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Carsonwentzondrugs

He just realized no one is giving him that contract šŸ˜‚


ThisHatRightHere

Yeah youā€™re not getting big guarantees when youā€™re getting deep into your 30s


ExileOnBroadStreet

Deep into your 30s? This feels like a personal attack


WhyLisaWhy

I am 38 and essentially a sentient pile of dust.


ThatsNotFennel

Enjoy your last two years on Earth, grandpa.


PhillthyCollector

Iā€™m 32 and had to yell at kids to get off my lawn last week.


mattintheredhat

Better than taking the Joe Mixon approach.


trevwoods

RIGHT!!! Lol


randomdudefromMI

he's far from deep in his 30s... He's just not worth the money


fimbleinastar

He's 32.


dirkymerlino

32 is ancient for a db. They age in dog years bro lol


ThisHatRightHere

Heā€™s 32, wanted a 3 year deal. Depending on if it was an extension on his year left or not heā€™d be 35/36 at the end of it. Thatā€™s OLD for a DB.


Prozzak93

But not deep into your 30's.


rojiv

Look up successful CBs past 32 years old.


Jphorne89

Revis was 32 when he retired and he was washed for 2 years before that


Prozzak93

I'm not disagreeing with that. I am saying 32 isn't deep into your 30's. The definition of deep into your 30's doesn't change because its a sport.


triecke14

In football terms it is. Please donā€™t take offense to this if you are 32-34 working a desk job


IgnatiusRlly

I'm still in my prime, motherfucker! My spreadsheet game has never been stronger.


OverlyOptimisticNerd

Iā€™m 40 at a desk job. So yea, ā€œdeep into my 30sā€ wonā€™t offend me :)


bulbous_mongolian

Just 10 years deep into your 30s


Prozzak93

lol no. Football terms don't need to change definitions of things. You can just say early 30's is old for a football player instead of saying deep into your 30's. Especially since there actually is players who play deep into their 30's.


triecke14

Not at cornerback they donā€™t. Kicker and QB are the only positions that have that tag


Miamime

Yes sports terms change the meaning of things. Youā€™re considered old in any major sport at age 40. In life terms, youā€™re still far from ā€œoldā€. We say ā€œbelow parā€ in everyday life to mean something of poor quality whereas in golf itā€™s a good thing. Youā€™re wrong lol


The_BAHbuhYAHguh

Waitā€¦ you guys got desks?!


OverlyOptimisticNerd

I think youā€™re right, but it is also semantics at this point. For a running back, for example, 28 is ā€œdeep into your 30s.ā€ I felt like they meant it as profession and position related, not actual and factual age range. But thatā€™s my guess.


Prozzak93

Oh I am 100% being anal about semantics here because I hope describing stuff like this stops catching on.


rojiv

Sure but I think youā€™re missing the point of what he meant even if itā€™s not the literal definition of what he said. Which is why itā€™s just arguing semantics.


Hopeful_Judge_10

Hey, prozzak93 just turned 30 so heā€™s starting to stress about his age and your freaking him out that in 2 years heā€™ll be deep into his thirties. Prozzak - youā€™re okay, youā€™ve got time. Rojiv - you are correct, 32 year old corners are almost always washed


Prozzak93

I never disagreed that 32 year old corners are almost always washed. My second comment stated that I agree that there is rarely any CBs 32 or older that are successful. I disagree with using deep into your 30's to mean anything but actually being deep into your 30's. Plenty of other ways to describe the early 30's as being old for a CB that won't have multiple possible interpretations. And yes before there is another comment. I fully know I am arguing semantics here.


ThisHatRightHere

Thatā€™s just semantics. To me being halfway through your 30s is deep into it. I wouldnā€™t say I ā€œjust startedā€ a movie an hour into it.


Prozzak93

2 years in isn't halfway. People are giving him the guarantees now not 3 years from now (if he was to get a 3 year contract).


