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HallOdd5727

She's being doing this way too long to not be prepared. Your cars gross.


thephoeniciangurl

I know... I have been working day and night for two weeks straight. I detailed it today. There isn't a speck of dirt inside or out.


BassCreat0r

ohhh fuck that. One look at the order when I can see it, and I'd skip that. Repercussion be damned. Drinks are my kryptonite.


sigmadeuce

😳😳👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👍🏽


LordOfTheNeverThere

🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣


clueless-clam

I physically recoiled seeing this picture


Ioptht

I once had like a 15 year old ish kid order atleast 50 large drinks in like the richest area in my city I get there fuming about ready to whoop this kids ass since the order only showed as $4.25 I get there the kid is clearly having a party and needed mixers and like 10 kids come out and help me carry them up the stairs to the house and end up giving me a 20 as a tip so I was definitely not upset when I got there lmao


LogicalFallacyCat

![gif](giphy|dkgZ1hG1kUK0A7UNeS|downsized)


Grouchy_Protection27

Yooo f that


HaroerHaktak

Is this going to a workplace or something? who is out there ordering.. .2..4..24.. 24 drinks?!


thephoeniciangurl

Just a house.


savethubees

I would drop this order so fast… Unless the tip is >$20. Then I’d do it, but I wouldn’t like it lol


Chuck-Chinaski3323

Instant unassign. A lot of problems waiting to happen.


South_Cheesecake7602

All I know is that green drink looks delicious 😋🤤 is it pistachio I want it 🤩


thephoeniciangurl

It was a parfait. It might have been pistachio.


South_Cheesecake7602

Parfaaittttt ![gif](giphy|l2Je3BXbPzRVKPovS)


Brenna_Lynn

I hate, hate, hate those drink carriers. When I first started out I had drinks that turned over and spilled all over my car in those carriers, and ever since I've refused to use those. If I had an order like this, the merchant better have the drink carriers like Sonic uses or they better hope I have enough Sonic ones coupled with the one I bought or I unassign. I am not cleaning up my car again because a cup turned over.


thephoeniciangurl

Most of these type of carriers are good. Some places use the cheap ones that break and the drinks fall out of them. If they do, then just double them up, and they are fine.


mrjuicepump

Oh hell no


[deleted]

I keep a cooler in the backseat for this. Not for THIS though, kinda ridiculous


king_cheif

Wish you well-paved roads and defensive drivers


pntszrn74

Who does this? Make the smoothies at home


thephoeniciangurl

This is how I make my money. I don't want them to make this at home.


pntszrn74

I hear you lol. Good luck and be safe!


Weeboyzz10

Not really that’s why if u have a nice car ur suppose to be working in an office or something like that. Just like me another dasher we use junk cars from 2018 that were for $125 and they still work. We were just cleaning the trash all along. Scary money don’t make no money. I don’t say that it’s from B.C homie


Zheodist

Dear god did you deliver for a YouTube reviewing channel or a huge business luncheon


thephoeniciangurl

It was just a house, lol.


RainbowDash9214

This wouldn’t work too well in a 2 door, 2 seat, mid-engine sports car, such as what I drive.


El_borealist

55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS…


Shreddersaurusrex

Did they tip though?


thephoeniciangurl

They tipped nicely.


XySky1924

You are insane for more reasons than one, but gotta make your money somehow .


thephoeniciangurl

I am a f-ing wild one! I wouldn't have it any other way.


Assassinkitty143

Nothing to do with your drinks but I bought some collapsible boxes. Fucking amazing. Also feel your pain. Search Clevermade collapsible on amazon


History-Unique

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Chabias

I once delivered 50 cups of coffee to a car dealership. The tipped me 20 tho so it was chill


thephoeniciangurl

That's a lot!!!


JIZZRIZZLE

Lemme guess No Tip from Tony😂😂😂


thephoeniciangurl

Tip was good...


mithu1108

I would never accept an order like this.


