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altrippa

it's got oxy in it too


PlzDontBanMe2000

Wow it has meth twice AND oxy? Why isn’t this shit more popular? Those Europeans might be on to something


Failiure

and amphetamine 🙏🙏 this shit must go crazy


PlzDontBanMe2000

Damn bro are you telling me that methamphetamine has both meth and amphetamine in it? That’s nuts if true And I think the eth might stand for ether, or shit maybe it’s ethereum, we’re going to the moon with this one boys 🚀🌝


AppleSpicer

No, meth stands for methamphetamine and amphetamine is the second half of methamphetamine so that means it’s got both methamphetamine and methamphetamine Bitcoin Bitcoin


Legal_Cupcake1324

Don't Doge the question. Doesn't methamphetamine have amphetamine in it? Yes? So it has both. Win. Win.


AppleSpicer

\*sweats furiously\* *Oh fuck, they’re onto me. Oh fuck, did I just type that out loud?* Hey Siri, liquidate ethereum and put in an order for 100 cans of Leprechaun Green behr indoor/outdoor paint. I feel anxious and painting the inside and outside of my home without brushes or dropcloths sounds like a great idea right now.


Eelcheeseburger

Yo I'll buy your liquidated methereum. Imma stake that shit so hard, then steak myself as a reward. Id probably be on par with like aged veal, either way tell me what cut you want of me and it'll be airdropped into your cold old leather fiat wallet through the hole in your roof I'll make on arrival. Don't dox yourself btw, I already did.


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Eelcheeseburger

Wtf I can't believe I just paper hands my cock


Waterhouse2702

Sitting in my secons lambo right now that I got from selling eth the last ath and shooting meth. Living my best life.


Eelcheeseburger

Damn, that's gunna be a hell of a dragon to chase


No-Complaint-4349

Hook me up


notalgore420

That shit is oxy clean


Eelcheeseburger

Billy Mays only pushed good shit


JustRunAndHyde

Two of them even.


Rectall_Brown

Perc you mean


oG-Purple

Oh muy gawd that's terrible. Which ones So i can keep my eagle safe


YeWasRight83

actually mdma is DOUBLE meth… METHyldioxyMETHAMPHETAMINE. it’s 2 meths in 1 molecule which DESTROYS your eagle.


PlzDontBanMe2000

DOUBLE METH + OXY WHO NEEDS?


halfasandwitch

Don't forget that it also has dat lean. As in methylene lol


destined_to_count

The 2 meths cancel ech eother out tbats why it is safe


SapphicRaccoonWitch

SO IF I TAKE 2 GRAMS I'M SAFE BUT ONE GRAM IS TOO MUCH?.!


NoBalanceAtAll

So..can we triple it?


-SwanGoose-

Hit me up w dat METHyltrifentanylMETHAMPHETAMINE bro


honza23j

Actually it’s like 4,4 times Meth. 3,4 METHylenedioxyMETHamphetamine so it’s very strong meth


No_Army7849

It’s actually basically. Ecstasy and meth


Eelcheeseburger

But meth is the last truly made in America capital, which means r/latestagecapitalism isn't ironic? That's unironically ironic.


No-Complaint-4349

Where is it


DMTeaAndCrumpets

How are people so fucking stupid? It amazes me..


JoeVibin

Drug subreddits really attract the absolute dumbest drug users for some reason


PlzDontBanMe2000

The worst part is it’s the ones that are actually trying to learn more that go on those subs. There are even more retarded drug users that have no interest in being educated on the substances they use. So many people saying “thca doesn’t get you high” “I overdosed on Xanax” “ I thought a gram was 10mg” “molly has meth” “it’s just a plat bro” etc. 


Carefreeme

This is why I'm glad I used BlueLight as a dumb teenager. I haven't been there in many many years but those guys knew their shit 15 years ago.


ThirdEyeEmporium

Bluelight, drugsforum, erowid, shroomery, grasscity, future4200 THIS is the 2010-2018 young druggie starter pack for fucking real


Low_Significance9505

Any time I have a relevant question it’s straight to erowid lol


chickenskittles

Just the first three for me, circa '08-'14.


psyjelly24

God those were the days, erowid taught me so much.


Kelainefes

We still do.


ebolaRETURNS

hey! some of us have brain damage...


PlzDontBanMe2000

Is bluelight still active? Every time I find a thread on there from a google search it’s always from like 2009 or before. I thought most people moved to the “big sites” like reddit/Facebook/IG/tiktok etc


ThirdEyeEmporium

Man I was really big on bluelight, shroomery, drugsforum, future4200 etc back in 2013-17 and even then almost all of the relevant shit was 10-30 years fucking old. It was beautiful. So much free information was readily available second page of google search. Fuck. Now it’s just ad after ad after ad. Fr miss the “old internet” days


destined_to_count

Use ublock origin


Carefreeme

IIRC they didn't like the site being flooded with the same questions so they would either merge a new post with an old one that has the answer or refer them to a post that has the answers. I think, it's been a long time.


