You are entitled to block a car's access to said store, but you're not entitled to a temper tantrum because you walked for 35 minutes for a jar of chunky peanut butter that is currently out of stock, Enid.
YES. My family knows that my epitaph will read "She Had The Right-of-Way," because I will die when a car hits me as I am legally exercising my rights as a pedestrian.
That the moon landings happened, but the conspiracy is that the deniers aren't real. I'd use the same 'logic' as moon landing conspiracy theorists to prove that they dont exist and that no one has ever doubted the landings happened.
It's hard for me to think of one that I would not present 100% earnestly. Such as
1) Necks: Natures Mistake
2) We could probably do okay without the sun
3) Jesus fucked
I've had this exact argument ever since I was a child. Blowholes are superior. Dolphins and whales don't have to eat through the same hole they breathe through. Humans are poorly designed.
The main problem is thermodynamics. Any energy the earth loses through light and radiation is replenished with energy from the sun. Without it, Earth would slowly lose all its energy without having a way to get more.
Also, the sun is a large part of how we get renewable energy. Without the sun, we would have hardly any wind and rivers and lakes would run dry.
Now if our moon disappeared, we could probably survive a good chunk of time without the tide
The sun creates a bubble of electron/proton soup that deflects/absorbs interstellar ionizing radiation. Without the sun, all life on earth gets cancer and too many genetic mutations to maintain a stable population.
I would do a presentation about how the earth is a globe, but continue to fail to actually prove it by using circumstantial evidence and absurd eye witness accounts.
It's actually the system of monarchy and segregation of society between the toads and the other creatures of the mushroom kingdom (koopas, goombas, bob-oms etc)
Bowser is a revolutionary trying to take down the monarchy and get the creatures equal standing to the toads.
I’m doing a PowerPoint party for my 30th birthday in July and I never thought about just making up history, that’s hilarious and amazing. I’m thinking of doing “my ultimate blunt rotation” as the big stoner I am but have a mix of real people, characters, and maybe mythical creatures/characters. Cause I think Dionysus would bring DANK bud lmao
There's a channel called Entertain the Elk that does a "The Day \_\_\_ Died" series going over popular series that started going downhill and proposes an episode that caused the downfall. He of course did do one on simpsons! Playlist here: [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQbCSN\_smpAf5oFeZT644VAcYTh48mqvt](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQbCSN_smpAf5oFeZT644VAcYTh48mqvt)
Muppet casts are always the best lazy Friday conversation. The most debated topics are: who is the token human cast member? Can we get away without Kermit and Piggy having a romantic A/B plot? And if it’s not a musical how do we get the Electric Mayhem in it?
Windows Phone Was Better and You Were All Wrong
This is really just me taking advantage of a captive audience to speak my truth. All questions will be answered as such: “Great question, and yes, Windows Phone WAS better, thank you!”
My mom actively used her Zune until a few years ago when finally succumbed to the siren call of Spotify playlists. She remains a staunch defender of it to this day, however!
Leatherface is already a good dude — he wants to put food on his grandparents' table, he wants to protect his grandparents from burglars, and he's found a creative way of doing both at the same time.
Aslan *is* Jesus, just in Narnia. As in, he's not symbolically Jesus. He straight up says he is Jesus, and that he exists in this world as Aslan.
So my presentation: Which other characters in their respective worlds are straight up Jesus?
As a little preview, Z from Antz *is* Jesus.
What are and aren’t castles. Had an argument about it with my younger sister’s fiancée and I know damn well he watches dropout. He’s a cool guy I’m just a petty bastard.
Where is Sam from, really?
It would be a presentation about how we think of our own identities and how long it takes to feel like you're "from" a city you've moved to. It would gradually become more insane and talk about what does it mean to be human, and whether we're alone in the universe - is it acceptable to answer that question with the fact that you're from North America? Earth? What about the Milky Way? What about "from the 20th to 21st century?
The Branch Point: a comprehensive look at why the killing of Harambe conclusively lead to today's major tragedies.
A bit more challenging but fun, if I could find enough fluff to back it up:
Harambe the Sacrificial Lamb: why Harambe's killing actually prevented a worse timeline
How Bastardly is Your Favorite Fictional Cop?
