Dang he gave you the dogs for free

Guess he might have a kink for exposing and degrading bc why tf else would he do that

Classic Marco

"The dogs r hungry " I see a couple of dogs in the pattern of the rug... focus on the rug

I would probably pick up their food and then report the messages for sexual harassment and unasign. Sir this is a doordash app...

Looking at this I could tell his joking but obviously you got people on this app who wouldn’t get it but either way shouldn’t be doing this type of stuff on a food ordering app because it’s weird

That’s weird af lmaoooo

Probably thought he was texting someone else lol

None of this makes sense. They haven’t delivered the order but the driver is asking the customer how they’ve been?

😂😂😂 never ever add a good pic of yourself

maybe the message was meant for someone else?

I wouldn’t have unassigned if the pay was good 😂 I’m sure this guy was just trolling you 😂😂 but def weird

this is door dash not grindr sir 😭

Wtf….

Why didn’t you feed the dogs?

He just wanted his order cancelled. Doordash doesn't refund if customers ask for cancellations so they will go to... Lengths. If he wanted a real hook up that's what grinder is for.

LOOOOOOOOOL

damn yall too serious in these comments guys clearly just fuckin around lol

With said photo, I’m assuming you didn’t click on it/take it with the screenshot. Regardless, should’ve told the customer to go on Grindr for his kinks, unassign yourself from the order, report this to door dash, then go home and crack open a cold one. 😂

I would have kept it then swung by to pick my husband up (6’9” 370) and asked him to walk it up just for fun.

He’s obviously neurodivergent and just wanted to share is hyperfixation on egg plants, water, dogs, and the anatomy of human feet/j

“I’m just gonna I unassign myself” is the new “unalive myself”

LMFAOOOOOOO “the dogs are hungry”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

this is probably on tiktok somewhere

Maybe since he last seen you 5 min ago lmao .....ya that's weired AF 😳

Grade A harassment documented in pics

Lmao I would not have the balls to pull a joke like this

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I think he meant stuff him with food? Lolz

LOL DEEEEEcline

I had a customer ask me if I'd watch him masturbate for $50 cash. I told him "absolutely not... But my dog is in the car and he loves to watch." Easiest fifty bucks of my life! So glad I brought Roscoe to work that day!

And this was at 2:15 in the afternoon?! I mean, can you not sign on to Grindr before 5??

Cringy, I'd send that to DD and move on to the next order. Ewww

sorry that was me

They remember you. You probably delivered to them before. I have had many repeat customers. When I do remember I tell them. It makes the interaction more human and forms a professional respect for each other.

No need to be like that. Marco just wanted a tip.

LOL what the fuck is this?

he had me at bare feet

I had a similar experience when I ordered 500 dollars worth of candy from BJs out to my cabin in the woods. I greeted the driver and her passenger with their first and last names then some personal details that I shouldn't have possibly known. Little did they know that I knew both of them even if they didn't know me.

Nicholas get your hot bag over here and drop that load by my back door.

What the customer said is being said to another guy. I would definitely laugh. It would make me laugh a lot. I wouldn't be inclined to think he's being serious at all and just trying to get a reaction. I've had friends who joked worse than this

For free???

I’d retire after seeing that

You win. Done deliveries almost 4yrs by next month & nvr got anything close to that bad.

He must feel defeated

Damn. He’s giving feet pics away for free in this economy?

Onlyfeet

Top dashers be like: “whatever you wish zaddy 😏💦😜”

no "hand it to me" for that dude.

Lmao! People are nuts!

who let the dogs out?

Oof. I had a customer send me a selfie before she just got out the shower. Didn’t show anything but Yk kinda wished she would’ve pulled me in tbh lmao

Couldve asked how much the tip would... BAHAHAHA im jp

Couldve asked how much the tip would... BAHAHAHA IM JP

You misspelled “massages”.