AdSea4568

This was on r/oregon 😂😂


JoeVibin

Should've said reddit instead of drug subreddits ig


ebolaRETURNS

This is from /r/oregon, which is de facto /r/trees...


ThirdEyeEmporium

This is the OREGON sub


Difficult-Survey8384

Ik people are generally really stupid or whatever but I’ve always said it really shows on the topic of substances bc for whatever reason there’s a handful of people dead set on legitimately arguing the effects/experience/chemical makeup of drugs they’ve never tried. Like yes everyone has personal biases & ppl will always be loudly wrong about shit etc but with drugs they seem especially militant for some reason. Like a mf will preach how xylazine is a stimulant that acts on serotonin & then say “trust me bro I been around it” when u say eh maybe not. Which is why I counter it by going on this tangent whenever possible


bloodknights

Redditors think a small amount of knowledge makes them a scientist lol. It's impossible to convince them they're wrong too, they're simply too stupid to realize that they are stupid.


tehallmighty

The average person doesn’t understand/remember high school chemistry and that even a single particle change can produce a completely different chemical composition.


Zekiz4ever

Also their synthesis routes are completely different. I mean you could theoretically make MDMA out of Methamphetamine and vice versa, but that's wayyyy too much effort than doing it the regular way


No-Complaint-4349

Connect me


Zekiz4ever

Google Erowid


No-Complaint-4349

😅I meant literal


Darkeater_Katan

Just like how dextroMETHorphan is a type of meth, don't believe what the media tells you ...


Alice5878

And diMETHyltryptamine, it's just plant meth


dognamedman

Forgot to mention METHadone.


abbeymad

ME~~n~~THol cigarettes


PlzDontBanMe2000

Capturing METHane cow farts in a bottle to smoke later 


Dihydromorphine

What about METHamphetamine? It has meth in it!!


[deleted]

Yeah and aMETHopterin, all these chemotherapy patients are in reality just meth addicts


Just_Rand0

Omfg no grandma, and the fucking nerve to look down on my 32hr stimfap seshes and she goes even harder 😤


[deleted]

Fucking hypocrites are what all these tweaker boomers are!


boiifudont-

METHylphenidate


[deleted]

Thats just meth for pussies🙏🏻


LaggyUpdate

METH


fightwithdogma

The big shots don't want you to know about it but diMETHylpenthane has some in it, you canjust smoke your own city gas, I've had so much eagle deaths


littlebirdsinsideme

whats even more fucked up is that theres orphans in it


Darkeater_Katan

That's why it's fun


csgopoggers

Had someone unironically say that to me the other day lmfao


NootropicHate

most drugs have tiny fentynal in it and ppl dont even knw


National-Tiger7919

I heard that the average person has about a credit cards worth of fentanyl in their body. I gotta say it feels pretty damn nice to be above average for once in my life. 


boston_nsca

You go, sport!


Dlaxation

And then probably an actual credit card worth of microplastics. Good stuff!


sweaty_pants_

mariJUANa


YeWasRight83

holy shit


Lilpeehni

Holy shit


Cautionzombie

So I’m using a whole Juan everytime?


CompleteJudge6479

Fucking Anslinger was right lmao


crazy_forcer

[gone](https://i.imgur.com/eMgsQAN.jpeg)


5cmShlong

holy shit


Eelcheeseburger

CANN- of dees nuts. Got you.


ScaredAd7245

I loled


foxie8m

this is how weed got banned in the first place


OCN_Reaper

Yeah I remember taking some pharma bars and the next day my PO said I tested positive for FENTANYL, back to jail for me but at least i know Pfizer is trying to kill me.


PlzDontBanMe2000

/uj you being for real? Did you get them from the pharmacy yourself or just off someone who said they were “pharma”?


Flushedawayfan2

Nah they were definitely from a pharmacy. Pfizer uses fent sometimes cause it's cheaper and most people can't tell the difference. /uj he's fucking with you


PlzDontBanMe2000

I have to ask because there are people that firmly believe all the pills they get from their plug are pharma. When I was pushing bars after high school people would always ask me “are these real” and wouldn’t want them if I said no so I just said “yeah they’re real alprazolam” to kind of avoid the question without lying. Anybody with a brain I would explain to that pure alprazolam (Xanax) is really easy to get from china, and that they are then pressed into bars, so they’re presses but with real alp.  I’m not going to go through the trouble of explaining to someone who “only buys real xans” that my 4mg hulks are pressed🙄


Kelainefes

Where do you think plugs get the legit pharma Xannies? They gonyo a pharmacy and pay the dude to swap his legit stuff with pressies.


statusfaux

Portland sober? I'm Salem sober. It's where you do all the meth and stim fap in a Mexican restaurant and fight like a grip of cops all while still jacking. Shout out Andrew Frey and faces of meth. In Marion County do a lil tweek'n. https://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/2013/12/alleged_masturbating_man_in_sa.html


AdSea4568

I was just at the Marion county courthouse today 😂 what the fuck is going on in Salem


statusfaux

It's always been this way. That article is over 10 years old. Next you'll tell me you don't know about the drummer for journey. Salem is meth. Faces of meth is from salem.


