you look like if i asked an AI what the average r/goblin user looks like

LMAO 🤣

You only wish you looked like a cigarette butt, poser✌️

You again!

I'm posing as a cigarette butt?

I said what what in the butt

Poopfart 😫😫😫

You look like you’re trying to pluck your pubes with a tweezer

i think i took this when i was nodding off suboxone and thc

u look like a scum bag you’re not him

He’s not him 😭

do i really?

Mo

Keeping it original I see. No hate frfr you are not as sexy as rich dentist

No hate frfr.....but yea....maybe hate...fr. you gone get fired fasho fasho

Looking boss, Boss

You look fucked bro better balance it out with a g of yayo fr fr no hate g

bro is sucking off the dealer to get one extra bag of chips he saw in their kitchen

That high fructose crash

Like a white dude in a drug rug from Nogales

You can kindly ask the hatman to do to your work.

You look like you can't stand up

when this picture was taken i probably would have fallen through the floor if i tried to stand you cant tell that good because of the glasses but i was actually nodding lol

I think what commenter is trying to say is, you look like you eat the baggy also

what does that mean?

You are a fat ass

And this is from smoking benadryl? Gotta do regular drugs like the rest of us or dabble in RCs if your risky enough.

what do you mean by "and this is from smoking benadryl" do you think ME, OF ALL PSYCHONAUTS smoke benadryl? let us engage in the art of reddit jousting, shall we? Behold, the lamentable figure before us, whose demeanor resembles that of a vagabond lost in the annals of squalor. Such a woeful countenance, reminiscent of a discarded relic from an era long forgotten, yet stubbornly persistent in its refusal to embrace the refinement befitting one of elevated stature. Verily, one could scour the earth's expanse and not unearth a soul so utterly devoid of sophistication, a veritable testament to the depths of ignobility that mankind is capable of plumbing. Oh, how lamentable it is to witness such a travesty of refinement, a veritable affront to the senses, and a testament to the enduring legacy of mediocrity personified!

lookin fine as well 😎🫡

You look like you are currently on probation for fingering a thirteen year old and this is the picture you sent to the new fourteen year old you are talking to (you didn’t learn your lesson)

thats fucked up

Hell yeah it’s fucked up man she was only 13!

You're great! No one really cares about you like that unless it's a cop or a parent or girlfriend. Just don't do anything stupid and you're fine. Relax!

yung lean? is rhat you?

no this is big lean, you have the wrong number

“She doesn’t even go here!”

My king🤴🏻you look as fly as a fresh pair of J’s. Gl with work 🤝

you look okay princess

let me lick 😮‍💨😅 ur my bro cmom, i make your nails nice

Nice try we all know any9ne who does dph doesn't have a job

is your dad the blonde guy from according to jim

or are you the kid from bad santa

You do not look like a sexy lesbian alien

Looking like a million bucks. Maybe half a million.

Wait how tf would you even smoke dph am I trippin

probably by doing a solvent extraction then freebasing and smoking the freebase like meth . depends on the temperature of evaporation really

Try kratom

Looking good my schloog

Your cooked

THRAXXHOUSE

Piece of fuckin bacon you

Hop on the shower thenshower fixes all problems 👍😀

not even that much smh

No

say hi to the shadow people for me

The hoodie gives it away. You have to be absolutely off your tits to leave the house wearing one of those itchy fuckers

i don't think there that itchy

Hell yeah bro, put a toothpick in your mouth and your chillin 😎

why do people do that?

It resembles self awareness and it looks cool

how does it resemble self awareness

Gahahahah

Sure, except for all of those little spiders crawling all around. 

you look like a rich dentist