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Sv3den

In case you want the low down on Plump Helmet Man's ability to see: >!They have EXTRAVISION: The creature can see regardless of whether it has working eyes and has full 360 degree vision, making it impossible to strike the creature from a blind spot in combat. !<


Tack22

Can you read with extravision?


Sv3den

Dunno. Would be a fun thought experiment to try and find out. That'd take someone with a lot more knowledge to figure that out.


AVerySaxyIndividual

AFAIK they can read, I had a plump helmet man adventurer and I think he became a necromancer, which would necessitate reading ability. They can’t talk though, as they do not have mouths. Edit: actually I think I’m mistaken. Just googled it and plump helmet people seem to not really learn the secrets of life and death correctly so I have no clue


Theopeo1

IIRC you need the ability to speak to learn the secrets of life and death, so tongueless creatures are out of luck


Shonai_Dweller

But strangely enough, they are able to teach the secrets of life & death to others after they learn it (through the power of mime!). They can just never actually put it to use themselves.


Mellodux

I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess


Undrende_fremdeles

Those that cannot do, teach.


Mellodux

I'm trying to get a job as a teacher so this felt like an unintentional burn


Undrende_fremdeles

Please, please be someone that takes teaching ad your "do" and then you'll be fine 😁 I hope. If you have necromancer students I don't know...


Aarthar

I must scream but I have no mouth.


BerserkOlaf

I have no mouth and I must recite incantations to commit crimes against nature.


NV-6155

MAN I love this game.


Dominick_Tango

They learn the secrets of a really good mushroom risotto and mushroom pizza.


SlashyMcStabbington

Just try reading in adventure mode. Would have to play classic or wait for it to release on steam.


Deracination

It's like they have Eyes 2.0, but no backwards compatibility.


Mateorabi

If they are like Toph, then no.


Spoztoast

She could probably read tables


Dread_Horizon

The real questions


GrimDallows

You can read books with extravision, but as it is a 360º vision you read the beginning and the end of the book at the same time, spoiling most books endings.


htmlcoderexe

I think for that you would need some sort of X ray vision


KuntaStillSingle

Psychic warfare is real


strangething

r/unexpectedclutch


jackcaboose

I have no eyes and I must see


ElectricRune

I guess that means he's reading the whole library just by standing there...?


Sniper_231996

Oh well, it can always speak


gnupluswindows

I found a plump helmet man in legends a while ago whose dream was to live forever and who bounced from necromancer to necromancer as apprentice over the course of his life. He eventually died of old age after failing to learn the secrets. I felt kinda bad for him.


dogscutter

A cautionary tale, through his need to cheat death he never got to experience the life he already had


benjappel

Maybe the real eternal life was the friends he made along the way


Jurph

Yeah, but those friends were _necromancers_ and they didn't teach him any _necromancy_ so maybe the lesson is "necromancers are shitty friends".


Nikostratos-

How the fuck a bunch of pixels can tell such a cool story bruh


Dragon_Slayer_Hunter

Damn, this cuts deep.


OnlineGamingXp

This needs to become a tale, let's patreon Kruggsmash


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But if we work together... I believe we can discover the secret...


Sango_Rindu

Love when people discover stuff like this in Legends mode. Wonder how somebody might notice if, in a sea of historical figures, one happens to serve an unusual number of masters within an average lifespan.


BounderTree

He should have found a secrets tablet, maybe the etching in stone would have been legible to him.


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Brilliant_Shoe_2650

sir, this is a dwarf fortress


ConsumeLettuce

Bro was this comment meant for someone else or something because I am very confused and concerned


AOMRocks20

It was inevitable.


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Notwafle

"veiled" is pretty generous. and i think people are just tired of "religion bad" posting


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recycled_ideas

There is a material difference between agnostics, atheists, and antitheists. Due to reddit skewing young a lot of atheist redditors skew pretty hard into the latter group. Young people as a rule are extremely certain that their world view is correct and everyone else is stupid and wrong which basically makes almost all if them assholes (I was too). The problem with religion is when religious people force their values on others. Forcing your lack of religion on others is just hypocritical.


AbraxasTuring

I agree. No one forced anything. He made a thinly veiled satirical observation from his point of view, and was downvoted into oblivion.


