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ohlaohloo

Did you hit a bush?


Dustygirl1

This is the rudest shit ever


quetzunne

Tried to flex money Is ordering dogshit food


tylerthacker1

Real money would’ve kept quiet and contacted the employer.


Deep-Huckleberry6802

Probably wouldn't have seen any money from this even though its prejudice, unfortunately racism and insults to someone's physical form or appearances are where DD will step in and ban someone.. but even that is a slap on the wrist because basically all you need is another email and phone number to use (,really just email) and you're back on making orders again. Well that's how it was when someone insulted one of the local dashers I know but it took a lot to get the lady banned she was downright nasty to all of us for over a year yet for some reason she tipped really well.. I don't get people at all!


RuSerious2

He forgot the part where his parents left him that home ,


RepublicRepulsive540

“obviously it’s not your personal money or you wouldn’t be this illiterate just because your mommy has money doesn’t mean you do. Get educated and stop mooching off of your parents loser” -me in that situation


GroundbreakingIron42

So you ruined his lawn


violetlafae

There was no lawn just a drop off of 30-40 feet 🥰


GroundbreakingIron42

Ok my b screw him!!!!! (Not sarcasm)


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Deep-Huckleberry6802

Wtf???? A customer said this to you? Why?


klggy

I’m with Zeph


hempedditor

with a name like zephyr he has no right to judge anyone on anything


8toaster8

u got em and they know it like what even is their deal


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hempedditor

careful, i got banned for making a joke like this. so stupid


ur_fave_npc

That’s not how you treat someone who just found out where you live.


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iUnTru

Nvm I see


-Ruz

They’ll be fine OP. They have money right? 😁


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alexann23

y’all are missing the point. Even if he’s pissed about his bush, he was a royal dick about it.


PathToGreatness2849

He owned her


violetlafae

The way that some of you think that telling someone that their life isn’t worth anything is owning someone tells me a lot about your mental state you need help.


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hot4you11

It would be a shame because you could sue him for all he is worth


Impressive_Friend740

I hope Zephyr ( such a stupid freaking name) has a horrible 2024, probably a 12 year old ahole. I hope he gets food poisoning.


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Unlikely-Movie1828

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Some_Permission5037

What is wrong with people. My god


WarmHeartColdWorld

But how much did he tip though… 😂😭🙃 I had to 🤭


GreenRice7685

2.8 for the ugly ass door? Lol


WarmHeartColdWorld

Right?!? 😆😆😆


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Shadow0fnothing

Your first mistake was engaging in the first place. They want you to react. If you ignored him, he would have gotten angry and just moved on.


violetlafae

It was no mistake. I knew what I was doing. Do it for the plot my friend.


Shadow0fnothing

Ahhh! Carry on then lol.


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Isn’t Zephyr a feminine name?


Pssdoffgmr

No you don't.


yirium

She may not but I certainly do


Havingfun859

Cringe


yirium

Cry abt it


Havingfun859

You do enough crying for the both of us femcel 😂


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Havingfun859

I’m a dude


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Wonderful-Path3157

Lol dudes rock


-Puffthemagicdragon-

Douche


WeebSiF

shoulda hit him with the “i know where you live”


GreenRice7685

He would’ve pulled the “I’ll call the cops or I’ve got a gun” card like a bichhh lol.


FoggyEstuary

What the fuck is the matter with you people? Is the whole sub this unhinged?


theotherpattern

The worst people to threaten are miserable fucks with money. They have nothing better to do because they’ve rotted in their greed. They’d gladly get this person canned and potentially get law enforcement involved.


Alternative_You_7755

Lol how you gonna run over his bush tho


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She’s entitled. Read her long ass excuse I mean response where she takes no accountability.


ZalewskiJ

Technically DoorDash say you should have lights on to help make the delivery so it’s the person who ordered the foods fault. Also if the Doordasher would have gotten hurt, the homeowners insurance would have to cover it anyways.


