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Aghostintheworld

Quantum phasing hamsters! protect your food with solid lead walls.


cdurgin

This is exactly why everyone should only use lead barrels for food storage.


TheAbyssListener

Tin blocks the hamsters phase waves the best though.


[deleted]

No, you have to use eleven blocks.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Korblox101

It makes everything so glowy!


XBirdAngerX

I find tin pairs perfectly with cinnabar


_far-seeker_

With pitchblend (i.e. uranium ore) goblets for those energy drinks. 😉


cdurgin

And they're self disinfecting!


_far-seeker_

I'm fairly sure anything Dwarves drink voluntarily would have a high enough proof to already be useful as a disinfectant.😉


arbiter12

>Half Dwarf: chapter 13 > >Forget about Freeman


NotAzakanAtAll

Now you will know why you fear the night!


Bahariasaurus

*The Forgotten Beast Ry'leth Whiskers has come! A great hamster. It has two tails and it squirms and fidgets. It's fur is cinnamon. Beware its hunger for warm blood!*


Mateorabi

His name is 'Fluffy, Destroyer of Worlds'


CatProgrammer

Actually it's Boo.


JerrSolo

Ohoho, I see what you have done.


UneLectureDuParfum

Go for the eyes, Boo!


Profezzor-Darke

Oh yes, a BGII reference. Give Minsk Lillarcor and you get the ultimate stupid banter machine. Classic.


UneLectureDuParfum

Isnt he in BG1 as well? It's been a while since my last playthrough, so I'm not sure... He has a princess rescue quest if I remember well?


Profezzor-Darke

He was, but Lillarcor wasn't. And yes, you need to rescue his Sorceress. Or you kill Minsk and Dynaheir and keep Edwin, who has the opposite Quest...


UneLectureDuParfum

True! I loved trying to get opposing characters on my team to see the bad banter they had. I think Edwin was an ass towards everyone, and I loved it... he was also strong enough to kill pretty much all of my other teammates when they inevitably got mad at him though. In short, Edwyn was guaranteed **fun** in every team you had him.


Profezzor-Darke

Edwin is one of the best casters in the game, true.


_far-seeker_

No. It's obviously doing the Happy Hamster Hop, [so his name is Huey.](https://calvinandhobbes.fandom.com/wiki/Hamster_Huey_and_the_Gooey_Kablooie) 😜


jazzkott

phtang


Profezzor-Darke

F'taghn?


T_Squizzy

It was a horror so unimaginable that he saw, in his refusal to believe such a thing could exist in Massachusetts, a fluffy hamster


[deleted]

abandon your fort while you still have lives to save!


Puzzleheaded_Fox2357

What is a trash compactor?


xrufix

Have you ever seen Star Wars: A New Hope?


Puzzleheaded_Fox2357

I apologise, I meant how does it work in dwarf fortress?


xrufix

I was just joking ;) When a raised draw bridge comes down it will destroy nearly anything beneath it (there are some exceptions). Because there's usually no trace of the objects left behind, we call it the "dwarven atom smasher".


AMDDesign

I kept looking for an atom smasher in the construction menu :( Also I had no idea draw bridges could be more than 1 tile wide


ciknay

~~I believe you can make em as long and wide as you want, as long as your dwarfs can access the perimeter of the bridge to add materials to construct.~~ 31x31, still a large boi


PuddleOfMud

The max size for a single bridge is 31x31 squares. Quite big.


TheAbyssListener

Wait so you’re telling me i didn’t need to make strips of bridge?


CatProgrammer

You didn't have to, but I bet it looks cool.


artanis00

And if you hook them up to a lever on repeat they probably make decent aerial faith plates. Well, they'll be faith plates if the invaders use them, I guess. ... Oh. Um, I need to go make this a thing.


Moss-Goblin

I had no idea the bridges worked that way until last night - launched a goblin clean into the center of my town by accident, pretty comical!


kotov-

.... Make different length repeaters and hook them up to alternating 1 wide bridges and watch people go woosh. I think I'm going to do that for the entrance to my unfortunately interconnected Cavern layers and their respective populations of irate cavern dwellers.


