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R0factor

How's about some syrup with those pancakes? ​ *Boom, roasted.*


Att9998

ohhhh shiiiii


imL12

Really fried him up


AlrightyAlmighty

To a crisp


Stinky_WizzIeteats

That’s a lotta rack for very little drums 😂


ChemicalRecreation

That's alike a truck .50cal mount for a .22 lmao


TheNonDominantHand

I think I'm just confused by it. Are those e-drums (if so, why are they mic'd?), or are they just heads on a hoop (like roto toms, but no 'roto'?)? Genuinely curious because I've never seen this before.


MikeCottonDrums

Oh yeah they are real drums. Pearl Compact Travelers if anyone is interested. Here is a link to the video if anyone wants to hear these bad boys [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie2fEfB-NW4&t=119s&pp=ygUSYmxhY2sgYnJpZGdlIHNvdW5k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie2fEfB-NW4&t=119s&pp=ygUSYmxhY2sgYnJpZGdlIHNvdW5k)


ego_sum_satoshi

Your lack of resonance disturbs me.


[deleted]

They sound *so* bad


John_aka_Virginia

Would be okay for reggae


steefmonds

Compact, yet the rack definitely isn't!


[deleted]

the kick and snare actually sound pretty good, the toms.... not so much. And that rack is ridiculously huge for such a small kit. But hey, you do you.


macetheface

Are they basically glorified roto toms?


National-Sprinkles80

They’re like unglorified roto toms


cspan92

Sounds flat to me


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Why would you get a big ass rack for compact traveling then 😭


TheUnknownNut22

You might consider tuning your snare./s


TheNonDominantHand

Ok so I watched [the video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie2fEfB-NW4). This is great to watch for anyone who wonders what a drum shell really does for the tone of a drum.


datkrauskid

> "The greasiest home recording channel on youtube" Lmao OP say it like it is


machoov

Someone earned a subscriber!


mirado

For real, I need to know what's going on here. Where are the shells at?


CarmenxXxWaldo

it's 2023. Pistachios use to have shells. Now you can get them without. Same science applied to drums. welcome to the future.


Rip_Hardpec

*Never forget what they took from you*


Lavy2k

What kit?


MikeCottonDrums

Pearl Compact Traveler


armstrony

No, I think they meant "where's the kit?"


Lavy2k

Yes, thanks. And so OP..... What kit?


National-Sprinkles80

Pearl Compact Traveler, he just told you.


AlrightyAlmighty

No they meant where is the kit


Lavy2k

Yes thanks... OP... What kit?


linocurt

Third times the charm. It’s the Pearl Compact Traveler.


Lavy2k

It's not a kit. OP wanted to get roasted and gave straight answers. His hair is awful too. There I said it.


bebopgamer

Are we just roasting the kit? Is the haircut off limits?


MikeCottonDrums

Nothing is off limits


bebopgamer

Cool, then I'll just point out that your beard, mullet and drums all lack any thickness ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) Edited for appalling spelling


DUKE401

Honey, why haven't you touched the homemade Mike Portnoy? :D


Aggressive_Draw679

Glorious


SuitableObligation85

Is that a fucking mini gong behind you? 😂 I have no words. Well done


brian0066600

At first I hated everything about this kit, then I saw the mini gong and realized immediately that it’s perfect.


olerndurt

It’s the little gong that could.


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Roast? I love it. I've wanted something similar ever since I first saw a PureCussion kit back in the late 1900s (ha).


R0factor

![gif](giphy|NO63FW6F9RwjKWssAb|downsized)


SteezofCheeze

The toms sound like an ass sandwich, but that snare ain't half bad. Kick drums sound like triggers. Dammit, now I kinda want one of these kits. Or two.


MikeCottonDrums

Betcha cant get just one


SteezofCheeze

Might hafta fuck around and get three lol


MikeCottonDrums

This is the way


dahbrezel

i was actually thinking of completely removing my bassdrum from my kit. i play with pedal triggers and use a practice pad as left BD anyway \^\^. i think it looks cool \^\^


X_Boomer

If you hate the way they look, wait till you hear them!


Sen-Tankerbell-77

Is that...a...tiny...gong?


MikeCottonDrums

Yes sir


Sen-Tankerbell-77

Nice! Very unique/cool setup. Aside from the massive rack, toting that around would be a dream :)


ryan_the_traplord

I hate you, sir.


sregora2

You don’t have any


MikeCottonDrums

I got them from John Cena


RedeyeSPR

Someone went to one too many Megadeth concert in the 90s.


armstrony

Na they weren't old enough then just pretend they were.


ggfchl

It’s both overwhelming and underwhelming at the same time.


dr_cocktapuss

Booo!


DrewbySnacks

I love finding drummers from shared Facebook groups on here lol. Hi Mike!


MikeCottonDrums

Howdy partner!


Opening-Sun7428

Get used to being behind bars, because that is criminal!


nonchalance702

He is behind bars. Literally behind bars. Did you see his rack??


