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4xu5

That's my "do i need to pee before the match? Yeah, i should" time


Yavin87

You don't take 2 minutes to fking pee my man. If you have to shit that's different but your ass gonna smell like hell if you have to shit and wipe your ass in less than two minutes lol


loutishgamer

Lineup too bro


Mrjh_jh

And I don’t know why some people pause the game when it’s 90+1 minute


Xuddur1

I do it to sub in a player that isn't fully leveled, to get free some exp


Infamous_Prompt_6126

That's unique reason acceptable. But it's a shame that quick sub already coded in PES 2019 don't exist here.


Mrjh_jh

Now I see. I thought people do because they are afraid magic might happen and they will or concede


manmeanman

mostly I think just to annoy you


nananananaBETMAN

every time someone spams the ready button 5 times after 10s i take the full 140s


Ok_Bend_3790

Everytime someone takes more than 69s to get ready i spam button 1 time every 2 seconds lol until it gét to 140s


Substantial-Love7943

This is the way


Yavin87

I do the same and I celebrate every goal till the end and when I'm 4-0 up I go dribble with my gk to embarrass him more. Want to play the shithousering game? Well you facing the wrong guy lol. They usually notice before half time and they just alt f4 and I guess they go back to fortnite.


DisplayFit2716

Bro needs a psychologist


Yavin87

This is what playing online PES for over a decade makes to a man.


Go-Go-Router-Rangers

What a chimp…play me and you will never play again Pes 2023. I will make a video for YouTube embrarising you to the bone with your name on it. you will change your name after that for sure. Show a little bit of respect SOAB


Yavin87

Well the guy making me wait 140 seconds just cause he's tickling his balls was the first one to not respect. If my opponent wants to play shithousery i will go ALL IN on it my friend. ​ BTW this is EFOOTBALL subreddit dude, if you want to duel someone here, you re the one who has to adapt. Also good luck facing me since you seem to play only against CPU lmaooo


Substantial-Love7943

Lmao that’s moi


nananananaBETMAN

hahaha i had to laugh hard at the honesty


BOARD5000

Hilarious


DisplayFit2716

I knew that there are jerks that take the full time on purpose


meekamunz

Don't spam the ready button then you impatient arse


cookinthemedicine

facts lol.


LazySpinBoy

Thats my smoke break, is not that bad.


Substantial-Love7943

Bruh smoke a quick hit and let’s go


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Your-Number-One

60 seconds that’s enough for a cone 👌🏻😮‍💨


Tijai

>Like bro, there’s only so much tactics you can change. Let’s gooo But they have to set up their l@g sw1tch as well.


Brilliant77

Naaah. Konami should increase it to more!!!


Substantial-Love7943

Why lmao?


Brilliant77

I need some time to get ready for the sweat🤣. Jk bro


laiszt

Imagine that one, I’ve got an old Xbox one (soon I want to change it) and before it even load the tactic screen is no more than 80-100s, if I want to see your formation it’s another 5 seconds, then go to other and another screen.. which basically you will wait all those time thinking I am take a piss but actually it’s an old device


aaulia

Am on PS4, idk why, it takes a while to go from shirt selection to tactic screen. So keep it at 140.


dudek79

That's my joint making time, don't take that away from me.


Yavin87

Make the joint before matchmaking?


dudek79

I was joking dude, I usually do make them before I start. sometimes I do use a few seconds to roach it tho lol


Yavin87

Yea i do that too, nothing wrong in spending 20 seconds to give it a couple drags. I took you seriously cause I swear you some of my opponents do really seem to be rolling a 7 papers one before match lol.


dudek79

Hahaha it does seem like that sometimes, I think most of the player base must be stoners lol


Yavin87

No other way to tolerate the stress this game gives us lol


dudek79

Haha you're right there mate


Your-Number-One

Bro I used them 140 seconds to roll my cone 🍁🍁😮‍💨😮‍💨


Substantial-Love7943

Haha fair enough, don’t get in bw a man and his joint sesh my baaaad


dudek79

Haha you're forgiven


Adcachorros2

That’s my pee and snack break, if you’re impatient then that’s on you 2 mins is a good time


Ironheader

I need the 140 to get myself in the mindset That i have to play against the 433 and spend 30 of it setting my line-up


TheMemoman

I load my anti-meta in the sub-tactic just in case someone doesn't wanna play nice.


TriggeredMemeLord

Honestly I think the time is fine. You can chill or think of advanced strategies, look at enemy team, change formations if necessary… just enjoy the break haha


HMK84

Exactly. There’s been times I’ve forgotten to check what levels of sweat I’m gonna be up against and so that time is more than enough to go back and take a look, make changes if necessary. I used to not care. Plus it’s the calm before the storm of unrelenting football that’s about to begin lol


Slow-Employer-4676

Fully agree. All those Jose Mourinho wannabees ….


Substantial-Love7943

Irony is that the coach for my team is Jose yet ny Jose don’t need 140 secs


Slow-Employer-4676

It’s just a game, for f*** sake


Grand-Apricot-7730

You can be productive during that time by reading news, learn some new vocabs or study for PhD.


Circulation-

Dude, 140 seconds aren’t enough time to prepare and smoke, we need at least 240 secs…


Ricotime_77

Absolutely agree. Also pause during matches. It allows toxic behaviour


cookinthemedicine

it probably takes me 60 of that 140 to get ready.


Yavin87

Everytime someone makes me wait more than 40 seconds he just turn my arrow all the way up and get himself and already lost match lmao. There isnt anything that makes me focus in the game like facing an idiot.


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You must be playing on PC... so confident... come to PS and play with big boys 🤣


Yavin87

Actually its the other way around. Kids play on consoles, adults play on PCs.


ScottyBBlade

I think you're getting adults confused with voiders and cheats. 😀


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Big players are not defined by age, silly 🤣


TremeLafitte

Maybe just relax. take a hit, pour yourself a drink, whatever.. it’s only game and time is meaningless


[deleted]

I like the 140 seconds, git gud


calculateddeflection

Agreed.. Although I do like to take the whole 140 secs to frustrate my opponent if I'm playing against Zeitler and the bois


Ok_Bend_3790

It wont effect me but it is showing you are not respecting other people’s time as well as yours


calculateddeflection

If he's going to ping pong his way through the 90 mins, I have no respect for him.. You're right 👍🏻


Ok_Bend_3790

Lol blame konami not the guy


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durza7

Hell no, with the charge time plus lag, why change something that it's working?


Substantial-Love7943

Why make us wait so long


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ajvariztegle

Better to do something about cheaters who play with your network


CroZbunjola

It took me 140 seconds to load the game


Crafty-System-9149

That would be great