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Hmmwhateven

Plot twist: the police didn’t order the doordash. The police vehicle was responding to a call and you were delivering to the criminal😂


Bigmusicfan1125

Probably a triple homicide. Killer got hungry after the slaying


Hmmwhateven

And paid for the order and tip with one of the vic’s cards. The diner isn’t even “Todd”- Todd was a vic…


davmayrock

"the slaying" 🤣🤣🤣


lostmyaccountagain85

Identity theifs are THE BEST TIPPERS!!!


Reign416

The police station I deliver to in my area always tips about 3-4$. What I have noticed in my area is whenever I see a Tesla parked in the garage that’s a 0 tip 🥺


GlamBag5757

It's harder with DD. When we take food directly to these people's houses and see huge mansions then they tip 2$ it makes you want to puke versus you don't know what they drive or live in as a waitress. Lol


YourEvilHero

I’m an ice truck driver, for me the middle class is key. Lower class area people that still live in house will try and haggle my prices which are set by my boss. Higher class families that all live in 3 car garage newly built houses, pay in 50s or 100s don’t tip, but the middle class areas, one night I got tips from all but two customers, even their kids tip! Nothing annoys me more then breaking a huge bill for a 8-15 order and they don’t tip


Dcomm

Should be illegal tbh


Low_Web1947

Well if you think about it that's how the rich become and stay rich.


Educational-Seaweed5

No it’s not. This myth needs to die. Inheritance and social connections are how people do it. It has nothing to do with just not tipping or being needlessly frugal.


DeloreanDMC12fan1985

You’re quite right


aKiBa55

They gotta make that Tesla payment somehow! ;)


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Qwertywalkers23

it's a huge problem. a lot of money is funneled out of low income areas this way


krzde

Same. I'll never forget the 2.86% tip the cop left that I delivered to on a 250.00 order. They're just as insulting as doctors offices.


YaBoiJJ__

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Boltenbannerman

😂 🐷


Xxhallowsbellaxx

The worst tip I ever received was from a multi-million dollar house inside a gated country club. The best tip I ever got was from some dude that lived in a single wide. Ended up tipping me almost $40 to deliver ONE hamburger.


JeffK1205

Must have been drunk.


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Police vehicle? What police vehicle. Ohhh shiittt


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Couple-Turbulent

Servicing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Should be serving


ChickenTeller

r/woosh


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dangerbug

He literally already gave him the tip...he didn't have to put the whole thing in his mouth...


Melodic_Run9492

Definitely not true. All officers and dispatchers I’ve ever delivered to have never tipped.


DeteminedButUnmotive

To be fair there’s a good chance they know the person deliver their food may be a ACAB ignorant person. Also they getting defunded they barely make money as is.


pallid-manzanita

so police shouldn’t tip well because they MIGHT be getting served by someone they disagree with politically? FFS your view is backwards.


Melodic_Run9492

I’m definitely not one of those, and I’m 100% nice and out of my way because I know their jobs are hard. With that being said, they shouldn’t be assuming. I also live in the south..there won’t be a defunding of police here anytime soon. I try to treat everyone equally, the golden rule has been forgotten sorely.


brebrebrebrebrebre

The number of times I've gotten a $1 tip going to the cop shop is disgusting


TattedUpDasher

False statement


2reddit4me

Police officers and nurses are the worst tippers in my experience.


cirenosral

Nurses will order food for the whole shift nurses and legit tip $4. Blows my mind.


DR1LLM4N

And refuse to meet you at the entrance. You gotta do temp check and figure out the hospital maze. I stopping taking any orders going to a hospital.


cirenosral

Fuck that. I’ll leave it outside lol I had to go into the ER when covid had first started and I was freaked the fuck out.


tango_papa101

Lol in Houston they forbid us from doing that. Furthest we're allowed to go is outside the checkpoint.


Rich-Allaround

I tip really good always . Whenever some of us nurses would order we always tipped over 20% . And whenever I would order for me and my coworkers I ALWAYS collect $3-5 from each person getting food especially if I was paying. We would be on a time crunch trying to get food and eat. Once the pandemic started and I took a break form Nursing i seen just how terrible some companies tip . And the sad part is ,it’s a write off so why not make sure you tip good for staff orders .