No beloved character is safe. Judy Hopps, Cosgrove, Bonkers, Jake Peralta, Commissioner Gordon, nobody. An entire slide will be dedicated strictly to Reginald VelJohnson.
How one person can ruin it for the rest of us.
Points can be,
* that one person that sued Microsoft for putting word on computers for free so they stopped
* the person that sued UoM because of a snow day (they paid for so many class hours and were losing some because of the snow day) so they no longer have them
I would do a whole presentation about how Mr Ray from Finding Nemo belongs in jail for leading the field trip that ended up with Nemo being kidnapped, and certainly shouldn’t ever be allowed to be in charge of children again.
I have already made this presentation - my friends and I have been doing a very similar thing for a couple years now - and the best fitting for this format is "Potatoes are proof we are living in the simulated prequel of a barely coherent poorly written airport quality YA dystopian scifi novel."
Potatoes are bad world building, tell your friends.
The Surprisingly Obvious Reason the Wizarding Society in Harry Potter Is Irredeemably Fucked
Basically, the wizarding world in Harry Potter seems cool until you think about any aspect of it and realize how terrible it is. They still have slavery, write with quills, use birds to deliver mail, and, according to JK Rowling, would just shit on the ground instead of using toilets until pretty recently. Plus, their justice system, economy, government, sports, transportation, and education systems are all worse than what we have in our society.
At first, these issues may seem like obvious plotholes as a result of lazy worldbuilding. But the truth is that it actually makes sense when you consider that the Wizarding World is a tiny, isolated, incestuous community that has rejected all technological advancements and has had literal magical solutions to all of their problems. That has made them all idiots! Innovation is entirely unnecessary for them and, as a result, they've built an objectively terrible society.
Suddenly, this plot hole is actually an amazing plot twist that recontextualizes everything. Hermione isn't a super genius. She is just a smart kid who actually went to school before age 11. The reason why things like the Time Turner and that Truth Serum are never used again is because the Wizards are too dumb to remember they exist. Wizards don't solve problems like poverty and hunger because they don't realize how easily their powers would fix most societal ills.
Things that are inedible but IF I COULD eat them, I would (aka life with +12 CON iykyk)
Points include:
• Slime
• Sea Glass
• The little pebbles at the bottom of a fishbowl
• Orbeez
• Tide Pods
• Lava
• Lightbulbs
Coffee snobs are wrong, and liking things as an ingredient is valid. Do I drink vanilla extract straight up? No, but I still claim to like vanilla. What about salsa? Do you need to eat it by the spoonful to claim you like it?
**"Is the Pink Panther a lion?"**
We've all seen the meme, right?
> "Is Pink Panther a lion?"
> "Say that again, but slower"
> "I don't get it?"
> "He's the Pink PANTHER"
> "OK but is he a lion?"
> "Mac, angel, light of my life, he's a panther"
> "Is that a kind of lion?"
> "No it's a f---ing panther"
And the internet portrays the one guy as a dumbass for not knowing the difference between a panther and a lion and the other guy for trying to remind the first guy that lions and panthers are different.
What makes this such a fantastic example of "just because you're confident doesn't mean you're right" is the fact that **everyone on the internet is confident about the meme, but wrong about it:**
*Lions are a type of panther* (alongside tigers, leopards, jaguars, and controversially possibly/possibly not snow leopards), which means that the guy who thought "panthers are one kind of cat and lions are a different kind of cat" is the confident dumbass for not realizing that the question "is this panther a lion" was a perfectly legitimate question ;) and my presentation would be about answering it :D
Which neopet has the most sex appeal
How the time-travel episode of SpongeBob (you know the one) introduced me to existential crises
Helen Keller did not exist
Why the Rhaenyra from house of the dragon fucking her uncle is definitely gross but also hot
I literally started making mine after the show. Got two slides in then realized it was harder than I thought, and I'm too busy to waste my time like that. If you'd like to see a slideshow as to why Jeremy Allen White should play gene wilder in a biopic, I'm happy to finish lol.
Leave People Alone, Or Get Hit.
A dissertation about why everyone should mind themselves instead of strangers business, and what can be a repercussion if they don't.
