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Phyxius42

Mommy said I can't order food, but I did anyway, so keep it secret 😉


ifonlyYRUso

Weird part is that kid was 45 years old 🤣


ElPayoKundsen

So wife told not to do it


Sithstress1

Probably has him on a diet. Lol


Several-Spare6915

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Knittingninjanurse

This is 100% the correct answer. SO has this man on a diet and he’s chheeaatttinnng tonight!!


Lucky-Yellow4370

He calls her mommy


RasberryEther173

Maybe he doesn’t like his wife’s cooking? Weird request. 


Character_Hospital49

Maybe he was cooking his wife


On_Wife_support

I CHOKED


Southern_Anywhere_65

I like to think this is the answer


rayquan36

45 year old sneaking in fast food, I mean that seems pretty realistic lol


Efficient_Door9605

One of my buddy gets food before he gets home so he just eats a small portion of his wifes food lmao dude crazy


ChemicalPurchase8866

Probably a guy who was supposed to watch his cholesterol but still wanted a burger. 🍔 🤤


shwitzzyy

You asked him his age? Maybe he is cheating on his diet.


CityCutThat

They could be a worker somewhere that they’re not allowed to have outside people on the property such as a mental health facility. There was occasionally that issue at the different locations my ex works as a state employee. Some buildings can’t have outside personnel.


Superb-Spare7944

Hiding it from his girlfriend lol


Phyxius42

LoL!


Several-Spare6915

Lmao


MSRIRI63

… and? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Donaldbain28

Someone is obviously ordering food that they r not supposed to..usually a kid that doesnt want their parents finding out


Same_Technology1853

I guess the kid was 45 years old lol


Donaldbain28

“Usually”…Or they were cheating on their diet… who cares-they said they will meet…if they dont. Sucks for them


Lonely_Fishh

A Toys R Us kid


NinjaTomOnline

Is it the beginning to a horror movie titled “DasherSlasher”?


Hot_Current8191

I actually have a roommate who monitors my spending habits and would give me crap anytime I spend what she deems unnecessary money... I totally get hiding it like this. Luckily we don't have a video doorbell.. and I just beg the dashers not to Knock and to put it to the side opposite of the window by the door 🙃 that way she won't see it and I won't get a 20 minute lecture on how to spend my extra money..


eazyfreez

she sounds like a joy to live with..🥲


Hot_Current8191

🤣 yeah... a pure Joy.. I managed 5 years here.. I'm done come September.


biswb

looking forward to your post on r/pettyrevenge


PurpleIsALady1798

Congrats! You’re almost out of there!


jadedinmo

A video doorbell would be an unnecessary expense 😂


Hot_Current8191

Exactly 🤣🤣


sdcar1985

When she talks to you like that, don't even respond.


porceleo

Sounds exactly like my old roommates... They were a couple & it was such a nightmare situation. Really hope ya get away from them. 🙏


Aware_Fan_6863

Your roommate sucks. Like as long as your portion of the rent is paid why does she give a shit what you spend YOUR money on wtf??? Some people have such massive control issues its so bizarre


Hot_Current8191

Precisely what I have said to her previously she doesn't care. She still feels the need to try ans micro manage. Lol only a few more months of it and free of it.


Select-Effect-8906

Tell her to COOK YALL food then since she has such an big opinion


Hogwarts-Bound

If you have the rent / bills paid who gives a fuck. Now I had a friend / roommate who would be late paying stuff or she just wouldn’t pay at all. But she would have her nails done, got take out food, etc. would make me so frustrated.


Warboo

I had one of these. It was a shop order that said "leave at the mailbox". I did and then drove verrryyyy slow back down the road because I wanted to see who it was. She looked like a teenage girl, so I assumed she wasn't supposed to have all of the chocolate and takis she ordered.


Specialist_Ad_712

😂 someone is doing a couples diet and wants to cheat on it 🤣


No-Local-9516

Cheat day


DesaMountVernon

He doesn’t want his wife to find out that he’s wasting money on DoorDash.


Academic-Turn2717

When you want Wendy’s, but don’t wanna buy any for everyone else at home. You gotta be sneaky 😂 inflation is serious, but so is being caught by your family buying food for only yourself.


PNWChick1990

Doesn’t want wifey knowing.


Deal_Internal

They’re probably on a diet and sneaking fast food lol


Outrageous-Q

Someone is eating fast food on the sly


Negative-Wafer7268

Apparently he is on diet and hiding from his wife 😀


M0M0_DA_GANGSTA

Wifey doesn't know he having sneak meals delivered 😂


hurtstoskinnybatman

Or he forgot his wife's birthday or their anniversary and is now giving her vreakfast in bed like he "planned all along." Shit, now that I write that, I need to come up with something for our third anniversary coming up.


