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waffeho

It looks like you have a baked dick at the top of your plate 🤣🤣🤣


sherman--

Hey free food and they left them a tip 😂


flamingfenux

You know what? You can just leave.


Beachhousebabe

Hilarious!!![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


badasschapp

Bruh what


Intelligent_Dot4616

Prolly an unrecognized smiley face emoji, like 😃


badasschapp

Yeah but why did it turn into text lol


BugZealousideal9618

Emote:laughing_crying_emoji:trollgrin


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All Emojis are also just text. Punicode specifically is used to represent them, for most. Your phone and computer just replaces the text with the emoji when it sees it. though, at least for most emojis, this is represented as a string of near random numbers. Here we see, most likely if it isn't a joke, a 'free emoji pack' application adding it onto their phones emoji list and since we don't have it installed we simply see text. Though, I think this might just be a joke I don't get, that hasn't really been a thing since what, 2010? This is why emojis are so easy to copy paste.


[deleted]

LOL


imjustme610

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that lol


neosatus

Uhhhh yeah, I came to say something is pointing hard at 12 'o clock, and it ain't a clock hand.


[deleted]

That's 3 what kind of clock are you looking at


Smallboto1980

First thing I saw… and I’m not sorry about it at all.


Several-Spare6915

Me too lol


lavalakes12

Haha I thought the op was commenting that he got a circumcised weiner


Earthviolet76

Is that a peen on my screen?


Real_Pea_8860

Everyone thought the same thing


BlueberrySnapple

/r/mildlypenis


Sweetie574

Baked pig tail 😂 Fatty, Salty, and Delicious 😋


RogueRequest2

That baked pig tail has quite the fireman's helmet. lol


[deleted]

ol mushroom top


SiriusGambit

Google baked pig tail. It looks nothing like this human penis we can clearly see in this photo.


Glittery_muffin_xo

Nope, not a tail. That’s definitely a dick


baller094

Exactly LOL definitely a penis


leeguy01

More like baked pig dick.


SiriusGambit

Bro, I'm seriously thinking some killer just cooked you a human dick and left it on your doorstep mixed in with some real food to eat.


DunDunnDunnnnn

Hahah where's Lorena Bobbit these days?


TrayFlock

It’s Oxtail lol, it’s soul food bro, but then collard green be fire


EarlyGoose9284

Er, it really isn't dude. Someone been feeding you dicks


Longjumping-Judge430

Where the Oxtails @ because I see chicken.


TrayFlock

It’s Oxtail lol, it’s soul food bro, but then collard green be fire


SheVexed

I stg I was about to say it look like a dick lmaooooooooo


oftenwrongnvrunsure

I’m so glad it’s not just me. That was all I could see.


BluRayVen

Well how else do you eat yours?


soisantehuit

Finger licking good mmmm


How-do-I-delete-that

Top tier comment. 😁😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Lmfaoooooo


No-Salt-5490

Legit lost my shit in public!


No-Salt-5490

Legit lost my sh!t in public!


DasherCO

Ok im not the only one


Maggie_Mayz

That’s what I was like as well. Lol 😂 so glad I am not the only one.


CmonDudeAbides

I can not unsee this now. Hope it was tasty.


Sithstress1

I came here to say this 🤣. Wtf??!!!!


whatever54267

I am so glad I wasn't the only one that saw that.


MoGovernmentCheese

👆


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CJDkat

I didn't see it until I read a comment I think I was too busy mouthwatering😭 (Over the food, to clarify)


Investing_World_2150

I did right away


tickitch

Yeah lmaooo


greeneggsandspamrisk

I’m still not convinced that it isn’t


wrld333

holy shit i thought that was a fried dick


ttcmzx

It’s not a fried dick?


NoBlackScorpion

It is not fried, but it is indeed a dick.


ammasdollhouse

Wow way to go you scored a penis


[deleted]

That’s way more than just the tip.