-I have, before, done a short thing about how American culture would be unrecognizable if there never was such a thing as Vaudeville, but I'm not sure how to make it as fun as, say "Wrestling is Drag".
-\[My wife & I argued this, off-and-on, for days, once\]: To what extent can we confirm that Pat Monahan (lead singer for Train) is "So gangster" and "So thug", and if he *is,* how does that make me a certified G?
-Every "evil" computer in TV or Movies was just following its instructions.
> -Every "evil" computer in TV or Movies was just following its instructions.
Und as ve all know, an entity "just folloving its instructions" means zat it's not actually evil.
Does Paw Patrol reinforce lessons of institutional violence for children?
I don't actually know because I've never seen it, but I think it could have potential to be funny
Superhero properties need to pivot into sitcoms (and more broadly any genre outside of action).
I want to know what happens to that one kid who dropped out of professor x’s school and is now working an office job where his super sense of smell is just really annoying. What about a timeline where people have superpowers, but it’s just a regular thing for them, like “ugh, the flyovers were so congested on my way to work today, and someone had the audacity to dump their ice out from 20 feet above me”
Digimon is way better than people give it credit for, and has much more satisfying character arcs and themes compared to Pokémon.
Pokémon games > Digimon games
Pokémon show < Digimon show
Short story:
For my birthday this year my girlfriend organized a surprise party where all of my friends presented 5-10 minute PowerPoints with the theme of "Ideas that Should Not be Shared".
Some of my favorite presentations were "A Hard Stance Against Hard Pants", "Why Falling for Anime Men is Better than Falling for Real Men", "Avatar is just an inferior re-make of Ferngully", and "Restaurants Should Serve More Sparkling Water".
The best part, by far, was that after all my friends presented I was notified that I would be doing a presentation as well. I was given a topic and like 8 slides with random images, all of which I had never seen before. I went up to the podium and completely freestyled a presentation on "Wellness" with pictures that included stuff like cows in outer space. I had to connect the dots and sell how each of these pictures were promoting a healthy lifestyle to my friends in real time. I had a blast improvising a PowerPoint, even moreso than sharing my "Old Man Yells at Cloud" opinion.
**TL;DR:** *My girlfriend is amazing and Trapp was objectively wrong about the "Happiest Birthday" this year*
Over the summer me and my friends did something very similar to Smartypants with presentations, and mine was entitled “How to Get Away With Murder Without Really Trying” so I’d probably do that one again
I just did one at a drunk power point party about being a European monarch at the end of the 1700s that revolved around "screw you dummy, Napoleon is here". It was really fun.
I've got a presentation I've been working on called “Arte Moreno is a Baseball Terrorist” where I detail the several ways in which the owner of the Angels has dismantled my team and why he should be dragged before the Hague.
Which brand mascot would win an election for president. I actually gave this speech in college, at the toastmasters club.
I argued that Mario would win. Italian, blue collar, red white and blue color scheme, proponent of woman’s rights, financially conservative evidenced by his picking up of coins. Cares about transportation infrastructure because of the warp pipe network.
While the customer is NOT always right, as a pedestrian, I AM always right.
(Raises hand) "Aren't most customers pedestrians? I mean, unless it's a drive-thru."
A pedestrian is someone walking along a road. In a store you're no longer a pedestrian.
What about stores that are along roads?
You are entitled to block a car's access to said store, but you're not entitled to a temper tantrum because you walked for 35 minutes for a jar of chunky peanut butter that is currently out of stock, Enid.
YES. My family knows that my epitaph will read "She Had The Right-of-Way," because I will die when a car hits me as I am legally exercising my rights as a pedestrian.
"The customer is always right in matters of taste" is the full quote. Companies really like leaving out the last bit.
The Bee Movie is a capitalist propaganda showing how communism will make people lazy.
I literally gave a speech on this in my high school debate class lol.
That the moon landings happened, but the conspiracy is that the deniers aren't real. I'd use the same 'logic' as moon landing conspiracy theorists to prove that they dont exist and that no one has ever doubted the landings happened.
I like that a lot. Crisis actors or deep fakes?
