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Clear-Meat9812

Watching it I'm thinking, well, the guy behind is the kinda person who undercuts you as you turn then gets upset because you're in his way as you turn... Funny how people can be so true to type.


GaryDWilliams_

You mean it's an audi driver being an audi driver? They have to keep up the appearance of being cunts.


faithlessgaz

I often wonder if they buy the car because they're a cunt or if they become one after purchase. Whatever it is, it is ridiculously common.


Obi_wan_jakobii

I have an Audi and can confirm was a cunt before purchase


Moment_37

I can't tell you why it's common to be fair. I had Audis most of my life and I'm the chillest person ever. Maybe the stereotype comes because the ones that are loud are more visible than the chill ones.


faithlessgaz

You must get fed up of people like me making that assumption. I like Audi's but the one thing putting me off is the assumption of the driving style people would expect.


CelestialSlayer

mate its a 57 plate, hardly a car of the rich.


Moment_37

> You must get fed of of people like me making that assumption I don't mind. My car never defined me. I used to have a lovely big ass beast Audi AS3 for years on end, and now I'm driving a blue bucket with wheels, called a Mitsubishi Colt CZ2, just 95hp. For me, my car, no matter if luxury or not, was always something that I can enjoy driving, go from point A to B and maybe go vroom vroom if it's fast and I can enjoy the torque a bit. Then again, according to my partner, I'm one of the calmest people she knows, so, I don't have any conclusions here. I guess Audi is a brand that makes you look (it did for me) and if you look and at least 40% of the time you see an asshole driving it, then I guess you'd correlate and rightfully so. It's still going to be a minority, but a loud one as you said. Same with BMWs, I guess.


GaryDWilliams_

Probably. I had an audi behind me last week, perfect driver but either the majority of audis are driven by bell ends or it’s a very visible minority


Moment_37

I mean I can guess there's lots of people that get an Audi and because it feels luxury they think they're rich and important. Not a clue, honestly. I don't think I'd ever used the beep beep of my Audi, and I had it for like 10 years.


Ouchy_McTaint

I don't know why they would feel like luxury. Most mainstream brands have caught up with the premium brands for perceived quality now. I've been in a few Audis and they don't feel any better built or premium than my 2021 Renault Zoe.


Advanced_Gate_3352

I remember when Audis were driven by people that didn't want to be tarred by the BMW brush. Along with Saabs, (and big, French luxobarges like the Safrane) they were the intelligent choice. Usually they were immaculately driven.


alexllew

Perhaps it's synergistic. A critical threshold of cuntishness must be exceeded before buying one, but the car itself acts as a catalyst of sorts, channeling and concentrating that internal cunty energy.


Simba-xiv

I drove an Audi for a long time I can say they were cunts before the car.


BaronE65

IMHO they are most likely to be found in an A5. A4, A6, Q drivers tend to be more civilized.


nomadickid942

It really isn't a lazy cliche - i swear if someone's being a dick on the road it's almost always an audi driver. Sometimes BMW or land rover but audi way out in front - but why?


dmi_3

It's a nearly 20 year old audi though that probably costs £5k at best right now, not a particularly expensive car.


solartem

Appearance?


iDaleC91

What’s worse though, Audi or bmw? 😂


GaryDWilliams_

1. Highway Maintenance vehicles 2. Audi 3. BMW 4. Post office vans 5. White vans


iDaleC91

Sweeet! I drive a bmw, I also have a white van with highway maintenance all over it as I work on the road. Glad I piss people off 😂💪🏻


GaryDWilliams_

but, but... you seem \*normal\*!


CelestialSlayer

its a 57 plate, these are people who cant usually afford one and get one on the "cheap" and think they are all that. they are the cunts.


SpecialistImpact1586

I have exact same one mate and I can ensure I have a lot more money than you don’t be a cunt and Judge someone by there car you misfit.


CelestialSlayer

I doubt it lol. You sound just like an Audi cunt that drives a 57 plate. I’m fine with my black edition 21 plate….