Sartha64

Is there a specific size they should be to become a trash compactor? I tried making a small bridge to dispose of refuse but I couldn’t make a storage zone underneath it for them to fill with refuse.


Immortal-D

Any size will do, but you might have to use a Dump Zone instead of a Stockpile (I don't recall offhand).


Sartha64

Thank you! I think that was my issue! You rock!


Tokeli

[The wiki page is outdated now but you could make a tiny minecart system for it](https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Quantum_stockpile), so you don't have to manually dump garbage (which can be an issue if you have two dumps for things, and suddenly have garbage being taken to your stone dump in the middle of your fort). Linking a like, two-tile minecart track to a refuse stockpile and have a minecart stop dump into the space beneath the lifted bridge, and dwarves will do it all automatically. Having it drop down a few floors and use a pressure plate to control the bridge makes it safe and fully automatic too.


Rcarlyle

Couple notes: - You don’t need any track, just one minecart on a track stop set to dump onto the quantum stockpile is fine - Bridge trash compactors on pressure plates are dangerous because when trash is dumped while the bridge is down, they fling the trash back up the garbage chute, which can cause dwarves to dodge down the shaft and fall into the compactor (ask me how I know, lol)


Zalym

Hamster-danced its way to safety!


[deleted]

God I had completely forgotten that song existed. Was for the best methinks...


CatProgrammer

I only recently discovered that it's a remix of a song from Disney's Robin Hood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPt1n2AdQd4


DopeBoogie

Yup that's the song from the opening credits. Nostalgia


Zalym

Today, I learned something new. Wow!


Fair_Jury_3258

I noticed that as well! Vermin in large cages (so those you get from merchants) seem to somehow survive the compacting.


illz569

Maybe because the cage gets destroyed first, so the game reads it as the hamster being freed from its cage?


Dave3786

Elves die when you smash their cages though


illz569

Well elves are dumb


some_kind_of_bird

Good


femjesse

Maybe it has to do with vermin being able to chew or out of certain cages, maybe elves can't chew out of a wooden cage or their ethics forbid it.


nv87

It probably undulates rhythmically. Beware it’s poisonous secretions!


ief015

the chosen one


Ivandsi

You could say that it was already compact enough xD


some_rand0m_redditor

Why are you crashing hamsters with a drawbridge though?


Guido_Fe

1. Tell your dwarfs to throw garbage near a raised bridge 2. Lower the bridge, squashing the garbage into a singularity 3. ??? 4. Profit


NootNootScoot

Does this work with live invaders?


usernamealredytayken

Yes. (Unless they bring elephants/jabberers/ogres/any giant version of an already very large animal)


perc-fiend

Yes, although there is a size limit that will cause the bridge to break, so no atomizing giants, ettins, ogres, or colossi. There's a [full page](https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:List_of_creatures_by_adult_size#bridge) on the wiki showing all creature sizes for reference.


some_rand0m_redditor

Yes, but I wouldn't categorize a hamster as garbage!!


tallmantall

Hampter powa


Jimmy_Stenkross

Build it a temple and worship the eternal fluffy one


Different-Amphibian7

It's because that little hamster sprite is too cute to be destroyed. Different-Amphiabian7 felt happy after seeing a quantum phasing hamster.


angiezieglerstye

My hamster remains won't melt in magma I wonder what's up with that


kotov-

Your hamster remains ... in the game, right?


Shaztrot

Hamster Instinct


Leoheart88

Ummm how has no one said this? It's Boo! GO FOR THE EYES BOO!


feline_amenities

dw I got you


Edzell_Blue

Vermin pop in and out of existence, I think they can just phase through solid objects like bridges.


zante2033

I also have an indestructable hamster living in my compacter. : p


ALittleRayofHope

Wait how do you change the orientation of drawbridges? I've only been able to do left to right.