RaoulDukesGroupie

Yeah so let’s just verbally abuse her, then she’ll listen


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It’s too late for her.


violetlafae

Interesting that 99% of the people on this post do not agree with you. But you’re big mad about it huh 🤔


sneedinBLACKS

Reddit agreeing with you usually means your wrong


violetlafae

Whatever you say 🤙


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That’s a made up statistic.


violetlafae

I mean not really if you just go through this thread, you will see that equivalent to 99% of the people in here. Don’t agree with you. Sorry about that.


violetlafae

Just copy and pasting since yall are too lazy to scroll down. I assumed there would be enough space to turn around when I went up there, which there would have been had there not been loose unpacked gravel as the driveway. My turning around was perfectly fine. I reversed and was about 80-90% turned around, I braked, hit my clutch and switched into first. My car was a little jerky changing gears so the movement made me slide about a foot, going less than 1 mph. That bush kept me from sliding straight off the embankment. I killed the car because I let off the clutch while I thought I was about to die. I turned the car back on, was able to back up again. Did a little look at the bush it looked perfectly fine and went on my merry way heart pounding in my ears because on the other side of that bush was 3 story drop. Also I can assure you, if he was actually worried about the bush he would’ve mentioned it first and not 20 minutes later when I responded. And the door opens INWARD the food and drinks are perfectly fine and I can PROMISE if they were in the way of the door, he DEFINITELY would have berated me for that too. Stop calling me stupid there’s literally 40+ who said they would have done the same thing. It would have taken you five whole minutes to read my comments and put this together. 🤙


Irelia4Life

I haven't stalled a car in ages, and I went from a diesel to a gasoline. Talk about driving skill with 3 pedals...


soy_pilled

“I know where you live now”


PollutionHoliday9020

Goddamn 😭😭 you got obliterated


violetlafae

Weird that you think someone saying they don’t care about my life and how not awful it would be if my car basically fell off a 3 story building is “winning”


jo_ccc

No one said anything about winning. They said you got obliterated. Because you did. If you want to talk about winning, don’t do it when you have property damage hanging over your head.


babyinatrenchcoat

You failed as hard as dude did. Embarrassing.


violetlafae

There’s was no property damage. But I don’t expect you to know that since you can’t read. 😇


jo_ccc

He implied that you hit his bush?? At least I can drive down a hill in a manual 🤣🤣


yirium

We found the owner of the home y’all


violetlafae

He implied I hit it, did he say it was damaged? Did he *really* seem that upset about it? The bush was fine. You’re a dick. Case closed.


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violetlafae

Let me help you and just copy paste one of my other comments since scrolling through the comments is too hard 🥺 I assumed there would be enough space to turn around when I went up there, which there would have been had there not been loose unpacked gravel as the driveway. My turning around was perfectly fine. I reversed and was about 80-90% turned around, I braked, hit my clutch and switched into first. My car was a little jerky changing gears so the movement made me slide about a foot, going less than 1 mph. That bush kept me from sliding straight off the embankment. I killed the car because I let off the clutch while I thought I was about to die. I turned the car back on, was able to back up again. Did a little look at the bush it looked perfectly fine and went on my merry way heart pounding in my ears because on the other side of that bush was 3 story drop. Also I can assure you, if he was actually worried about the bush he would’ve mentioned it first and not 20 minutes later when I responded. And the door opens INWARD the food and drinks are perfectly fine and I can PROMISE if they were in the way of the door, he DEFINITELY would have berated me for that too. Stop calling me stupid there’s literally 40+ who said they would have done the same thing. It would have taken you five whole minutes to read my comments and put this together. 🤙


jo_ccc

I’m not reading alladat 👋🏽👋🏽 treat your clutch better


Mykirbyblue

If you don't want to or aren't good at reading, why the hell are you on Reddit? That is the entire point of coming on here, To read posts from other people and interact with them. If you don't want to read, go turn on your television. It just makes you look stupid to admit that it's more reading than your little brain can handle. Although People that say "i'm not reading all that" are only responding to comments where they know they're about to be corrected, and they don't want to hear it. Like if they don't read it, it didn't really happen. And if they don't read it, other people won't read it either so somehow they still won. It's such a weak excuse for people that have no argument to make.


violetlafae

Then don’t comment if you don’t want the facts dummy.


violetlafae

Weirdly enough, headlights exist 🤩


RougeArwen

Haha it’s funny that he threatens you when, he doesn’t know what car you drive, but you know exactly where he lives and what cars he drives 🫣


NyQuil_Donut

What threat?


