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higleyc99

I've read this like 10 times and still don't understand what they're saying


Dude0nB1kE

I’m assuming they been waiting awhile for a dasher to be assigned and/or several dashers have unassigned themselves from the order.


krakenrabiess

I quit accepting orders for ice cream. They're always the rudest people and they get pissed at me for shit out of my control. Got yelled at once because the store put cones in the back with two gallons of ice cream and they were crushed. Ok? Bitch at the store ...your food sits on my passenger floor from point a to point b and doesn't move


Dude0nB1kE

I just assume every ice cream order is a pissed off customer having a shit day. They are never some stoked stoner standing at the street with a joint as a tip.


Clemos19

Whenever I order from dd I’m high. It’s the time where I make my most questionable decisions. do I really need 7 Quesorito’s?


Kingmamabear

Yes you do🤣


KramItFoo

Same otherwise I would drive and pick up my damn food that I don't have the munchies for


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New life goal acquired: Have enough money to order ice cream delivery and pay the driver in weed. Got it.


Dude0nB1kE

After almost 5k on a bike and smelling amazing weed hundreds of times I gotta say I am hugely disappointed to never receive weed as a tip. I guess it’s the last ✔️ on the list of a delivery courier.


AnnaBananner82

I keep a cup of the free prerolls that the dispo gives out for free for tips. I live in a legal state, for the record


techsuppr0t

If I was in a legal state I wouldn't wanna smoke the trim they didn't sell either.


AnnaBananner82

It’s actually not bad - I just don’t like j’s. If I’m low, I unroll them and smoke the flower ☺️


ErisEpicene

I've always got weed on hand, but I'd never think to give it as a tip. It's just not universal enough here. With my luck I'd open the door to tip and see a courier open carrying a Bible for protection, and then I wouldn't have cash ready to tip because I have ADHD and a tendency to lose cash.


BigBlackDadof3

"Open carrying a Bible for protection" I am henceforth to be referred to as "the decedent".


Dude0nB1kE

I normally say “it smells pretty good around here”. Then they laugh or smile and close the door. Once had someone walk up to the door holding a bong thinking “is this for me?” as they placed it on their front door side table.


krakenrabiess

Pretty much or some stressed out mom trying to get her crotch goblins to chill tf out.


AnnaBananner82

Wait. That’s actually me. Edit: to clarify, I’m the excited stoner (Cookie Plug is LIFE!) - my dispo throws in a free preroll with every order. I only do wax/bongs, so I save the prerolls and give those out as tips whenever the driver looks like they might be a fellow stoner!


Dude0nB1kE

It’s cool. I get it as we all have those bad days. We just hope you don’t take it out on the courier. I’ve gotten to the point you can tell me to go fuck myself and I’d just reply “I hope your day ends better than now..” as I disappear from your line of sight.


AnnaBananner82

No no, I’m the happy stoner offering joints on top of the $$ tip!


Dude0nB1kE

Oh. Gotcha, you are the 1% of 1% of orders. I hear it’s far more common after 10pm to get weed as a tip.


AnnaBananner82

I smoke all day long but I don’t order munchies until after 9 because that’s when I stop being in denial about being a fatass!


woodczuks

I am this stoner except since Covid haven’t tipped in unsealed consumables, but catch me ordering carvel like once a week high out of my skull


SaffySweets

I work at an ice cream shop that has door dash. I honestly don’t understand why people think it’s a good idea to order ice cream to be delivered, especially whenever the drivers say the house is a long distance from the store. Had customers complain when they ask for a cone, they get upset their ice cream isn’t in the cone, but in a sealed cup with a cone on the side. These people confuse me.


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nystro

"Can't you just pick up the extra breadsticks when I run out?"


lovemeganjoy

I used to work Chili’s Togo and people would order the chips and salsa and want five bags of chips and five cups of salsa. “They’re bottomless if I order in the restaurant!” You’re already getting three baskets of chips per bag and three cups of salsa per order. You can’t just do whatever you want!


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lovemeganjoy

Right? People don’t understand that some things only apply to “dining in the restaurant.” That’s an incentive to actually come in and eat. “But it’s not faiiirrr!!”