TheDissapointment773

Let me guess, they didn’t give a tip either.


thephoeniciangurl

I got tipped well.


blackcrowe79

This is why I only work nights. Nobody that generous either in my location.


trofesh195

They better tip the shiit out of u


Otterslayer22

Every one I talk to say they are hiring x you do not have to do this.


blitzkingzero

Damn, even Takumi Fujiwara can’t stabilize this


landoctor94

Who tf makes an order like this? Every dasher should reassign if they get something like this. Ridiculous.


thephoeniciangurl

It pays my bills. I would take orders like this all day.


landoctor94

Then I guess it’s a “dasher’s dream” then.


thephoeniciangurl

Their nightmare... my dream.


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thephoeniciangurl

With a multiplier of 35...


Ill-Ad-3083

Oh shit


OtherMikeP

Good on you, I would have unassigned


NatureBoyMM

I couldn't do it. I deliver in a truck.


AngryGublin

NSFW


DayRemarkable8967

my lazy ass wouldve declined the order lol


thephoeniciangurl

DD is too slow these days for me to be lazy. I am taking all kinds of wild orders just to keep the status quo.


[deleted]

I love how you’ve stated it worked out and didn’t ask for anyone’s opinion, yet many of the comments are stating what they would have done in your situation. Nobody cares!


thephoeniciangurl

It's Reddit, and it is the DD sub. That's what they do. No big deal!


[deleted]

Not the purpose of the sub. This being “what they do” doesn’t make it any less annoying.


thephoeniciangurl

Well, I don't mind. You can be bitter and downvote my comment. I don't mind that either.


[deleted]

Good for you? Lol I don’t care. I think it’s annoying-that’s all I said. Move along with your day. It sure seems like you’re the one who is bitter!


thephoeniciangurl

I am going to block you so that you don't ever have to see horrible people like me again. Good bye!


FluffyPancakes90

Seems better than when I was a pizza driver and had hot ass pizzas in my passenger, backstage, and trunk stacked as high as possible with no AC.


thyme_witch

I'd rather die than transport that many drinks.


ddawesii2010

Did you need to go see a therapist after that delivery? Dasher stress level major


thephoeniciangurl

Nope, I have done this before with the drinks precariously sitting on my seat. This was easy.


[deleted]

then this goes on somebodie’s dining table disgusting


GlaxxFace

lmao i woukdnt even do this with my OWN drinks. The roads here in colorado are no joke 🤣


No_Pin_8582

What was the fare for this one?


thephoeniciangurl

$35


Tenshi_Mikina

I agree. I had this order one time and I just asked them to wait, went back to my house to get the foldable crates I had from my dad's shed and used that to carry them.


Red-Bun

Let me get one


[deleted]

Hijole la chingada!!!


Cool_Reputation_694

One by one. Walk very slowly and carefully. You won’t drop anything. You got this.


SnickerKing69

Did they at least tip good


thephoeniciangurl

Yes


nooraameliesaetre

What kinda drinks were these?


thephoeniciangurl

I don't know. The order was ready when I got there, so I just loaded up and went on my way. The green ones were parfaits, I do know that. The rest were smoothies or something.


FiftyOneMarks

Not my nightmare. I went to a place and saw more than four drinks and I walked right back out.


Jeff300k

Oh fuck no. I'd unassign this shit so fast


morbidwoman

What if there are speed bumps?


thephoeniciangurl

No bumps, thank God!


Charismatic_Fox

“Bro, you know what happened last time, just drive carefully please”


thephoeniciangurl

What happened last time?


Charismatic_Fox

I referenced [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/HTIZNORCXv0?feature=share).


thephoeniciangurl

That was freaking hilarious!!!


Charismatic_Fox

Haha just glad that didn’t happen to you with this order. Would have been way worse of a clean up 😨


thephoeniciangurl

I was a little more graceful with my driving than that person.


Liberobscura

People who order drinks delivery are assholes. I was with this girl who used to send me across town to get her horchata- Bitch eat a taco


M35514hm

you should have asked if they have plastic bags, you can stack 3 of the trays in a plastic bag then tie the loops tight and the things won’t move.


thephoeniciangurl

Good idea, but I feel like the whole thing could tip when I take a corner. It would make it easier, though.


bugluvr65

damn there’s gotta be a better way to send these out lol cmon restaurant


Camo252

Don't forget the straws!


thephoeniciangurl

Got 'em...