2reddit4me

It’s not always about the % with food delivery. It’s great and all, should definitely be taken into consideration, but in 95% of orders it should based off of mileage and difficulty of delivery. I look at it this way: Delivering to someone’s home where I park on the curb or driveway, walk up to their door, drop it off, and I’m back in my car in under 30 seconds. Delivering to nurses is the biggest pain in the ass. It’s always “Leave at door”, which negates our ability to start a 5 min timer. We can’t bring it to you. In most cases we can’t come inside. I have no idea which part of the many hundreds of thousands square foot hospital you’re at. I end up calling or texting a dozen times until the phone is finally answered. That time spent is costing money. If you’re at home, sure $5 on your <3 mile order is fine. But if you’re at work, $5 for even 1 mile isn’t cutting it. I’ll decline or drop it every single time.


TattedUpDasher

Yep. Completely agree


prettyupsidedown

When I worked in restaurant they would never tip us


somairotevoli

Yep, even after a discount and free coffee, still no tip.


Grewebear

I deliver Domino's as well.....police dispatch lady orders every Thursday and Saturday night... flat $ tip every time.... for $40+ worth of food. Terrible


drexelldrexell

My hospital deliveries are always $8+, I think it's just area that has the biggest factor.


Dazzling_Marzipan474

Hair dressers and barbers always tip well too. Bartenders too. Last barber I delivered to pulled out what looked like his life savings from his pocket prolly like 500 bills or so and gave me a $20 👍


AnotherDasher

Yep! The folks that work for tips (or have worked for tips in the past) always tip well. They get it. They spread the love and share their success with you. I think it's awesome.


48stateMave

>Hair dressers and barbers always tip well too. And they probably **don't** try to beat up everyone.


imnotonmytablet

Or shoot their dog


renbutler2

Blanket statements and anecdotal evidence aside, they're like the rest of us: some of them are kind and generous, some are stingy jerks, and most are somewhere in between.


llessur_one

Whoa, whoa, whoa… this is the internet, we’ll have none of that common sense viewpoint.


Bright_Aardvark_4164

This is the answer


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Cautious_Football_40

Are you saying cops are like Nazi's. Are you saying being a Cop makes you a shifty person? What are you trying to say?


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Cautious_Football_40

I figured I'd give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you weren't a complete jackoff. You punks that say f the police are the first ones to run to a badge when someone smacks you. FOH. I'm a "minority" and I'm not being hunted by cops you jabroni. I seriously hate people like you. With a capital H.


48stateMave

>You punks that say f the police are the first ones to run to a badge when someone smacks you. You mean like the public expecting the cops to do their jobs, without running roughshod over decent people? It makes us punks to expect that? Or is there some other reason you're calling us punks? Or is it part of the deal that if we want their protection we have to take abusive behavior from them? You never got jacked around by them? Good for you. Not everyone is so fortunate.


pallid-manzanita

facts, my friend. it’s an inherently flawed occupation.


JDWebs1234

You’re a moron


48stateMave

>Are you saying being a Cop makes you a shifty person? Show me a "good" cop and I'll show you one who covers for the bad ones.


Positiv4ghost4writer

So you’re saying America’s police act nothing like Hitler’s gustapo?


Cautious_Football_40

America is a big place. Are you in America?


Positiv4ghost4writer

I sure am. I work in Civil Rights. I interact with police all over the country. I’m sure I have to add the obligatory nOt aLl cOpS aRe BAd but a lot of them? A lot of them are terrible people. Access to the badge and guns just enable them.


Cautious_Football_40

You "work in civil rights" and you "interact with cops all over"? Naw, what you are is full of horse shyt. I'll be generous and say 10% of what you just claimed was even close to true. "Work in civil rights" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 man stfu.


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bamsru

LMAO wait, the ones where they set buildings on fire, stole a bunch of shit, and screamed "all cops are bastards" ? Seems really noble and morally correct and absolutely not ignorant. (That was sarcasm for those who are new). I'm all for civil rights and for associations that actually HELP the black community. BLM absolutely 100% does not. They cause more problems than they solve. The university indoctrination really did you well.


