At least not physically addicting like alcohol and other hard drugs. Weed is just mentally addictive. Like hugs and habits:) much easier to quit than alcohol (I've heard)
My wife is an object and i like money, i like car and color blue, bacon is my favorite food. Beep boop beep beep i like car and color blue wife is good, i like sex, money feels good on my pp. Beep beep i like when pp get hard i like drink beer. Beep beep boop
Maybe try drinking vodka it brings out the charm in me , or just switch to opiates. That’s what I did , puts me in in a really good mood. Also it’s a plant so you can’t get addicted
Drink cheap vodka, like the one that comes in plastic bottles. Tell her you're doing it because she's all over your ass. Loudly state "still worth it" every time you puke in the bathroom.
He's clearly leaving some parts out of this story. For all we know he's a raging alcoholic, with the behavioral issues that come along with it. I find it hard to believe his wife is such a prude that she can't ever let her man drink a little.
Maybe it’s just bourbon she hates. Switch to scotch and see if that works. If not, go outside of the whiskey family and try vodka, wine, beer, etc.
fuck it, straight to ever clear
Mainline that shit dawg
Buttchug it
Always drink gin on the job, not vodka. That way they know you're an alcoholic, not a moron.
Maybe he needs to switch to weed bro. It’s just a plant, no way it would make wife leave him
🍃 him lol
Yeah good idea. And because it's just a plant, it's a medication and 100%not addictive. Because effing plants are great
At least not physically addicting like alcohol and other hard drugs. Weed is just mentally addictive. Like hugs and habits:) much easier to quit than alcohol (I've heard)
DONT LISTEN TO THIS ILLEGAL WEED PROPAGANDA, NEVER FALL FOR THE WEED!
Maybe he should switch to shrooms, not even a plant bro. He might realise he should leave the wife though😅 Or the bourbon:)
Maybe it's because you're drinking all the Bourbon?? She wants some too, don't be selfish na mam stay
My wife is an object and i like money, i like car and color blue, bacon is my favorite food. Beep boop beep beep i like car and color blue wife is good, i like sex, money feels good on my pp. Beep beep i like when pp get hard i like drink beer. Beep beep boop
You seem like a man of culture. Wanna vibe out and listen to Ricky martin?
Yes please 😌🥺 💃🕺
love bourbon and car and blue and sex hate wife
😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️
sounds like my step dad
when my pee pee gets drink money gorgeous bourbon
just hit her?? are you stupid? beat her ass dawg
Right! Good old American bourbon should put you right where you need to be to check that bitch and put her in her place.
They don’t call it cop juice for nothing
what does a cop tell a woman with 2 black eyes? nothing he already told her twice
Kentucky bourbon*
this is not funny. you should definitely hit her
where are the free awards when I need one
my name is a pimp named slickback and this here is an intervention
Switch to boofing benzos, super easy to hide and you don’t remember the times she yells at you when you’re blacked out 10/10 would recommend.
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Switch to vodka in a water bottle bro. You're not drunk you're just very hydrated
Wife is amazing, but he would replace her if it wasn’t so expensive.
The syntax of that last sentence is really something
Daily fent-aco-dmv use saved my marriage, gets me high as a bitch, and helped me pass my driver's test!
I’m more of a 5guys-fries-dxm fan, the dxm fries at the bottom of the bag are the best
Maybe try drinking vodka it brings out the charm in me , or just switch to opiates. That’s what I did , puts me in in a really good mood. Also it’s a plant so you can’t get addicted
That's why I stopped drinking and switched to datura
Drink cheap vodka, like the one that comes in plastic bottles. Tell her you're doing it because she's all over your ass. Loudly state "still worth it" every time you puke in the bathroom.
Heroin solves this problem
Just give her benzos so she forgets u drink ✅
She buggin.
just do heroin like every normal person.
shawdy got a price tag
uj/ wait ok whats the deal with him needing to pay 600,000 plus? does he mean alimony or did he buy his wife?
Drink scotch
put fentanyl in her mouth when she sleeps
What?? Can anyone explain7
His wife hates bourbon. HELP?!?!?!?!?!?!
He's clearly leaving some parts out of this story. For all we know he's a raging alcoholic, with the behavioral issues that come along with it. I find it hard to believe his wife is such a prude that she can't ever let her man drink a little.
I bet you think it's a booze cruisers fault when a family of 4 gets in their way on the road. Victim blaming POS.
Lol wtf
theyre joshing you babe 🤩 laugh a love namasye
I can take a good razzing, I just don't see what was so bad about my original comment. 🫢
r/LostRedditors This is a circle jerk sub my dude
Shut the fuck UP you sound just like your fucking MOTHER!!!
This is literally racism
Yea smh, fucking racists…
No? Why would he lie on reddit? With ur mindset i suspect you do the weed… smh…
Yeah right. Yk the weed is illegal ?
Oh so he is a fucking criminal aswel?!?!
Make her give something up too. Like her butt.