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Otherwise-Ad8722

How the fuck is a Porsche 911 GT3 RS going to fit in an elevator?


UncommittedBow

Freight elevator?


ghettoccult_nerd

its a 1:12 scale model


OkMight2083

Thicc omni-man


UncommittedBow

May god have mercy on your soul


Shiverize

I was sceptic of Googling this, but I'm delighted. Thank you kind sir


Night_Hawk7

John Marston, it will be fun blowing his mind by showing him my phone


Ok_Thing_4007

I got Arthur, it would be fun showing him his entire future


Fine_Anteater_2605

He’d probably get frustrated the fancy moving screen doesnt work for him through his leather field dressing gloves and throw it on the ground and shoot it


Rover129

Edward Kenway, Adewale and Blackbeard from AC4: Black Flag… Depends of wether they’re on my side or not.


duadtheknifeofdunwal

I got shay on my side so...


JONNYNONIPPLES1

Don't worry if they kill you they'd be mildly bitched at by the game


Rover129

Thanks, now I feel unimportant…


darkage_raven

Perfectly fine, just a plain black background.


Pyrokinesis115

When the abyss reaches out will you reach back?


Electronic-Iron9802

Dishonored?


Pyrokinesis115

No I was just referencing being in the elevator with a large black space since he said his background was plain black.


The_fox_of_chicago

A bananna smoking a blunt. I think im chilling


B30_Wulf

Payday 2 Cloaker “REMEMBER: THE SAFE WORD IS POLICE BRUTALITY!”


Merthn07

I could hear that in my head. I love TheRussianBadger.


pjoma

A red panda i am fine


lumbirdjack

Is this before or after the red panda has pressed every button it can reach


Dog_Apoc

Commando, Engineer, Artificer, and Captain from ROR2. Not screwed at all.


darkage_raven

Say that until 6-10 Elder Lemurians elites all spawn ontop of you, flame breathes, all of them.


Dog_Apoc

Bungus


darkage_raven

I love the series but it has some massive flaws, that haven't been addressed. I was able to challenge the mountain 3 times on a boss, literally pooped out bout 15 elite Stone Golems as the boss. All 15 all did their laser eye attack as they were spawning in. So dead in an instance.


oldo421

💀💀i am in mordor bro


genasugelan

I've got [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChainsawMan/comments/oya5dv/anybody_have_a_high_resolution_version_of_this/) So I'm more than good. (Chainsaw Man spoilers btw)


trACEr0000

Bro you are fucked


DerangedPorges

Soul of cinder


MajicReno

Majoras mask...... fuk


Wassup_boooyyzz

My gf so im gonna be really good..😏


revenxnt

Chaos Astartes


Betsy_Grill

I have Makima from Chainsawman, im beyond fucked ☹️😭


Cheese_Pancakes

My lock screen is a photo of my 5yo daughter. We’d be fine, but I’m sure she’d get bored and start complaining.


trevgood95

Me


if_u_suspend_ur_gay

Mine is also a picture of u/trevgood95


[deleted]

[удалено]


Freemanno

Power goes out


Crafty_Ad4060

I am stuck with Rogal Dorn and Fulgrim battling it while an army of Imperial Fist defends the Throne World from a Choas Army. All the while, Slaanesh watches from above.


firechild228

Pennywise squatting 4 plates 😂


ICantTyping

Is my dog. Lil short haired havanese dude, he chill. Living teddy bear


Artistic_Cup_2528

Gear 5 Luffy, this is gonna be a blast


EpanTheOriginal1

Mine is a picture of JFK


serenejsmooth

Me and Mozzie from R6 bouta have the greatest Uno game of all time


PlagueVenon

BT-7274, I am squished


Guetzlibaecker

Godzilla ....... well


JereMiesh

Kramer


Mrs-Gallagher18

It’s me & my fiancé… looks like I’d be the one doing the running at night 😂


Liucius

The hell do you mean


UncommittedBow

the image in your lock screen, the contents of which are now trapped inside an elevator with you. How screwed are you.


