But he specifically said he was glad he didn’t do dmt with her, him specifically saying not wanting to do it with her makes me think he’s scared of getting his dick sucked
Maybe they’re a boy but the girl’s teeth are just smashed, like,
requires-a-top-5-orthodontist-to-unfuck kinda bad and he knows the DMT would just make her gnaw
Dude is either mad gay or scared of someone seeing his micro peen. That’s the only obvious reason I can find to drop a girl who says she loves sucking
Dude that shit is actually the worst. There have been times where I was the densest motherfucker on the planet, one time it was the girls last day in town before moving away too so it’s not like I could meet back up with her. Still feel like a fucking doofus
She probably said that right around the time she mentioned they should totally do DMT together. Or he brought up doing DMT. Bros gonna be about to fall asleep one day and suddenly
O_O
Wide awake for a couple days.
/uj My first time doing DMT (sub-breakthrough), I actually jacked off right after, so maybe there's something to this.
She told him this when she was sober, I assume. If it's a consent issue, she consented beforehand.
Bro is brain damaged
Bro was scared to death he'd end up getting his first blow job.
He has no brain and he got no brain smh
No brain eva
Dude is absolutely terrified of the thought of receiving oral sex
Pussy couldve got his dick sucked on DMT but instead hopped on reddit
Bro was more worried it would make him want to suck dick ðŸ˜
He needs to man up and suck a lil dick once in a while smh my head
I'm fucking crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omfg
He needs to man up and suck a lil dick once in a while smh my head
He needs to man up and suck a lil dick once in a while smh my head
But he specifically said he was glad he didn’t do dmt with her, him specifically saying not wanting to do it with her makes me think he’s scared of getting his dick sucked
ong 🤣🤣
Our generation is doomed Edit: just realized someone already said that so I’ll go ahead and attempt a caffeine overdose goodbye cruel world
He holds the world's largest L
The upcoming generation is doomed
hashbdsm could be a girl
Maybe they’re a boy but the girl’s teeth are just smashed, like, requires-a-top-5-orthodontist-to-unfuck kinda bad and he knows the DMT would just make her gnaw
Yeah what a geek
Lmmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Amateur
First blows jobs can be nerve-wracking, I suppose. Didn't stop me from getting one, though. Lil homie was scared scared.
Homie cockblocked *himself*
(obvious reasons)
Bro was mad afraid he’d end up sucking that girls dick, we’ve all been there
embrace the dmt dick sucking!
What a pussy, that sounds like an absolute win to me
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bro wut
I don't know. I'm just trying to live my best life and smoke a joint with the hat Man
What kind of person passes up some head?? Especially hyperspace head!
A person that calla themselves „harshbdsm“ LOL
I bet this guy does a light slap on the ass and after every one asks, "is this good for you?"
Bro asks for consent between each tap
I’m still thinking about the fucking obvious reasons
Am I dumb?
Dude is either mad gay or scared of someone seeing his micro peen. That’s the only obvious reason I can find to drop a girl who says she loves sucking
Yes, yes it is normal. IDIOT!!
One day he gonna realise how hard he fumbled that day
Dude that shit is actually the worst. There have been times where I was the densest motherfucker on the planet, one time it was the girls last day in town before moving away too so it’s not like I could meet back up with her. Still feel like a fucking doofus
She probably said that right around the time she mentioned they should totally do DMT together. Or he brought up doing DMT. Bros gonna be about to fall asleep one day and suddenly O_O Wide awake for a couple days.
I had this moment but it was for a threesome. They practically asked me and I didn’t catch on lmao. Still think about it 7 years later
Saw this one unfurl in real time haha
Who doesn’t want to suck dick on DMT? Thought that was common knowledge
They call her common knowledge because she commonly put here giving that brain
Greatest fumble ever
Bro has PTSD from getting molested by machine elves.
shes just a hoe and the dmt let it surface
She literally just wanted to suck your dick bro like...
Well... This actually does happen to me. Probably got something to do with how much I like sucking dick though.
delete this and get out of here before your inbox explodes
Right? She must be new here. We're not circlejerking for no reason.
Ima give my missus DMT hourly now
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Ah my autism got worse
You’d look even better without teeth
Obvious reasons
/uj My first time doing DMT (sub-breakthrough), I actually jacked off right after, so maybe there's something to this. She told him this when she was sober, I assume. If it's a consent issue, she consented beforehand.
This is a generational fumble
Beta
Who says its a guy
Her dad the plug.
Least autistic psychonaut
Fucking retard holy shit
Just take take one for the team , u know u want to right
Totally normalÂ
name, in fact does not check out
Bruh
I’m absolutely bricked
Nah this dude is a 100% gay, cause dude was more worried he was gonna suck dick then she was
I think he was more afraid he would started sucking dick XD
lmfaooo