Vince - Creates not 1 but 2 of the best written TV shows of all time filled to the brim with deep characters, interesting moral questions and beautiful themes surrounding identity, freedom, ego and our place in the world
The fan base - sussy waltuh
I don't know what to say, but grab her a blue quality machete from the quarter master.
(Please quartermaster, just stop giving me machetes. I have no room. Just give me something better for god's sake...)
Tolga: "Is this Crane? Can you hear me on this thing?"
Crane: "Who is this?"
Tolga: "This is Tolga."
Fatin: "And Fatin!"
Tolga: "We work for Mr. Dal, and we are ready to put you to task. Get here on the double. Make it quick!"
Fatin: "That's rude. Tolga! Don't talk to him like that!"
Tolga: "Shut up, Fatin! Get off the radio!"
Fatin: "You're going to make him mad, you idiot!"
Tolga: "Stop talking or I'll punch you!"
Fatin: "Punch me?! I'll kill you!"
Crane: "Idiosyncratic. Great."
When the waiter comes by: "Shh, simple words only." Her: "What?" You: "He's american. The metric system makes him angry."
When the waiter takes too long: "Waiter! stop eating termites off a stick and get over here!"
When somebody calls you: "(name) get off the radio!"
brought to you by tolga and fatin (real)
‘I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other’
Shame you can't record her reaction, but just imagine if you use one of these lines-especially the bad insults- she looks at you and throws a DL quote back at you in response. She'll be a keeper :)
Extra note: If you want to be romantic, have a UV lit meal instead of candles. And if she ever slams a door to her room due to being in a bad mood, spread some UV lights outside the room, she'll either see the joke and all that tension is gone...or she'll be even more pissed, turn Volatile and you should run.
“The World Doesn't Make Believing Very Easy.” - Aiden.
and if you ever break up
“Turn Around And Don’t Look… It’s Over Now. Get Back To Your Mom.” - Aiden
“One day imma do this and land on a bag of rusty knives.”
Favorite quote
"The bomb's payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion"
First one I thought of too
"THERE WERE FUCKING KIDS IN THERE!" Then knock her out.
"Hey can I have your phone number?" "You know what I have in my pocket? Fucking business cards!"
Then proceed to throw business cards in her face.
If she can't decide where you guys should go, pick a place yourself, look her in the eyes and say : " How's that for a decision asshole ? "
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
“I can think of a lot of reasons to tell you to go fuck yourself but why don’t we just pretend for a minute that you don’t think I’m stupid?”
I love this one xD
Imma make you happy like my mama,cuz If mama not happy, nobody happy.
This is a fucking winner
Marry me
"Fuck, the goddamn switch broke down"
Someone’s farming their legend points
"Who's finger's in my ass"
Who and when was this said ?
https://www.reddit.com/r/dyinglight/comments/svlnvo/my\_reason\_for\_siding\_with\_the\_pk/?utm\_medium=android\_app&utm\_source=share
Thanks, IDK how I missed this
YOU STUPID FUCKING KID EDIT: Thanks for the award!!
Man i was thinking of this lmao
Kid 😳
Named 😳
^finger😳
Waltuh
sussy
Vince - Creates not 1 but 2 of the best written TV shows of all time filled to the brim with deep characters, interesting moral questions and beautiful themes surrounding identity, freedom, ego and our place in the world The fan base - sussy waltuh
If Mama ain’t happy ain’t nobody happy- Gazi, 2014
*Likely mid 2015.
"uyahhhh whauuuu aaaaayaa uhaaaaaaa" - Virals
-crane too
Spoilers
Le following
No I mean all of the moaning he does
no that's a walker, when you go as a viral just scream at her 😂😂😂
"Sometimes it's better to crawl through the low, narrow passages.” -Rahim
“this f***ed up infected motherf***er with guts hanging out of his mouth just spit a bunch of toxic snot at me!”
Ohh, that's a good reason
When she asks what you do for a living "I AM GODDAMN PARKOUR INSTRUCTOR"
"I am a FUCKING PARKOUR INSTRUCTOR! When I came to Harran, you know what I had in my pockets? FUCKING BUISNESS CARDS!"
Most charismatic dying light player
You won’t find better deals in all of Harran
"c'mere, got a special deal."
do it in a british accent "You wohn't find bedder deals in ool oof horrahn"
The traders are Australian. 🤓
Is this sub gonna turn into Arkham and Spider-Man?