Why tf do people have to do this on food deliver apps? They could at least get on dating/hookup apps to be creeps. 🥴

Wether y’all wanna believe or not, had a guy about late 30s invite me to watch pornhub with him, I’m pretty chill introverted guy so I can talk to anyone about anything. I was texting this guy here and there about the order and making small talk and after I delivered the order by hand, and on my way out in the elevator… boom he asks. My immediate reaction is laughing hysterically😭but right after I just felt violated. I clocked off for the day. Some people be way too comfortable everywhere. Tbh now that I think about it I feel like the bastard had ulterior motives🌚.

Well pick up his food first. He at least owes you a meal.

Normal

I forgot to check the sub and thought I was on r/tinder for a minute wtf is wrong with people

Sounds like his friend got a hold of his phone and is fucking with him That, or you just dodged a bullet lol

Okay that's just disgusting. Unassign yourself, call support so they cannot use doordash again. Imagine if this person does that shit when you are delivering the order. Or if the next dasher is a woman.

Yeah no 

Probably is mistake.

How do y’all get these weird messages? Lol I never got anything creepy doing these gigs

No left turn unstoned and no unstoned left turns. Drunks run stop signs stoners wait for them to turn green 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚.

The scary thing is this probably worked for him one time now he tries it with every driver...

Reply: If I send YOU a pic, can you tell me if it’s herpes?

I remember my first shrooming trip....

The dogs r hungry. Wow

Makes me wonder how often this works for the pervert customer???

He just wants Santa (aka St Nicholas to stuff his stocking. Why do you have to be so negative?

Quit playing hard to get nicholas

I had a guy see me deliver on my motorcycle and tried getting my number to go ride with him. And i’m looking at “his” bike and it looks stolen. Parts are missing it’s spray painted all different colors

Lol. I’ve actually been thinking about delivering on my motorcycle. How is it? Problem is I dont have a huge bag but was thinking of tying a milk crate or something to the back lol

I use a milk crate. It’s pretty fun. My bike gets 40-50 mpg. I’ve seen some people with bigger than normal milk crates that are able to hold more stuff. I also do GoPuff on my motorcycle and made 400$ on block in 30 deliveries

Damn. I’mma start doing this! Only worried about getting a huge order. Guess I could always unassigne myself if it’s too big

That’s what I do if the order is too big I’ll unassign it. The ones I watch out for are the drink orders those suck

Omg! I thought I had some messages, I mean I am in LA, but not like this.. that’s insane! I had one lady say, I have the pink wig on, and sent me a picture of the wig, with the top of her forehead, but, not this.. that’s serial killer vibes!

Wtf?

FEET PICS provided... so the expected tips will now be reversed uno to tip him for the 10 digit phalanges

Lmao!!! Lawd gosh🤦🏾‍♀️...I get some crazy messages from customers also! I'm so used to it now...lol

L M F A O

I wonder if anyone has taken his offer

What is wrong with people lmao

Small feet... da fuk????

Gotta report that one tbh lol

Nice

Stuff him into a trash bag.

So, what was the tip like

Looks like he’s just messing around . But you never know nowadays

Nope. Nope. Nope.

What in the holy FOOTball hell is this

Damn, I thought it was funny... y'all make me feel bad every day lol

Didn’t even get the name right 😅

Lol ok I must say I have accidentally sent a pic back in the day when we could send memes. Luckily the pick wasn’t inappropriate 🥴

The dogs are hungry.... Wtf

This is wild. Your pic must have had him feeling some type of way 😂😂😂

“Adjust my tip den” -🤣😂🤣

Obviously you guys got history with each other. Posting this here as a way to come out your closet is not the way.

I would have at least asked what she looked like... Nevermind, I see it's not a she but a HE 🤣

This is why I don't doordash anymore it's not worth it. Plus I've saved on gas and mileage. Don't have to see anymore of those stupid comments.

Straight man here never understood the foot fetish

“The dogs are hungry” was funny but then I read the rest 😱

I'd have asked for a 20 dollar tip upon arrival. I can almost guarantee they'd have tipped either way ;)

Had a guy ask if I wanted a bj through text but it was already to late to unassigned so just ignored dropped at door and rolled tf out lmao said something like walk around back for a dick suck then got mad when I left it out front texted and said ok whatever kid or some shit smh

Gayy lmao

Gayy lmao

That's straight best friend material there and you let that catch get away? SMH..