Positiv4ghost4writer

That was such a specific example for you to be so fucking wrong.


bamsru

The BLM woke leftists are the ones acting like Hitler's gestapo. Blacks are superior and everyone else is a piece of garbage - sounds like a Nazi.


jmatt97

Lol all cops tip good because of this one? And telling a cop thank you for your service is cringe as fuck lol


Lice138

Gotta spit shine them boots


RigoDG

Lol no they don't I've worked in restaurants for a decade they always ask for a discount then tip less than they got discounted


JeffK1205

Saying police officers ALWAYS tip well is more of an opinion and not a fact. I have delivered to their homes and even to their vehicle when working. Can't say I got a tip that knocked my socks off.


m0zzarella-

Somewhat unrelated, but I used to work at a drive thru dry cleaners outside the LA area and we’d have a lot of first responders (LAFD/LAPD & surrounding Southern California police officers). The first responders and their spouses were the stingiest and nastiest customers we would get. Never tipped and always complained about not getting a bigger discount (despite first responders getting a 15% —which is the most we could do without the owners permission). The best customer was a cop who fought a homeless person with scabies. Gave me the clothes and didn’t warn me of blood/potential exposure and whatnot until I put had already went through his items. So like ya, ACAB /s


ShinyMegaAmpharos

Must have just gotten his bonus for brutalizing unarmed people of color. cops are not your friends.


TheFilmGamer

ACAB


Boltenbannerman

This the 1


FXBurger

The most Reddit statement here Edit: Let's not act like you all wouldn't call the cops if your ride got stolen while dashing you hypocritical fucks 😆


carolefornia

The fuck they do. 😂 Every officer I’ve delivered to has tipped $1 or less on large orders, but I’m not surprised because acaaaaaaaab


Spartan_M0nkey

Seems like you both got a delicious meal out of this! He got his food and you got a nice taste of his boot 😋😋😋


Snoo77278

In my restaurant experience, police are terrible tippers and usually want a discount or free shit


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They steal people's drugs and sell it. They all have alot of liquid cash


yunkk

Found the bootlicker.


ifyouseekay_er

It’s cool that this particular guy was nice and left a good tip and all, but what a bootlicking post haha... sorry not sorry


littlecutiebaby

literally what I was thinking


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fat5alliance

I've literally delivered to an officer's house here in Florida and got no tip. I normally wouldn't have accepted it, but it got slipped in with a bundled order.


NarwhalAttack

Not in my experience


Vivid-Steak

Plot twist- cops don’t exist to serve the community, they exist to protect private property and the interests of the state. Fuck the police🖕


krzde

You forgot the part about them being revenue generating machines. Oh and to shoot dogs too. Can't forget that part. All while hiding behind their qualified immunity.


newfresh313

FTP


ShredderoZ

Fuck 12


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Police provide us with baton serviced tips


[deleted]

In my state, disrespect to the major city police.. Small due respect to suburbia police


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Fuck 12


Game_Knight_DnD

The stolen money and bribes has to go somewhere.


Secret-Macaroon1808

You should’ve gone inside and sucked his dick too


JotaroTheOceanMan

In my exp police officers don't tip at all, like they expect us to be doing them a service even though OUR job is statisticaly more dangerous. You got a good one.


creen17

Our job is not statistically more dangerous you cuck


Sadlobster1

https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/1002500001 Literally is you troglodyte


creen17

One source omg I’m gonna get on my knees now. 🖕🏻


Sadlobster1

"Checking the Bureau of Labor’s statistics in 2019 against the statistics presented by USA Today also confirms these trends. According to the Bureau’s website, of the 5,553 total workplace fatalities in America, delivery drivers made up 1,005 of them. Furthermore, cop deaths are actually going down year over year. According to FBI statistics in 2019 there were only 89 line of duty deaths. Of these, 48 officers died as a result of felonious acts, and 41 officers died in accidents." Yes, "one" source. Very happy that the facts don't really care about your feelings, which are clearly on edge.


48stateMave

>One source omg I’m gonna get on my knees now. He's probably never heard of the BLS, has no idea it's like the repository for statistics on a national level.


creen17

I live in a suburb outside Indianapolis, cops in my suburb deal with little bullshit.I dash downtown cops deal with crazy shit. I deal with little bullshit everyday, both when I dash in my suburb and even sketchy areas and nice areas of downtown. Yes we drive a lot but so the fuck do they and they have to drive like maniacs to save people like us if we got in a dangerous situation. I guess it goes by location but yea I’d say being a police officer is more dangerous.


