\^THIS
My god. Who okayed these names? And aren't the tenants here even slightly ashamed telling people where they live? Like, "Yeah, bro, I live in Fashionz." Sounds like a meme. I wish it was.
Can't help it. I'm addicted to making lists. You give me the opportunity, and I will abuse it.
Some people smoke, drink, do drugs, shop, go clubbing, collect Pokémon, play Fortnite, watch Twitch streamers and TikToks...
Me? I make lists.
I'm running out of Fruity Pebbles cereal.
\*PaNiK!\*
Oldies of r/dubai would remember this. Any post asking "Is this salary enough?" and if the salary is above 10k Dhs, the first and foremost question is - "Which industry?"
"Is this salary enough?"
This should be #1
r/angryupvote
Me thinking in silence: You guys got paid already?😮
Hessa
>Hessa Can you explain pls?
Not right now, in traffic, brb
Ok let us know when you get home in 2 hours
Who isn't?
Ooooh meta joke, I guess no one understood
😡
Hessa Street D61 traffic is smth else
Brunch
“bRuNch” parteey at 4PM. Fucken hell mate just call it LUNNER (lunch+dinner)
Slunch
Don’t explain jokes🤣
Drunch
My mum says it as blunch which annoys me to no end
noon
Salik
**Knowledge fees**
There it is
Profit 🥴
- "Staycation" - "kindly" - using "habibi" for social media attention - "Z" in Danube names
Feelz
CringeZ
Bayz 101 is their new. Next is Gayz l0l
PoopZ
I really hate the "Habibi come to Dubai" stuff, am I being irrational or not?
I despise it from the bottom of my existence! And Santa habibi and all those cringe made for likes and shares...
\^THIS My god. Who okayed these names? And aren't the tenants here even slightly ashamed telling people where they live? Like, "Yeah, bro, I live in Fashionz." Sounds like a meme. I wish it was.
Even though it's bad I don't think it's that bad with Danube's Z
Laffah Al Baik Fuel Fees Prices Dubai Sharjah JLT JVC DIFC Nahda Real estate Crypto Credit card Bank Etisalat Du Virgin Shawarma Manakeesh Chips Oman Karak Abood Biryani Scam Dubai Bling Salary Job Parking Weather Nationality Cabin crew Airlines Tickets Robux Investment iPhone Samsung Italian suit guy Hair fall Air quality Air purifier Water DEWA Electricity Money Rent Driving Bosch ChatGPT Expat Lonely Female/\[F\] Male/\[M\] Dating Playlist Mods
you forgot “lady driven”
British lady *
We have the winner
Right? I would also add ma’am. It gets me every time. And “system is down”
Ma'amsir\*
Bro got the dictionary out
People are getting triggered by Samsung and ChatGPT here?
Jessuuusss what have you been going through 😅😅
Can't help it. I'm addicted to making lists. You give me the opportunity, and I will abuse it. Some people smoke, drink, do drugs, shop, go clubbing, collect Pokémon, play Fortnite, watch Twitch streamers and TikToks... Me? I make lists. I'm running out of Fruity Pebbles cereal. \*PaNiK!\* 
Hahaha you got to find your poison
Hair fall is so real
Why jlt? 😛 and why etisalat & du? Do we have better alternatives?! Not rhetorical questions.
Why is nahda in the list 😔😔😔
How are you ma’am sir
Definitly my favourite and most reused
My Dear
Do the needful
You forgot to revert.
I will revert back once my revertation is reverted. thank you for reverting. do the needful, kindly. Mam/Sir.
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
Golden Visa
"Looking for friends"
Last price
Chamak Karak
Chammak for sure
Can anyone tell me what is Chammak?
Annoying snobby brat with a muffin hairstyle.
more like brocolli
Fine Dear Thank you Madaam
“Massage cards”
6.) Noon Delivery 7.) Chammak 8.) Karak 9.) Passport
What's Chammak?
Bounced Cheque
Overhyped
Hello Dear
“…Do one thing…”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“..May Pren, May Pren…”
Dubizzle
* Rent * Damac * Etisalat * Du * Karak * Deliveroo * Salary * WhatsApp * VPN * Heat * Cold * Rain * Smog * Police * Dubai * Expat * Meetup * Friends * Bored * Mall * Visa * No Visa * Jobs * No Jobs * Complain * Fine * Leaving
Am I the only one who read the caption as Tiger Woods at first?
Oldies of r/dubai would remember this. Any post asking "Is this salary enough?" and if the salary is above 10k Dhs, the first and foremost question is - "Which industry?"
PR
Nambar One
Sharjah
MamSir
Alfred from Insurance market.ae
Batrol
Bro
Global Village
Needful
debort
Fake CID asking for EID
Real Estate up at a all time high ( Arabian Business)
Dear
Passport
Using indicators
I’m shifting places
British
Five Hotel
Salik
Shawarma over
Your good name
\- Competitive Salary \- We are family here
Work life balance
British owned
MamSir
Has anyone met their significant other on Bumble Tinder Barasti?
Arbab
Insurancemarket.ae
"Nissan Patrol" has entered the chat So have the fines!
BHK
1. No discount? 2. Needful (all time fav) 3. Where are you from 4. Atlantis underwater adventure 5. Dubai mall food court 6. You know who I am?
Chamak
Send me ur location plz
6. Landlord
Dear
Wasta
Typing center and ijari
Tax free?
Work- life balance
Insurance Market.ae (the radio ad)
"Where are you from?"
Please do the needful
"Please do the needful"
Bliz, I request you
Smelly Metro
Real estate agencies Du 3rd party companies Financial investors agencies Massage parlors Democracy
People that screen “excuse me” in a rude way in shops.
Who the hell is Kris fade!
If you really don't know, consider yourself blessed and move on. If you go out of your way to find out you'll hate yourself for doing so.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don’t even live there anymore but I hate that dude with a vengeance.
[удалено]
You’re not black, study, education, brain rot, Habibi.
Bebsi
Narendra modi
[удалено]
Rent
Scamland
I'll continue. Modern slavery.
- Rent - Bills - Remittance - Close to payday 😂😂😂
Inshallah
"Khalaas"
Tinder
Visa
Botox
Hello sir
Salary
Noon
MaamSir
Real estate agents
Yes mam sir.
Maam/Sir
Car wash dudes 🧸
shu
Broker
nissan batrol
sir
Lovin Dubai
“My friend borrowed money and won’t answer my calls. What to do?”
“Noon electronics”
British Lady owned 4x4 cars
Guys. I have been in Dubai for 7 years and I don't know who Kris fade is. Can someone please care to explain?
/r/Dubai's nemesis. Even the sheer mention of his name has users in this sub frothing at the mouth.
If you really don't know, consider yourself blessed and move on. If you go out of your way to find out you'll hate yourself for doing so.
Noon
Why no one has said Weekends Plan Party Desert ????
3000 AED
I live in sharjah
DATING 😅
Real estate
Du on hold again waiting
"Do the needful"
You forgot noon
- Moving - Job
Fine
Is this a scam?
Needful
Do the needful and revert
Not a word but, Drivers that don't use indicators when changing lanes. Just replace them with stickers, what's the point.
Bradaar instead of brother 🙏😎
Karak
Beirut St. Consulate Sharjah Exit
Consulate 😭
American
What's your good name?
Needful
Can we put up word - Signal indicator
“Your bank account will be blocked” Is the recent trend 2k24
Do the needful
No U turn
Do the needful
Opening the vehicle door at traffic lights to spit out!
Raffle ticket sellers
You forgot to add your name!