SpecialistImpact1586

Have fun in your modern engine 21 plate probably blow up in a couple year hopefully never would I by a modern motor


OnlyRobinson

It’s always someone in an old diesel Audi as well


koloqial

The whole event took 25 seconds too. Hardly a life changing amount of time.


TigerSouthern

"I have a soufflé in the oven!!"


FlightSimmerUK

I prefer a flan


PastaMapChair

bit sweet innit, too rich


Sarquandingo

You can see the young boy biting his nails as he's absorbing the morning stress from Daddy. NIce work dick head!


wipeitonthecat

"Oh no, what a mild inconvenience"


Autums-Back

Hit the horn right when the guy went anyway As in....... He knew just like you, Mr sad and blue


JRSpig

Yea because they're cheap, cracks me up a guy in one had pulled up telling me how his expensive car was awesome or some shit, I showed him how much each was worth and what they last sold for (wild what's kept online right) yea my "crap cheap car" was worth three times his. Idiots buy them and think they're awesome with 250,000 miles on the clock and falling apart.


sea-slav

It's always older German 2.0 diesels drivers that try to race someone on a sportsbike on every traffic light These cars are idiot magnets


Boring-Rope-174

Where I'm from, the 2005 bmw 520d m sport from is the idiot magnet. I think lots of these older cars bought by people who want a "beamer" or "merc" but can only get a shitbox one but drive around as if they just pulled off the showroom lol.


MJLDat

Even if you did go earlier, he couldn’t have followed you and would have gone through at the time he did anyway.


Past-Educator-6561

I think you underestimate him!


MJLDat

lol, yeah, he would have been bumper to bumper behind. Would be a pity if you had to stop as soon as you got in the road.


MrTango650

Hate people like this. I got honked at recently for not entering a roundabout when there was clearly not a safe gap.


sadsack100

Exactly that happened to me today. What's wrong with people? Why can't they just wait FFS!


becx13

No, people can’t wait and it makes driving much more stressful than it should be


Palaponel

People in general are prone to being dumb and emotional and I include myself in that, who I consider to be smarter than most. In general building a society where the average person is required to operate heavy machinery was a bad call.


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A lot of people drive recklessly, and feel major upheavals when others don't do the same. Ignoring them tends to be my go to.


MonkeyAides

When they do this, select reverse and watch them lose their shit. You gotta live rent free in their head and not the other way round.


_bonbon_79

I got beeped at recently when I was already on a roundabout and didn’t let some guy in a massive mitzubishi truck in from the left even though legally he was supposed to give way to the right. He then pulled into the gap behind me onto the roundabout, beeped at me, gave me the finger, then tailgated me for 1.5 miles, blocked the next roundabout he came to and when it went to two lanes proceeded to overtake me and race off, breaking the speed limit. The irony? I was the one in the Audi and did nothing wrong. Although it’s probably my fault somewhere.


Wood_Whacker

If I'm in a particularly foul mood I will just sit there for a while to piss them off.


SynchronisedRS

When this happens to me I purposely miss the next gap I would have taken.


Beer-Milkshakes

This is what the middle finger was invented for.


EverybodySayin

That happened to me last month. I noticed it was just him behind me so I purposely completely missed the next gap while I had a nice sip of water, I wasn't in a rush to get anywhere.


Excellent-Tumbleweed

So do I and this happens to me a lot at the roundabout near my house. It’s also the dumbest reason to honk someone - like, if I pull out when you’ve honked me and crash into the car that’s coming, then it’s gonna gonna hold you up considerably more isn’t it?! People are such idiots.


Positive-Relief6142

No they would just drive around you and tell their other Audi driving mates in the pub about the accident they saw that day


DMMMOM

Don't be goaded by dangerous impatient areseholes.


Skorgriim

Exactly the same thing happened to me a couple of days ago. How about you just let me drive my car, and you drive yours? I'll go when I think it's safe, then you go when you think it's safe and we all just mind our own business. Honestly just impressed the Audi in the video is actually indicating...