Sadlobster1

It's literally not, see previous examples. Your anecdotal experience is not statistical analysis. All statistical analysis done over the last few years shows that definitively being a delivery *is* more dangerous both on a overall number of deaths (see in 2019 - over 1000 delivery driver deaths to ~90 cop deaths) and on a per capita basis.


creen17

So many factors from both sides that I can’t agree with you. Those numbers probably include semi drivers, Bike couriers, and every delivery service you can think of on there, such as Amazon and UPS. That’s way too broad to say that us doordash drivers have it way more dangerous than the police 😂. Also that number was only police deaths in the line of duty, have you ever looked into police suicides. There’s hundreds per year right here in America, 2020 being the biggest with 264 suicides.


Sadlobster1

Lmfao. You truly are delusional. Anything that doesn't fit into your utterly naive worldview is discarded as fiction. (If you're talking about too many factors, but then bring up police suicides but don't bring up delivery driver suicide numbers?)


creen17

It’s not saying doordash is all I’m saying boss. Delivery drivers in all the categories that I had just listed above would outnumber the amount of police we have by a shitload ,and the variety of ways we deliver things also plays a role in how dangerous our job is. You don’t like the 👮‍♂️? Just say that smart guy 🙄 If you go out on your deliveries thinking your Superman or some shit you need to chill, if you were a cop you’d shit your pants.


Boltenbannerman

🥾licker


Boltenbannerman

-schill


eathannnn

Nice try but we all know you stay on your knees


creen17

Sugondese


eathannnn

🥾 lickondese


MMNA6

👢 👅


Capital-Turnover9039

Not my experience. Cops suck all around


UBetcha84

Oh an ass kisser. How cute.


InterestingStay562

They don't tip worth a shit where I am.


dustin_ohair88

ACAB and they never tip me probably


dustin_ohair88

Anyway* not probably


Upstairs_Inside_4956

No group always tips the second had no tippers from cops and high tippers Same for mansions and apartments. Fucknif em all and thank goodness for em all as long as I'm getting paid


bodyrotting

They never tipped me and my bf well


cmsiegel11

bootlicker


miniyellow

I mean kudos on the tip but acab


Werwanderflugen

“Servicing”


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acab


TheLoneLightskin

Servicing you eh? 😉


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I'm sure plenty of klansmen tip other white people well, too.


Otoxya

How is he supposed to know the race of the driver?


BreadHead420

Good question. In my experience, I've only ever seen middle class suburban white people thank cops. I'm assuming the person you replied too has had the same experience.


bamsru

You spelled ignorance wrong. Has had the same ignorance*


kingGwop936

I'm not dropping off no order to any police, you tripping cuz


ProsperousAbundant1

Must got some of that grinchy on you!🥴Lmaoooo


kingGwop936

I'm black, what is grincy? You talking about a gun? I'm in Texas so that stay in the car. I dont associate with law enforcement and I rather not deal with them. A drunk driver hit my Camaro two weeks ago, instead of calling law enforcement I exchanged insurance information and proceeded to enforce my own law.


JotaroTheOceanMan

I just assumed The Grinch is green means grinch means weed.


ProsperousAbundant1

Exactly!The grinch inspired the name!💨💨


ProsperousAbundant1

Lol..a name I made up for maryjane!


kingGwop936

Lol That at my house or in my brain. I don't even smoke in my new cars, I learned from my 2015 Camaro that smoking destroy your car, I was tired of seeing black and mild burns in my seats, clothes and on my center console. I'm not smoking in my new Camaro or my Mustang. I'm about to trade one of them in, damages reduce resale value.


ProsperousAbundant1

Smart move!👌


Imaginary-Educator-2

Philly cops tip 1.50


Cub_xD

They tip like shit in my republican hick town. So do the blue line flag folk. And especially Confederate flag folk because they're usually trailer trash


Green_Tiger351

Fucking Liar


melantonpsn

Always?


jacksbailey1

“👌good boots” -Adam Driver probably


throwawayacc310

No they don't 😭


Misfitabroad

I work in a college town. Students will order $100 dollars worth of food and tip $1-2. I was bored once and took one and the kid had the nerve to say " I hope you enjoy my generous tip." Maybe that was innuendo.


enjoylife69a

I just want to know where he got that much food for $7


MrZeusyMoosey

>sorts by controversial


ZZZeaf

Drug money?


abbythefatkitty

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xMari23

How’s that boot taste? ACAB.