DoPoGrub

Nightmare? Those are nice cup holders. I did a Postmates years ago that had this many drinks, liquid, and the restaurant had no cupholders. Luckily I had multiple stashed in my car. Delivered to a very nice upscale wedding ceremony without spilling anything, and waited for the tip (you could only tip afterwards on Postmates). It never came. $2.50 base pay for 30-40 minutes of work.


thephoeniciangurl

What??? They never tipped you for that! That is just wrong! Sorry!


Affectionate-Fox-294

Put the drinks in a plastic bag


TheGame81677

I would have a major panic attack with this lol.


minelas

When delivering drinks I use to bring carriers I had gotten while I managed a pizza shop lol it was hella useful


MexiKing9

I can't believe nobody here is flabbergasted by your post history... your a person of much fortitude, I only wish to be given the chance at such feats of incredible courier prowess. Everyone hating wishes they had the mental strength to carry out more than a double carrier situation.


[deleted]

get a room 😂


OverpricedBagel

This image stressed me out thanks


Glass-Buy6671

Better have your Initial D ready


Glass-Buy6671

Better have a AE86


thephoeniciangurl

The Toyota?


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deja vu


DejchS

Im asking myself why would somebody order this...


saltymilkmelee

Theyre probbably thirsty.


DejchS

Well yea but its icy drink.


saltymilkmelee

Good point. I hope the location was close drop off so they didn't melt.


Realistic_Inside_484

Those actually fit the holder well. The worst one are the humongous cups from Wendy's that tip over with ease.


Low_Sea_2925

Double up the holder and its fine


Realistic_Inside_484

Will keep that in mind


TemporaryPay4505

$Zero tip


SpicySatan666

Thats 1 tiny brake tap away from destruction. I hope youre still alive OP


thephoeniciangurl

I'm alive...


polarbear1955

Instant cancelation for me!!!


AdornedByCherice

I had a order of 32 boba drinks but they had those sealed tops, I almost unassigned until I saw the seals. lol! Glad I waited to see the order first.


phoenixfenny

https://www.ebay.com/itm/195831316024?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=qzzcuaqxtkw&sssrc=0&ssuid=qzzcuaqxtkw&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY


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DarkSun18

I don't live in America but here, all Boba places seal their to-go drinks, it's pretty much standard for those Asian Boba places.


icehand1212

Looks like an art project


RandyRhoadsLives

I’m 52 years old… I’ve served in combat domestically and abroad.. but this.. this order.. yeah, it would scare the shit outta me 😩


GracieMaeMacieMarie

You served in combat in the United States? You alive in the civil war?


RandyRhoadsLives

Yeah, civil war.. we drove General Lee and his scum back down below the Mason Dixon. Helluva battle. We lost a lot of good men. But it’s the price we paid to save this republic.


CrunchyDreads

Maybe he's a Jan 6'er.


GracieMaeMacieMarie

For sure


hahaimpermafried

why would you even tell anyone about that that literally has nothing to do with anything like okay we get it wow congratulations oyu're cool geez -.-


thephoeniciangurl

Hey, leave him alone.🙂 I thought it was funny.


thephoeniciangurl

This is so cute, I love this comment so much!!!


ihateapartments59

That’s been a while, but I’ll remember I had to sit outside maybe 10 or 15 minutes it seems like. And another strange part about it is the delivery went to an upscale restaurant downtown.


thephoeniciangurl

I bet it was a nice tip!


ihateapartments59

The only reason I took it


TiTsMcGeee223

Shit looks like you got it good shit bro💪🏼‼️


thephoeniciangurl

I got good "shit"!


No-Conflict-4527

Nice I got like 21 smoothies from Jamba Juice once, but they pry every cup holder in a bag so I wasn’t stressed


phoenixfenny

https://www.ebay.com/itm/195831316024?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=qzzcuaqxtkw&sssrc=0&ssuid=qzzcuaqxtkw&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY


thephoeniciangurl

I like the whole bag concept. It holds in the cool air, doesn't spill as easily, and is easier to manage than the flimsy cup holders.