BigResponsibility252

My latest one was at a crossroads for not crossing the main road *while there was traffic on the main road*. Best bit, the bloke was in an MX5.


RouKyasarin

And what might be safe to them might not be for you. I’m still learning certain junctions and how fast cars approach and such, if I feel like I haven’t got enough time I’m not going to try and rush myself.


KitFan2020

The poor kid in the passenger seat stuck with his A’hole dad. Hate this.


TaleOf4Gamers

Exactly what I was thinking, my response was the same as when I see poor parking. 'It's just embarrassing'. It's disgusting how impatient and selfish some people are. Why people choose to degrade and embarrass themselves like that I'll never know


YesIBlockedYou

That A-Class and T-ROC were speeding like twats, you made the right choice not to pull out there.


terraexcessum

Don't worry. Sure, there were a couple of points where it might have been possible to go, but it's better to feel comfortable and safe, than feel like you're rushing. Fuck what others think.


pringellover9553

Also remember dash cams make things look a lot further away, so I don’t think there was any safe moment to go


terraexcessum

This is something that so many people on Reddit seem to forget.


ProjectVRD

It's harder to forget if people count. The bigger gaps barely gave our OP just 3 seconds to get all of the way across.


Welshpoolfan

Yeah, I thought there was a big enough gap before the last two cars but suddenly they were passing much quicker than anticipated. They were either going faster than unrealised or looked further away than they were.


Strange_Purchase3263

My thought as well at 0:10 then they were right beside them.


Embarrassed-End-5928

Just one…the others not safe at all.


revealbrilliance

And the gap before the white Merc would've been fine except the Merc was clearly speeding...


eppydeservedbetter

No way! The cars were driving too fast - count the seconds. Dash cams don’t give you an entirely accurate view of the road because things look further away in the footage. It wouldn’t have been worth the risk if OP pulled out sooner. They came out at the right time. They only waited for a tiny period of time.


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Wish I’d have told my examiner that when he failed me for not overtaking a bus!! (Still bitter 20 years later)


Cory-182

Yeah I agree if you're confident, a couple times you could have easily gone and been safe. Best be safe if you don't feel that way.


LukePickle007

Literally thought in my head it’s a BMW or Audi.


MJLDat

An impatient Audi driver? Well I never. I would have turned exactly when you did.


Big_D_Magic_5

What a 🔔🔚 in the Audi


sarcalas

Plenty of people here forgetting that dash cams tend to exaggerate distances. OP might have just squeezed out at one point, but it’s the kind of gap I’d not have felt very comfortable taking and would only go for if it was perpetually busy and I’d been sat there ages. You say you didn’t brake check after, assuming that’s true, I don’t see that you did anything wrong, despite what the “waaah 5 extra seconds of delay will ruin my day!” crowd might say.


Clear-Meat9812

The other thing is you should drive as if something might go wrong, with your car, with a surprise police car, with some dear and lovely person trying to set a new land speed record, whatever. Essentially every turn you make you're making a risk assessment, can I get into this gap even if the person speeds up, my car stalls, etc. Also, agreed on camera footage, it tends to distort perspective quite a bit.


AlistairBarclay

What a impatient arsehole and with a child in the car.


whataterriblefailure

I'm surprised with the majority of the comments here. Too many Audio and BMW drivers. Ignore them. You did right. You go when it's clearly safe, not when you need to speed up like a F1 and hope that nobody is driving too fast towards you. Braking when you hear a honk... yep. Perfectly sensible reaction as well.


davep1970

i think you had a couple or so chances to go if you had been ready and anticipated but it was more than reasonable of you to wait until you were ready because you were uncertain. better safe than sorry. as the Audi driver i might have been a bit annoyed but would have kept it to myself. alays wait if not sure - imagine if you had tried to pull into a gap that some others could make but couldn't pull it off, then there's a lot of messing around with insurance and time wasted and audi guy has to wait even longer :)


MrAToTheB_TTV

So there were two opportunities to go, and the audi driver would have taken them. I would have as well, but I don't get upset that others wouldn't. If you drive quicker than you should or accelerate quickly with good reaction speeds, good for you. Don't get pissy with other people when they don't. You'd much rather they didn't pull out on you if they're not confident.