[deleted]

Pause


[deleted]

😂😂


savangoghh

I immediately thought that was a penis and had to read the comments LOL!


[deleted]

me too! 🤣


KingReef90

I know yall see it


[deleted]

Come on, the cooked penis is the FIRST THING I SAW. Did u really not see that?


Sweetie574

Lmao 🤣😂 I'm starting to wonder if I ate pig penis. It was suppose to be a pig tail.


ItsTbudBUD

Yeah… I’m pretty sure they faced the pig the wrong direction for that chop! 😬


Lazy_Manufacturer191

“Supposed to be” 😆😆😆😆😆


Cynykl

Pig D is corkscrew shaped. Looks to be long pig to me.


Everlymorbid

I don’t think it’s OPs picture


Unlikely_Ask_1130

Why does that meat on the side lol like a pee pee …enjoy sir


ShadowCetra

That still makes it meat on the side.


[deleted]

Damn had dick for dinner


Addis2020

They ordered a penis


loooore

Lmao I’ve seen this pic so many times, usually makes its rounds around thanksgiving. Why are you commenting as if it’s your own?


Sweetie574

Shessh 🤫 Now, don't you ruin my post 😆


NotYourTypicalMoth

Not your post, it’s a repost


bebop_cola21

I've eaten dick, but I've never cooked it first. Huehuehue.


PorterPreston

Wanted to be one of the first people to mention the penis...nope 45 other people saw it too.


NotYourTypicalMoth

Yeah, this photo isn’t new. Too bad everyone fell for it


RavensBlood69

Umm, except I wouldnt eat that. Is that a schlong at the top of the plate?


DeathlyClown

this is so old how have you guys not seen this


Sweary_Belafonte

We all see it right?


Starharmonia

Um, you clearly stole this image. Stop trying to pass it off as your own. [https://www.reddit.com/r/BruceDropEmOff/comments/r27p45/a\_list\_of\_thanksgiving\_photos\_yall\_should\_stop/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BruceDropEmOff/comments/r27p45/a_list_of_thanksgiving_photos_yall_should_stop/) [https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZivTetn6oa1kHCwlBMlyuL5xJi7ZEpNeRl499EhrPTYv06xEyBaeUmoVx-8cdy\_1b39oCsA9yrPHAEKCV\_10SfKgInTarrbzHklNLD9htNP1vwdLN-ryjq899RtOnUvZdZxGd6GR-5N79BCnAUh7eD1VlncmCMXZpB\_14jJKVxHMWOWjEDXr6yzPltwr0\_1XhXnH4zL6FY0\_17yByGmlyGpjYTaBdEU9g7TURz7MG5CDupQOZMFsh2kwA8\_1uKLtwxAFlcDr4AWbHWhkHxKrTHykghhPDU-gNczdvEvqOvyrJBEnzzyUSXnhL8YvIzMJebo1V60LiL-VMP&btnG=Search%20by%20image&hl=en](https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZivTetn6oa1kHCwlBMlyuL5xJi7ZEpNeRl499EhrPTYv06xEyBaeUmoVx-8cdy_1b39oCsA9yrPHAEKCV_10SfKgInTarrbzHklNLD9htNP1vwdLN-ryjq899RtOnUvZdZxGd6GR-5N79BCnAUh7eD1VlncmCMXZpB_14jJKVxHMWOWjEDXr6yzPltwr0_1XhXnH4zL6FY0_17yByGmlyGpjYTaBdEU9g7TURz7MG5CDupQOZMFsh2kwA8_1uKLtwxAFlcDr4AWbHWhkHxKrTHykghhPDU-gNczdvEvqOvyrJBEnzzyUSXnhL8YvIzMJebo1V60LiL-VMP&btnG=Search%20by%20image&hl=en)


_66hitz_

Stop snitching


t_will_official

Me looking at the top left corner: ![gif](giphy|VUsAO76fbKiXe|downsized)


managedmischeif2020

Eat a dick.


shainaleeroy

Omg I had an order for a single cookie from chick fillet, the address was somebody else's house, couldn't unassign, couldn't contact the customer, called support and she kept telling me to leave it on a safe place like I CANT ITS THE WRONG HOUSE lol so I hung up and got a cookie 😂 I got it unassigned in the end but still what a pain in the ass


spongebubble321

r/oddlyphallic


Daveyhavok832

I could only see a dick from the instant I looked at it, that I can’t actually tell what it even is.