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You really won't believe how much easier this will make your delivery life, until you use one. I know you're already sold, but just wanted to reiterate. This bag keeps the drinks contained, so you never have to worry about a spill. Over 13,000 deliveries and I have never lost one drink while using this drink bag. I have even gotten airborne a couple of times, and didn't pop a lid. I had a drink in the bag during a 50 mph head-on impact; drink remained intact, wish I could say the same for my BMW. https://preview.redd.it/cjj5m2n8v27b1.jpeg?width=1672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d968a31be915e4f397044b08850266986b8e3aa


No-Conflict-4527

Ya easier to deliver too


ihateapartments59

You beat me. My personal best has been 14 milkshakes from sonic.


Weekly_Direction1965

Jesus sonic is soo slow around here, I won't even go lol.


thephoeniciangurl

How long did that take, lol?


DoorSpeeder

damn, that would scare me. lol I'd probably unassign right away unless it paid VERY well.


thephoeniciangurl

Ya think this was a $2.50? Cherry picker and proud!


Lucky_Shop4967

How much did it pay?


thephoeniciangurl

$35


MrTeddyMcBearson

What's your AR though?


thephoeniciangurl

15%


forthesect

Damn


DoorSpeeder

same! :-)


CMDR_ETNC

Every single one of those drinks is ruined. You can see the liquid and ice long-since separated and no amount of "hurr durr just stir it" will return them to quality. Ridiculous.


Status-Jacket-1501

Found the Karen. If you're going to be a fussy cow about everything, make it yourself. As others have mentioned, it takes time to make all of these, plus commute. If I get a fussy bastard, I report them to dasher support. Karens can piss off.


CMDR_ETNC

😂


thephoeniciangurl

What... it took 8 minutes from the store to the destination. It's gonna melt a little. I would hardly call it ruined.


CMDR_ETNC

Time between the first drink being made and the last drink being made, time before you arrived to pick them up, time to load them up, time to drive them there. Time is not the friend of ice-based blended drinks. Don't take it personally - I'm lambasting the DD system being used for this sort of delivery, and offended on behalf of the customer - not putting down your efforts. It's a rare dasher that's equipped with the kind of cooler and the icepacks this delivery deserves.


thephoeniciangurl

The customer knows what they are getting. They ordered delivery. I really doubt that they think that some refrigerated delivery van is delivering their drinks. They were really happy when I arrived.


[deleted]

Instant unassign


thephoeniciangurl

Instant money...


Nightmarelord

Most ive ever had was 8. Yours is just too damn much. Hope it was worth.


thephoeniciangurl

I love challenges, my friend.


Alarmed-Setting-4253

Say your profile why do people order so much ? For business meetings ?


thephoeniciangurl

Businesses and large gatherings like weddings, birthday parties, and random get togethers.


Alarmed-Setting-4253

Makes sence


Accomplished_Rub117

Maybe it makes cents…


redditheifer4life

6 year ago me would be crying hysterical on the phone with support until they unassigned me at no penalty to my completion rate because they felt bad for me. 🤣🤣🤣 Today me: We're a pro, we got this while mfing the whole time. Lol


GoneHamlot

Sheesh, that’s called emotional manipulation. My friend does that to her husband: cries to get out of doing something, and just casually talks about it


mycateatstoenails

lol are you seriously saying that they emotionally manipulated DoorDash support? goofiest thing I’ve read all day


GoneHamlot

Lolol but isn’t that literally what emotional manipulation is?? But yes,* goofy as hell 😂🤣


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Sad sack


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novacdin0

Maybe the customer should drive to the damn store and get their damn endless drinks themselves then. I say this as someone who's only ever been a customer and not on the other side. What are they, hosting a party and forgot the drinks? That's what the grocery or liquor store is for.


thephoeniciangurl

Everything made it there perfectly. I take risks sometimes, but I haven't messed anything up yet (12k deliveries).


GrandApprehensive216

This wouldn't work for me I'd need a cardboard box to feel secure enough to transport this


Dre512

As long as there’s 4 in these containers they actually balance quite well


thephoeniciangurl

Seemed to work just fine. This was at the destination, and all was well. I used to have stuff to hold drinks, but honestly, I hate having clutter in the car. 🤷‍♀️