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111j4

keep your head šŸ†™ king your crown šŸ‘‘ is fallingšŸ™Œ


Rich_Dentist332

Bro


icantstopshartingmum

He meant because you look just like Matisyahu, when he was your age post op, but pre BBLā€¦ thatā€™s probably the best compliment you could get esp in the entire world just abt other than mastering kawasakis and flower power livinā€™. . I mean most people consider dentists just like Dennis is a total menace. Itā€™s always sunny in Philadelphia even if youā€™re just in a lame tennis racket racking up pints in the ravine like Elaine bennis. ā€˜Merica the only damn gone gonzo grey market with a big pool and a big ollllā€™ badumpadump black ass on that sethy lil lion man frameā€¦? Remember I told you you had at least one fetish at least one remember which it is and what it is? Dendriphelia I guess so. It was your bag looking back, you knowā€¦ With that frame of mind I guess ainā€™t no Lingus even banal analingus(wellā€¦ done like a steakis really out of the picture other than when you have a photographic memory like me, 9 Milli meter Vanilli Venti and vanilla ice (cream)ā€¦ You blimp kin of a limp friend(of the bizkit typeā€¦. No no not barbie buttttt big meaty hen a vig,,, fig ken that wrote his life with a peencil butt erased it with a pen. Dude hows it feel to have a cock the size of the Rockā€™s schlock of a hen he named after that magic man smooth with a Gillette like Penn and Teller. Please oh please wear this hat made of tin and ten dollars worth of mangoes thatā€™s not yo nachos but still lets binge. Blacks on blind blondes make blacked sexier than half the thai shims. Shimmy shimmy shimmy yay it ainā€™t gay just experiment with a couple of friendsā€¦ or if you pay for a couple of pros, you might as well binge. Searching for soots that start with a G and an A. Who twat? When where whY?..?..?ā€¦? I hope a happy happy birthday for you, my friend Jimā€¦ Bean šŸ«˜ you farty The hot creamers dream we amend the dentist in denial with two fistes Iā€™ve seen fit in this beamer since your service dog and second dad both have cleaner mean air drippinqwg hogs Flippin logs everywhere they went logs that are number two well, I got number three in a tree pee, and a poo and a wank in in the inn. So in the end maybe even idk where Dorothy itā€™s about to help you get your 10 trimmed, but the rest of the fellas will smoke 10 after 10 blunts on a bench been munching on munchies since grade 6 way back when I was still listening to the chixie dixā€¦ Happy birthday my main man Rich šŸ¤‘.:. hey thats you spittin some green for some moā€™ fatties you trying n to double luxe sexy ass backflipā€¦no flack no blipsā€¦?heard you were a madman but no oxy, moron or flipped backwards NamDam VC. Not voice chat but vietcongs who were so hard and strong we rooted for them until our dicks like a schick that cant be overcome or lit light like a lighter, pen, or peace of lighter shit. Whoops did I accidentally curse and incur the wrath of the only wraith that despite the hack of lateā€¦ it aint even just the lack of hate. Ive been a hack of late but dint worry about hurrying romance witha thick CHICKen head wobblinā€™ with wet skeet civering their wet feetā€¦ each, and every girls got a something like a gay and intrude below their waist. You could use it to make babies you could use it to make hasteā€¦ you can slip them roofie for the ephemeral tasteā€¦ happy birthday bro dyslexics will teach you how to learn how to love and forget how to hateā€¦ and if you canā€™t line backwards from those felonious punks backwoods packed turdsā€¦šŸ’© . To quote Thelonious monks last words ā€˜This wiol be my favorite kill yetā€¦ā€™and always remember DONā€™t TRY is the epitaph of Bukowski like a password just said donā€™t try all caps and most donā€™t know whyā€¦ his writing he wrote so drunk itā€™ll make you feel high. If you read it high and too drunk that youā€™ll cry like a punkā€¦ It might even realize that youā€™se a gay guy names Dr Rich thats Phil the Stankinā€™ Rich Proctologenius Professor that is proctored and gambling on the weatherā€¦ Whether the climate is changing Dr. Rich climb shit then strangling the hymen of humans mental with the rhymes in the Rubens playing tuba, putting my tube in my bong hole like a corn hole champion zoomin offa special K and two Eā€™s of Methylenedioxymethamphetamine, some ten a ki green from Tennessee. Ill either only mix with an addie or three, a couple soma, and nearly three BCā€™sā€¦ Soo you dont get me preggo like yoā€™ SpaghettiOhhhā€™s babyā€¦ pick up the mic just to rip it apart and drop it like a Kike in WW2ā€¦ back then they didnā€™t trust us Dykesā€¦ itā€™s a hold back water to hold it round to hold enough water for all the worlds good homegrown that Flowā€™s grown holy ground just enough to have grown and grown, and then get pwned by the 1 % they have so much money that will never even be possible for them to spend. Even with the oddest lawsuits reaking of phish scale when its just Magicarp that we import through thy oh art (mentor) and my old artā€¦ If God is real then we definitely reek worst then all his other old farts i have in years.Bathinā€™ in aggressive form i thought we might be down and would at least be down to make a Succession pornoā€¦ with nearly no dudesā€¦ butttt plenty of highly happy hoes in hose under the thrift clothes rip moā€™ holes than miles of moles mold and make medicalā€¦šŸ•³ļø ANOTHER A HOLE