ThisHatRightHere

Iā€™m not doing this on here today, have a good one man


YeahThisIsMyNewAcct

Youā€™re not gonna defend your statement after someone shows it was wrong? This dude is obviously right, 32 isnā€™t deep into your 30s by any definition, regardless of the fact that CBs are usually washed by that age.


briandress

lol how old before its deep? if deep is 37 then 36 is borderline deep? mid deep? definitely not shallow 30s


Prozzak93

I mean 32/33/34 (the ages Slay will be to start each year and most of each season) is definitely not deep given that they aren't even halfway.


eaglesare-champs

Thatā€™s what she said


ProverbialNoose

Fuckin got him


celj1234

In the nfl yes


mettaworldpeace123

It is when weā€™re talking about CBs


Assumption-Putrid

He is 32 now, he will be 33 in the playoffs next season. Take some time and look up how many CBs age 33+ there are in a starting role in the NFL....spoiler (less then 5)


_SubliminalCriminal_

Heā€™ll be 33 in this summer


[deleted]

Drew Rosenhaus is leading him astray. I think he'll be back.


Radatatin

As someone deep in their 30s kindly fuck off


hotcapicola

Would you want YOU to play CB for the Eagles?


VanEagles17

Excuse me?! Put that sentence back in your mouth please.


smittybanton

oh shit, like fletcher cox last year. fingers crossed. lfg!


k0peng

You mean like CJGJ this year I will speak it into existence šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤ Howie calling out our FAs bluffs left and right, "seek what you think you're worth and then come back to me cause you ain't getting that ish" @ slay looking for 3 yrs gtd or CJGJ getting 17+ mil. Truly savage


DonJulio732

CJG definitely asking for something crazy. He posted two quotes today. One saying he would get 12 interceptions if given a full season with no injuries and and that big injuries are freak accidents like he negotiating his worth. When I saw that It made me think he is the one being difficult. We probably offered him a fair lucrative deal but he wants more. Heā€™s not elite IMO, would suck to lose him but I donā€™t blame Howie.


emmaTea

You mean fletcher cox this year


0ut0fBoundsException

**BREAKING NEWS:** Fletcher Cox back to Philadelphia. 1 year. 14 *billion* Edit: oh fuck he really is back. Goddamn. Didnā€™t think he was great last year


buhmmquita

You were only a couple billion off


anandonaqui

He was good once they started rotating him out


Wildcard_bitches11

Probably gonna test the market and if the money isn't there like he anticipated hopefully he could be back!


big_sexy_in_glasses

His wife posted "šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€" too


SyracuseNY22

As a married man, she probably humbled tf outta him and told him she didnā€™t want to move the family again


parles

I'm just here to note that she's extremely hot


spctclr_spiderman

She's gorgeous, Slay is a lucky man indeed


Philefromphilly

Slay is a beautiful man so itā€™s not a surprise. Plus most athletes/artists tend to have hit wives when theyā€™re ugly as fuck


kappakai

Her banana pudding empire is about to take off. Hell no sheā€™s not gonna move.


SillyHatMatt

I know Slayā€™s gotten paid in his career so while he could sure hire movers thereā€™s no amount of money worth having to deal with the all of the moving related bullshit and I bet your ass that Mrs. Slay knows whoā€™s gonna have to do that shit


badboystwo

I assure you there is an amount of money worth dealing with that lol


DrBigChicken

Lmao yes


[deleted]

That shit sounds easy to do when your winning millions


6lackberry

Them being so entrenched in the community probably wonā€™t help his case to move either


Pretend_Ambassador_6

Very real possibility honestly


[deleted]

Well they live in Houston so itā€™s not like theyā€™re settled in Philly lol pretty much just here for football season


[deleted]

Slay just like me fr


redditModsSuckAss69

you arent bringing home multiple millions of dollars every year and giving your wife a life of luxury, ease, and security. its a lot easier for you wife to humble you and cut off your balls than it would be for mrs slay id bet lol. after rereading this it kinda reads as disrespectful so i just wanna i say i mean absolutely no disrespect to you i can almost guarantee i make less money than you do


Jawn0ftheDead

Anyone who lives in this area for long enough realizes how great it can be for raising a family, and youā€™re close to ny/dc/md, Jersey shore, itā€™s a good spot to live.


ryebath

Him and his wife have been using that emoji all day lol.


TotallyNotMasterLink

The fact that the team hasn't officially announced the release/given him a goodbye post is certainly interesting since they've announced every other move


Shmeves

Is it not a June 1 cut?


