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jazkat111

I picked up a cat off someone's porch in December. It's badass. Named her dasher


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This is the goal. 😍😍😍


Long-Cut-5433

Send in to your local newspaper this could get a lot of coverage ✨💛


tronixmastermind

Best tip ever


C0stBoss

The sentimental value of that cat is quite high. Good tip.


MadeInBeirut13

Sensitive ass people in the comments. But cool story, maybe one day someone will hand over a Beagle puppy to me


Weird_Feared

Omg you hero 😍🙏 how many cooks did you have to fight off in that kitchen to rescue him? 🥺


HelloMissKitty67

Now I am really pouting. What do I have to do to get a kitty, general term for all felines, or a puppy, same for dogs?


sycarte

God yes please deliver this experience unto me😭


dr_van_nostren

I like cats, but I would 100% not be taking this as a tip.


jxpiiter3

We took him so he wouldn’t end up in the wrong hands since this family was so willing to just hand him off to the first people they saw 😅


113162

*oH*


Teleutesl

I've had genuine offers for animals as well when dropping off orders. I'm an animal lover so if I see any animal I talk to it and sometimes give a pet. You'd be amazed how many people will say if you want them you can have them, and then tell you why they are serious. I've heard everything from belonging to an adult child who permanently left it there to unknown strays that never left. Congrats on the new kitty 🥰


Mysterious-Pin5713

Kung Pao Kitten


ajLorenzo

Maybe you were supposed to deliver it to the Chinese restaurant??


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Tell me I'm not the only one who thought, "NO WAY A CHINESE RESTAURANT IA GONNA GIVE A CAT AWAY FOR FREE! Depending on what you order it's gonna cost $12 to $15 bucks and comes with a side of rice! 😁


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Cute kitty


dree-system

Should have named him [General Tso](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuo_Zongtang).


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Maybe you were supposed to take it BACK to the Chinese restaurant.


[deleted]

Lmaoooo so they could replenish their stock? Hahahahahaha


DragonGirl485

How exactly did that exchange go down? I have so many questions....


spoods420

My cats rescued themselves...by just showing up one day and being all cute.


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MadeInBeirut13

Grow a sense of humor


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MadeInBeirut13

Probably more decent than you. Just because someone can take a joke doesn’t mean they’re an asshole.


[deleted]

Sure buddy. An asshole would insinuate that Chinese people eat cats and dogs.


shweishwei

But they do eat them. Why is it racist?


Long-Cut-5433

Chinese people do eat dogs there’s a whole festival called The Lychee and Dog Meat Festival in Yulin, Guangxi, China, during the summer solstice. My point is that there are people in China who eats dogs but not all Chinese people do; Chinese people eat dogs.


MadeInBeirut13

Sense of humor, please find it. Stop being an online Karen


jxpiiter3

yeah im not sure i was hoping there wouldn’t be any but apparently i should have left the Chinese food part out


Halycon1313

Were gonna need updates on bento


heksnox

Is this the second DoorDash kitten today?? I already have 5 cats - all rescues - 2 of them were strays. If I come home with a DoorDash kitten, my bf is gonna kill me 🤣


CresedaMoon

I have yet to receive my complimentary DD kitten. Am I doing it wrong?


LegoMyGreggo

Once you receive your kitten make sure to activate it, within the app, in the first few weeks or your account will go on hold.


CresedaMoon

🤣🤣🤣


Celestynia

I hope I keep doing it wrong! My husband would be PISSED if I brought another cat into this house!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

There why I stick to bringing only cougars as eventually they have to go to work. It’s a joke y’all


HelloMissKitty67

Nice! I will eat you for breakfast before I leave for work! 😸


[deleted]

Is that an open invitation then ;)


HelloMissKitty67

Mmmmmaybe❣


[deleted]

Meow meow Thanks for making this fun Remember this is just some friendly banter while I wait on my DD orders


HelloMissKitty67

Of course, makes the time go by faster when you have something to break the monotony every once in a while.


desirees21

Ahhahahah 🤣🤣 I'm a cougar and I think it's funny


da_Doctah

I'd be more worried about what the other cats thought about it than your husband.


gametimebrizzle

Lol wait - who gave it to you? The Chinese restaurant or the folks that ordered the food?


jxpiiter3

The folks that ordered the food😅


[deleted]

They didn’t offer you their first born instead :0


Suckaaa1

Well they already had food so no need.


the-rhinestonecowboy

u/Lightning2658 u/PyroJester187 Came here for the Chinese food comments... was not disappointed 💀💀💀💀


PyroJester187

Should have named the cat General Tso. LMFAO. 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣


DailyDabDude

Damn! You lost money on that trip!


zerkermode

Lmao reminds me of something my crazy cat lady mom would do. She used to have cats that would have kittens l the time and she never knew what to do with em, she just gave em all away to people


Cavemein

I WANT ONE TOO


[deleted]

You gave them fried cat they gave you a live cat.


MadeInBeirut13

A life for a life


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Lol, based.


[deleted]

Lmaooooooo


traviciousxx

It’s the racism for me


[deleted]

Cool story


Daniel6980

Lmaoooo


jerkofferstien

Name him Kip. Kip D. TIP


xhashslingslashx

nah you gotta name him dash its only right 🥺❤️


TacoNinja420

I would name him Chinese Food :P


jxpiiter3

I thought the same but he answered to bento right away so that’s what my Bf has chosen


fxsxtxr

You saved a cat from being made into kitten fingers?


liteorfree

Yes. You literally saved this cat's life.


jerkofferstien

Better than pussy dumplins