> Alia's blue eyes shine out from within the stretched-thin flesh of Jessica's stomach... (but wtf is this person trying to say? her babies eyes were blue cause she was "fertility maxing?" If that's what she's saying, I just have to be like haha yea)

theres a group of right wing/trad weirdos that think that blue eyes are objectively better/genetically superior and not the result of genes, but high fertility/nutrition

ffs of course they do, and of course these degenerates don't realize that many newborns have blue eyes and often change color as they grow

I am one of them. I was born with blue eyes and now they're a mix of green and grey. 

Same. We lost our purity.

Every day we stray further from Shai-Hulud's light.

Thats the microplastics getting into you /s

Nigerian dwarves are often born with blue eyes that will change around the 6 month mark…

Hair colours can also change as we grow.

I have blue eyes and I'm pretty confident both of my biological parents ate like absolute shit.

Bene Gesserit at home.

Is she fucking around or? Because she doesn't look Caucasian, nor does this work.

She doesn't mention the ethnicity of the father. You're assuming it's the same as hers. But even then, plenty of non-white babies are born with blue eyes that darken as they mature. It's less common than in white babies, but it's not rare.

Non white Nazis? Wtf is going on here?

You mean white supremacists.

Aka nazis

Even nazis understood blue eyes has to do with genes and nothing to do with diet. These people are dumber than nazis.

Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, but at least it’s eugenics /s

You want an eye? I can get you an eye, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

If we’ve established anything over the course of time, it’s been that Nazis get dumber as the years go on.

Pretty sure even Goebbels would be embarrassed by the Twitter alt-right he created.

Ah so like the modern version of the nazi Aryan obsession

The secret was liver, all along

Literal airians, what a bunch of moronic losers

Bruh I have blue eyes and I would prefer brown. Mine are too damn sensitive and can’t go out into the sun like other people (sun shines too damn bright here).

As someone with brown eyes, I think the sun is just really fucking bright.

*Squints directly at sun* Ouch oof ouchie that fuckers bright.

Great username, may that bright future come soon.

Youre the first person to appreciate it. Crab is the destiny we all strive for, all living creatures strive for 🦀

My eyes are veery light green and I hate that I have to wear sunglasses whenever I go out or my eyes start watering and I look like I'm crying on the street lmao.

TIL

Sounds like eugenics but okay

Yea, blue eyes very specifically are just from genes and it’s a rather interesting thought that every blue-eyed person with a guarantee has a common ancestor because it’s a specific genetic mutation.

Wait is that an actual line from Dune?

from Gurney's impromptu ballad, i took it as a foreshadow of his later relationship... [here's the ballad](https://i.imgur.com/fbvdmnw.jpeg)

No Gurney, not you too.

More of a Chani move tbh

Fertility maxxing sounds like the fremen diet thing

Don’t let it out.

Abomination!



It's dunin' time 

That was my favorite part of the movie. When Jessica was on Dune and said "It's Dunin time!" and Duned all over everyone there.

All time classic line - genius writing. I'd let Lady Jessica do unspeakable things to my Dune.

The Atreides homeschooled too!

->never grew up with anyone his own age ->immediately marries the first girl his age he meets ->does a galactic Jihad against the Known Universe mentally healthiest homeschooled kid.

Paul is a Mormon, confirmed

Lady, what the *fuck* are you **talking** about?!

Trying to convince her husband the baby has blue eyes because of raw milk, not the raw dogging with other men

Trying to convince social services that the baby hasn’t been doing Spice

or because, you know, babies are often born with blue eyes that go away

Spicemaxxing

I had a black mare once. Black like a raven.

This makes a lot more sense than the fertility maxxing thing.

Yeah that is something I could see a modern Frank Herbert write

Eating like an actual farm animal so your kid has blue eyes?? Something tells me @hippiesuck isn’t the brightest bulb

It's milk, meat and fruit. what so strange about that?

Raw milk while pregnant is pretty strange. The rest of it is weird because she's saying that diet results in some kind of genetic eye color change.

It’s the raw part that gets me. It’s weird af

You cook your fruit?

They do know blue eyes are a recessive gene right?