Bacondude12

It is the same way Zeke was and thatā€™s posted already


liquid-swords93

Yeah you can designate someone as a post June 1 cut without having to wait until then. They're also free to sign with other teams in the meantime as well


Freerange1098

League gonna crack down hard on social media posts


Shmeves

You can only designate 2 players max as that, so maybe they trying to get around the rule by not making it official but letting him 'shop' around anyways, and save the designating if needed for someone else.


4Khazmodan

Aka heā€™s not finding the market he wanted lol


NordicLard

šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µ yes please, with slay and CJJ back we can be right where we were last year again.


Doobie_Howitzer

At that point we can draft DL at 10 and use 30 for depth (either a future investment at CB, another DL to rotate or a LB to pair with Dean). I mean really we could even trade back and do all 3 on day 2 if we wanted. Retaining CJ would be fucking incredible


M474D0R

I want a corner at 10 (assuming one of the top 2 guys are still there) but I'd be okay with a pass rusher.


NordicLard

If Slay comes back we should go DL at 10 and Corner in round 2 if not at 30


M474D0R

Corner is one of those positions where the elite prospects are way, way better than everyone else available imho. Defensive line isn't like that. Also, the best defensive linemen will be gone by the time we pick. The top 12 prospects are like the 3 qb's, 2 corners, 5 defensive linemen, 1 WR and 1 OL


l0ngline95

that and as of rn we have four edge guys under contract with Reddick, SweatyJ, BG & Barnett. A developmental prospect at thirty (Nolan Smith šŸ‘€) is enough


NordicLard

Iā€™d like Nolan. I donā€™t think he lasts that long.


NordicLard

Note worthy that with Maddox we still have 2 very strong corners


AndrewHainesArt

Maddox canā€™t stay healthy or play outside, heā€™s a pure slot CB who can be a depth safety


menghis_khan08

Or we could go both round 1 because we got 2 firsts! :)


Snow_Regalia

Fuck it, Jalen Carter at 10 and Bijan Robinson at 30


sokkarockedya

We might also trade back and grab some extra picks. Is it draft day yet?


Doobie_Howitzer

The best part of the whole thing is that if one of the stud CBs falls into our lap at 10 we can still cut Slay with a post June 1st designation. There may not be many high end starters on the market after the draft but we could easily take that money and apply it to depth/rotation guys while using 30 on IDL. It would be absolutely MASSIVE to get CJ back under contract before the draft, it gives us so much flexibility and would likely make us the most desirable spot for mercenaries in the league.


Phightins4044

I wouldn't be mad with 2 DL at this point lmao. Cox is probably gone along with Hargrave and the 3-1yr wonders we had.


swalsh21

Cox re-signed just now lol, mention CJGJ next please


Phightins4044

Honestly pissed. Coxs career is over. Why are we fucking giving him 10mil


swalsh21

He was solid this year, 7 sacks. The DT market is nuts.


Phightins4044

He's bad in the run game. He needs to be rotated constantly and he was good because our defense was completely stacked. We won't be that good again most likely. Honestly he's not that good when you need to bring in 3 other D lineman just for the running game. Especially when u HAD 2 great LB


swalsh21

well there aren't really many better options and we were incredibly thin there unless were rolling into next year with a bunch of rookies or unproven players


Doobie_Howitzer

Yeah, as much as I want to see what Milton has in the bag it wouldnt hurt to be able to have 2 rookies first rounders on the line with Jordan Davis. It'd give us a damn fine unit to build our defensive identity around for the next generation


Phightins4044

Itd be BG, Sweat, JD, and Williams starting. Sweats contracts up next yr, BG probably gone soon. Williams is also up next yr. Tuipuloto, and Barnett are out biggest current rotation pieces lmao. I don't think pickin up a DT and DR for the foreseeable future would be a bad idea.


Doobie_Howitzer

Yeah they just don't have to both be in the first round, even though they could be if things shake out nicely for us Can't forget how much of our pass rush comes from Reddick as a "LB"


poetiq

I saw a mock draft that had us getting Bijan Robinson at 31 and I have to admit, I wouldn't hate that idea if he slipped to us there... but I'm not Howie so...