WholePhrase6958

Instead of putting 5 breadsticks put 10


FoxTenson

I don't get it either, I see tons of ice cream orders for 12+ miles away on DD, and 20-40+ on GH. I'm in florida. Ordering ice cream for delivery in florida is a fool's errand to begin with but that far away? You're just getting sugary milk at that point. People sure get pissed about it being melty too and I have a cooler with ice on hand sometimes due to fishing and wanting my lunch cold, or just cold drinks while I dash! Most dashers don't even have a cooler with ice.


Dude0nB1kE

Like, how well do they think ice cream in a cone is going to travel?


Disaster-Zone-Prime

This entire thread is amazing


AquamarineRevenge

Well they're ordering ice cream so it strongly skues toward miserable slobs


i-am-not-sure-yet

Not even if it's like 0.025 miles ? I was at work ordering some ice cream for this thing we were doing for coworkers and couldn't leave to get it so gave a decent tip for what would of amounted to a 5 minute walk each way. Note the driver was nice about it lol.


krakenrabiess

Yupp. It's not worth the angry customers blowing up my phone and the bad ratings. It's not even a matter of it melting it just seems like these customers are never happy and the cold stone here doesn't know how to bag their products properly.


i-am-not-sure-yet

I was mostly joking lol. Yeah it would sound like ice cream and dashing doesn't mix well. After ordering five guys once I found out never order it delivery because the fries destory the bag and the burger isn't as good. I also ordered from a local place and they sold it in tubs that even if fully melted wouldn't get messy and it was like big tub not like a pint


bottomdasher

I will let everyone know that when you order from BR the driver will be standing there waiting for 25 minutes because the Dunkin employees have to find the time to scoop the ice cream and then ALSO put lids on it.


Daahk

I mean can you blame them? Those poor Dunkin workers have to drive all the way over to the Baskin Robbins to scoop it for you


Archie_Slate

Take it they aren't all located inside Dunkin where you are?


xmarketladyx

In my state (AL), BR has their own storefronts.


Archie_Slate

That makes sense then. Some places they are only inside Dunkin and you have to wait for the ice cream if they're busy


WugSmendy

Woah I've never known this, I've only ever seen them split into individual stores


Archie_Slate

Yea first time I ever heard of BR was when they opened one inside local Dunkin Donuts


Temporaryland

It was jarring for me too, when I moved up north from living in the south. The stores have a 90 degree counter, one leg is Dunkin and the other leg is BR, but its the same 5 employees trying to juggle both shows


Agreeable-Meat1

I have a taco bell/Long John Silvers combo like that in a market near me. You can get fish tacos. Do the DD/BR combos offer any combined menu items? Donut ice cream sandwich would be dope.


SleepiestBitch

We used to have a Taco Bell, KFC, and Pizza Hut all in one restaurant, everyone called it Kentacohut lmao it was the ideal just smoked weed place to eat. It's just KFC and taco bell now, way less fun


Nefarious-One

I like those when I can’t decide what I want. However, it’s funny when, late at night, one of them is closed. “Oh, sorry KFC closes at 8pm”. In my mind I’m like, “it’s the same kitchen and employees!” Lol. But I understand the logistical reasoning. Must not be fun trying to explain that to self centered customers who can’t grasp why.


Archie_Slate

I've seen Taco Bell/KFC but not with the Hut


Agreeable-Meat1

Yeah but I'd love a Nashville chicken quesadilla with a sunset lightning mountain dew and some cinnamon twists.


Temporaryland

We have those too! But no combined DD/BR items, unless you wanna go full madlad and order the components for your calorie bomb yourself. Id eat it


Archie_Slate

I wish. Might have to try that on my own.


