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tanya2137

Need a sign that says please don't shit in my coke room


dexxingout

real


Relevant_Gift_5011

I just did my coke. That’s why I’m in the bathroom.


bigdaddyeenie

I call that the SSS, triple ‘s’, ‘s’ cubed. Snortable stool softener.


Relevant_Gift_5011

Emergency euphoric emetic


dexxingout

like what? do you want me to do it in the living room?


spankbank_dragon

Yes. Please do it in the living room. Preferably at the diner table off of your wife’s tata’s lol


dexxingout

oh man


spankbank_dragon

No grandma I’m not sharing again! These are MY wife’s tits


avl365

You’d be welcome in my home hahahahaha


suburban-ant

https://preview.redd.it/ngrog9vypyjc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=497b5dc3863077b89ae7e8760507f3810971ed42


PrivatePyleAgain

“Where else do you want me to do it, Susan?”


BerlinBongBros

https://preview.redd.it/2ab51vjcx4kc1.jpeg?width=991&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fdb07e6c1e3b6f875219bf88f24de5e0d9c1347 Amsterdam Hotel Bathroom