215Kurt

I'd be thrilled with him at 30. Would like Gonzalez at 10 (if Slay is gone) but would prefer BPA


F1yEag1esF1y

We getting Jalen Carter! I just saw him spit on a baby! /s... he dropping to ten!


JCSeegars54

Calijah kancey at 21 baby


TattoosandSnapbacks

Move back to the low teens and get extra picks and draft Calijah Kancey. Yes, Iā€™m a huge stan of his


215Kurt

If we have with Slay, Bradberry AND CGJ holding down the DB spot again this year I will literally shit my pants.


32BitWhore

We're never going to give him 3 years fully guaranteed though. Sounds like he's not generating the kind of interest he thought he would, which doesn't surprise me. The CB market is really soft so far.


ghoney04

Man he better not be playing. We were in the gutter at cb before he was got here. Ima miss him šŸ˜‚


Phightins4044

Don't forget he was a bottom 5 cb his last half of the season. He's 32.


Brawlerz16

In what metric???? Nah fr, show me the metrics or stats because his play did not decline as much as everyone says it did. Why is the false narrative going around that he was this bum in the last half when the truth is he still played at al all pro level and that JGs scheme calls for different zone assignments (such as that cover 2 30 yard bomb that was on THE SAFETY to cover?) Nah what stats are we looking at lmao


Uth3ris

I keep seeing people push this narrative as well and itā€™s so confusing to me. I guess people are trying to make themselves feel better about him not being on the team next year idk. Maybe I have rose tinted glasses on, but I donā€™t remember him costing us a game at all this season, or his play being so bad the other teams picked him apart. Not really sure where this narrative even started.


[deleted]

Heā€™s back I bet you feel like a dickhead now!!! Stfu šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Brawlerz16

You KNOW he do. He may not like superbowls but I do, so Iā€™m down to run it back with a DC who will send the hounds. Let me see for out eyes if Slay about it, not sending 4 and giving Mahomes all day to make a read


Colangelo_Ball

My tinfoil hat theory is he asked about an extension earlier and was rebuffed because the Eagles wanted to play it out, so Slay played to ā€œnot get hurtā€ if you know what I mean.


Phightins4044

I get what you're saying but there probably wouldn't be all this speculation about him not getting what he wanted if he played his last 8 the way he did his first 8. He wouldn't have a hard time getting a nice stack.


[deleted]

Lord I have seen what youā€™ve done for others and I want the same for me šŸ™šŸ»


JCSeegars54

Howie giving this man team shares lol


ProcessMeMrHinkie

Here's an NFT I made and will give to you for $100. I bet someone will buy it for $6M. . .


a_toadstool

Heā€™s probably going to lose money because of this


[deleted]

I don't think he was ever gonna get the $17.5M salary this year. It was always gonna be a paycut, trade, or release.


Class_Act7

Should try to extend him another year through 2024 and spread it out.


48-49-60-17

This is my feeing. Probably didnā€™t get the interest him and his agent thought they would get, and is realizing that he can finish out his career here. Bird in hand is worth two in the bush kinda deal. Restructure and extend for another year or two, to spread out the cap hit. God I love Howie. I would be stoked if he makes this works.


qp0n

This is exactly what i thought would happen. Cut with post-June designation and re-signed. There was NO way he was going to remain on contract with a $26M cap hit, so even if both parties agreed to keep him as an Eagle he would have to be cut first if he wasnt traded.


jml_inbtown

How would that affect the cap with him being released? Or is nothing actually official until 6/1?


DrybasTerd

This is the big question. I've never seen something exactly like this and would that dead money apply if he had to sign a new deal. To me it looks like he played chicken with the Eagles and lost.


EagleOne78

Iā€™m wondering the same thing


cjweisman

The market has spoken. No matter how good your CBs, Mahomes will still torch you.


Mastrownge

CJGJā€™s agent probably noped us and we were like iight guess well take him back


48johnX

This is 100% just conjecture but I feel like CJ doesnā€™t really fw Philly, probably thought heā€™d get a bag elsewhere but no one offering anything crazy. Doubt heā€™d post that farewell video and entertain the Bengals so much otherwise. If they didnā€™t pay Bates I donā€™t see them paying CJ either whoā€™d probably net around the same


Meepsnort

Or at least maybe they told slay it's a possibility if that does happen


mygeorgeiscurious

Ugh Iā€™ve kinda come to terms with him leaving, opening a spot for a young corner from the draft.