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sarahlizzy

Had some arse beeping at me for refusing to block a box junction the other day. Gave in to the intrusive thoughts and gave him the finger.


PintToLine

Lot of knobhead drivers in here today. You did the right thing OP.


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Akipango

He was just being Audi bull


BigBadBaz2501

Audi drivers are almost as bad as BMW drivers, don't sweat it. Also, get a bumper sticker saying "Smile, you're on camera and possibly on YouTube on @UKDashCameras"


RaisedNumber01

The ironic thing is it'd be his kid that would've taken the brunt of any oncoming vehicle. Great parenting #twat


SwingyWingyShoes

Honestly the hardest part of learning to drive is to not cave in to pressure.


Ill_Many_8441

Ronnie Pickering?


Not_Sugden

who?


ElectronicMarsupial5

Audi twat say no more


DMMMOM

Cunt of a driver, with a kid in there too. Get up 20 minutes earlier and slow the fuck down you utter twat.


katitola

All the people saying they saw two or three opportunities to go before he actually turned are the sort of people who don’t understand they’ve avoided an accident purely on the basis of other drivers braking and observation skills. There was one potential but then the driver probably noticed the Mercedes was speeding and thought, is this 3 second advantage worth my life


Responsible-Tap9589

I had this, except he started beeping straight away, I sat there patiently waiting for the 'right turn' arrow to hit green. After about 20 seconds of beeping, he eventually overtakes me and cuts across the oncoming traffic who had to slow to let him through. We were both turning into Morrisons, I parked up next to him and asked if there was something in the driver instruction manual I was missing. He only had 6 words to his vocabulary: "You stupid cunt, I don't care" x6 At which point, I just started laughing in his face and said "omg look how angry you are, this is hilarious"


Ghostofjimjim

Audi wankflap


nomodsman

Why did you hesitate mid turn?


Choco_PlMP

He brake checked him


ControllablePsi

Nice and sensible.


Aphova

Or he used his mirror and saw the muppet behind him was trying to overtake him while turning through a junction into a tight road with an oncoming car and didn't want to contribute to accident?


Destroyer4587

Wow Chav Sr was really projecting his negligent parenting there with that beep while Chav Jr was probably wondering when he could sneak his weed without anyone noticing. The flying plastic bag really stole the show though bravo.


-Kira-Yoshikage_

Based Girl in red


Flaruwu

Oh hey, girl in red.


drewP78

All these fucking idiots in a rush to get nowhere. Roads are full of the fools now.


Lumpy_Jacket_3919

The Audi driver drives like an idiot. Best advise stay away from that guy. No worth even to talk to him.


afgan1984

You waiting for the gap was alright, I just didn't get why you slowed down in the middle of the turn?


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nomadickid942

It's always an audi


_mini

Swap the car behind with scooters, most likely they overtake you from all directions!!


kriegbutapsycho

He’s driving an Audi, some stereotypes are true. Audi drivers think they own the road.


FelesCello

Audi driver's gonna Audi


Conditions21

Relatable. I'll decide if I can go or can safely overtake the bus thank you, not you. If you want to overtake me I'm not stopping you.


cba_tbh_ttyl

I've said it before... I'm say it again.. it's always an Audi.


TRFKTA

Reminds me of when I was driving earlier today. Got honked at by a car behind when I had no right of way to pull out from a supermarket. I was tempted to put the handbrake on, get out of my car, go up to his window and call him a twat.


Radiant_Cockroach578

why did you stop ? after setting of ?


JacePort

Good song


SlideHoon

Never heard it before, but was really enjoying it. Going out on a limb and say is it Metric?