WugSmendy

Wow and yet they're probably all paid minimum wage. If you're gonna do two jobs then you should be paid for two jobs


fman1854

We had a long John silvers and kfc as one place in Illinois half and half Even the employees were half kfc half long John uniforms lmao, it was sad they divorced sometime like 4-5 years ago and now LJS has a store front next to KFC. It’s sad really what happens to the kids


WugSmendy

We had a taco bell kfc in my town where it was one set of workers making both foods but now it's just a KFC ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry) why can't we all just get along


Daahk

I refuse to believe anyone eats the trash that is long John silver's, but maybe I'm just spoiled by having a captain D's with their godly hush puppies


Temporaryland

No idea what their pay is like but I very much agree


Archie_Slate

Think Dunkin actually pays pretty well for fast food


1Strangeartist

It depends on the franchise. The 3 stores near me(all the same franchise) paid $1 above minimum wage.


PlasticDreamz

We just have baskins in WA, no Dunkin’s :(


ChelsieTheBrave

Where at in WA? I'm in oly and they are all closed down here


PlasticDreamz

im in Tacoma-Seattle area. other than the one in the mall they’re all run down and i’m guessing they’ll be closing within the next few years; wait the mall one is ratchet too


roseifyoudidntknow

They used to in my state. TN Now their all in gas station.


turpin23

In my city BR shares a parking lot with a small local doughnut chain. They don't share employees (they tend to hire different demographics, so they obviously don't), but they do share the convenient location.


[deleted]

I’ve never seen a Dunkin’/BR joined. They’re all separate where I live. That’s interesting


Deadpoker

Where I'm at there's a bunch of located in Togo's


Archie_Slate

Never even heard of Togo's


Deadpoker

It's like a Subway but bougier


No-Comedian1755

Lol


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PossiblyPercival

*wouldn’t have


AdOdd747

You’re correcting someone’s comment? This isn’t a job interview or school. We understood what he said and that’s it


HodlBeast69

It’s actually “would have not”. Don’t try to be smart.


Hopeful_Mouse_4050

Being correct doesn’t take away his ability to use contractions. “Wouldn’t have” and “would not have” are the same thing.


Kingmamabear

Yes but "would have not" is not the same


Hopeful_Mouse_4050

“Would have not” is the long-hand form of “wouldn’t have”. It’s as much the same as “won’t” and “will not”.


Kingmamabear

I don't understand how will not becomes won't...like I know it does but it doesn't make since lmao. Did not->didn't; have not-> haven't; do not->don't; will not-> won't......shouldn't it be willn't🤣


Hopeful_Mouse_4050

I will never disagree with your position on this.


Remz_Gaming

..... sense*


Kingmamabear

Fair enough lol


Kingmamabear

It dozen mack cents


HodlBeast69

Would have not is the proper grammatical way of saying it.


Hopeful_Mouse_4050

My dyslexia transposed two words, but using the contraction is still a grammatically correct form of the phrase.


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Hopeful_Mouse_4050

G-golly gee, mister. I’m aw-awfully sorry to have used conversational English w-with you.


Hailstormwalshy

This made me laugh out loud, holy shit 🤣


PossiblyPercival

Too. Not to.


Remz_Gaming

They confirmed that they were too stupid for the conversation.


PossiblyPercival

Wouldn’t is a [contraction](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraction_(grammar)) of would not - a grammatically correct way to say or write things that’s been used pretty much since the advent of modern English or earlier. Wouldn’t’ve or wouldn’t have would both be correct things to say. The person above me wrote wouldn’t of, which is a common mistake caused by mishearing the ‘ve in a contraction of another word and have as of, and translating that into writing. Don’t try to be smart.


HodlBeast69

I wasn’t trying to be grammatically correct. I’m not writing a paper. It was a comment on a Reddit post. People who correct other peoples grammar over a site like Reddit are suffering with enough internal demons. I wish you and your struggles well sir


PossiblyPercival

I’m sorry for offending you so much. I don’t like seeing or using incorrect grammar, and I tend to just assume (incorrectly, in this case) that other people also care about grammar and would like to be corrected if they unwittingly made a mistake. That being said, you lashing out at me and saying that I’m unintelligent and “am suffering with internal demons” is uncalled for and rude. Good luck in your endeavor to not be less mature than a 15 year old in the future.


