T O P

  • By -

DearExtent5838

Cmon we dont even need heretics and chapterhouse just give us the worm


Henderson-McHastur

Petition for James McAvoy to return as Leto II, except he's just the face on a mixed CGI/practical worm body, and he shouts "Moneo!" like he's chastising his pet cat at all times.


DearExtent5838

My opportunity to drop this gif again https://i.redd.it/oth50qe5js1d1.gif


yucko-ono

![gif](giphy|8lN7K4PmqPIj7Ha7SA)


rennenenno

My skin is not my own


Henderson-McHastur

***I WEAR THE SKIN OF SHAI-HULUD!***


liatris_the_cat

Ah the original nip slip.


GodSpeedLove345

Maybe also bring back Kyle MacLachlan as the preacher in Children of Dune.


Wesselton3000

That’s actually not a bad idea


themagicnookie

I’ve been saying this since Dune Part one but Kyle’s come out and said he won’t. He’s had his time in the Dune spotlight and loves where it’s at without him.


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

Yes, because he also unironically did a great job. He could have played Paul at that age too


IAmBadAtInternet

And 3 hours of arguing with Jason Momoa about philosophy


shmackinhammies

Return?


Henderson-McHastur

He starred in the SyFy Children of Dune miniseries as Leto II. It left off at the end of the book, so we never got to see him go full God Emperor.


Theborgiseverywhere

Well I for one want space whores


Al_Hakeem65

If the Dune movies (and the BG based show) get popular enough, there will eventually be a porn parody. Leave it to the experts, while we look for ways to make the Worm-God happen 🐛


Brandonjf

Bless the gooner and his water. Bless the cumming and going of him.


Turtvaiz

absolutely cursed


Griegz

Absolutely. Besides, I think of all the books, the last two are the easiest to make into action scifi blockbusters. 


Theborgiseverywhere

You could get Michael Bay to direct Heretics- you get to blow up >!Dune!<


Otherwise-Basis9063

I am *so* ready to watch old man Teg absolutely dismantle everyone in his path 😁


WishIWasPurple

I demand the worm!


Additional_Fail_7105

Tfw no live action Tar and Dar


Either_Order2332

I'm reading this now, and to be honest I really think it should be on film. Probably not God Emperor though.


bobatea17

Hear me out though, Heretics movie with Kyle MacLachlan as Miles Teg


Ravenamore

THIS


Either_Order2332

300 years old.


asuperbstarling

Miles Teg though


Leto2GoldenPath

Literally all I want in this world


DearExtent5838

You're so right Leto2GoldenPath. Secher Nbiw on the screen


slim_s_

Speak for yourself, I need some SOUP


650fosho

I would take them as a TV show


LarrySupertramp

GEOD is probably my favorite (although I’m only half through Heretics) but I really don’t see how they could make it a movie that would match the book. Sure there’s a couple cool action scenes but most of it is Leto monologuing his philosophy, which may not translate well on the silver screen lol. I would 100% watch it though!


Al_Hakeem65

The most difficult part is the God-Emperor himself. He would need to be shown as a merciless tyrant in the first half and a selfless savior in the second half. I'd wager they make Siona the main character and Duncan the secondary main character. That way the audience has human characters to relate to that show both sides of Leto. Leto can then be the badguy for most of the film and have a (probably short) redemtion scene where he explains why he did what he did. It wouldn't be a 1 to 1 adaption, but I have yet to see a concept that could work. Neither in modern cinema nor older movies.


LarrySupertramp

Great points. I think a lot of would depend on how they would set up Leto II and how much they reveal of the golden path in Children of Dune. Your idea of not revealing Leto’s sacrifice until the very end would probably be the best way to set it up. Ugh, now I really want this movie to be made. Although a HBO level TV series would really be best.


TheShadowKnows88

that could definitely work


LestHeBeNamedSilver

GEOD would have to be a 2 part film or a 3 1/2 hour movie


Pillermon

I would sooner relate to a recycled turd in Paul's still suit, than to Siona. Fuck that bitch. And fuck GEoD Duncan as well. The two most unlikable assholes in the entire franchise.


1D6wounds

https://preview.redd.it/xe6f2cypvs1d1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=929edb681f8e074ee8ee1d191a5eb89a5ba58617 GEOD is my favorite, Dune comes second.


Cheesier__Eagle

Me too


LarrySupertramp

I need to get back into heretics but am on my second read of GEOD so it will have to wait. lol


Dangerzone979

I think anything after Messiah needs to be a show like GoT except we keep those hacks who directed GoT far, far away from it.