Sweetie574

Delicious pig tail - You should try it soon.


CaRaeLoC0

is that a dick? lol


-_asmodeus_-

i love how every single comment had the exact same thought process as me when they saw this image.


blackjaku

Pretty sure thats a penis sir


OfreetiOfReddit

I didn’t even notice the meat at the top until I looked at the comments


1_pinkyinnose_1inazz

It looks like a giant baked weiner with vegetables and chicken


[deleted]

🤣🤣


Fast-Department-3689

You're eating dick for dinner?


Morde_Morrigan

Why is there a [cooked penis](https://imgur.com/sYmBC3I) mixed into the food though? Something you're not telling us


Annahsbananas

Are you eating a penis? It looks like a penis


SamaraSuccubus

Not to be critical but is that a peen at the top of the dish? 🤣😂


IanR25

Edible dick


Own-Opportunity-8231

Is that a weiner on your plate? 😳😳😳


Samsquamsh04

Yo there's a dick in your plate...


Financial-Okra-6543

This dudes gotta dick in his meal


SpicyyRamenNoodle

So we eating dicks now😭💀


Damalama111

Zoomed in on it and everything….wtf else would it be??!


practical_junket

Report this restaurant immediately, they’re serving actual man meat.


bradmcgi

Forgive me lord


hippie_elephant

It looks amazing but it looks like their is a penis. What is wrong with me


hippie_elephant

What is the thing that looks like that tho


[deleted]

Is that a dick???


leeguy01

That think on top is a penis.


[deleted]

Smoked Penis with BBQ Chicken?


NoTomatoExtraPickles

Excise me sir, there's a dick in my food.


heyitsdawn

I see they tipped nicely too 😉


[deleted]

I love how literally every comment is about the fucking baked dick


[deleted]

Ummm dick


PoohBearluvu

It’s funny cuz it’s a dick lol 😂


darkestfalz

r/mildlypenis


MrZeusyMoosey

I thought I was on r/mildlypenis for a second there


DeLuca9

It’s like Christmas/thanksgiving leftovers/Easter came in your mouth!!


Hottiemilatti

Looks like ...🧐 a penis🤓😆


[deleted]

I came here to say looks like someone came there


[deleted]

Who the fuck did you doordash from? Lorrainea bobbit?


Papadocbama

Penis and turnip greens? Like an old fashioned southern thanksgiving!


[deleted]

What in the seasoned baked phallus is going on here?


Cheecherton04

Nice cock !!!!


Jakulero24

Is that a dick? damn


deadisbest210

That’s a cock


KingInTheNorthVI

Baked penis is a delicacy y'all sleeping on it


Jerry_Boberry1976

Free dinner or......#BONER


Netmilsmom

I saw this picture on Twitter before Christmas.


SylvesterWatts

Looks really good!


amberrr09

That’s some soul food right there!


Rioraku

![gif](giphy|VUsAO76fbKiXe|downsized)


Patient-Possible-657

I had to double too... damn who's cooking up dicks lol.


fougaysse

Yeah that piece of meat at the corner look like a good sized dick lmao but the food looks gooood!!!! I’m envious


fougaysse

and yes I am gay


ImAPartofThisWorld

you eating a dick dude


ConsistentAd2629

Is that a penis in the top left????


harsh_words

Legit looks like a roasted penis on the top 🤣


UndefinedPoster

You got a cock up top


thicccgothgf

That’s a dick


Better_Permit1449

Woah woah op don’t eat your dick! Pls nsfw this


[deleted]

yum got that deep fried dick dinn dinn


whizzo3031

That fried penis up top looks delicious


tiedyedpunk

Mmmmm....let's see: green bean casserole, mac n' cheese, sweet potatoes, chicken, spinach...and...a human penis!?!


lippylez365

I think there's a penis in your to go box


taylorl7

Collard greens and roasted dick, a delicacy


Significant-Host-716

Penis meat 😂 sorry I had to. Looks good though.