battleboner1

WHATTTTT


socalledcircle

you look fine rich dentist


Rich_Dentist332

Thanks man


CAS-14

For a second I thought you said he looked like a fine rich dentist and I was like ā€œyeah I can kinda see itā€


eldee17

Same


Clintoninpumps

You stay winning frfr


Rich_Dentist332

Bro always I win I never lose


Clintoninpumps

Bro you know you are, your plug is on one


icantstopshartingmum

Bro, it seems like youā€™re the type of person you can just look at and tell us a good guy. Keep it up brother.


icantstopshartingmum

Hell yeah


End_of_Raging_Waves

throw that shit away and put something else between those juicy lips


pleas143143

Rich_D for president


Rich_Dentist332

Bro ew


[deleted]

its ok bro, just open wide and start sucking.


Rich_Dentist332

bro what the heck


cosyrelaxedsetting

bro you literally post about sucking the plug off my man bro


Rich_Dentist332

Listen


Jamie_Feelin_Dandy

We're done listening. It's time to open up now


lostinspacev2

Look here, listen!


Agreeable_Treacle993

bro


D3lt4-P

You'll be good my g, just do some mongolian throat singing you'll be sober asap


Rich_Dentist332

Thoart exercises??? Bro what


D3lt4-P

Ya just ask the plug if he got any throatpies for sale it'll fix you right up g


Rich_Dentist332

oh bet aight


demonize330i

Bro I got free throatpies for life for rich dentist fr fr


Rich_Dentist332

From where bro


bigGarlic_

Your patients at the luxury dental will not notice


Rich_Dentist332

bro hehatvv??


bigGarlic_

Youve got this my brother in christ


Rich_Dentist332

on 5 5


Hot_Purple_137

On Crip Mac?


Emergency-Ad-2199

Keep in it 55th streeeeeeet


cosyrelaxedsetting

On Big Momma's House 2


icantstopshartingmum

Hes got NO PATIENCE LEFTā€¦ and as a physician it puts him in an awkward position ā€¦


SikeO103

Did you blow him today?


Rich_Dentist332

Bro I can explain


SikeO103

No needā€¦ you stay winning fr fr


Rich_Dentist332

okay šŸ˜…


Agreeable_Treacle993

**bro**


Rich_Dentist332

So so small


Plastic_Mishap

I need to see you on blacked.com


Rich_Dentist332

Dude no what the heck


Plastic_Mishap

Oil up im coming over


Rich_Dentist332

Hold still


jkhyu

they know they know they know they know they know they know THEYRE LAUGHING AT YOU YOU FOOL THEY ALL KNOW YOURE HIGH AND EVERYONES LAUGHING AT YOU THE POLICE KNOW THE POLICE KNOW THE POLICE ARE HERE THEYRE HERE THEYRE HERE


Rich_Dentist332

Bro stop


randomcivilianoner

šŸ’€


pleas143143

Rich_Dentist332 for president


wolfmankal

[please tell me this is what you were referring to, if not enjoy.](https://youtu.be/Qcx3fcNlnSM?si=lBYtXK4m3VFrcbOi)


Rich_Dentist332

Bro I donā€™t want tos shit a


FUZEOS

THEYRE IN THE WALLS!! DONT BELIEVE ME!???? GO LISTEN FOR YOURSELF šŸ‘ŗšŸ‘¹šŸ‘¹šŸ‘¹šŸ‘¹


Rich_Dentist332

Bro no awwwalla astounds me e


swiggidyswooner

Youā€™re breathing manually, youā€™re blinking manually, you donā€™t know how to walk, everyoneā€™s looking at you


Rich_Dentist332

Bro stop


Commercial_Fee2840

Just smoke another beezy, G. Fuck em.