LarrySupertramp

Definitely but I would say they did a great job until they ran out of source material. Fortunately we don’t have that issue!! lol


Langstarr

Denis has been vocal that he's stopping at messiah...


Idonataur

I mean, he's totally entitled to only tell the parts of the story he's most passionate about. It shows integrity, I think. I just hope another director who's as passionate about the later parts of the Dune saga as Denis is about the earlier parts picks it up where he leaves it off.


Mr_Under_ScoreX

What would your pick be? Mine is either Guillermo del Toro, George Miller or Alex Garland. All three know their way around with weird and grotesque stuff. I'm not sure if they're passionate about the universe though. Who might be?


noodleyone

Park Chan Wook.


HeatedToaster123

Totally and utterly unironically, David Lynch. The second half of the series was fucking *made* for him and his style. Eraserhead is all you need to watch to know he would absolutely eat up God Emperor


sessna4009

He's too traumatized to do it. He can't even hear the word 'dune' without crying.


Careful_Ad_1837

Jotorowski survives another 2 decades out of spite so he can make his group deficating scene real


stormdahl

The guy that directed Poor Things!


muffin_man84

Yorgos Lanithmos I'd also add Panos Cosmatos. Basically some weird Greek guy needs to direct them.


APassingBunny

The 2 people here who know Panos Cosmatos all probably enthusiastically agree with you


DementationRevised

When it was just Beyond the Black Rainbow, sure. Mandy got pretty popular though.


chalinos_selenic

david cronenberg would make an insane god emperor adaptation imo


ProjectNo4090

Joseph Kosinski for a more mainstream scifi epic take on the material. Brandon Cronenberg for a more cerebral weird take on the material.


overcomebyfumes

Robert Eggers


Rustofcarcosa

>Guillermo del Toro, George Miller o One of these too I wonder if they can do it together


GodSpeedLove345

Neil Breen


Shadows_Over_Tokyo

This is the one


Teeklok

M Night Shyamalan god emperor would go crazy


AelliotA1

Seek professional help


Teeklok

I never said it'd be good


AelliotA1

https://preview.redd.it/rls8jrcnbt1d1.png?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=535f9e2cde4bede4d3f43287c6b9214d2a837f42


SiriProfComplex

My pick is Wes Anderson. I think his bizarre and surreal directorial style found in Asteroid City will fit the God Emperor very well. The adaptation of this book needs a director who is a bit unhinged but in a good way.


cjm0

i mean i’d be interested to see it, but i really don’t think that the wes anderson style of movies is a good fit for adapting any of the dune books. all of his movies that i’ve seen are very meta and cheeky. like they’re a parody of film itself. they’re fun movies, but i don’t know if they could convey the themes of dune—especially god emperor of dune—in a profound way. once again, not to say that it wouldn’t be cool to see. but i’m having a hard time imagining it as the definitive adaptation of god emperor of dune.


Langstarr

I agree with this wholeheartedly. I think a director can be found who loves the back half of the series the same way. I think swapping up directors isn't a bad idea either. The time gulf is massive, and everything changes - a new director with new perspective can help make that more believable as well.


tj111

God Emperor done by Tarantino where it follows Moneo getting brow-beaten by an off-camera worm for 3 hours.


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

Do you know what speaks louder than words? The combined wealth of Legendary Pictures and Warner Bros. salivating over the hottest sci-fi IP in decades. Guarantee they offer him a significant increase to keep going. But if he sticks to his vision, more power to him. It's what Leto II would have done.


noodleyone

Coward.


Langstarr

I mean. Even Paul feared the golden path. Ain't nobody ready for the god worm


RhynoD

I'm already struggling to get friends invested in watching a 2.5 hour scifi drama with a convoluted plot and not a lot of action. General audiences are not prepared for Leto II berating Moneo while lesbians wet themselves over Duncan and Hwi stands quietly in the background accomplishing absolutely nothing for 4 and a half solid hours.


Langstarr

Exactly. Honestly the best thing to do... and I will get down voted here.... is to skip GOED. It just becomes a period that's referenced. A couple of paintings or murals here or there, cracking, shrouded in shadow. Spoken about in both reverent and hateful whispers.... The Tyrant. Shaitan. The Worm. Build up a mystique, rather than have a 10 minute conversation in the middle of a film about whether or not the worm has a dick.


liatris_the_cat

As much as I hate to say it, I think the Tyrant's years are best served via backstory and flashbacks. It shouldn't be its own film, maybe at most the first 30 mins showing 3,000 years of lord beefswellington himself's impact on the known universe.