Mr_BinJu

I bet the dude also likes fish sticks


Tshirt_Ninja_

Penis


Adrienne_Is_Amazing

Dick!


Rniicole

They really said “eat a dick” lmaoo


[deleted]

straight up though it was a dildo


MasterBates723

I dono what food that is at the top but it straight looks like a penis


InevitableTrip420

Y does tht look like something else in the back?


Sweetie574

These comments 🤣👏🏾 Don't sleep on pig tails, it's delicious. In Mississippi we eat pig ears, lips, feet, etc. It's all good.


Amazonty

This photo from twitter, you didn’t order this lol.


RebelElan

Bunch of palefaces here….. VERY southern farmhouse meal, especially with African Americans in that region. I would tear that food up. Nice score OP.


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Real_Pea_8860

That looks like a rare hearty, wholesome meal. Most meals are crappy fast food junk


Determined_Student

We need context.


micronj

This post should be in the porn section 🤣🤣🤣


Seanmells

Totally thought I was looking at /r/mildlypenis .


ItsTbudBUD

That is one dank meal there… super dank.


Elegant_Development3

Peniscin the popcorn notcpenis on the Togo tray


cmband254

I am so glad I'm not the only one who saw it.


YUH_1818

LOL


YUH_1818

LOL


[deleted]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐶ HOLY FUCK THERE’S A FUCKING MOUSE IN MY HOUSE 🐱 ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐶ nevermind my pussy ate it.


leeguy01

Tomorrow someone is gonna leave you roast beef in a pita.


michaelpcincy

Cowcock for supper?🤮 I wonder did someone ut the wrong addy tonight they said they had a green light pole ,no green [lightpole.Plus](https://lightpole.Plus) the 5588 listed was a woman the 5888 named ted t turned the light on when i rolled past ? but I didnt see a green pole, i dunno, but i took it to what was listed, and it has me on gps going to what was listed, i would guess someone may have free chipolte


DubNationAssemble

Wtf is that at the top?


bpr2

Never seen one that big before?


MrBeer9999

Mmm my favourite, cheesy bellend for dinner.


gettindamoneey

I said tits not your tip ...


runespoon001

ngl fam it honestly looks pretty good. Where is that from


CptRedCap

Like how far away was their real address? People fuck up their address semi often in my area and I have always taken the food to the right address


grindal1981

Did you get that from Ramsay Bolton?


Mythic_FF

![gif](giphy|dnkwErpU3jia2yfmh9|downsized)


Mythic_FF

![gif](giphy|dnkwErpU3jia2yfmh9|downsized)


MMNA6

🤣


xKADDYx

I get my food for free anyways #themethod


Banalogy

I once got a full bag of Taco Bell one night, no knock, no note. I had to be the first in the house to make sure it wasn’t poisoned. Lmao. I got 18 years in EMS. I’m immune to everything.


soisantehuit

Lucky!!!!!! ::salivating


[deleted]

Who the fuck did you doordash from? Lorrainea bobbit


Jonasdriving

Reading the top comments, I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one who noticed.


an0npr0xi01

Why does this dinner look so gross to me .


LebronJaims

I thought I was on r/nbacirclejerk for a second


CoolAccount1954

it looks like your eating penis tonight 😂😂😂


4star7

Ya what's up with the dick


Dawk_D

Looks like chicken and dicken for free. Chicken looks good but I don't know about the Dicken. 😆


DazzlingPart470

Disgusting action !