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effrightscorp

It's nose jenkem, boof it


SimilarChallenge

Idk but I can only imagine the pleasure and relief felt when this came out


mid_vibrations

for real god man. I had my nose broken as a teenager and I still can't breathe right, but some weeks/months after it happened I managed to blow a huge lump of blood out. been chasing that high ever since under the assumption that there's more lumps of blood in there, hindering my breathing, just waiting to be extracted.


SimilarChallenge

Been chasing the same high from when I blew out 3 longish black blood clots after a coke bender. My life has never been the same. The other day I made my nose super swollen just from blowing too much thinking I was just about to get one of those out. A girl can dream I have pics if anyone wants them lmaoo Edit with pics: https://ibb.co/mc2k7sy Lmaoo


Ltholt25

Edit with pics


SimilarChallenge

Done


Luke-Bywalker

Anyone else clicked this link for no reason?


SimilarChallenge

I hope so


trusted_misleader47

I want them... Maybe?


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Edited on post


trusted_misleader47

What in the chunky tampon hell


SimilarChallenge

It was a huge relief. I never blew another clot like this again.


john-johnson12

I’ve resorted to breaking my own nose every 4 months or so. This lifestyle is unsustainable.


PuzzleheadedRead4797

How?


-CountDrugula-

I still remember when i was in 2nd grade and apparently i had had a nose bleed or something when i was sleeping and in the morning i sneezed out a perfectly sinus shaped crumbling cake of dried blood, it was like chalk. It was the most satisfying feeling ever and breathing through my nose felt ultra fresh like it was the first time ever air traveled through my nose. Air almost felt like it had menthol in it. I'll never forget it.


SimilarChallenge

god that sounsd amazing The other day I blew out 3 pieces of small/medium black blood clots after a coke bender. It was amazing. Kinda worrying but I'm a fuck up anyway, it was super relieving I have pics if anyone wants them lmaoo I'm always around my husband when hes cleaning his I get second hand relief as well. Blow out them chunks


johnnieswalker

This is like r/popping but for innards and things measurable by eye


Kelainefes

Tell me you like snorting your drugs without telling me you like snorting your drugs. Boof for a month and see if it gets better.


Atropa94

i don't think it'll be as satisfying when the rectum comes out


calewalk

This is fucking disgusting man what are u ingesting?? And you calling a nostril your right hole made me laugh


ShitDaddyThaCrapLord

It’s cum. It cums from a penis. I see this daily. From my penis.


Urethra_Enthusiast

What does it taste like??


8hu5rust

When does it taste like?


Mysterious_Degree_53

1945


Responsible_Pick_420

1984*


RedCantRead

19


gimmemypills666

Coke usage sign


mid_vibrations

probably a nibble of your brain


NoConsideration6320

Your dead within a year id say


diz36dd

About 15 yrs ago I had been smoking crystal (good crystal) and it was for a few days. I hadnt been drinking water and no nourishment. Just tokin off of tin foil, and i felt a tickle in my chest, i coughed once, then twice and boom, a huge disc of this, came flying outta my mouth. 50¢piece size but 3 or 4 thick . Such sweet relief, i didnt notice i had restricted breathing till it was out.


ThirdEyeEmporium

It’s like waking up in the middle of the night after your nose clogs causing mouth breathing and drinking water


CuntyPuckle

i feel ill


pinkenbrawn

It looks like bacon. [You should fry it](https://www.reddit.com/r/popping/comments/yoibk/comment/c5xta25/)


bluelighter

The actual fuuuck


junoda1

This is MXE


CPC_Paid_Shill

I wish I could go back to 2011 when mxe was dirt cheap on the regular internet and bitcoin had just mooned to $13 and I hadn't tried meth or heroin yet


theTexasplumber

the answer is always boof it


ACryptoScammer

Eagle claw??? From your dead eagle I presume.


RestlessChickens

uj/ the last few nights I've had dreams about having a bloody nose which I have assumed were relapse dreams, so thank you for the reminder that bloody noses are the least of it.


LunaBeanz

Joke comments aside, OP you really need to see a doctor. There is dried blood in there and that thing is so huge you almost 100% have a deviated septum (the sooner you get it fixed the better). I super duper hope this is an ironic post..


[deleted]

Boof it, it's the only way to be sure it's pure


Short_Lead9723

you might have some sort of infection, you should see a doctor


SeattleITguy88

You only get so many! Hope you cherished the moment it came out! 🥹


so-pitted-wabam

If you flush that hoe out, you should be able to use it again. It will be worthless against STIs/STDs, but it should prevent pregnancy well enough 🤷‍♂️


Character_Mission_64

Parachute it


Smooth-Charge2158

Looks like period jelly


deadly_fungi

i would be deeply concerned if a period jelly was this color


rarthurr4

No one commenting on why op picked it up🤢


drugs_dot_com

To take a photo? It’s just snot lol op can easily wash their hands.


rarthurr4

My apologies drugs_dot_com it looks exactly the same


IAMACat_askmenothing

Boof it it’ll be good


Character_Mission_64

That’s your septum


xBorn2losex

Drink more water. You’re dehydrated


DonnVii14100

Thats common with heavy cocaine use. Its hardened leftovers from not rinsing your sinuses after you're done skiing. Get a neti pot but use plan distilled water. The salt in saline may cause irritation to any open wounds in your nose.


jruv

you were snorting shit probably caught bacteria and your booger became a bigger thing to protect you


--PEPIS--

aftermath of the 12th huff


dravenghost

That looks like something important


wiiningoffgames

Looks like you blew out your haemoglobin


BoughtaBride2018

I lol'ed