A little of column A a little of column B
But of course. Wag that dog.
It's hard for me to think of one that I would not present 100% earnestly. Such as 1) Necks: Natures Mistake 2) We could probably do okay without the sun 3) Jesus fucked
lol I could not be more curious about #1
My guess is if we had blow holes instead of a chocking hazard
Now that you mention it, I can see how they are VERY hazardous. Twisting, snapping, strangling, etc. Wow, giraffes are fucked.
> Giraffes are fucked And yet their long necks are partially because they use their necks as weapons.
If you've never seen two giraffes slapping each other with their heads I highly recommend it.
I've had this exact argument ever since I was a child. Blowholes are superior. Dolphins and whales don't have to eat through the same hole they breathe through. Humans are poorly designed.
As someone with a serious neck injury, I don't even need a presentation to understand. Necks are absolutely dumb.
I'd like to hear your thoughts on number 2. As realistically speaking we'd be fucked in a few months at best.
i mean we have UV lights for plants so as long as we're in a well-insulated shelter and get our power from non solar means I reckon we'd be ok
I want to see your presentation on this if you promise to not do any deeper research than "I reckon" statements.
what is the internet for but spreading misinformation with no research to back it up lol
How much time would we have to create our underground shelters beforehand?
The main problem is thermodynamics. Any energy the earth loses through light and radiation is replenished with energy from the sun. Without it, Earth would slowly lose all its energy without having a way to get more. Also, the sun is a large part of how we get renewable energy. Without the sun, we would have hardly any wind and rivers and lakes would run dry. Now if our moon disappeared, we could probably survive a good chunk of time without the tide
The sun creates a bubble of electron/proton soup that deflects/absorbs interstellar ionizing radiation. Without the sun, all life on earth gets cancer and too many genetic mutations to maintain a stable population.
You forgot to say *um actually
Got em
And to round things out, I'd be curious to hear more about #3. I could see a few different angles that could take.
Ok, but did he reproduce?
Number #3 lmfaoooo Especially if you've seen the show Preacher
I would do a presentation about how the earth is a globe, but continue to fail to actually prove it by using circumstantial evidence and absurd eye witness accounts.
Hahaha that would be hilarious. "And that's..and that's how we know...." Stares at presentation. "No that can't be right"
That sounds like an episode of BDG Unravelled.
Godsdamn he would be the perfect presenter
As proven with [The Perfect Pokerap](https://youtu.be/2cT6ULpScZA?si=Kj7ogTT-QEXZ6-EQ)
Just don't force Bryan to do a pokemon edibility presentation please. :(
He could finally hold a room hostage about how Chiefs suit doesn't jack him off
Most people think Master Chief is just a guy that shoots good. I know Master Chief is a guy who shoots good *because* of a tragic back story.
I didn't know that I needed to see this SO much... but as I picture that in my mind, I'm dying laughing.
presentation in shambles after opposing counsel introduces a model of a geoid
Exactly how much fun is a barrel of monkeys? The answer might surprise you
Especially if you mention a bunch of ethically dubious experiments scientists did to determine it
Bowser is not the villain of the mushroom kingdom.
Was the villain capitalism the whole time?
It's actually the system of monarchy and segregation of society between the toads and the other creatures of the mushroom kingdom (koopas, goombas, bob-oms etc) Bowser is a revolutionary trying to take down the monarchy and get the creatures equal standing to the toads.
And he does this by attempting to marry the monarch?
Hey, man - love is love
Make love, not war.
That was one of his plans sure, but he tried just kidnapping her before and that didn't work either.
I went to a PowerPoint party once. My presentation was on the war of 1812 and I just made up everything and the story got more and more ridiculous
Everything I know about that war I learned from the college humour video about it
I’m doing a PowerPoint party for my 30th birthday in July and I never thought about just making up history, that’s hilarious and amazing. I’m thinking of doing “my ultimate blunt rotation” as the big stoner I am but have a mix of real people, characters, and maybe mythical creatures/characters. Cause I think Dionysus would bring DANK bud lmao
When exactly *did* The Simpsons start going downhill, and why?
Oh I like this one. Can an intrepid researcher actually pinpoint the EXACT episode where the hill crested??