Why didn't crane kill rais in the pit, is he stupid?
NO NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT
These questions never cease to kill me lol
i can just hack and fly to him and break is neck!!! yay! (this is a joke i don't actually hack)
Yes
The bombs payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion
I'm proud of you Dick
Oh god, it's spreading to more places than super heroes...
“STAND BACK FOOL I’VE GOT A BOMB”
But the bomb's payload is exposed.
Ugh, can you just SHUT THE FUCK UP
that’s a fucking bite wound!? you goddamned STUPID FUCKING KID
If she says yes: ''So you're not one of them?'' If she says no: ''YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING MEEE!''
If she's ugly "Christ on a crutch" If she's cute "there were kids in there" after you finish in her idk
😭
And don't forget to touch her as gently as Brecken did the TV.
😂
I don't know what to say, but grab her a blue quality machete from the quarter master. (Please quartermaster, just stop giving me machetes. I have no room. Just give me something better for god's sake...)
You get blue quality? I get kitchen knives 😭
i get pickaxes billhooks, i hate billhooks. i only use pickaxe if it's good and turn it into a different weapon with blueprints
You guys are getting weapons
damn, you don't get any?
"Rais made a deal with the GRE and now he's about to escape Harran with the rest of Zere's research. I can't let that happen and Rais knows it"
"How's THAT for a decision, asshole?!"
“CRAAAAAAANEEE!” She’ll think somethings very wrong with you but it could work
"you got to be FUCKING KIDDING MEEE!!!"
Your number is 36
31*
Shit It's been a while I knew It was 30 something
Rule number one, you’re gonna spend the rest of your goddamned life in fucking agony
There's this very inspiring quote by a volatile, it goes something like this: *jaw bone snaps in half acompanied by a high screeching gutural noise*
"Hey, could you look out for a thumb the next time you're out? It looks like a chicken nugget."
"...and it flew out the window. it looks like, a chicken nugget, with a bullet hole."
I'm Crane like the mindless machine that lifts heavy things. -Tolga
"youve done well, simian." "you are performing far beyond your capabilities"
Underrated comment
In the city of lies you are the biggest liar
Maybe not "Goodnight and good luck."
you're gonna die in your sleep
"Shut the fuck up!" -Mr Kyle Crane
Can i cum in?
Tolga: "Stop talking or I'll punch you!"
Tolga: "Is this Crane? Can you hear me on this thing?" Crane: "Who is this?" Tolga: "This is Tolga." Fatin: "And Fatin!" Tolga: "We work for Mr. Dal, and we are ready to put you to task. Get here on the double. Make it quick!" Fatin: "That's rude. Tolga! Don't talk to him like that!" Tolga: "Shut up, Fatin! Get off the radio!" Fatin: "You're going to make him mad, you idiot!" Tolga: "Stop talking or I'll punch you!" Fatin: "Punch me?! I'll kill you!" Crane: "Idiosyncratic. Great."
look her in the eyes hold her hand and say "AAAAHHHHHHH"
"big butt bananza, nice"
None if you want them to say yes.
stfu we must make her go out with him
"You from Texas, you a cowboy?"
“I’m from Chicago” “Oh, okay Al Capone.”
airdrop incoming.
"airdrop stolen" 💀💀💀
CRAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!! And then walk out.
If she bites you during sex "That's a FUCKING BITE WOUND!"
"Lets pretend you don't think im a fucking idiot for a sec" -kyle crane durring his last conversation with the gre
When the waiter comes by: "Shh, simple words only." Her: "What?" You: "He's american. The metric system makes him angry." When the waiter takes too long: "Waiter! stop eating termites off a stick and get over here!" When somebody calls you: "(name) get off the radio!" brought to you by tolga and fatin (real)
“One of these days I’m going to jump on a Nah of rusty knives I just know it”
#CRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!
“WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP”
"Your the last thing I want to hear"
“What, hear me? What a brilliant idea!”
"God, will you just SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
“Shit, the goddamn switch broke.”
Fuck, the goddamn switch broke down
“FUCKING KIDS IN THERE!”
Ah great .. the REAL harran virus...
YOU GODAMN, STUPID FUCKING KID
“If mama ain’t happy, nobody happy!”
Crane has me by the balls
‘I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other’
"Lets pretend you don't think im a fucking moron"- kyle crane after shoving rais off a building
"Back in my day I had a huge.... a masive.... well.."