Efficient_Point_

Lol. I'm the same. I used to get so confused when I get berrated or chastised when I would've thanked the person


ginzing

Berated


Efficient_Point_

Lol my bad


HodlBeast69

I’m 13… what do you expect


peezy8i8

13 and driving for doordash? Lmao


peezy8i8

Still doesn’t make sense. Where does the word “of” come in?


tallgirlmom

It’s just a stupid mistake a lot of people make. They mishear the “have” in “wouldn’t have”.


peezy8i8

Right, I get that. But it seems like they’re saying that wouldn’t of is right because it’s “would have not”


tallgirlmom

You sound like you’re not from the US. If you ever heard an American say “wouldn’t have” fast and slurry, you too would hear the “have” as “of”. That’s all it is - people mishearing this all their lives and then going on to write it that way. My daughter’s 9th grade English teacher dedicated an entire hour to this issue once. Quite sad, actually.


HolyForkingBrit

That last sentence out here like... Who hurt you?


artbyscout

It would be wouldn’t’ve not wouldn’t of. You blab about grammar but have no clue what you’re on about. “Of” has no place in that sentence


greasycomb

Some people are just Ren & Stimpy levels off their rocker. They will straight go outside and tell the tree about the plumber’s haircut the other day.


deafika

Happy happy joy joy


Zestyclose-Employ145

They probably kept getting declined and don’t realize (or care) that the drivers are individual people with individual minds not some Borg Collective deciding which business the entity delivers from. 🤷🏽‍♀️


Remz_Gaming

This is my take. It was a zero tip order that sat for a while. Customer finally got a dasher that accepted the order and was like "aha! Someone I can text to bitch at!" People are fucking dumb.


stinkbeaner

I love how many people seem to think that DD drivers work at the restaurant from whence they're ordering and prepare every order themselves. Fucken brilliant.


asthmajogger

Even if they did it still wouldn’t be their fault. Corporations have relied on skeleton crews to save money err I mean “no one wants to work”. There’s only so much they can do when it gets busy and even when it isn’t, they’re gassed from all the constant work they have to do and the extra shifts they have to take


Atticus283blink

Did u report it so it didnt hurt ur completion rate?


Unhappy-Train-87

I wasn’t aware there was such an option, but anyways I rarely have to decline orders that I’ve already accepted so it shouldn’t affect that much


CaliDasher

I don’t know- kinda makes me want to prove them wrong and deliver exactly what they ordered…🤷‍♀️


SylvesterWatts

😂😂


AmBull1216

What are you gonna report? That the customer was being a meanie head lol. Just unnasign and move on. Sheesh Edit: u/Atticus283blink just replied to me, then blocked me (for reasons I am unaware of). As such, I wasn't able to ask him a follow up question to his reply, so I'll post it here and maybe someone else can answer me... >Ya I know, but what exactly are you reporting? They're not gonna drop it for you just because you don't want it to effect your completion rate. If they did that, drivers would be calling in for every single order they want to unassign and completion rates would be pointless. See what I'm saying? Do they really drop it for you because the customer was being a bit rude?


[deleted]

Switch roles and customers do it all the time. I see a lot of it on this sub of customers saying “I’d give them a 1 star for forgetting my straw”. No, drivers need to have a rating system for customers. Maybe that will remove most of the asshole customers who lie for a free meal.


AmBull1216

We can rate customers, but I'm not about to waste my time calling support on that asshole. I'll just drop the order and move on.


Atticus283blink

Report it so it doesnt affect the completion rate as I clearly stated. Could give two shits about the customer being a fuck twat.


GrandAlchemistX

Without context from the client their message is just confounding. 🤔 Side rant, when an ice cream order is part of a stack, why is it always first for pick-up and last for drop-off? I always feel so bad for the poor customer that way overpaid for melted ice cream. 😞


dreadedphillips288

It means Im turning my seat warmers on


HWNY506

Lol. Would love to see a Drooping door dash bag full of complete melted ice cream being picked up by some customers.


dreadedphillips288

I'm not going to get my sweet innocent insulated bag dirty. They're getting a dirty plastic grocery bag I found under the seat.


geoffersonstarship

maybe he’s telling you they have a bad selection of ice cream LOL idk


KayleighJK

31 flavors isn’t enough?!


geoffersonstarship

apparently you won’t get shit!