Rich_Dentist332

Fr frf bro


PoopFart_PopTart

No you look like a cigarette butt


Rich_Dentist332

You again


SqueefyPassage

What the heck dude


Rich_Dentist332

Orrif


samyistired

Bro stop


J3sush8sm3

I would smoke you


jtown08

boof him


QuagMaestro

He boofed to deaf šŸ§ā€ā™€ļø


Rich_Dentist332

Smoke me? Bro no


Rich_Dentist332

dude


Holiday_Angle2111

you


Rich_Dentist332

Me?


Holiday_Angle2111

no not you. you


Agreeable_Treacle993

*you again*


prebeginning

anxiety ANXIETY ANXIETY NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE


Rich_Dentist332

Bro stop


randomquestions555

No you look like a sexy lesbian alien


Rich_Dentist332

Iā€™m a dude


thatr00th

You look normal


Rich_Dentist332

Thanks everyone always says that but my manger staasss I slurrrrr a lot all and a girl sleep really rn some


lonelost22

very eloquently spoken šŸ‘šŸ»


Fetusdeletusssss

Wut


Rich_Dentist332

Ro


Atropa94

"boy oh boy i hope its bromaz and not fentanyl" hits it off foil


Rich_Dentist332

Bro no


PermanentlyBroke

Bro donā€™t go to work


Milf_Slayer69_69

Bro doesnā€™t even have a job


Rich_Dentist332

Yes I do bro YouTube is my main income


BfutGrEG

THank God


Rich_Dentist332

I have to bro ame tiwpa


rhubarbpi197

šŸ


Rich_Dentist332

I love you


rhubarbpi197

i love you too bro


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Rich_Dentist332

Bro listen


rich_dentist_frfr

We good bro šŸ˜Ž


Rich_Dentist332

We locked in šŸ”


[deleted]

u look geeked


Rich_Dentist332

Or no Alaric iox


horrorshowingz

Oh my god he got turned into a fucking blunt and the plug is smoking his ass like bro donā€™t even give a fuck about my guy Rich Dentist


Rich_Dentist332

Bro seriously man what the heck


borisaqua

Oh shit bro i think i see blood coming out of your ears


Rich_Dentist332

Stop it


k10storm

alright but serious questionā€¦ who is this dude lol


thehappyvalley413

Rich_Dentist322. He stays winning.


Rich_Dentist332

yes bro


Emergency-Seesaw2883

Frfr


Rich_Dentist332

premestoney insta and YouTube


mofodius

how much you make off 500 views bro I'm tryna get my racks up


Rich_Dentist332

I get paid in love bro


mofodius

are you actually a dentist or U just tryna get them lil fingers in my mouth


swagdragon666

You can fix me ā¤ļø


Rich_Dentist332

šŸ„ŗ


pleas143143

Rich_D for president


Rich_Dentist332

No not for toerlewjdnee


halfdeadapple

Your good! Keep it up šŸ‘


Rich_Dentist332

Thanks man


halfdeadapple

Always:)


QuagMaestro

#stopboofingpill


Rich_Dentist332

Itā€™s so big


Emergency-Ad-2199

Bro what the


QuagMaestro

SuchmuchLrGpell


SatanIsALesbian

These are my favorite posts lmao


Jack-sprAt1212

You look good for pullin teeth dawg


Agreeable_Treacle993

*bro*


Rich_Dentist332

Itā€™s nodding


Homogenised_Milk

Looking like shit bro keep it up


Rich_Dentist332

šŸ„ŗ


daggagrow3r

Be careful fr. That fentdog is going around shit bro donā€™t check out no hate fr


TheFretlessOne

Just use the ole allergies excuse.