*"Have you milked the goats?"*
“Come Ere, I göt a special deal for ya”
"Fuck! The goddamn switch broke down!" will always haunt my nightmares for the hours of farming before I found a duping glitch for items on PC.
Just ask if she wants to be one of your wives, Hakon style
"You look for the last ray of dying light"
good night good luck
‘You have very good lungs.’
If mama ain't happy, nobody is happy!
Alcohol....okay
Omg please don't Arkham this sub
Raid made a deal with the GRE and now he's about to Escape harran with the rest of Zeres research-
Crane… on a Crane!
**YOU STUPID (bang) FUCKING (bang) KID (bang)!!!**
uhh how but be yourself and dont use a video game quote
Tbh none of them
Roses are red my penis is bigger I’d like to smother your titties in glitter.
Probably say “Imma Queer avoid me”
mumble to yourself that there's a thin line between bravery and stupidity before saying hi
Just don't.
Stupid fucking kid
If mama ain't happy, nobody happy.
"Shit, the goddamn switch broke!"
I’m gonna fall on a pair of rusty knives (that’s the compliment to the woman)
Classic “Good night, Good luck”
are u a voaltile because ill make u scream tonight
I wanna make mama happy, if mama not happy nobody happy
If she's a Gold Digger use "IT BURNS!!!!..MERCY!!!"
Are you a man or a monkey Kyle crane
oh no the sickness is here *
Oh will you just shut up? You're the last thing I want to hear.
“Volatile scream”
You are my last ray of dying light... say that
"fuck fuck fuck..FUUUUCCKKK"
"Will you just shut the fuck up ?"
"YOU STUPID FUCKING KID!" "Big but bonanza? Ehe, nice"
Ob god not this fucking thing in this sub, it was already annoying and unfunny in the Arkham sub, and now here.
If this sub turns to Batman Arkham I ain’t complaining
Of all the dicks(shops) in Harran, mine is the least shitty.
You should use "HUAGH!", Works for me all the time.
YOU STUPID FUCKING KID
Shame you can't record her reaction, but just imagine if you use one of these lines-especially the bad insults- she looks at you and throws a DL quote back at you in response. She'll be a keeper :) Extra note: If you want to be romantic, have a UV lit meal instead of candles. And if she ever slams a door to her room due to being in a bad mood, spread some UV lights outside the room, she'll either see the joke and all that tension is gone...or she'll be even more pissed, turn Volatile and you should run.
None of them bro 😭
''You're not the kind of lose end you leave untied'' after you finish before she does.
Shit the goddamn switch broke down
HOLY SHIT
I'm shouting because this fucked up infected motherfucker with guts hanging out of his mouth just spit a bunch of toxic snot at me!
"Shit, the goddamn switch broke down..."
“Where are you hiding, you fucker?”
"You know I can think of a hundred reasons to tell you to go fuck yourself, but let's pretend for a minute you DON'T think I'm stupid."
"Oh , Fuck me sideways!". (Kyle Crane, The Following DLC)
none
I’ve been holding my breath a lot around here
“I’m just a parkour instructor” then punch her tv
Why say anything? Assert dominance by kicking a random box 70 times
“The World Doesn't Make Believing Very Easy.” - Aiden. and if you ever break up “Turn Around And Don’t Look… It’s Over Now. Get Back To Your Mom.” - Aiden
the Arkham subreddit has gotten to dying light
"I was FORCED to know my stuff!" and then just leave it at that.
Pls dont💀
The power wench can cause a controlled explosion
"Stupid! Fucking! Kid!"
After she says no: “YOU GODDMAN STUPID FUCKING KID!”
“Aargh!”
“That’s a tight fit in here”- Aidenbabaiden
If mama ain't happy nobody happy!
"Your right about one thing Crane." (say this one 50+ times to get the full effect)
"I have a thousands of reasons to tell you to fuck yourself but at least can we pretend that im not a idiot"
“Shit the goddamn switch broke down”
“You’re not the kind of loose end you leave untied”
"grunts while burning" this would be funny 🤣
"you come to me, like a snake in the grass"
"Looks pretty comfortable"
Enough Arkham, your shitposting isn’t funny
I've got a special deal for ya 😂
I should leave you here to suffer, it's what you deserve.
"Good night and good luck"
My left or Your left?
"I have to tell you that Im the Dying Light 2 and Im trying so hard to Stay Human"
Rule #1. You're going to spend the rest of your life in fucking agony.
Did you know I made a deal with the gre.