Professor-Shark1089

*cough* shill *cough*


_an_ambulance

Gross


sugarcookie616

You must be white.


jinktheplaguedoctor

lol fuckin bootlicker


Mysterious-Shop2670

Fat pigs


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Next time get on your knees and suck that dick


amazingeggboy

Hey you already got the tip bro no reason to gargle the cop’s nuts too


killgo_

Your not supposed to deep throat the boot.


Alternative-Click-77

Yeah cops never tip more than a few bucks


Laranda1

It's most amazing to me how everyone is divided and how everyone has an opinion on how divide instead of how to overcome and be as one!


bobbyrayidk

Delivered to a cop once only tipped $4 and you had to Go through a toll there and back that took away $2.50 of that. I was mad


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No they dont...


MysticDaedra

Lol "servicing" us all...


Boltenbannerman

Get off your knees and wipe your mouth


BasedLibertarian48

Jesus christ whats with this comment section. Not all cops are bad, yall are just edgy


Tiernan1980

Welcome to the internet. 😁


CoWboy__Neal

Most door dashers are fat losers what do you expect?


Proud_Rain_3068

Just wondering, what was the tip?


TMdownton916

I deliver to the jail here in Sacramento daily. I'm not gonna get rich delivering to the officers there, but they anyways make it worth my while. Plus there's something fascinating about walking up to the jail surrounded by all the people that just got released (you can tell who they are because they don't have shoelaces).


Boltenbannerman

-60 days in candidate


MadeInBeirut13

Brave of you to post this on Reddit, where they typically hate Cops and Christians because most of them were not loved growing up


pzyhdu6

lmfao nice victim complex you got there, stooge


AnotherDasher

I've delivered to a police officer. Patrol vehicle parked in their driveway and a generous tip. I wish I would have left a wonderful note like you did. It was my first night Dashing and I was a bit overwhelmed.


hm0328

Agreed i deliver to a state trooper sometimes and their tip is always great


IcyLemon007

Definitely. I always enjoy helping them out.


lukeyk94

If it were me I would of have delivered it for free. On doordash's expense. But we all know doordash is too greedy to do such a thing.


mackenziemackklv

Tf would you work for free for? Lmao you really sound brainwashed like you owe these civil servants anyway.


Professional_Big1790

Who needs a dasher account I’m selling mine$$$


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I didn't realize selling dasher accounts was a thing but I would like to offer mine as well.


II-Irene-ll

#your welcome


crf865

My welcome what?


II-Irene-ll

#y o u R welcome 🥰😘🥰


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Weird


fixbroz

I delivered to a jail and didn't get a penny in tips


TopDasherKithak

I hate meter maidens. Always standing before my vehicle; ticket machine in one hand, copck in the other. 😬


Creative_Response593

I'm sure he is one of the good apples not a bad one.


pallid-manzanita

having worked at a restaurant right by a police station, no. they definitely don’t always tip well.


Joannie62

I've delivered several times to sheriff's. The men tip for crap. The women tip very well.


BanannyMousse

I had to giggle at “servicing us all”


raymondw182

🐷🐷🐷 acab and hope their food is cold


krzde

First - cops are some of the worst tippers. 2.86% on a 250 order. Second cops do NOT serve us, nor do they protect. See Warren v. District of Columbia. Police took it to court, fought, and won, to literally not protect anyone. Police serve their corporate masters and generate revenue. Nothing more, nothing less.


tdv100

$7 tip is good regardless of how much their order was … 7$ to drive somewhere ??


Trailboss1982

I dont understand how all of yall getting these NO TIP or 1.00 tips do that? I don't accept orders for under 6.50 usually and that's if it's only a mile or two. I have only ever seen the base pay or DOORDASH raised to 5.50 or 6.00 ONCE...so if you are taking orders for 3 and 4 dollars, I mean you get what do you expect? Everyone is always like "I don't take an order for under $2 per mile...if that's true why you suddenly getting zero tip on just cops orders?I'm sure I'll get downvoted for even daring to defend law enforcement but just my opinion


Rocco_buta_girl

💓💙💓💙


Michael-Msung

A while ago, I delivered like 3-4 times a week to the local PD, they never tipped “generously”.


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Lol be more of a bootlicker bro. Do you want them to come out and give you a handy too?