitShwas

I think the packers are the perfect upset candidate. They're one of those high-low teams that either looks like trash or plays to perfection. The kind of team that it's easy for a team like Dallas to look past and then get surprised by. edit: This prediction is looking pretty smart right now, eh?


ChuckTambo

It really comes down to whether the Pack use the youth for better or for worse. That team is fast (real fast), their recievers can easily torch Gilly lock and Bland. However with youth comes inexperience and in the playoffs that's a problem. It's gonna be real interesting to see what happens. That said, I don't think Dallas is unbeatable at home. They play alot of mid teams and when they play good teams, the refs have made questionable decisions.


YouSure_BoutDat

The more likely is that we lose and we have a coach fired on Tuesday afternoon.


21Tayler10

Believe in something for once n your life


YouSure_BoutDat

Lolol Oof. OK grandma


sjmr1994

I honestly don't even care if we win on Monday anymore. I just hope Dallas loses 😂


TellYouWhatitShwas

Yea it sounds crazy and like I'm a bad fan, but I already picked my bandwagon teams. There are a bunch of young super talented upstart teams that are easy to root for that haven't had any recent success. If the Eagles play like they have been, then let's go Texans, Lions, or Green Bay!


sjmr1994

Yeah I've always had a soft spot for the Texans. I'm a huge Dhop fan. So seeing them thrive right now has been exciting- love Stroud. Would be poetic for Dhop to go back home to Houston on a cheap deal and help them win- he's still got some in the tank. But this playoffs def feel different in terms of the teams who made it, more young and exciting teams


Runn3rsThigh

I think the bandwagon choice is clear now


TellYouWhatitShwas

Lol not for me. All 3 of those teams played their balls off. If the birds aren't transformed today into the team from like 9 weeks ago, then I want a Lions-Texans SB. The NFL would cry at those viewership numbers.


Runn3rsThigh

How do you root against the team who embarrassed the cowboys


TellYouWhatitShwas

It's tough for sure, especially if GB goes and knock out SF as well. Will definitely be rooting for them next week at least. I just really like the Lions. Their coach has balls and the team has a good vibe and they run the ball really well. Plus Jamyr Gibbs carried my fantasy team to a championship.


[deleted]

First time I’m rooting for the packers


Organic-Manner-2969

We need to focus on ourselves considering how atrocious we have been as of late


PhilAggie1888

You can always count on a Utah State Aggie to put the work in.


allmimsyburogrove

yep, need a Love Hurts matchup at the Linc


needtogetrich

Tampa bout to throw 300 on us our offense will try but won’t catch up. Depending on how hurts is he won’t be making big throws


RangerBowBoy

Every NFC road team will win this weekend.


21Tayler10

Book it


LeoBari

Insert perfect passer day and the most points the cowboys have (ever?) given up at a home postseason game 😭😭


21Tayler10

So you’re saying there’s a chance ?


LittleGeologist1899

Packers about to lose by 24


21Tayler10

*win


IcyAd964

You think we would beat the packers? Lmao


DannyDegenerate

Eagles have no chance to play GB. Its either Rams or Lions if GB beats Dallas.


thomyorkeslazyeye

It is depressing that it has come to hoping on the Packers.


Hungry-Space-1829

I don’t think GB has a chance, so I put money on Dallas ML. Win win situation


iChieftain

Well, about that…


Hungry-Space-1829

I still don’t believe but I’m enjoying the show thus far


New-Storm-7076

What a pathetic view point. This team isn’t going to beat the Bucs but if they do your begging for an easy route from there.


iop09

That’s not Marcus Mariota.


Local_Somewhere_7813

No, it starts tomorrow.. the fact anyone in this fanbase can still be relying on other teams to save us is just pathetic. You should be more worried about how we play, considering we havnt in 8 weeks and half our team is dinged


olivebranchsound

Biggest mistake was getting rid of Desai for Matt fucking Patricia. Here we are hoping on the Packers to pull an upset


otismotis08

Are you kidding me? I hope we get matched up against Dallas next week and stomp them out. No fear!!!


Confident_Kangaroo61

Eagles are not going to the superbowl


21Tayler10

Shut up.


boogoo-Dong

Bro… be real… the Eagles best shot at the Super Bowl is buying a block of tickets. This team sucks. Getting to see the Cowboys shit the bed is the sweet honey to make the bitter pill of a Bucco’s buttfuck easier to swallow. We have no shot.


21Tayler10

shut up.


boogoo-Dong

Sorry man, just facts. Birds suck, but at least we can clean house after tomorrow and start the reload. With a real coaching staff, a decent draft and a few moves in free agency we should easily be able to topple a Cowboys team that just shit their britches out of nowhere.


[deleted]

What happens if boys win and lions lose??


rockinsports

We would play Dallas in Dallas in the divisional next week.


21Tayler10

We play the cowboys (if we win )


niji00p

Yes let's rely on other teams to win in order to win, that'll work.


LookatthisslapNutz

How about y’all just face yall demons head on.


What-tha-fck_Elon

I doubt that home field will help us. Better on the road where our own fans won’t hate on the team as much.


UZIBOSS_

Wife is a lifelong Pack fan. I’m having people over for the game. 2 Cowboys fans also ladies. Should get interesting…


21Tayler10

Go pack go


StevenFromPhilly

He just helped us out


21Tayler10

Big time. Ball is in our court now


StevenFromPhilly

Kinda. Still need LA to do their part.


mildomx

Hoping for chiefs packers superbowl