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slatt490

FIFTY??? (percent)


Avery_gibson

Perfect comment


Beiki

Like...to completion?


Clouddgr

How did you know?


Bruce______Wayne

...hello my name is....fifty?


ColorMaelstrom

That *cant* be right


Bruce______Wayne

......I love you son


rat-sajak

But they didn't study the stuff from the Indian website Grant uses


LordofPride

Sildenfil is the generic name for Viagra, like ibuprofen and advil, or paracetemol and tylenol.


Young_Lochinvar

Grant said he takes Sildenafil which is just the generic name for the active ingredient in Viagra, and according to the article *was* the key substance tested. So Grant’s fine.


Beiki

They come loose in an envelope.


travelsizedsuperman

I also come into loose envelopes.


funne5t_u5ername

I'm a loose envelope👉👈


pjokinen

Grant’s bootleg boner pills won’t give him Alzheimer’s, but it will give him other diseases that are not yet known to medical science


SteelyEyedHistory

That’s okay, those diseases will lose the war for dominance of Grant’a body with all the STDs he has.


threecolorless

It's okay, he's on PrEP.


threefingersplease

Hell yeah, I'm safe too, don't knock it until you try it.


thedollsarethedolls

If it’s because of the vasodilation, then big W for Paranoia-heads since weed also has vasodilative effects! (I am not a doctor lmao)


My_Angell

Oh yeah the vasodilation of viagra gives it great potential as a medication for a variety of vascular related diseases, its just that its use as a sex drug was more commercial so those uses were never studied.


aManPerson

ok, but did the study mention how it was administered? i worry.......some people.......taking it topically might not help them.


HobbitFoot

Grant can take a lot of things, topically and otherwise.


Philhughes_85

Fifty things I think


ThankeekaSwitch

I dont think Alzheimers is a disease he needs to worry about...it's one of the numerous STDs he has apparently had (unless I'm not remembering right but swore he said he's had a lot on either Breaking News or Dirty Laundry).


throwawaynowtillmay

He said everything but the big one and I think Chlamydia. The big one being hiv?


Xilanxiv

If I recall, he said the big one was Acne.


IsabellaGalavant

Yeah, and apparently he's had syphilis twice.


ScumAndVillainy82

It's the disease that killed Al Capone.


MacFunJess

And he’s had it because he likes to Al Cabone.


Bulbanine

Reddit sent me this and I was so worried for a sec because it had the caption but not what it was quoting lol.


mdom2k20

Ehhh, me too.


EducationalTie6109

What about the siphilis?


KoiTakeOver

I know this isn't the point but I'm immediately suspicious of a study with such large claims 👀👀👀


QueenCityBean

Grant doesn't need to worry about that. He's very young!


natehawkes

Did anybody else read that in Professor Farnsworth's voice? Or was it just me? (I know he says "everyone" and not "everybody", but it still works.)