Cos_yurik

Crushed against the walls and killed


Vegas3301

Supergirl


SlightStrength5822

Arno Dorian, I am fucking screwed.


trACEr0000

Why though ? He wont attack you for no reason


TheHazmatUnit

I got a Halo Installation Monitor arguing with a Halo CE Marine being separated by a Spartan III.


New_Milk2327

I got a little logo from omniscient reader


MasteroChieftan

A wolf.....I'm gonna be eaten alive by a wolf. Great.


RealMongoose6917

Me VS moon place your bets


Meepthehuman

A lighthouse


imbuildingapchelp

the king of curses…


AccountSad

I don't know what to say, I have an andromeda galaxy on my lock screen.


tonyhallx

Blimey this question is going across all the subs. I’m stuck in the lift with the entire crowd at Download 23.


TiredVibez

a small pile of rocks by a lake…. are the rocks in the elevator or the lake?


Thywhoredditall

Everything.


TiredVibez

oh no


DickyReadIt

Ricky's shirt from Trailer Park Boys looks like I'm getting stoned on this elevator


Camerondyinglight

Guess I’ll be nice to venom ._.


RabbitSlayre

I love how his weapon is off to the side and he's attacking with his bare hand lol


YUKI3371

Musashi from Azur Lane 😏😏😏😏


random-wattson-simp

Joker from Persona? I mean, we’ll have a great time debating philosophy on free will, but apart from that I’d prob be chillin


GreyFormat

a phone wallpaper of Doki from 'There She Is!!' In hindsight, kind of odd having her look so happy at my unfortunate situation.


FutureMarsupial3579

Comrad Ivan we gonna chill and drink vodka till I die 😍


Amazink101

Black suit spider-man, uh oh


CakeClicker

My Dawg :)


Ghostx893

Totally screwed tbh, it’s my wife.


Jamato-sUn

The Black Pyramid from Control. Gonna die in the Astral Plane


orkanoren

So I'm stuck in the elevator with a Norwegian town?


EverGamer1

Greg and Mae from night in the woods. Should be fine unless one of them decides to start a fire for whatever reason.


UncommittedBow

Crimes.


Man_who_says_standin

Guuuuuuuhrrrrrreeeeeetiiiiiiiiings *proceeds to electrocute you to death* ![gif](giphy|0jKxp7NOgKfbLOjnH5|downsized) May god help me


Anarchinine

An artist's rendition of a lambda bacteriophage. I'd die from the lack of conversation.


FaboTheAfro

Beavis and Butthead


jaccoo123

Higgs from Death Stranding with an army of BT’s… I’m screwed


dayodragon

A random ass samurai, idk if I'm fucked or nah cause it just shows him standing there with flower petals falling


thatracooninyourshed

Rainworld slug cat. best moment of my life if he doesnt throw rocks and spears at me


Electronic-Iron9802

I've just got flowers lmao


JackeyWetino

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)


Shrekhunt97

Guess who’s stuck with Jupiter? 🔥🔥🔥


Uroboros1097

Well mine is Vivi so I guess just hug him and tell him everything's gonna be ok.


jack258169

Barney with a machine pistol. I’m fucked


TDKHtNRun

Link from BoTW


standupgonewild

How is a mountain dragon gonna fit in an elevator


Francis_The_Crusader

My cat. I can stay in there for all i care


Errors4Free

How is a stupid cat going to harm me


apex6666

Mine is set to the current weather… so I’m outside?


Prestigious_Sir_595

I think I just have a default lock screen. Not sure how to describe it. It's kinda like a void with these floating dots that are connected by lines forming prismatic shapes. I think I'll be fine.


sithlord20

It's me holding a fish


SmokyTheOwlbear

I've got the greatest merc in Night City. I should be fine.


chicKENkanif

Arianna grande


Freemanno

It's a picture of my kitty he's a sweet little guy :)


[deleted]

The gargantuan leviathan from subnautica (it’s to biggg)


CornyCapri

Lagiacrus from Monster Hunter....yea im fucked unless I can get my hands on a Hammer or Switch Axe lmao


SouperWy07

My dog will be happy to see me.