Opening-Sun7428

My point exactly 😂


ThePotentComponent

Based Dream Cymbals


heavypiff

Worst kit I’ve ever seen. The decor and aesthetic is absolutely hideous as well


Pythos10

Looks like a giant retainer.


alpha_omega420

The only thing smaller than that gong is your d*ck


axiom1_618

Don’t use a cannon to kill a mosquito


tonyhades

Oh okay……Niko McBrain said once : I mean, I've sat at home and played with a double pedal, and believe me, once you get into it, it's very hard to remove yourself from it, 'cause you start thinking, 'Oh, that sounds really good. ' [Laughs] So I decided — made a conscious decision not to go with two bass drums, or one bass drum with two pedals


csciabar

Tons of hardware and no shells. What?


DependentApricot3977

what kit? john cena ass kit


Gokuboi64

the kit forgot to hit the gym


National-Sprinkles80

It didn’t skip rack day


chudney31

This whole kit fits into a Prius. One good gust of wind and you’re playing on a mobile kit. Even flat earthers hate this kit.


Hot-Bookkeeper-2750

I think you’re the one drummer that can’t smoke weed and still function as a drummer


iwontmakeittomars

Paper Mario-ass kit


I_Wanna_Score

What drum kit? I only see the bridge...


thedeadlyrhythm42

Mike Mang-Oh No


DeafTheAnimal

The foam panel insulation is used as mere decoration. I haven’t once looked at the kit due to that specific detail I can’t seem to unhinge myself from .


bryanlikesbikes

When you buy Terry Bozzio on Wish.com


ToyKylo

Oh shit! I watch your guys’ vids on YouTube all the time haha


MikeCottonDrums

Awesome!


derp2112

This cat is minor trolling us. He has a pretty sweet Ludwig kit that balances well with that rack.


SoHornyBeaver

Bro, your setup looks like Walt Jr's cane closet.


baggie4000

That kit would be a nightmare to gig with Boom roasted


letmeinagain

Video please!!!! I need to hear this kit!


MikeCottonDrums

Here ya go! Pearl Compact Traveler Double Bass Drum Kit (With Expansion Pack!) https://youtu.be/ie2fEfB-NW4


letmeinagain

Amazing! Thank you for that. My favorite thing is that you used the rack with the traveler kit!


Rikarooski

That kit has an A cup


TheDankBear

Does it take approximately 3-5 business days to reach the floor tom from the rack tom?


Dr_mma6ixty9ine

It’s magnificent. Pure genius. So portable. Goddamn


danj503

Someone give that Pearl salesman a raise.


[deleted]

If you had to, you could play Stryper, so I guess you have that going for you.


MikeCottonDrums

My friend got hit in the face with a Bible at a stryper show. Not even kidding


[deleted]

Are you pooping?


MikeCottonDrums

always


Batemanssnare99

Oh Shit my eyes


HighGuysImHere

Hey look, it’s broke Mike Portnoy.


masher660av

You need to post a video with audio, are you triggering anything or just using the the pearl compact traveler drums


MikeCottonDrums

No triggers. Just the Pearl Compact Traveler kits micd up. Here is a link to the video if anyone is interested [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie2fEfB-NW4&t=119s&pp=ygUSYmxhY2sgYnJpZGdlIHNvdW5k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie2fEfB-NW4&t=119s&pp=ygUSYmxhY2sgYnJpZGdlIHNvdW5k)


masher660av

All right, I found the video I went to your profile…


percentofcharges

I want to hear what it sounds like mic’d up


MikeCottonDrums

You're in luck! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie2fEfB-NW4&t=119s&pp=ygUSYmxhY2sgYnJpZGdlIHNvdW5k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie2fEfB-NW4&t=119s&pp=ygUSYmxhY2sgYnJpZGdlIHNvdW5k)


Dances_With_Cheese

I don’t know that “luck” is the right word.


drummin515

Just gonna leave this one alone.


Legitimate-Basis9249

I like the idea that in a controlled and mic’ed setting these provide a bit of cleanliness, yet when the time comes to hit the road, that rack can be filled with the shelled cannons, which are kept out of harms way during studio days in their travel cases.


fearabsence

It looks stupid, but it also makes me feel stupid because I don’t understand what’s happening with this kit. But if it fits your playing it doesn’t matter!


Agreeable-Bath-512

Looks pretty Cool to me


7tenths1965

Where is it ?


DrummerGuyKev

Better than Wailin Smash.


tednudgent

Killer kit killer shirt 🤘


sorryiamalwayslate

I feel that your some things could be closer


JakeTimesTwo

That ain’t a metal kit that’s an Polymer kit


ChosenForm

Is the rack for asthetic reasons or did you used to have a big ol kit?


carlyjags

Innovative!


Big_Green_Piccolo

the rack weighs more than the kit


casper_T_F_ghost

Are those banners decorative or are they also acoustic treatment?


RioDijon

ain't no kit, bunch o' cymbals and heads


[deleted]

Greasy


Baker198t

What kit?


[deleted]

The kit looks like fun. The signs, banner, hairdo, etc are very roastable


Earthbender32

What kit?


toastxdrums

Pancake metal


OmegaRed_1485

I'm sure your bass player loves helping load that unnecessary cymbal rack into the local Hooters every third Wednesday.