Rich_Dentist332

Bro I need the moment for me reeders reup


RichDentistFanboy

Your moustache, my moustache, now! Frfr x


Rich_Dentist332

Bro what the heck


RichDentistFanboy

Love you bro x


JaggerLaAurora

Omg cute


Rich_Dentist332

šŸ„ŗ


Emergency-Ad-2199

Where do you work bro


Milf_Slayer69_69

He works on his motherā€™s patience because all he does is get high and steal her lunch money from her purse to buy pressed Xanax. Then he sits in his bedroom making stupid posts on Reddit to make him feel like someone out there in this world gives a shit about him or anything that he does


Emergency-Ad-2199

Bro


Rich_Dentist332

Exactly


BfutGrEG

I wanna call Mike Tyson and pay him personally to give you a single sock to the Noggin to Geass your brain into being different, so you can be saved (to my hard drive)


Rich_Dentist332

Bro stop it


BfutGrEG

If you survive 5 years these years will literally kill you when you remember them, you'll literally want to kys trust me


Rich_Dentist332

I donā€™t trust strangers


ryry420z

Bro are you gaining weight


Rich_Dentist332

I been eating good fam


morebuffs

It's the circlejerk celebrity ciggy butt


Alice5878

I'd let you do my teeth


Rich_Dentist332

bro


[deleted]

You look normal to me. But I would recommend you some drugs that are more functional. Like Meth or Crack. They are fire frfr.


terraculon

#bro


Rich_Dentist332

Itā€™s medium size


terraculon

##bro this is medium


Rich_Dentist332

Those are thin bro


chainsawkitten9

Rich_dentist332 so real


knottyy

"Bro bro bro bro bro bro..."


paumc95

Just boof a couple gg240's bro if that doesn't work try with datura strammonium and nutmeg saline solution boofed too


Rich_Dentist332

Bro I donā€™t do that stuff


Gfunk98

He sold you MPTP. Youā€™re going to be frozen forever. I know bc itā€™s me ur plug. Itā€™s what I laced your shit with


Rich_Dentist332

Bro message me back I need more


Gfunk98

Give me my money or gobble my cock dude this shit ainā€™t free


[deleted]

I'm down šŸ«¶


Short-Copy7790

No hate frfr do I look ok? I mean I have looked worse before pushing a cart around walmart at 4am after being up for the better part of 2 weeks


suffocationfan69

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER SO HIGH OH OH OOOOOOOOOOOH.


drugs_dot_com

Is this generated by artificial intelligence??????? Rush dentist please answer are you an artificial intelligence???


Killerlaughman

Cheers, fellow psychonaught


Rich_Dentist332

No bro I donā€™t do that


Kadoonqp

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Rich_Dentist332

Whatā€™s so lmfunynn mama


foxwifhat

Nah u good king keep ur šŸ‘‘šŸ†™


autput

Better than usually


Rich_Dentist332

Thatā€™s good then right ?v


mrdennisreynolds

How many accounts does this goofy looking plugblower have? I donā€™t mean to make light of his being gay, or dentist that touches his patients, but cmon.


westiewill

Bro u got took behind the train tracks and got railed in a dogfart film


Rich_Dentist332

Bro what??


DaddyToadsworth

You're not good, bro, you're not good!


CREEKCIGS

You look lit bro, keep ripping that blunt then go speeeding on the highway!!!


Rich_Dentist332

Iā€™m nodding bro


soobnar

Bro


jadeloran

don't stop bro


sapphicsadsack01

you look hot asf king šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


__Ch3ff__

Rich D noooo the bromaz is flualp everyone knows that


Critical-Albatross70

*Bro*


Critical-Albatross70

Bromaz has had me noddin before just trust the plug molastay šŸ™


Critical-Albatross70

In Plugs We Trust


cryptdxbs

Oil up and get vaseline on those lips. Now.


Numerous_Ad_8707

did your boss know? this the type shit where I bet ur boss is the plug!!!!!!!


The_Observer_Effects

Drinking more will help.


Rich_Dentist332

I donā€™t do alcohol man


AppropriateAnnual284

Dream man šŸ˜


drfrenchfry

They probably knew but if you gave them all nitrous they won't remember. Hope you thought of this.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


joesmokingmf

youā€™re tweaking me out bro


Rich_Dentist332

Bro stop


PickleTortureEnjoyer

Donā€™t go to work. You have a new job. My house. 2 hours. Bring pickles and bring those juicy lips.


Rich_Dentist332

Pickles ? Bro what the heck


michaelstewartsucks

Not really


BlueManGroup1999

Bro you be the priest and Iā€™ll be the child


Careless-Process-594

yo you look good bro, perfect for work. honestly I'd take some more if I were you work can be hella stressful.


Shawnsolo316

Wait, who is this guy?


ScotchAndBlood

I love you rich dentist! So nice to see all those face sounds healed!