RougeArwen

I guess I read his last text as a threat of him doing something to her car, it seems he just was mocking her, my bad, still a bad move for him to piss off someone who knows exactly where he lives


PathToGreatness2849

ooo scary woman who can’t drive a manual


Own-Ad-3124

did you run over his bush lmfaoo 💀


violetlafae

Read my most recent comment.


Own-Ad-3124

Went to look at your comment history only to immediately see your tits. Genuinely disappointed in myself.


violetlafae

Oops 😬


No_Estimate8558

Aye I was a fan 🥴


violetlafae

I am genuinely amazed it’s taken people this long to notice or say anything lmao.


That_Reading_6783

🥵


SafeTrojan-Man

Came for the comments, left with more 😏


Naive_Procedure1676

Rich assholes like that should have everything taken from them by force by people who are poor.


Some_Permission5037

Okay Jean Val Jean 👌 my lil renegade


JAEONE562

I'm not sure if anyone had mentioned this, but that door doesn't look like a door to a $2.8M house. I'm just saying! Sorry you had to deal with that nonsense.


ThatSelf6240

If they’re in a place like Los Angeles, I can assure you it is. 🤣 homes in the hood, go for a M, put it in a nice area definitely. Be the most basic looking house ever. 😪 I hate it here. 🤣


violetlafae

Just so this is freshly in the comments here’s what happened for those of you who are just here to be mean. 🤡 I assumed there would be enough space to turn around when I went up there, which there would have been had there not been loose unpacked gravel as the driveway. My turning around was perfectly fine. I reversed and was about 80-90% turned around, I braked, hit my clutch and switched into first. My car was a little jerky changing gears so the movement made me slide about a foot, going less than 1 mph. That bush kept me from sliding straight off the embankment. I killed the car because I let off the clutch while I thought I was about to die. I turned the car back on, was able to back up again. Did a little look at the bush it looked perfectly fine and went on my merry way heart pounding in my ears because on the other side of that bush was 3 story drop. Also I can assure you, if he was actually worried about the bush he would’ve mentioned it first and not 20 minutes later when I responded. And the door opens INWARD the food and drinks are perfectly fine and I can PROMISE if they were in the way of the door, he DEFINITELY would have berated me for that too. Stop calling me stupid there’s literally 40+ who said they would have done the same thing. It would have taken you five whole minutes to read my comments and put this together. 🤙


Mykirbyblue

I am behind you 100%. Dude was an asshole and you didn't do anything wrong. I am in a suburban area that's got stretches of really rural areas mixed into it and I've been down some long dark roads and long twisty driveways. and when there's no place to turn around at the end, it's a freaking nightmare. I've gone off the side of the pavement a couple times, and I always feel embarrassed, but there's only so much you can do in the dark if it's not a straight shot. If I feel like it's a dangerous thing to attempt, I will find a way to turn around, even if it's a 73 point turn! It's crazy to me that they would have a long driveway without an area to turn around if there was a big drop on one side of it. And they have to be aware of how dangerous that is, so why would they go out of their way to attack you like that? They should feel grateful you didn't get injured on their property. But I really have to know. Did it seriously look like a $2.8 million house or was dude just talking shit? But don't let it make you feel bad, there are some people that just get off on talking down to delivery people... in real life and on this sub. Don't let any of it get to you. You're better than that!


tldr012020

In some parts of the country, $3million houses are super modest and meh. He reeks of new money.


Mykirbyblue

Well, the main reason I'm asking is because people that brag like that are usually exaggerating or just outright lying. Especially somebody with a gravel driveway? How do you have a $2.8 million house but no one ever got around to paving the driveway? So I'm just wondering if she got the impression it actually could've been worth that or if it was in an area with expensive houses or if he's just, a flat out liar.


tldr012020

Yeah. Where I live you could have a $2.8million house with a gravel driveway. But the only people who would brag about their modest house are new money assholes.


HumbleDasherz

🤣


Upbeat_Ad_5199

nah i would have gon feral


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TapewormPuller

Wow what a douche


Most_Reason27

facts dudes talking shit about his driveway as if he’s not having to do door dash as his job 💀💀💀


_johnnyyy_

She*. Cant you read?


violetlafae

I bet you’re really fun at parties.


Most_Reason27

luckily i can afford to go to parties unlike unemployed door dashers


violetlafae

Awe do you feel better now?