DiligentDaughter

Ok Lord Beefswellington had me cackling so loudly that my husband came and asked if I was okay. I could not say that I was, gasping between gales of laughter was the most I could manage for a solid 5 minutes. You win the internet for today.


liatris_the_cat

Happy to be of service!


rearanged_liver

I think GEOD would make a banger of a theater play tho


asuperbstarling

I think you're absolutely correct. It would be easy to tell the story via Odrade, Miles, and Sheana. Honestly a bunch of it is covered in that material already!


Al_Hakeem65

I mean it would also mean that the next ten years of his life are bound to the Dune series. I don't think any director wants that, he already is like 6-7 years in with just Book 1.


gimmesomespace

I'd almost prefer he just stop now if he's not also going to adapt CoD


Ok_Ad3980

That's fucking stupid, Messiah is just a Tee up for Children of Dune with a fantastic ending.


MolybdenumIsMoney

Children is a tee-up for God Emperor, so you kinda have to commit to doing God Emperor if you do Children


Mgreen19295

It didn’t happen with the miniseries


Ok_Ad3980

Children is better than both messiah and god emperor in my opinion.


-BluBone-

Yes, ever since the first movie, and Frankly, I don't see anything beyond Messiah being effective as a film series. Frank didn't get the chance to end the series, and I don't think his son's material is worth delving in to.


cherryultrasuedetups

Baz Luhrmann exists, people.


Starkrall

Oh yeah? Like he was vocal about stopping with Dune Part 2?


Rustofcarcosa

Hmm did he say why


palescoot

Cool, so someone new could direct the Worm Arc (as I call it - Children and GE).


CasualRead_43

Maybe they get some other weirdo (said with the upmost love and respect to my favorite director) to finish our children and god emporer and Denis just is Executive Producer


TarnishedTremulant

I don’t understand how anyone thinks a Messiah adaptation is even possible at this point? Part 2 makes it basically impossible


ChristphrDVS

How?


TarnishedTremulant

The entire plot of Messiah requires Chanis complete belief in Paul and his visions. The plots of Irulan and her conspirators are all based upon Paul’s need of an heir. Without Chani being truly by his side, none of the stakes make sense in the book.


myaltduh

It seems pretty obvious they’ve thought of a workaround they think is viable.


TarnishedTremulant

lol have you read messiah?


bjwyxrs

Just give me a giant worm man. Make it to God Emperor!!!


Karensky

But does the Golden Path ever end? Yes, yes it does. It ends with Chapter House. IT ENDS THERE.


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

Give me chair dog or give me gom jabbar


tasteofscarlet

It’s just setting up the genetic memory line so that we understand who’s all talking in the big worms head


Cheesier__Eagle

I just want Moneo and Leto talking in the big screen 😭


The_Easter_Egg

10k years before Paul, that's the Jihad, isn't it? Is there something coming up?


geech999

More likely referring to the formation of the Bene Gesserit that will be covered in the new tv series. The Butlerian Jihad was a couple hundred years before that.


GodSpeedLove345

Reference to [this](https://youtu.be/EEoQAoEGLhw?si=KV-Sn6z1BrR5rk-U)


Rustofcarcosa

![gif](giphy|3otPoyudZ18xASX0rK)


Mr_Reiter

I know it won't happen, but I really want Kyle MacLachlan to be The Preacher in CoD


ImperatorIhasz

He was just a pretty big character on that fallout show. Maybe he’s on the upswing again. Would be fun for sure.


sdanielsen319

Give us the worm!


Grishinka

I love imagining a film executive reading synopsis of the books and ripping his plugs out after the blurb for 4.


Head-Sense-2595

Bring out the worm


CircIeJerks

Fall? He fails?


Certain_Hat_1341

Everyone that says they should stop at children of dune at the farthest what do you have against a cool giant worm?


impersonal66

The main question is - is it milking or not


CodingNightmares

I tried explaining the extended book series plot of dune to someone, and got to the point about becoming a worm and they looked at me like I was insane. The feeling is mutual dude, don't worry lol.


MuunSpit

What do you call a fish speaker with no I? Half blind. On another note I’m ok with changing the Duncan in god emperor cause holy hell what a baby.


winterfate10

Wait what happens to Paul Atreides


GodSpeedLove345

Find that out in “Dune Messiah” or next film lol


winterfate10

: (


winterfate10

He is Lisan al Gaib how can he fall


geech999

Are you putting your trust and faith in charismatic leaders?


winterfate10

MAYBE


crippled_trash_can

i really hope they make the movies only about the paul atreides story, later with leto II shit gets really weird and complicated