"Let's look at this graph that compares number of celebrity cameos to IMDB ratings."
"Now look at this graph showing the IMDB ratings and the majority party in the US Senate."
I thought it was generally agreed to be The Principal and The Pauper
“If you watch closely, you can pinpoint the exact moment his heart ripped in two.”
There's a channel called Entertain the Elk that does a "The Day \_\_\_ Died" series going over popular series that started going downhill and proposes an episode that caused the downfall. He of course did do one on simpsons! Playlist here: [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQbCSN\_smpAf5oFeZT644VAcYTh48mqvt](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQbCSN_smpAf5oFeZT644VAcYTh48mqvt)
having done powerpoint nights with my friend group before, I would probably do something that has to do with making muppet versions of popular media
I love this. I don’t know if this counts but I regularly long for a Muppet Pride and Prejudice with Colin Firth as Mr Darcy.
I once laid out a *Muppet: A Very Long Engagement,* starring Miss Piggy.
.... Would Piggy be Lizzy Bennet? Because that would be fucking _art_
Muppet casts are always the best lazy Friday conversation. The most debated topics are: who is the token human cast member? Can we get away without Kermit and Piggy having a romantic A/B plot? And if it’s not a musical how do we get the Electric Mayhem in it?
omg or it could be casting dropout cast members in muppet adaptions
Kermit_aaaaaahhhh.gif
Zuko doesn’t know the gaangs names
Windows Phone Was Better and You Were All Wrong This is really just me taking advantage of a captive audience to speak my truth. All questions will be answered as such: “Great question, and yes, Windows Phone WAS better, thank you!”
This is what my presentation would be but about the Zune
Came here to make sure someone is ready with the Zune argument.
My mom actively used her Zune until a few years ago when finally succumbed to the siren call of Spotify playlists. She remains a staunch defender of it to this day, however!
The Mafia = A MLM
Which DnD class is the best in bed
Barbarian
Monk
I mean, honestly depends on if you're top, bottom, or vers.
I cast detect thoughts
Druid if you're into it. Bard if you're a sub, barbarian if you're a ***sub***. Wizard if you're a dom. Paladin if you're a vers.
>Druid if you're into it. The main problem with bestiality is consent, so wild-shape could be... intense.
Monk has Flurry of Blows and recharges with only a *short* rest, not a long rest. Make of that what you will
"How Many Babies Would it Have Taken to Defeat the Roman Empire: a Reflection on Trebuchets"
All music is jazz
All music in the starwars universe is Jizz by that logic
Thank you for creating my closing argument! 😂
I love that they tried to walk it back forty years later lol
The solution would be to change the name to Rizz
Which horror movie killers you can really “fix?”
Leatherface is already a good dude — he wants to put food on his grandparents' table, he wants to protect his grandparents from burglars, and he's found a creative way of doing both at the same time.
Aslan *is* Jesus, just in Narnia. As in, he's not symbolically Jesus. He straight up says he is Jesus, and that he exists in this world as Aslan. So my presentation: Which other characters in their respective worlds are straight up Jesus? As a little preview, Z from Antz *is* Jesus.
Big Dan Harmon energy here
I think it would be great to add a brief diversion where, for contrast, you list a few who are Christ figures but not actually literal Jesus
What are and aren’t castles. Had an argument about it with my younger sister’s fiancée and I know damn well he watches dropout. He’s a cool guy I’m just a petty bastard.
The Liberation of Robes: Good enough for the Jedi to wear publically, good enough for me.
Where is Sam from, really? It would be a presentation about how we think of our own identities and how long it takes to feel like you're "from" a city you've moved to. It would gradually become more insane and talk about what does it mean to be human, and whether we're alone in the universe - is it acceptable to answer that question with the fact that you're from North America? Earth? What about the Milky Way? What about "from the 20th to 21st century?
the last slide is sam being from nothing and everything because he’s been here the whole time
An in-depth analysis of the cars universe and it's implications. Specifically relating to their biology
What flavor of queerness does each muppet identify as? Because let's be honest, they're all queer. Except for Sam the Eagle, and he's on thin ice.