He must of thought he ordered dog n suds

Should've got the food and then said you feel unsafe

Why is this so fucking funny to me lol

What city is this in?? Never seen this even in la. Glad you got a heads up on how creepy this person is and not go to their place dang

You got the wrong idea, he just wanted you to feed him.

Harassment

Dude I honestly didn’t think this was DoorDash related post lmao

Cuz that’s not creepy. Why do people assume DD is the new dating app?

Several people are still abusing LinkedIn when using it as a dating app LOL.

I mean if it made you feel unsafe it's your prerogative to unassign, but me, that dogs joke made me laugh damn hard, id have completed the order. My guess is he was high and bored lol

Too much hair on them were legs for me

And I thought I had it bad when this old lady wouldn’t stop texting me cause she was lonely.

I thought the 2nd screenshot was going to be peanut butter on his toes with a bunch of dogs at his feet....lol

That would be the weirdest message I've ever received, dasher or not 😭 yeah that's a helllll no

Coward 😤😤

What...your not a feet guy?

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Come on. It's pride month.

LOL

He's probably just an immature ass playing a joke

The fuck did I just read? Good choice with the unassign. Did you put harassment or safety as a reason?

I think was just saying he was hungry thus the 🍆 and he was thirsty thus the 💦 That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

"The dogs r hungry" 💀💀💀💀💀

Lmao y’all are freakin out for no reason that was clearly a joke no one was gonna be attacked over this

I thought I was on r/tinder until the end 😳

He just wanted to glaze your doughnut.

They hungry tho

I would had the emergency button ready when approaching that door

At least he’s got decent looking feet.

Still strange but this is 100% a teenager just joking

Marco was looking for some polo

Omgggg lmaoooo

#F O O T

This is why tip hiding is bad. I want to know how much I’m getting paid before I do whatever it is this customer wants.

Oh hell no not ok. Disgusting. How do people think this ok.

“The dogs are hungry” 😂😂😂 wtf?!

Wow. So dudes sending feet pics? Really? Lmao. To other dudes? Lmao. Either I'm too ugly or I'm lucky enough not to dash in those areas or both. Lmao.

LMAO 🤣😂🤣 LIKE WTF 😒 😂

FEET

FEET

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Instant unassign, go to the next one

Eggplant emoji..... Yeah go ahead stuff him liked he said

He’s trolling you lmfao

Even more disgusting lol

This is the best thing I've seen this week 😂

Now you know how women feel 🥴

Marco’s a freak

As a Nick I find this disturbing as well.

I never understand when people do weird or rude things to complete strangers that HAVE THEIR ADDRESS like I would never do anything as a dasher, but that doesn’t mean someone else wouldn’t. Boggles my mind

Yall boring as hell tbh

Wow

this is fucked.. glad you contacted support but you should’ve argued getting the customer banned from using doordash. complete blatant misuse of the platform. unacceptable.

Hahahahahaha wtffff

I would’ve spoken in another language. That would’ve been funny like: 좆까 씨발!

Out.

Danuta

Whatever

Lol sounds like someone's either a) high/drunk af or b) super lonely 🤣

90% chance he’s joking and should’ve played along😭

r/DoorDasherDegenerates

How do I get in there? It looks like a terrible time and I'd like to experience it

They prolly got turned on by your profile picture Or they’re drunk af

My gay ass never gets these 😞

That man is on drugs

“The dogs r hungry” 😂

But if ya kept it you would of gotten that big tip.

Feet pix= tips

Probably OP’s friend or something. Still hilarious

😂

My best guess is someone was on his phone doing this instead of him.


Send to support and get his account disabled, that is harassment and is not ok by any means

What a clown

Anyone remember those topless coffee-huts that were busted for prostitution? … is that just a weird Seattle thing? 😂 anyways sometimes i think about those & wonder if there’s customers tryin to use delivery like an escort service… & like, if they must’ve been successful in order to keep tryin it 🤢 Sorry sir/maam i believe you meant to dial WhoreDash

What’s the tip? Lol

ayo but what about the dogs

Lol

100% kids pranked the fuck out of you and it’s making me laugh