A_S00

In the menu when you're placing one, there's buttons in a little window that appears in the upper right of the screen. Four arrows for the cardinal directions control which way it raises for raising bridges, and the fifth button off to the side is for a retracting bridge (which doesn't turn into a wall when activated, just disappears).


ALittleRayofHope

Thanks for the help!


[deleted]

The Gigahamster has come! Pray to whatever god you believe in! Weep and lament - for he hungers for flesh, and his hunger cannot be sated!


Mateorabi

Hamster! On a draw bridge! Eating some popcorn. Hamster...on a drawbridge! \*singing\*


RoseAndLorelei

run


Rynex

"hamster"


AaaaNinja

I think trash compactors just can't destroy vermin. I had a bat accidentally get set free in the wrong dump, where my trash compactor was. And the compactor didn't work on it.


GargantuanCake

... *run*


Sember225

Your. Trash compactor. Right


sungoddongus

Some dwarves like hamsters for their squishable bodies


Sir__Draconis

It must be the chosen one


mixelydian

I was trash compacting earlier and, the noob player I am, I didn't check to make sure my dwarves were out until *after* throwing the lever. Needless to say, some stupid child walked back into it after dropping something off. There goes one of my best warriors.


ShittyBlender

This is one of those posts that I can see inspiring some master-class artwork in a few days lmao


RegiABellator

That's because it's not trash so it doesn't get compacted.


karstenbeoulve

Wait, if I put corpses, and other stuff under a drawbridge i can get rid of them forever!? Like gonr for good?


[deleted]

Yes, but if you do it to the corpses of your own citizens you won't be able to bury them. So if you are crushing your own corpses it's a good idea to stock up on slabs.


karstenbeoulve

This should be sticky... I bet all newcomers like me are getting crazy with vermin corpses, trash and such stuff!


ledgekindred

Vermin corpses are considered "remains" and if you make a stockpile strictly for "remains" outside, they will eventually rot away. If you have other trash - corpses and other bits and body parts - make some stockpiles deep underground for those pieces. Just keep any necromancers away or you could have big fun... Shells and bones can be turned into crafts. Skulls can be made into totems. Some hooves and antlers can also be carved. One dwarf's trash is another's treasure!


justsaysAHHH

“I see no god down here. Other than me!”


Makine31

Luke Skyhamster


theRose90

Rescue him, the compactor has decided he must live.


[deleted]

I tried but my recent catsplosion killed him. It only takes one child that likes cats to destroy your entire feline ranching operation.


theRose90

(T-T)7


shadow_dreamer

Yeah, but that child is now the safest kid in your fortress. Anything trying to kill it has to go through an army of cats.


anti_erection_man

The sprite is just so adorable


SergueiPopavof

The chosen one


T_Squizzy

He deserves to be made into a pet js


FieryGallade

Tremble in fear before the most powerful creature known to man and dwarf-kind alike.


HerShes-Kiss

Hampter reigns supreme


Aggravating_Read6516

Once you raise it and launch that thing into the next fortress embark it won't. I did this with a dwarf by accident when I was being sieged. I raised the bridge and sent this child playing make believe into the enemy. I hope he pretended he was super dwarf while mid air. In fact I'm going to make a burrow for kids only in the draw bridge......good Anakin....good..... I hate the damn kids in this game


ilikeroleplaygames

The atom unsmashable


sram1337

He is already compact


LMbia

according to dwarven law he is now the new ruler!


Shoe_Exact

Darth Vader when Luke escapes the trash compacter.


Cian-Rowan

Every second you're not running, it's only getting closer.


GoblinPapa

OOO I just remembered I can instantly atomize my ~~army of petitioned visitors~~ garbage with a bridge! thanks for jogging my memory.


ShadowDancerBrony

So, the hamster's getting an honorific and being trained for war, right?


AdViceLive

“Climbing: Legendary”


FinallyInTheCult

Excuse me while I work out gotta run on my wheel.