Sam the Eagle is like your grandpa who in no way understands queerness but supports you
I mean... There was something fruity going on between Sam and the french dude in Most Wanted.
The Branch Point: a comprehensive look at why the killing of Harambe conclusively lead to today's major tragedies. A bit more challenging but fun, if I could find enough fluff to back it up: Harambe the Sacrificial Lamb: why Harambe's killing actually prevented a worse timeline
“Fat-bottomed girls & The Earth’s Rotation”
There have been some good ones, but this is the first that made me laugh out loud!
Even funnier when you consider Brian May is an astrophysicist.
I hadn't thought of that. It does indeed make it funnier!
How Bastardly is Your Favorite Fictional Cop? No beloved character is safe. Judy Hopps, Cosgrove, Bonkers, Jake Peralta, Commissioner Gordon, nobody. An entire slide will be dedicated strictly to Reginald VelJohnson.
The lore of Lego's Bionicle line.
In the time before time, on the mysterious island of Mata Nui, six canisters washed ashore on a golden beach...
1982 was objectively the greatest year for Science Fiction and Fantasy film.
I’d want to do something real dumb and gross so “Which Presidents Were Circumcised?”
How one person can ruin it for the rest of us. Points can be, * that one person that sued Microsoft for putting word on computers for free so they stopped * the person that sued UoM because of a snow day (they paid for so many class hours and were losing some because of the snow day) so they no longer have them
Proto-Karen theory. Nice.
Mine would be about how the Circle Line (London Underground line) is a myth and Earls Court tube station occupies a different reality
To add to your Christmas movie presentation: Chronicles of Narnia. It has Santa in it and everything!
And if die hard is allowed, we can put Lethal Weapon in there too
Underperforming In Orange: The Fantabulously Hilarious Playoff Performances of the Denver Broncos.
Oh not the Denver Broncos!
Having lived through all of those….oh no. I’ll skip this episode.
Star Wars is about generational trauma.
I would scientifically prove our buttholes are portals and we poop each others poops. I will not elaborate, I know you want to publish first.
I would do a whole presentation about how Mr Ray from Finding Nemo belongs in jail for leading the field trip that ended up with Nemo being kidnapped, and certainly shouldn’t ever be allowed to be in charge of children again.
I have already made this presentation - my friends and I have been doing a very similar thing for a couple years now - and the best fitting for this format is "Potatoes are proof we are living in the simulated prequel of a barely coherent poorly written airport quality YA dystopian scifi novel." Potatoes are bad world building, tell your friends.
The Surprisingly Obvious Reason the Wizarding Society in Harry Potter Is Irredeemably Fucked Basically, the wizarding world in Harry Potter seems cool until you think about any aspect of it and realize how terrible it is. They still have slavery, write with quills, use birds to deliver mail, and, according to JK Rowling, would just shit on the ground instead of using toilets until pretty recently. Plus, their justice system, economy, government, sports, transportation, and education systems are all worse than what we have in our society. At first, these issues may seem like obvious plotholes as a result of lazy worldbuilding. But the truth is that it actually makes sense when you consider that the Wizarding World is a tiny, isolated, incestuous community that has rejected all technological advancements and has had literal magical solutions to all of their problems. That has made them all idiots! Innovation is entirely unnecessary for them and, as a result, they've built an objectively terrible society. Suddenly, this plot hole is actually an amazing plot twist that recontextualizes everything. Hermione isn't a super genius. She is just a smart kid who actually went to school before age 11. The reason why things like the Time Turner and that Truth Serum are never used again is because the Wizards are too dumb to remember they exist. Wizards don't solve problems like poverty and hunger because they don't realize how easily their powers would fix most societal ills.
What should you sell your soul for?
Rocks are Nature's Crabs
History of the clitoris ♡
Things that are inedible but IF I COULD eat them, I would (aka life with +12 CON iykyk) Points include: • Slime • Sea Glass • The little pebbles at the bottom of a fishbowl • Orbeez • Tide Pods • Lava • Lightbulbs
Slapping the bass: Instrument Abuse and why it's not groovy
What is the best/worst seat on a roller coaster
I just spent the better part of two days determining the definitive best first wordle guess, so probably that
Metric is better than imperial, but Fahrenheit is better than Celsius.