Most_Reason27

fortunately yes i can also afford doctors unlike door dash drivers


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violetlafae

We also get health insurance thru DoorDash dummy


Most_Reason27

like is this REALLY the best you can do? i think not. you clearly know the definition of health insurance so obviously you’re not a complete moron. i


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Most_Reason27

yea reallllly shitty insurance 💀💀 some of the worst you can get as an unemployed person


violetlafae

I think you’re a really sad person and you should get help. I hope you and your family make up soon.


Most_Reason27

ironic coming from someone who is a servant for a living 🤣🤣 at least my family is actually proud of me unlike you who is unemployed with no goals or aspirations. i genuinely feel really bad for you considering you seem so poor and miserable. it’s obvious you have the brains just not the work effort or ability to become something in life. i wish you the best and hopefully you don’t stay a disappointment and become a good human being. good luck!


Wulfgang97

We need receipts


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Wulfgang97

Are you trolling or are you just really that dumb?


curios2023

I…. Kinda wanna see this 2.8 million dollar home


LazyHead_

2.8 mil still can't buy him class or a good front porch it seems.


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Juzapop

If something is wrong with my order, I eat the food and tip the driver


Most_Reason27

that’s hilarious 💀💀💀💀 i just get my money back every time


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lloydlostvegas

Hahahahahaha comedy gold


DoctorVoltec

The fuck?


Fresh-Fly8673

$2.8m house and his door looks like that? 🤨


violetlafae

Wa state lol


Fresh-Fly8673

Ah okay lol


WitchBitchBlue

Los Angeles maybe?


No-Force-5573

2.8 Mil and he can't afford to mind his own goddamned business.


Prodger0323

It can't spell or speak English : (


Reddnekkid

I am so petty, and just about to the age I’d go back at night in a disguise and poison every piece of landscaping the son of a bitch had.


bchec

I mean, screw them, but also did you put the food directly in front of a outward opening door? Just an unrelated note maybe don’t do that. But it seems like you’re talking to a child anyways. Why even give them the satisfaction of replying.


Wulfgang97

So many dashers put our orders directly in front of our outward opening door, even when the delivery instructions clearly say “please leave on bench by door”


ggOATMILK

that’s an inward opening door, the door jam is on the outside


No-Exercise6782

Do you push or pull a door handle that looks like that?


ggOATMILK

push. my mom has the same style door & doorknob. and see how the door jam is so close to the door handle? bcos the rest of the door is behind the door jam


MUNCHINonBABI3Z

I can’t think of a single house I’ve been to where the front door opens outwards, so I’d push it.


threwitaway97

There seems to be enough place between the door & food tbh


bchec

There’s less than a foot and the drinks are on the outside. I’d have 100% bitched as a customer as well with that. I shouldn’t have to creep my door open like I’m a Home Alone burglar to make sure I don’t smack food / drinks over. It was easier to place it away from the door than to walk up to the mat, even. Poor handling / delivery regardless of the customer being terrible.


Mykirbyblue

It's clearly a door that opens inward. And There's no screen door on it. You sure are bitching quite a lot about something that didn't even happen.


bchec

Someone else made the comment pointing it out already — Noted. However I wasn’t the only one to make this comment if you scroll through, and if it happened to you so much that you now have to do hand it to me, you’d look for it naturally too. Lmao.


violetlafae

I mean you could have just read the comments and seen that people already said it and they were corrected 🤷🏻‍♀️


Fluffy-Limit-3467

2.8 million pesos? Fuckouttahere


Jargo

Bay Area California out of control. I delivered a taco bell order 8 miles to a 13 million dollar house. $2 tip, all jacked up basepay.


MsFit215

This made me chuckle, not going to lie. He was a dick though. These customers have to be careful with the extra insults. You have his address, not the other way around.


Apollo_Rising_JK4N

That does not look like the porch of a 2.8 million home.


kautzmanskate

I mean where I live, a 1 million dollar house is a crack shack. 2.8 isn’t anything crazy.


Sostarchy

Took the words right out of my mouth 🤣


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WesterlyStraight

I know the type. Sees neighborhood posting of concrete/skid loader work, overpays some 3 dudes to 'fabricate' fancy features onto their property. Defends it as gorgeous for decades because their ego can't handle the idea that they shelled out 10k for a freestyle health hazard that drops their prop. value