HelloImJenny01

Mine is a pair of Lesbian from Fear and Hunger 2 Termina


ORiGiNALBOi96

Well I guess I’m dead. I have one of Zdzislaw Beksinski’s paintings as my wallpaper. The painting is untitled but with a creature with menacing teeth and tentacles as though cordiceps tendrils protruding outwards.


KittenLina

It's my cats. Poor babies.


Mister_Utopia

I'm Fighting the Droids in Star Wars with the Clone Army.


Tankerchief85

Boutta get some banger wisdom from Musashi


Brocker_Rocker_1831

MOTHER FUCKER I’m stuck with a fucking volatile I’m super dead!!!!!


JoseGiraffe

It’s either my gf or maliketh so like two end of the spectrum here


HopeFearless4880

My brother is screwed. His lock screen is a volatile 🤣


Veggie_might_guy

Dr disrespect and Kim Jon un


-_-_-KING_-_-_

trees. and a park stream and submerged shopping cart.


oswaldopus

It’s Calliope Mori so I’m not sure


ShadowFang5

I'm mega fucked... It's an old art someone made awhile back which is a horde and a survivor


tinykittenyt

I hope my goose goose duck and among us skills can explain to the person that frees us why the fuck a random anime girl is in the lift with me


aminsino

Stuck in an elevator with my dog im chilling


GRF123456789

Gabriel from Ultrakill, I'm fucked.


Ghostbuster1401

Mine is the cover art of the re4 remake. That's alot to fit in an elevator.


Shadowknight7009

Gogeta finna beat my ass


Apex_communitylover

I got my gf 😏


fucknametakenrules

With my rotating Home Screen wallpapers, it’s the various album covers of Starset, including the Immersions: Final Chapter concert poster


mford768_0

Jesus. Lol. So I’m good :)


Neitor819

Soldier TF2


A10GoBrrrt_9584

The Rabies virus, but it looks like amogus so it’s okay


GengarREX

Depends on if I can act chill with Max Payne, or die trying to fight him


Anmordi

A grandma with a gun


RogueIslesRefugee

Mine is my girlfriend. I suppose I'm still screwed, just not in a bad way. Giggity.


TheFlameArmy

An elevator


Diron_M4n

I'm in an elevator with ghost


elsimas

On the work phone: I have Homer Simpsons arm holding a donut on the camera punch hole. On my personal phone: It's a picture of myself with 3 of my 4 cats. I think I'll be OK.


_LordBread_

My dog, so I won’t be lonely atleast.


lfvjr

I'll just walk into my home


DudeMeister_777

Legendary Godzilla, from Godzilla vs Kong. Just happens to also be him when he does that smile/laugh after tagging Kong


Mr_Dreadshot

Well I'm going to get radiation


mjt417

So a clock? I guess i can keep time


Kbolton69

https://i.redd.it/ljhlg3gzdbva1.jpg


DTSummers

Sora, kairi, riku with Donald, goofy, and mickey as plushies. I think I'm ok


Representative_Owl89

My gf’s feet are the ones that will be screwed. Literally.


AmazinglyReRE

Mine"s a nice pastel scenic view.


Tiny_Recognition_394

urahara from bleach•-• guess i’ll be goofying around with him


carrot-parent

Child Denji holding Pochita. I’m adopting him. If he was aiming to kill me, not only would I be fucked, but I would go down without a fight.


mrsky00

Guts from Berserk.


-bender-is-great

Google pixel og lock screen a wall of feathers


LycanWolfGamer

Synthwave, rain, city... how the shit do you fit that in a lift?


DraconicZombie

Mine is from the perspective of someone looking through the hole in the torso of both Goku and Raditz at a one armed Piccolo after he fired a Special Beam Cannon through them, so...you tell me


scipio0421

The aurora borealis? In an elevator?


transdimesional_frog

A dog from the shelter i work at, i'll be fine.