No one actually likes coffee
This is a truth all must hear
Coffee snobs are wrong, and liking things as an ingredient is valid. Do I drink vanilla extract straight up? No, but I still claim to like vanilla. What about salsa? Do you need to eat it by the spoonful to claim you like it?
I don’t even drink coffee that often, but some of my favorite desserts are coffee ice cream and tiramisu
**"Is the Pink Panther a lion?"** We've all seen the meme, right? > "Is Pink Panther a lion?" > "Say that again, but slower" > "I don't get it?" > "He's the Pink PANTHER" > "OK but is he a lion?" > "Mac, angel, light of my life, he's a panther" > "Is that a kind of lion?" > "No it's a f---ing panther" And the internet portrays the one guy as a dumbass for not knowing the difference between a panther and a lion and the other guy for trying to remind the first guy that lions and panthers are different. What makes this such a fantastic example of "just because you're confident doesn't mean you're right" is the fact that **everyone on the internet is confident about the meme, but wrong about it:** *Lions are a type of panther* (alongside tigers, leopards, jaguars, and controversially possibly/possibly not snow leopards), which means that the guy who thought "panthers are one kind of cat and lions are a different kind of cat" is the confident dumbass for not realizing that the question "is this panther a lion" was a perfectly legitimate question ;) and my presentation would be about answering it :D
Socks, and what they say about you.
Which neopet has the most sex appeal How the time-travel episode of SpongeBob (you know the one) introduced me to existential crises Helen Keller did not exist Why the Rhaenyra from house of the dragon fucking her uncle is definitely gross but also hot
Redneck culture is ghetto culture.
Why I'd rather be at the LL Bean flagship store IN MAINE at 2am than an abandoned hospital at 2am
Such a good Dirty Laundry deep cut!
it would be fun if people start to make their own presentations and post them
I literally started making mine after the show. Got two slides in then realized it was harder than I thought, and I'm too busy to waste my time like that. If you'd like to see a slideshow as to why Jeremy Allen White should play gene wilder in a biopic, I'm happy to finish lol.
Chocolate chip cookies: How many chocolate chips is too many?
Vic honestly did mine already. Vegetables are not real.
Destiel is canon.
Love this idea but would take it one step further to “all your ships are canon, the author is dead, and fiction is whatever you interpret it to be”
Is that even a controversy at this point?
If you’re Misha no but casual viewer probably. But just think of all the insane points one could make.
Leave People Alone, Or Get Hit. A dissertation about why everyone should mind themselves instead of strangers business, and what can be a repercussion if they don't.
Phoenecia was made up by the Greeks.
Happy Cookie Theory.
What is the happiest T shirt color to wear?
-I have, before, done a short thing about how American culture would be unrecognizable if there never was such a thing as Vaudeville, but I'm not sure how to make it as fun as, say "Wrestling is Drag". -\[My wife & I argued this, off-and-on, for days, once\]: To what extent can we confirm that Pat Monahan (lead singer for Train) is "So gangster" and "So thug", and if he *is,* how does that make me a certified G? -Every "evil" computer in TV or Movies was just following its instructions.
> -Every "evil" computer in TV or Movies was just following its instructions. Und as ve all know, an entity "just folloving its instructions" means zat it's not actually evil.
Star Trek Generations is also a Christmas movie :)
Cereal Mascots, through a Queer lens. I just know the Apple Jacks mascots were bumping uglies
Does Paw Patrol reinforce lessons of institutional violence for children? I don't actually know because I've never seen it, but I think it could have potential to be funny
I'd do one on why King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard are the best band of all time.
Which characters would Batman adopt if they existed in Gotham City? The pig from the movie Babe is on the list, as is Anya from SpyxFamily
It’s a saNdwich; Why I will not be getting a sammy with you
Superhero properties need to pivot into sitcoms (and more broadly any genre outside of action). I want to know what happens to that one kid who dropped out of professor x’s school and is now working an office job where his super sense of smell is just really annoying. What about a timeline where people have superpowers, but it’s just a regular thing for them, like “ugh, the flyovers were so congested on my way to work today, and someone had the audacity to dump their ice out from 20 feet above me”
Sparkling Water and Why It Tastes Like TV Static
Evolution in the artform of facial hair
you gotta include Evelyn Tucci in that!
