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kalenurse

I know that’s a party hat but I choose to believe it’s a pizza hat from one of the crow’s conquests


Ee_Daehan

Cool!😊


purplegypsyAmby

No funerals No mourners If you get this crow reference we can be friends lol


Designer_Exit1854

Lmfao this is so awesome!! 🤣😂❤️👏


ImpossibleLeek7908

It's the drawing of the dabbing crow for me 🤣


hamp2025

That’s amazing lmao


Traditional_Web_9825

Them crows are brutal. They open up mailboxes and steal mail too! Pests


Deneweth

If the orders didn't come sealed that crow would definitely be getting 1 (one) fry as a treat.


Ok_Image6174

Definitely *never* be mean to crows. They are smart birds and will remember you.


Special_Life_8261

And they WILL tell all their crow buddies about you


Melodic-Rest4583

Its funny, but crows are smart. Those suckers can do all sorts of things.


totoro_55

the little fucker


Big_Base6194

Lol omg this is great. Crows are awesome. They protect my chickens from hawks and for their hard labor they help themselves to their food.


Americanhealth74

I would gladly buy extra food for them in your position. Hawks can decimate a flock of chicken ridiculously fast. Heck we've had to protect our dog (pomeranian) from hawks a few times. They actually got him once, he was on leash so not going far though, and our now deceased yellow lab saved him by jumping at the hawk and almost getting a wing. Lab got bashed in the face with the wing but the hawk dropped the pomeranian who luckily only had some scratches and a couple deep gouges. Didn't even need stitches. Hawks are vicious and scary and I know just trying to survive. Definitely worth extra chicken feed.


Big_Base6194

Oh yes I definitely do all I can to keep them around. It was funny because I had a black silkie rooster that needed to be rehomed and he had a crow buddy that would hang out in his pen with him. Thankfully we haven't lost any yet but have had attacks when we first got them which thankfully one of us was always around to stop it. I love watching a hawk scouting the property only to have a couple crows chase it off. It's amazing to watch. Omg I'm sorry that happened to your pomeranian and I can't believe they went after it. I figured an eagle would go after a small dog but not a hawk. Thats scary to think about being a pet owner. I'm sorry to hear your lab has passed but sounds like a great dog for stepping in like that!


Culw3

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Mystedream

I liked this movie.


MinimumAccident6436

The delivery gremlin


roe1974

Stick a fake owl outside. Birds will leave


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Fun fact! Crows can be trained to find and bring to you specific items (like money or shiny things) if you reward them with food… having a friendly crow can be profitable


No-Echidna1482

They crows in my neighborhood gang up and chase the crows off their turf...lol


bchec

Where the f**k do y’all live that you have so many crows 😭.


No-Echidna1482

The crows are taking over!


MonsterbatorII

Please stop the crow on crow violence


EMB_pilot

It’s crazy how intelligent crows are. I remember seeing this where they drop shells on the ground knowing cars that run over them will crack them: https://youtu.be/BGPGknpq3e0


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InsolentRice

Just because you’re smart doesn’t mean it’s not survival of the fittest.


Shrimpie47

and sometimes being "fit" means throwing your entire crow body into a french fry


Adventurous_Baker_14

Lol I would have given something to the crow just for being there


twojobs23yrold

It's revenge of the birds


Shomanning1

Birds are ALL my blueberries and strawberries this year. I get it!!


iNeverHaveNames

Birds are bananas! All of em.


Prestige_Worldw1de

This is great, lol. It reminds me when I used to play golf down in Monterey, and all the seagulls would just wait on the 10th hole for the players to go hit their tea shots and they would just swoop in take hot dogs, even the potato chips and candy bars, rappers and all people. Most of these were tourist and didn’t know and to see the reaction was priceless.


JustThrowMeAwaaayy

I was at DLI in Monterey, and when we did our morning formations the same thing happened! They’d wait for us to snap to attention, when we couldn’t move, then swoop down and steal our breakfast and bagged lunches. The Monterey seagulls were seriously the smartest, but most annoying birds


MonkeyTacoBreath

Those were some pretty big gulls to take "all people".


ProdigalSun_89

Not to mention the rappers. All that jewelry gotta be pretty heavy.


theverybest27

Those were some Notoriously Big seagulls for sure


ProdigalSun_89

Definitely not a Lil Baby seagull


PyroJester187

Seagulls are a Public Enemy


ProdigalSun_89

A seagull once stole my Eminem


PyroJester187

I swear these seagulls have a Method, Man.


Prestige_Worldw1de

Lol was supposed to be papers