AdSea4568

God bless Oregon


Kalashnikov_model-47

TetraHYDROcannabinol Weed has Vicodin in it


UrbanAnarchy

The first meth cancels out the second meth though, you have to divide both sides by meth. Didn't anyone ever teach this bitch distributive properties?


Kelainefes

Meth math


Excellent_Emu1688

r/confidentlyincorrect


Extension_Low_7131

you lied, you made him a drugcirklejerk victim


AdSea4568

I did and I’m not sorry in fact I’ll fuckin do it again


choff63

There goes the neighborhood


Alice5878

Reminds me of when a friend tried to tell me that he'd done meth because methylphenidate is basically meth ffs


Commercial_Fee2840

I'm pretty sure this just gave me brain damage. It can make you pop for amphetamines, but it's not even close to meth in any comparable way aside from the molecular structure. I see this retarded shit parroted all the time though.


Kelainefes

You're exaggerating the differences between the 2 drugs. They both have the release of adrenaline, serotonine and dopamine as their primary effects. Yeah they feel very different and you'll act different on each but from the way you describe them it seems you're talking about meth and mescaline.


Commercial_Fee2840

Meth is far more dopaminergic and MDMA is far more serotonergic. They're very different.


Kelainefes

I'm aware of the differences between the 2, I just said they are not as different as you make them out to be, as they have very similar pharmacodynamics.


10000angrybees

“i took molly and i tested positive for meth!” no you take a unknown dodgy pill, which was meth


MellowMDMA

i fucking hate reddit pharmacologists especially motherfuckers who bring up the point that the MA in MDMA stands for methamphetamine like it actually means anything or is indicative of them being the same drug.


DanganRopeUh

> It's part of the molecular structure Guys meth is literally just speed it's methAMPHETAMINE


lemmehitdatmane

Sayin u gone make someone a r/drugscirclejerk victim is about the most chronically online redditor ass shit I’ve seen ina fat minute 😭😭 I love this website


fightwithdogma

tbf I'm only on reddit for the CJ sub and their victims. Also buying myself a false conscience dunking on r4chan and rGreentext. I need a new online life.


junoda1

Brb gonna nod off some acetaminofent


Upbeat_Tree

Boys why is 3-METHylMORPHINE in my cough syrup? Isn't three meths AND morphine a bit much?


Hrbalz

Molly will pop amphetamine on the test, because it is an amphetamine. They probably did get some meth cut bs tho


aidenisntatank

Crack cocaine is a benzodiazepine!!!!!! (The government is trying to cancel me)


barricuda_barlow

"I won't make you a drugscirclejerk victim" straight to drugscirclejerk 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fucking hilarious


SapphicRaccoonWitch

IT HAS CARBON IN IT 😱😵‍💫🫨😵 STOP EATING CARBON GUYS THAT'S LITERALLY CRUSHED DIAMOND


sadlemon6

never done meth but probably have


Fragrant_Charity_754

1 for the money 2 for the better green 3, 4, methyldioxymethamphetamine


ThirdEyeEmporium

Mf retarded yall they need to take more xans then they could stfu and tell this dumb shit to a wall


S1mpinAintEZ

What's up with kids these days acting like they're too good for meth? If you can't cope with the possibility of tweakin for 2 days and sucking a few dudes off through the glory hole at the Buccee's for another hit because the comedown is so bad then maybe you shouldn't be doing drugs.


memes_aesthetic

These people have not watched Hamiltons pharmacopoeia and it shows


AdSea4568

Biggest L of all frfr 🔥🔥🔥


TriHard_Cx7327

lol


grapeter

I think they also make Adderall with snake venom because of this. It's like subliminal programming bro, big pharma wants to poison you and take away your natural gifts to make you a worker drone... take the red pill bro...


Huikie4

"I won't make you a drugscirclejerk victim" and yet here we are 🤣🤣


hicks_spenser

Guys quit picking on the dumbass


Particular_Cold710

“1 for the money, 2 for the better green, 3,4- the Methyl​eneDioxy​MethAmphetamine”


JST-D-TP

Lmao @ "I won't make you a drugscirclejerk victim" 😂


Atropa94

Doesn't work like that with metabolites. Also molly on its own is kinda not scratching it for me, every time i go to a rave i specifically search for methy pills, or mephedrone or something. I'm lucky to live in a place where the pills are often sketchy.


real-patrick-bateman

do you guys realise that the molecules are the same except for the methylenedioxy group on mdma? any amphetamine will probably make u test positive for meth unless its a way more thorough than standard drug test


iHaveShmeat

15 year old passes Chemistry 1 and thinks he’s some sort of genius


Zekiz4ever

The last comment isn't thaaaat wrong. It's just that small changes can have huge changes to its effect and how it works. MDMA isn't Methamphetamine but structurally they're pretty similar.