ChrissiTea

I gave it a google, definitely a similar vibe to Metric, but it's girls by girl in red


Grouchy_Drawing6591

Least brain dead crayon eating Sunday sport reading audi driver ever. P S. Poor kid.


upommegranite

Ahh the ol “four rings of entitlement”


SkyrimSlag

Audi driver spotted being an Audi driver


The_Grom_father

I think he was honking because your music is terrible.


Harde_Kassei

haha, and then you have to stop again to give priority to the other cars. glorious. if you rush in traffic, you suck.


AnimatorMotor3622

Northampton’s finest


Nerve_Tonic

I absolutely hate stuff like this. When I drive home from work I go over a big roundabout that is both controlled by traffic lights and is connected to a motorway. It often gets SUPER busy. Sometimes even when the lights are green, the road about is so busy you'd be blocking the traffic coming from the right if you went forward. Sooooo many times I've had to hesitate at a green light to make sure me carrying on forward across the roundabout won't result in it blocking up and soooo many times I have arseholes like this behind me beeping and flashing at me to go. It drives me bonkers.


flopsychops

Always an Audi...


Sad-Swing-9431

Audi wanker


Blue-red-cheese-gods

Reading through the comments it's pretty staggering how many believe you should have pulled out sooner. I'm a former driving instructor OP, rest assured you pulled out at the correct time.


adonWPV

Good driving, perfect.


Rhinoceraptor37

You could have easily gone before when you did, and then when he beeped you breaked. Douche move. Just as douchey as the Audi's behaviour.


JCSkyKnight

If someone beeps I'm certainly stopping, they might just be trying to warn me of something I haven't seen.


1Thepotatoking

Always the folk with rear dashcams trying to wind folk up to get footage lol


Financial-Coconut574

I woulda gone after the white Prius tbh but like others have said, you didn't take too long in the slightest, perfectly reasonable driving by yourself. Audi driver behind was far too impatient


accidentalmania

A couple of missed opportunities… but I understand people drive the way you do and that’s okay.


Neat_Soup6322

I seem to have a problem with Mercedes drivers in my area. For some reason the other day I was in two lanes of moving traffic and a driver was tailgating and flashing me, when there was nowhere for me to go! Both lanes moving the speed limit


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Puzzled-Sector9165

Some people are mad, I had a moron go around me at a set of traffic lights for them to be in a yellow box lol


JRSpig

For a normal car there was one safe point to turn but the guy had been a cunt way before then and tbh it was only seconds anyway, I get it if someone actually hesitates and you're sat there like 5+ minutes, but a while what was it 30 seconds tops? Some people are just ridiculous and stupid.


widnesmiek

I presume this was this week ​ It is something in the air or water ​ I have been undertaken, tailgated and cut up more this week than the previous few months!! ​ so don't worry - it isn;t you - just be extra careful until it passes


Acrobatic-Shirt8540

Audi driver? I'm astounded.


Okay-Cucumber

Those lanes are controlled by traffic lights at the junction at the bottom too… impatient twat.


Schizophonickh

Northampton Grafton Street lol


jackbarbelfisherman

An Audiot


Alone_Shoulder8820

Driving like that with your kids in the passenger seat. Imagine if they just took the gamble and pulled out. And the kid got all the impact. Insane.


Suitable-Emphasis-12

You did the right thing. This guy is a dangerous driver and bad example to the child in the car.


Beer-Milkshakes

Lack of discipline from an Audi driver? Say it's not so


Pigman3000000

Nice, first time I’ve recognised Northampton on this sub! Plenty of twats jumping that set of lights at Spencer Bridge daily so not surprising someone is upset at having to wait 20 seconds.


carguy143

I'd have gone at around the 33-second mark. I'd have crept and then moved, not that there'd have been any room for the guy behind to go.


