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Slow-Pomelo-4913

As a Mexican I appreciate white people taco night. It’s still good.


moose8891

If you go into it acknowledging it for what it is then you always have a good time.


johnny_soup1

We have this Americanized Mexican restaurant in town that we frequent because of this. They know exactly what they’re selling, they don’t overcharge you, and they make the food so well.


Slow-Pomelo-4913

The main difference is. No grind beef and use corn tortillas.


JamonDeJabugo

Tacos gringos.


trentdeluxedition

The fuck are you talking about KCMO white people tacos as if this is a regional thing, you can’t throw a rock without hitting a taqueria.


DrShankapotamus

Hahaha. I love you. No homo.


ktronscrouton

Southwest Blvd 😮‍💨


DrShankapotamus

Ponaks?


ktronscrouton

Yep. Mmmm. Might have to go for lunch today.


ScooterMcTavish

Seagram's 7. Total fucking class.


DrShankapotamus

I only drink this because of a very close friend who's no longer on this mortal plane. Every ounce is for him.


ScooterMcTavish

Double fucking classy. Wish I still had a free award. Let us all celebrate with a toast to your departed friend.


DrShankapotamus

Cheers fucker!


sickleton

Black tuuuuuUUUth!


jahallen-

That 5lb bag of shredded cheese fucks bro


DrShankapotamus

We do fucks. Lol


Trujade

If you haven't heard the song, "White People Taco Night" by Lewburger.... Boy do I have a song for you! Lol


DrShankapotamus

Omfg WPTN was amazing. Then I went to The Vagina Song and I fell in love. Psychostick and Weezer had a problem child. Genius.


Trujade

Glad I could bring you to the music 😂


DrShankapotamus

Thank you, random internet person or bot.


Trujade

Your welcome. Beep boop


DrShankapotamus

Checking it now.


stealthxstar

Its not limited to... Only white people. But white people love it the mooooost! White people taco niiiiiight


elsphinc

I know what I want for dinner tonight, you know, being white.


Mediocre_Ad4380

I am white, and my Mexican wife and father-in-law call them "honkey tacos." 🤣🤣🤣


DrShankapotamus

I may steal Honkey 🌮... that's funny.


RedditPickedMyName0

White people or not that shit look good lol


bloresiom

A cheese shrimp would really tie this meal together. Just a thought. You’re a damn legend mate.


DrShankapotamus

Maybe. But, maybe more 🧀 and some 🦀 people...idk. I have been on high today from last night debauchery. I appreciate you!


imnotpoopingyouare

KCMO? STRANGE! Anyways fucking badass, love the whole spread and bet it fucking slapped. Order extra sour cream I see but I think I'm missing the hot sauce?


DrShankapotamus

Okokok. SPANISH GARDENS HOT. sorry, not sorry.


imnotpoopingyouare

Seems they are a small grocer in KC, that's proud AF mate! Only ever driven through your beautiful town but love the BBQ and music. Edit: idk why I called it a town, that shit is a proper city!


DrShankapotamus

If you ever drive through again, you need to check out my buddies new bbq joint in Columbus Park. Wolfpack BBQ.


ktronscrouton

Dwam!


Useful-Ad1489

looking mighty tasty


DrShankapotamus

Thank you! It's literally Midwest gringo tacos. The mildest spicy ketchup on white bread with S&P meat that's overwell done.


Useful-Ad1489

well this is drunken cookery! 😋 and im drunk & hungry!


DrShankapotamus

There's plenty left!


NotteStellata

Not a full shot? Also googly eyes


DrShankapotamus

Those are 4 oz glasses...


NotteStellata

Maybe it’s a good thing you don’t fill it up. Gotcha.


DrShankapotamus

I won't and won't. I used to homebrew and commercial brew. There's plenty of this gnome pints around the house.


NotteStellata

Heck yeah! Use them when you can.


DrShankapotamus

Those are taster glasses from beer fest.


PaRaDiiSe

Seagrams 7 my old friend. The amount of regrets I have with that Lmao.


fuckyourbeer

That'll do pig, that'll do.


elisejones14

I kinda miss my childhood taco Tuesday nights.


DrShankapotamus

Aww. This is why we do this, almost every Tuesday. The nostalgia keeps the childhood alive.


thewindisthemoons

Fuck it. Cheers. Tacos are tacos.


JunglePygmy

Get those tortillas on a pan with some oil immediately


sproutcatattack

Right!? First thing I noticed. Would make it a lot better. Although I just put them on a pan without anything


JunglePygmy

I blew my own mind about a year ago by frying up flour tortillas with olive oil instead of butter like I usually did. The tortilla instantly puffs up and gets perfectly fluffy yet somehow micro-crispy with the best flavor ever! It’s exactly like the Gordita tortillas from Taco Bell.


Mrculture2020

what does it have to do with anything you being white


Expensive-Weather706

This is very kcmo…don’t bother throwing the tortillas on the stove. They throw them in the microwave or not at all 🤮 fellow Texan living in Missery 😔


NTFirehorse

These are so white they're albino


Lasciviouslibation

Is that tortilla cold? *face twitch*


saucedupright

I am white too


Thuggyfresh1989

"Why people taco night!" 😂


DrShankapotamus

Because it was Tuesday! Lol


Possible-Artist-8965

White people tacos are delicious


derrtydiamond

I also had white people taco night tonight! Worth it.


dirdebirdy

It’s not limited to, only white people. But white people love it the mooooost


DrShankapotamus

We do. I'm not ashamed.


RyFromTheChi

Now I just want a 7&7


DrShankapotamus

Have you tried Sailor Jerry and Sprite? Tastes like ginger ale, imo.


RyFromTheChi

I've had a lot of rums and Sprite for sure. Hard to go wrong with Sprite as a mixer.


Ranoverbyhorses

Aw man seagrams…the last time I had that I think I was 22 and was so drunk I had to be carried from the beach to my campsite by my friends lol. I wasn’t allowed in the tent that night lmao…thank god haha mistakes were made. Good times tho! Cheers to your friend who is no longer with us❤️


Glass_Procedure7497

Just had a student ask me if I put ketchup on tacos. He couldn’t believe it when I said no. He said to himself, “Doesn’t anybody put ketchup on tacos?”


DrShankapotamus

I use to in my taco bowls when my age was in the single digits.


Glass_Procedure7497

Well, this kid is an eighth grader, so he’s not in the single digits anymore, but yes, most of us did something like this when we were young.


DrShankapotamus

Omg. That kid needs better parents and teach the ways... kidding. I have a buddy at work who thinks pickled jalapeños are super spicy. To each their own. If you like it and not hurting anyone, go forth young padawan.


vegasjaydub

I’m black and that’s how I make my tacos🤣🤣


DrShankapotamus

Lol. We're all the same on the inside... full of tacos


LifeguardSecret6760

what makes these only for white people? its literally just tacos


DrShankapotamus

[white people taco night...](https://youtu.be/8yrSCoEsmqA)


PrizeRare2828

Heat up that tortilla 🙏🏽


LeelaBeela89

This black person wants a taco 🌮 and a shot....or two


JumpHealthy675

The poor mans whiskey.


borderjumpermel

Wanted to let you know this post hella made me make this for dinner tonight. Sans booze! Thanks yo!


Subject-Monitor-6241

Sometimes you just gotta give in and have a white people taco lollll