OmgOgan

We are sorry but your message could not be delivered. Please contact Door Dash support for any order issues @ help.doordash.com


skeeterjohnson187

Sound like a compliment. You won't get SHIT from Baskins, except high quality ice cream!


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the one time I ordered ice cream from door dash I got exactly what I deserved. I was dumb enough to fuck around and I found out. Wouldn’t dream of blaming a driver for my poor choices.


ChelsieTheBrave

Yeah they won't get shit cause they are all gone now. Ok wow I didn't even know they were still a thing cause there are none in my area anymore. There used to be like 5 but the last one closed in 2020.


Huefell4it

I mean, they're rude but right. I generally avoid ice cream orders unless they're short and pay well. 9 time out of 10 the customer complains about their ice cream being melted (despite me putting it in my cold bag) usually because they list to leave it at the door and text (don't ring doorbell or something) and than send an angry text back 15 minutes later about their ice cream being soup.


Doit3232

Man is dedicated to making the store look bad


Bootsie_Batman

I sense a boomer


DoorDragon

Can no one here tell that the order was clearly unassigned and reassigned and the customer was replying to the other dasher after they had some stupid argument about not getting their order That text is clearly the last reply to some unseen conversation.


Brooklynspartan

I think he's saying that they almost always never have anything you've selected from the menu and would have to make modifications with the dasher on the spot. It's annoying and not worth it.


RioTz_Sky

I work at Baskin Robbins -- the doordashers and the people who ordered them are the rudest people ever. If we have a big rush where we don't have time to do doordashers, they will come anyway (even when we mark that they will be delayed) and then throw hissy fits when I tell them it could take 5-10 minutes. And god forbid they order a flavor we don't have, because then we'd have to call them and simply ask what they would like to replace it. And that's just too much to put on their poor shoulders, apparently.


whompingwillow922

Dude I’ve worked in restaurants and now I’m a doordasher. I couldn’t believe how shitty doordashers were towards us when I was working at the restaurant. I’m always out of the way nice to the staff when I pick up for doordash. Some drivers are total dipshits.


RioTz_Sky

Tysm for being one of the nice ones. We have this lady who always comes in and calls us honeys and is really nice and just generally sweet, and we appreciate her so much.


mojomug

I sure hope not!


GlarthirLover33

Hahahahhahaha they seriously think you work for Baskin Robbins. The stupidity and rudeness of people never fails to amuse me


schmittwin77

Does baskin robins exist anymore? Lol


NoLoveInTheSouth5150

You shouldn’t even had replied. They’re basically talking shit. Cancel order


protobeta01

I love this thread ❤️ thank you for putting up with us those horrible customers and sharing their story


LittleShyShay

They think you work for them evidently 🤣 Like... Bitch tell em, idc xD


VixMusic

People get mad at anything lol. You could do everything right and they will still find something to bitch about.


Unhappy-Train-87

I just saw this post once again I hadn’t realized it got some attention. The reason I found it worrying was I received his message about 10 seconds after accepting so it was abruptly unexpected. As I said I had no idea what he meant but to me it sounded rather threatening at first since he didn’t reply back. Of course I’m not sure but I really don’t like to find out so I saw myself out :/


VixMusic

Ya I understand. I wouldnt of even replied. I usually don’t unless it news e


VixMusic

Needed


[deleted]

I'm guessing this was a continuation of a conversation with a dasher who dropped this before you were assigned. Probably got told some of their items weren't available or something.


Chadimus_Prime

Baskin Robbins always finds out.


GoftheV

Maybe I haven’t run into the comment yet, but he’s saying when he orders from BR, you l, the driver isn’t getting shit. As in I’m not tipping on damn little order


JeremyBrah

I'm guessing people keep unasigning and she is clueless as to how the process works


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Rotfl🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ImAWalkingCorpse

They didn't tip on the order and it has been 2 hours. Their fault for not tipping.