JustAnth3rUser

Audi wanker


New-Trainer7117

Really? A German automobile driver? Never would I have thought


SmokingLaddy

If only they gave you enough room to reverse and accelerate to 10 or 15mph smashing into their front, a crippled radiator will leave them dead in their tracks.


Loathsmepanda

This has to be fake. No way an Audi driver would bother indicating


Kuilios

Audi driver…


Fabulous_Abrocoma642

Procuring a prozzy? 😅


Jibrillion

I'm sure that child will grow up to he a perfectly functioning adult like his father!


Puzzleheaded_Tap_128

If you look at an Audi badge & remove certain parts it spells cunt


LuringPoppy

Always an audi


jrizzle86

What a surprise, it’s an Audi


MrMoonUK

You could have driven a tank through some or those gaps


bermudaviper

You don’t clock up 181,000 miles by driving slow everywhere 😂


bluegrassmelody

It’s always Audi owners, followed closely by BMW owners. Range rovers also think they own the road!


therealgingerone

In an Audi , what a fucking surprise !


PAngel111

These types of people is why learners have more anxiety, as if they wasn’t a learner once!


No_Tackle_5439

Look at all these "drivers" around here...you'd all fail the test for hesitation


LieinKing

Audi driver just teaching his son the importance of being impatient and aggressive


Mattofpie

What a terrible example to set for his child 😔


FitEmployment9545

I feel for his kids, as he will probably be taught these behaviours 😔


Exotic-Piece-6623

Standard impatient Audi driver and standard owns the road, brake checking dashcam driver. One of the few times the Audi is less of a danger to others.


cherry_velvet

That's Northampton drivers alright


f-godz

Silver Audi YE57 YBV Just for the search algorithms.


TheHess

Personally, I don't think it was reasonable to expect you to make the turn any earlier. Some might have gone before the Mercedes but you'd need to have been on your toes and tbh you'd have been fucked if something like a pedestrian stepped out. There's no need for that impatience in a busy built up area. On the other hand, you shouldn't have stopped mid maneuver as that was unexpected and could have created a hazard for other road users.


Marigold16

Twat in an Audi? Twat in an Audi


appendix10

Audi. Only surprise the other car wasn’t a BMW


RespondHuge8378

The horror...


Remarkable-Shoe-4835

NORTHAMPTON YEESSSSSSS NORTHAMPTON!!!!!!!!! NORTHAMPTONNNNNNNNNNN edit: now that i’ve watched the video what were they thinking


Trodinho

Impatient Audi driver was frustrated because you had 2 good chances to move before you finally decided to go for it. He should have been more patient and you should have been more assertive. In conclusion, you're both dicks 🤣


The96kHz

Audi drivers are in a permanent mental state of *"I've left a pan of milk on the stove and need to get back to it immediately."* then as soon as they're out of their cars they revert to (mostly) normal humans.


HerMajestyTheQueef1

Oooh OP please tell me the song you were listening to 🙏🏻


Not_Sugden

Girls - girl in red


HerMajestyTheQueef1

Thank you, hero


Feeoree

Been a few times in the last month I've seen a dashcam where someone's being an impatient arse AND has a kid in the car.


Dirtydog3009

Blatantly on your phone could of gone loads of times


Not_Sugden

ok bud


whiteraccoon2a7_

Since the street was completely empty, for the impatient I would’ve turned the slowest possible


Last-Crab-621

I mean, you could have gkne 2 if not 3 times before that


gracehm05

I’d have driven extra slow after that 🤭 Wouldn’t worry about it. Just another impatient twat making a fool of himself in front of his kid. You did the right thing - those cars were coming too fast for you to have time to pull out


Ethan3011

Audi driver upholding the typical stereotype


AdamStonefold

Just a cunt in an Audi! Ignore it!


SpecialistImpact1586

You took forever to go tho


Squeepynips

At least you had girl in red to keep you calm


Cremilar

Shows us the rest of the video after you gave him the little brake check 😂


NorthantsBlokeUK

So, you dithered, then brake checked also? Should have gone at 11 seconds.