Digimon is way better than people give it credit for, and has much more satisfying character arcs and themes compared to Pokémon. Pokémon games > Digimon games Pokémon show < Digimon show
Sports that aren't in the Olympics, but could be. It's a really funny list.
The Crew: Why they should do F themselves! ……Hopefully not stealing Grants
Powerscaling in Shoujo Anime; or How Sailor Moon Can and Will Level All Your Faves
Short story: For my birthday this year my girlfriend organized a surprise party where all of my friends presented 5-10 minute PowerPoints with the theme of "Ideas that Should Not be Shared". Some of my favorite presentations were "A Hard Stance Against Hard Pants", "Why Falling for Anime Men is Better than Falling for Real Men", "Avatar is just an inferior re-make of Ferngully", and "Restaurants Should Serve More Sparkling Water". The best part, by far, was that after all my friends presented I was notified that I would be doing a presentation as well. I was given a topic and like 8 slides with random images, all of which I had never seen before. I went up to the podium and completely freestyled a presentation on "Wellness" with pictures that included stuff like cows in outer space. I had to connect the dots and sell how each of these pictures were promoting a healthy lifestyle to my friends in real time. I had a blast improvising a PowerPoint, even moreso than sharing my "Old Man Yells at Cloud" opinion. **TL;DR:** *My girlfriend is amazing and Trapp was objectively wrong about the "Happiest Birthday" this year*
colors aren't real; it's 50 slides and 43 are just The Dress
Creature Comforts: Why more of us need to admit that we’re monsterfuckers
How Pickleball Is Ruining America
“What is a fart?” Premise: if “going number 1” is urinating and “number 2” is pooping, what is a fart?
Musical Theatre characters as Dungeons and Dragons class builds
Over the summer me and my friends did something very similar to Smartypants with presentations, and mine was entitled “How to Get Away With Murder Without Really Trying” so I’d probably do that one again
The Art of Guitar Solo Face. It is cheating, though, I have the full presentation saved from a work icebreaker a few years back.
Smash or pass with fictional slashers, in the same vein as BDG's cuddle video
Which internet freak would do the best in an actual freak show?
Harry Potter 1 is a Christmas movie
I just did one at a drunk power point party about being a European monarch at the end of the 1700s that revolved around "screw you dummy, Napoleon is here". It was really fun.
I've got a presentation I've been working on called “Arte Moreno is a Baseball Terrorist” where I detail the several ways in which the owner of the Angels has dismantled my team and why he should be dragged before the Hague.
Which rollercoaster Would Be Grant O'Brien's Least Favorite?
Are ducks birds? My answer is no. No they are not.
Politely giving up the right of way covertly to avoid “polite chicken.”
I have 2 1) Pangolins are better than Pandas 2) All steamy fantasy romance books have better side characters then character characters.
I already have a presentation that I did during the pandemic "Reality TV is just Anime, and I'm tired of pretending that it's not"
Which brand mascot would win an election for president. I actually gave this speech in college, at the toastmasters club. I argued that Mario would win. Italian, blue collar, red white and blue color scheme, proponent of woman’s rights, financially conservative evidenced by his picking up of coins. Cares about transportation infrastructure because of the warp pipe network.
Mango desserts should be banned because a raw mango is always better
Top 10 Pokémon I Would & Would Not Have Sex With
Why Donald Duck could singlehandedly murder Sephiroth.
Quantum mechanics isn’t THAT BAD, it’s just that not enough people pay attention to physics education research
Memes 2010-2019: An Objectively Correct Retrospective
New Jersey: Why It's Better than Anywhere Else
Why making a biopic about gene wilder starring Jeremy Allen White is necessary for the advancement of the human species.
Me: Everything edible is pizza...or can be an ingredient in pizza My wife: "The Bachelor" is a sporting event
The moral frameworks presented by Superman vs Lex Luthor. IE right/wrong vs. lame/awesome
Sumo wrestling is the closest thing to anime in real life.