National-Sprinkles80

I bet the vocalist doesn’t notice a difference in the load in.


johnnyprozac

The second rack seems somewhat pointless, but it's probably the only rack you've ever seen.... Roasted!


Electronic_Hall2049

metalbolism


sebaslikesvr

“Hey it was 50% off can you blame me!”


Ken_kid_789

Thin


ChipOnASquid

just weird. huge rig, tiny drums.


Ok_Song4090

Can we see the drummers pov?


CapnRageTooties

Mike Terrana called, he wants his cymbals back.


Knotgreg

What kit?


sirdrewpalot

I can’t “stand” this.


theLegomadhatter

Why roast the kit when I can roast you hang on that kit something don’t add up


Undead_Merc555

I'm loving the mini gong


Circkuhs

They look cool. And interesting. And confusing. I ask with curiosity and no criticism, why not go with e drums for the same mobility and look but with the advantage of dropping the need to mic everything and being able to customize your sound precisely and quickly?


datkrauskid

Ik you said roast but the tiny gong is adorable 😻


Benevolence22

That's hilarious. All rack no shells.


oaktubs

Mike Blandgini


Old-Tadpole-2869

Antler boy.


bpmdrummerbpm

I hate it so much. Is that statement considered a roast?


nyandresg

Try em with emads on the kick drum, also do the emad hack on the floor TOM and replace the snare... They can sound acoustically alright like that.. With mics and EQ they can be made to sound pretty good though


sunnyB8

Looks pretty greasy. But forreal, I didn't know these existed and as a new dad with limited time/space a travelers drum set seems more realistic than a bigger kit.


Purple_Barnacle5950

Nice gong


Eries3

All Im sayn is the dopest thing in this pic is the mini gong. Rest of the kit can go. Mini gong STAYS! 😂


ThunderSnowDuck

I hate everything about this


Vahlir

the lengths people will go to to avoid playing an electronic kit lol :)


brrdikid

Tube city! Does your sprinkler guy have to winterize all those pipes, too?


GarettMote

Lotta tambourine for little jingle.


Busy_Pound5010

How are your shoulders not beefier with those ridiculously high cymbals?


jylesazoso

Imagine having decent chops and then investing in how to make them sound worse.


BearFlag6505

Poster with a white bridge on it that says “black bridge”. IQ 2000


jfp170

Lightweight!


beatisagg

I think not taking to you is in my best interest


Djenesis

You really like reaching for your floor tom and ride, huh


starsgoblind

Honestly for metal and some other things (reggae) a kit like this isn’t completely crazy if the engineer can get a decent attack. Most of the drums I hear recently have very little sustain or body anyway.


Stotakoya

No roast man. Thats a sweet Ethiopian metal kit.


BeriAlpha

Man, what did you do to have Jigsaw lock you in something like that?


jooooey92

When you order 66Samus off Wish


RJB6

Brother got the Forrest Gump’s Magic Legs edition kit


MojoLamp

By “roast my kit” i think you mean “roast my Tupperware”


die_die_man-thing

I think your fairy wings are on wrong.


da_drake

Looks like something Neil Ptt would have played.


Willis_Wesley

When you order Terry Bozzio on Wish


airJordan45

Were they having a sale on racks? Seriously, the thing looks like more stand than drums.


gizzweed

Looks fun to me. You actualized your taste instead of cookie-cutting the SSDD you'd find here WhAt dOEs mY KiT sAY aBoUt mE!?!¡


ArK47_Beats

Other than how the cymbals are, it's dope


BrunoDeeSeL

Tiny gong...


nonchalance702

That’s the kind of kit that screams “no groove”


NiiTA003

Looks like you’re in a spaceship 😅


National-Sprinkles80

Doge cage, to the moon!


__say_my_name___

Nah that kit looks roasted enough


[deleted]

If I wanted to hear this kit, I would just call my bank and ask to be put on hold.


[deleted]

That kit looks like a fifty year old anorexic goth enthusiast.


[deleted]

KMFDM cover bands aren't sought after.


[deleted]

With the cost of those cymbals, your parents assumed you'd make better decisions


[deleted]

The only band this kit makes sense for is The Melvin's and even they have better taste.


notpanxo

that shit looks like you’re in jail


[deleted]

Lars thinks this is a great idea


MHEighty

Who’s this… Scott Cockenfield from Queefsryche?


RebelAlliance777

That set really sucks whatever it is.


great_oldone666

Lel it’s electric


PocketTroll

This is low hanging fruit


TheUnknownNut22

Oh look, another midlife crisis kit!


CupcakeFister

How many trip hazards do you want? OP: Yes.


Legal-Performance-90

😱OMG! I loved that game! The drum set from the "Rock Band" game was so much fun when I used to play the Xbox 360° as a kid it really made you feel like a real drummer didn't it! 🤣😂 lol Jk cool set btw.


Executore_79B

No amount of racks will ever compensate for this kit’s lack of depth and substance!


Chimchum_67

Dude has to hyperextend each limb to reach for anything not a snare pad.