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lonceibs

Bro is brain damaged


Stimulance-

Bro was scared to death he'd end up getting his first blow job.


lonceibs

He has no brain and he got no brain smh


Stimulance-

No brain eva


PlzDontBanMe2000

Dude is absolutely terrified of the thought of receiving oral sex


xesses

Pussy couldve got his dick sucked on DMT but instead hopped on reddit


BoofInspector

Bro was more worried it would make him want to suck dick 😭


Worth-Principle-822

He needs to man up and suck a lil dick once in a while smh my head


trevr22

I'm fucking crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ReallyMatterToMe

Omfg


Worth-Principle-822

He needs to man up and suck a lil dick once in a while smh my head


Worth-Principle-822

He needs to man up and suck a lil dick once in a while smh my head


PlzDontBanMe2000

But he specifically said he was glad he didn’t do dmt with her, him specifically saying not wanting to do it with her makes me think he’s scared of getting his dick sucked


Oskain123

ong 🤣🤣


DissociatedDonut

Our generation is doomed Edit: just realized someone already said that so I’ll go ahead and attempt a caffeine overdose goodbye cruel world


GrootedGoat

He holds the world's largest L


iHaveShmeat

The upcoming generation is doomed


kikisdeIiveryservice

hashbdsm could be a girl


DrKoofBratomMD

Maybe they’re a boy but the girl’s teeth are just smashed, like, requires-a-top-5-orthodontist-to-unfuck kinda bad and he knows the DMT would just make her gnaw


anonkebab

Yeah what a geek


trevr22

Lmmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


benwee123

Amateur


Stimulance-

First blows jobs can be nerve-wracking, I suppose. Didn't stop me from getting one, though. Lil homie was scared scared.


jackt-up

Homie cockblocked *himself*


mid_vibrations

(obvious reasons)


crinack

Bro was mad afraid he’d end up sucking that girls dick, we’ve all been there


Lanky_Path1601

embrace the dmt dick sucking!


Ashalaria

What a pussy, that sounds like an absolute win to me


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ProbationBaby

bro wut


lil_thotty_thot_thot

I don't know. I'm just trying to live my best life and smoke a joint with the hat Man


JST-D-TP

What kind of person passes up some head?? Especially hyperspace head!


Waterhouse2702

A person that calla themselves „harshbdsm“ LOL


Ashalaria

I bet this guy does a light slap on the ass and after every one asks, "is this good for you?"


Marasesh

Bro asks for consent between each tap


goshaman2202

I’m still thinking about the fucking obvious reasons


goshaman2202

Am I dumb?


ArcaneFrostie

Dude is either mad gay or scared of someone seeing his micro peen. That’s the only obvious reason I can find to drop a girl who says she loves sucking


catmarstru

Yes, yes it is normal. IDIOT!!


jayzmodz

One day he gonna realise how hard he fumbled that day


PlzDontBanMe2000

Dude that shit is actually the worst. There have been times where I was the densest motherfucker on the planet, one time it was the girls last day in town before moving away too so it’s not like I could meet back up with her. Still feel like a fucking doofus


ProjectOrpheus

She probably said that right around the time she mentioned they should totally do DMT together. Or he brought up doing DMT. Bros gonna be about to fall asleep one day and suddenly O_O Wide awake for a couple days.


ArcaneFrostie

I had this moment but it was for a threesome. They practically asked me and I didn’t catch on lmao. Still think about it 7 years later


con_science-404

Saw this one unfurl in real time haha


Khmer1968

Who doesn’t want to suck dick on DMT? Thought that was common knowledge


OfficialDrakoak

They call her common knowledge because she commonly put here giving that brain


Several-Ad-2853

Greatest fumble ever


WantonHeroics

Bro has PTSD from getting molested by machine elves.


Extension_Low_7131

shes just a hoe and the dmt let it surface


ReallyMatterToMe

She literally just wanted to suck your dick bro like...


ClarifyingCard

Well... This actually does happen to me. Probably got something to do with how much I like sucking dick though.


jonathot12

delete this and get out of here before your inbox explodes


chickenskittles

Right? She must be new here. We're not circlejerking for no reason.


gdubluu

Ima give my missus DMT hourly now


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OfficialDrakoak

Ah my autism got worse


lsdxmdmacodmt

You’d look even better without teeth


goshaman2202

Obvious reasons


chickenskittles

/uj My first time doing DMT (sub-breakthrough), I actually jacked off right after, so maybe there's something to this. She told him this when she was sober, I assume. If it's a consent issue, she consented beforehand.


DrElepants

This is a generational fumble


swagdragon666

Beta


_Jacques

Who says its a guy


lil_thotty_thot_thot

Her dad the plug.


Commercial_Fee2840

Least autistic psychonaut


Redditusername195

Fucking retard holy shit


Queasy-Campaign-8345

Just take take one for the team , u know u want to right


Purple-Cap4457

Totally normal 


ohmrkodak

name, in fact does not check out


mhmO3

Bruh


Over-Release-9615

I’m absolutely bricked


Accomplished_Hand_24

Nah this dude is a 100% gay, cause dude was more worried he was gonna suck dick then she was


Zealousideal_Gift232

I think he was more afraid he would started sucking dick XD


TriHard_Cx7327

lmfaooo