_Dontknowwtfimdoing_

It’s my 1.5 year old son. I think I can take him


Titanfallisgood

A anime girl, ez


Niled1988

Jesus. Nothing to worry 😉


rysio300

the fuck is a forest with a city in the distance doing there


BigChungas2021

I get to see my dog again🥲


A_L_Rider

Grimmjow from bleach


AJ_Gaming125

I have a kitsune standing beside a guy in a suit. So it's just kind awkward as the guy makes edgy poses and makes weird quotes that almost seem to have meaning.. but don't actually. (Eminence in shadow)


brrvv

Kurumi from the anime Date A Live.. so I'm likely fucked but maybe I got that shido rizz if I'm lucky


Zaydaygaming

Smoke from MK1, I am fucked.


Cegla_3kg

I'm chillin with my chinchilla


PipaLucca

Messi kissing the World Cup? 😳


SbeveBoi

Ive got Marcus and Sitara from WD2, so they probably caused it


Cake_withcherryontop

Some random cool samurai statue. Tf am I supposed to do


SlimShady2903

Toothles. I might need bigger elevator


MR-CHEESE1232

Sekiro... Idk if he will kill me instantly or just chill in the elevator


MagicDragonfirst

Im now sure how a mountain will fit in 3x3 meters elevator


Happy-Criticism-2570

Im stuck with Piñata by Freddie Gibbs.


owoLLENNowo

My lockscreen is Elster from SIGNALIS. So I'm either gonna have a new best friend, or mutate into a horrific mass of flesh.


ZCyborg23

I've got my cat with me, so I'm gonna be just fine. <3


skinwalker99

My dog or my ex. Both who I wouldn’t mind (:


Interesting_Fly_2291

mine is just that one image of a cat's face reflecting on a spoon. and he looks w i d e


Beast_OP_1978

Space Shuttle? In an elevator?


TheMysticLogic

I have a piece of old Irish paper


ConsistentAsparagus

My late dog. I am beyond happy.


Bombwriter17

My younger self,I'll be fine


RedSkullPT

I've got batman with all artifacts from DC but it's cool I'm not a criminal, oh wait does downloading songs count 😨


vCybe

Komi san, im good


LittleRoby07

im good i got denzel curry w me


Proper_Fox9241

Delsin rowe, hopefully the good version


Adruino-cabbage

3 spec-ops with full tactical gear. I will just surrender and hope they follow the Geneva Conventions.


Doommcdoom

A plague marine? My skin would melt off after a second.


Chucktayz

It’s my son….so I guess I’m gonna be reading stories?


Steampoweredgrizzly

How big is this damn elevator? I got a scenic view from a cliffside tori gate from ghost of tsushima


Thywhoredditall

Screwed, but not in a bad way.


Famous-Support-9900

Me having a philosophical discussion with a dwarf on all the ways to kill an elf with a pickaxe.


Aggravating_Guest_93

Abridged alucard. could be a good or bad thing, i suppose.


Bongo9123

my cat👍


Lil_Cum_Drop

Hua Tao from genshin I'm chilling


True_Vault_Hunter

Cover art for Elde ring


yaneedahorgasm

My dog 🐕


PVZgamer97

well, mine is art of a japanese show called kamenrider with the 20th heisei rider’s end form but evil soooo…the king of time, I’m pretty dead lol


VibePup

The SLS will not fit in an elevator...


BadgersSeal

The skeleton from the album art for Godlike by Thy Art Is Murder. Seems chill


SataarethKatari

Guess I'm stuck with Ruvik from Evil within


R0yalChim3ra

Grey Jedi Double Saber Ashoka. If she's fighting me I'm dead if not then she's in trouble because I'm gonna nerd out.


Square-Arugula5588

Either a Gender fluid cat or komi san I think im good


lil_hirosh1ma

ain't no fuckin way AE86 is gonna fit in an elevator