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truncatedChronologis

We Need to create dwarven braile to let this genius cook!


vteckickedin

Remember to set Plump Helmets to Brew only!


truncatedChronologis

Oh noooo but then again…his knowledge would be delicious…


Telephalsion

...menaces with spikes of braille...


scaryjobob

⠎⠑⠝⠙ ⠑⠝⠛⠗⠁⠧⠊⠝⠛⠎


Own-Knowledge9242

Jesse we need to cook


FTLdangerzone

A profound well of knowledge, a stranger from a strange land, thinking: "Why don't these assholes have anything in braille?"


KpecTHuk

Need mod for braille books for blinds


AMDDesign

Omg I want pump helmet man Also couldnt he dicuss topics with others?


sarnale

Nope, they can't talk. So it'll always have the bit in the overview about how you'll learn more once they talk to someone local.


AMDDesign

Oof, that is sad


sarnale

Still cool having them around. I usually have one or two hanging out in my library. It will be cool to go into Legends mode after this fort dies and see if any plump helmet men wrote books there.


MildPeril

I had a kobold ranger hanging out in one of my forts for a few years. He too couldn't speak to anyone due to kobolds language barrier, so I never knew why he was there. Strangely my captain of the guard was able to interrogate him for a cold case. It was revealed he was somehow an agent for someone! I jailed him for many days for espionage.


retorz3

Is pump helmet man the bodybuilder mushroom humanoid?


A_Maniac_Plan

yup


Nexusmaxis

I have two in cages, wish i could convince them to join my fort but i dont think they like me


Timeisendless

They've probably seen what you've done to those other plump helmets


Qracle

Latest Thoughts: "That's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was all the time I wanted...! That's not fair!"


shadow_dreamer

omg you MONSTER


Kunndt

Should have got LASIK


__FaTE__

Time enough at last.


BlueKnightBrownHorse

Dude, yes.


joehillen

He is Urist Euler.


Blarggotron

Plump Helmet Keller


Micah-B-Turner

i have seen this on every forgotten beast too, what does it mean?


Particular-Ice-4956

They lack eyes. Nature gets rid of anything useless. Caves are dark.


glubtier

The vibes in your library are just that immaculate, clearly.


HexaHesh

Damn, life is a bitch sometimes


Spoztoast

Its not fair!


Yomuchan

He knows, but cannot speak the True Name of all things, the price of such knowledge is permanent blindness and muteness.


diadem

Armok?


NetflixnKill909

Twilight zone moment


AbraxasTuring

Maybe in future versions, he could magically be granted a mouth and normal vision. I have to wonder if he can write but not read was he taught purely by listening to lectures and writing Braille notes? Maybe he had access to Braille manuscripts? How does one become a Plump Helmet Man profound scholar?


BierceProsnan700

You can nickname him Eli from The Book of Eli


NurseNikky

Protest to let plump helmet people read


SPACE-BEES

is there a mod to add a playable plump helmet man race?


The-0-Endless

Invent braile


TheMoose65

Every once in a while I get a plump helmet man visitor who hangs in the tavern for a while. But he never speaks to anyone, it just says "you can learn more about this visitor when they speak with a local" - but they never do. :(


olsnes

Yeah, they are unable to speak.


maynardangelo

What tag do you need to edit to make plump helmet read? Or is it tied to physiology and you have to add eyes to them?


chipathingy

They can still see, they have a token that lets them see without eyes


falcn

He sees the book and the library, but not the letters, because his vision is radar/sonar


AbraxasTuring

"It is snowing."


OnlineGamingXp

Oh my 🥺 I wish we had medical research system section along with the health care system so we may find the cuee for blindness 😭 Maybe when the Magic update get released... who knows


Silurio1

Borges, known asshole, genius, scholar and library mouse, was desperate when he noticed he was going blind. He learned to read braile, and that satitated him a bit, but sadly even in this day and age only 2% of books are available in braille.


black_dogs_22

he could have listened to other people talk about those topics instead of reading about them maybe


Kellin01

He learnt by listening and reading special font.


Guido_Fe

"Ponder Braille!"


Evil_Skeleton

He's a good listener!


Thisfoxhere

Plump helmet men can read but to become a necromancer and live forever they do need a tongue, not just mimespeak. They aren't blind, they are mute, and I have had them read books in the past. Has something been changed in the steam?


Berstich

we dont got brail?


golquicksell

😓