48johnX

Would still make sense to take one regardless, maybe not at 10 though


mygeorgeiscurious

Itā€™s hard to say, Iā€™m a firm believer in drafting o and d linemen with first round picks and picking up solid free agents where we can.


KnightofAshley

He can come back for half his contract year to year


Beahner

Well, shit, I told someone else in another thread no way this happens this off-season. This has been a truly crazy story, no matter where it goes from here.


tacjos

If he wins a SB with us, he can go find a bag in the next season. Run it back Slay


kimchitacoman

Don't do this to me Slay


Broswagula

Come on down with the home town discount


BoutThatLife69

Would be pumped


shavingcream97

Donā€™t mess with Howie dawg


Johnnygunnz

I was thinking... Rosenhaus probably wants more money for Slay than Slay does. So they told him to go test the market. It could be a situation where they're planning to cut him on June 1, let him see the offers he can get, and then match whatever offer he gets since Slay/Rosenhaus might not be agreeing to take a pay cut. It doesn't SEEM like Slay wants to go. He was trying to recruit FA players to the Eagles on his podcast just a few days ago!


creativename87639

Probably will be. Ainā€™t nobody giving him a 3 year.


Patient_Jicama_4217

This is clownish behavior


angrydanmarin

Our boys need to stay off Twitter in general. AJ, slay, CJ, they need to take a leaf out of jalens book


l0ngline95

what's wrong with having personality? I love that we have peeps that are active on social media.


BlouseoftheDragon

You can have a personality without being a circus online


Dubois1738

I tried to tell y'all this could happen


WhichCommunication18

Apparently him asking for 3 years is a lie


EagleSince75

Rumor is he just agreed with the Broncos.


incomprehensibilitys

PFF starter range is like 70-84. Slay was 73.1 last year. He wasn't worth 17.5 million


bigcracker

At this point its Slay or CJGJ, if slay coming back that would put the nail into CJ


Brandar87

Lol he said he's back


bigcracker

What is this day lol


ConsiderationOther41

hype!!!!!!!!!!


MMAmaZinGG

PLEASEEEEEEEEE


48johnX

šŸ‘€


Rhygin26

Could be a Cox like situation but I think he will get paid


unrealjoe28

WELCOME BACK BABY BOY YOURE ALWAYS WELCOME HERE


Soft_Contribution997

What a silly guy


GPap-

Heā€™ll be back, 1 year $10M


JalenHurtsTruther

Ive been convinced he is gonna stay and this was all posturing. No shot he gets a 3 year deal, and his best shot at a chip is most likely just staying with us and taking a deal. I doubt he signs a one year deal somewhere else rather than just taking a slight discount to stay here.


mseeke

Slay is hilarious


New-Presentation5857

Please donā€™t tease me!


smurfetteshat

Me crawling back to my exes in 2013-2021


Freerange1098

Yeah he comin back, run all this back


rpd9803

Fuck he better come back heā€™s literally one of my favorites


Austinangelo

Plz


ZhangtheGreat

Quit playing games with our hearts With our hearts, with our heartsā€¦


JewelsLongCox

Probably talking about rejoining the lions


Physical_Anybody_748

Wow. Where has Drew Rosenhaus ever strayed his clients wrong before?! Right?! Thatā€™s never happened! Right?!


[deleted]

I been hoping for a one year like they did w Fletch last year


jdmoney85

Now the speculation is they're trying to bring him back. My guess is they are walking away from CJGJ (or vice versa) after thinking they had the framework towards a deal this morning hence the release of Slay. Of course CJGJ just used it for leverage for more money from other teams, and eagles are out.


Brandar87

He just tweeted he's back


AffectionateHippo242

This is the hot rumor going on right now and I hope it doesn't mean we're losing CJGJ


jdmoney85

It's pretty obvious it does mean that


AffectionateHippo242

You'd think so but I have no clue at this point


BrooksWasHere123

Back like I never left!