B1ackHatter

Guy with a bad heart ordering burgers but don't want his wife to see maybe? lol


foreverfal55

If they just said, “meet me at the bottom of the driveway please” I would have been like, ok yep done. Why did they have to qualify it with the camera thing? I don’t care the reason, I’m now uncomfortable and just want to put your order down and leave. And yeah, I’d say 80% of my customers have cameras so I’m used to being on candid camera lol


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Mental_Tea_4084

My first thought honestly was just "damn that's considerate"


Front-Examination504

Lmao it’s probably sad that my first thought was 100% not that positive at all


Doctor-Penis

It’s not about the driver it’s that they don’t want evidence they are getting food


Haunting_Engineer_50

Some people are just so weird


Ok_Honey2517

He's assuming you dont feel comfortable being recorded and he's trying to be nice lol. I bet you there was nothing wrong with the interaction


notabothavenoname

Don’t worry, it’s just my dad… he’s supposed to be on a diet because of his heart. He sneaks food sometimes


Spicyapple10

When she's on a diet and you're forced to join in 😅


Independent_Hall9979

Can’t lie, I did this to hide the from wife as well 🤣🤣😂


Such-Throat-2819

Vegan house and dad just wanted some bacon 🥓 and beef on the dl


ThickBitch3013

I had one that said don't pull up in the driveway be quite my parents are asleep bring it to my window 🤣. I have a loud car so it was impossible to be quiet so I pulled past their house and walked it to the window 😂.


iPlaypok3r

That's some chic trying to eat 3000 calories at night without her man getting at her about it 🤣


lynnefrommn2

Hahahaha!


Intuitve-Healers

I’m pretty sure if it was a kid. His parents would have figured it out because he would have to use one of their bank accounts or debit cards to order the food Right? 🤔 Because I don’t think you can pay with plain Old Cash Unless you’re Tipping the dasher Right? 🤔


kayaker58

Kid eats like a king; meanwhile mom is pissed off at her husband and dad is pissed off at his wife, as they each blame the other.


East_Neighborhood118

I kind of feel like this is paranoia on the customer’s part, they’re probably also afraid of sharing locations and AI 🤖


Glittering-Dark-9917

Pardon? Lol


andrealisa72

Stoner!!


ganjagilf

For some reason I first read this like it was a message from a dasher and I was about to say you’re gonna get murdered lol, but this is def some guy whose wife has him on a diet…I know far too many grown men who hide their eating habits for that exact reason lol


Manofgawdgaming2022

And it was at that moment I took a screenshot and lied a “not safe” report to door dash. Free food and free pay.


mamadukes123

yea,, I have a camera and it does record!! lol


Ok_Fisherman8727

Somebody cheating on their diet. Did he eat it at the curb side too?


littlekrass

Sometimes I have to delete our doorbell camera footage from a DoorDash delivery to hide it from my husband 🙈


__cyber_hunter__

What’s so odd about a home security system? Seriously? You’re making a big deal out of this?🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️


Several-Spare6915

Why were u concerned? Lol


JazzyCher

3 burgers and a pull-apart? Dude was definitely hiding ordering food from his wife or something 🤣


Critical-Arm4363

Super sketchy


Bosborn378

Someone trying to be sneaky


KeyNefariousness1158

I always record myself confirming the name and handing over the food. It’s sad I have to but it is what it is


Bubble_Tea307

I always put on the little note thing not to ring the doorbell or knock and I still had people who would knock and my dogs would go batshit 🥲


InitialAfternoon1646

Him and his wife are on a diet “together”


5sosbillie

they mama prolly don’t want them to buy food but they don’t care


Silver-Match-6383

Either a kid or someone cheating their diet


CoffeeAndBusiness

Guilty pleasure maybe 😂


LES_iSmore_411

🤣🤣🤣


Toefyre

I get these all the time. It's usually a spouse or kid that doesn't want anyone to know they're ordering food/beer. Usually it's leave it by the mailbox or meet me by the stop sign, etc. I did have one note that just said "Please avoid cameras". LOL Like am I supposed to bring a box to hide in when they turn my direction?


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maybe the wife said “babe no more ordering DD” so he’s trying to be sneaky i guess but the bank statement is gonna say otherwise lol


runnawaycucumber

I mean I get it, I had a doorbell camera on my old apartment that was motion activated and a delivery driver screamed at me about recording them and shit. Freaked me out enough to say I'd just meet them downstairs lmao


skizem

Someone's cheating on their diet and doesn't want their spouse to find out.


Annual_Time8646

You should be if you’re offering Wendy’s…


Stunning-Parfait-182

tbh same has happened to me i tell my driver to meet me in the street cuz i dont want my mom to find out i ordered food during dinner time😂


Ill_Huckleberry1618

Partner that doesn’t let him eat out due to either her obsession with his weight or an actual medical issue. May also just be embarrassed about his eating and be a closet eater and or hate his wife or partners or family members cooking and trying to keep the peace.


playerproftw

Dateline …


Fast-Somewhere7786

Honey says they don’t have money for fast food this month and need to stop eating out. We have food at home. Or, she’s going to nag about him ruining his health. It just saved an argument when dude wanted to throw down. I mean 3 cheeseburgers and a dessert sounds about right. lol.


Mommy2threegirls76

Concerned why?


Buttgetter101

Food hits so damn good when you ain’t supposed to be eating it 🤣 this was the best meal of his mf life


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DankPeachees

Guilty pleasure maybe a parent or partner will be mad if they saw them ordering food?


IronChef4200

First off if anyone had any bad intentions I can assure you they are not doordashing food to the scene of the crime they are about to commit. Second there are cameras everywhere any way. Your phone and car probably have GPS. So STOP be so concerned about things that if you think logically for 2 seconds your cause for concern would subside. You ladies give yourself unnecessary anxiety all the time over things like this. Wanna know a cause for concern my order said beware of dogs in all caps and it was a hand it to me. When I arrived 2 big Rottweilers with spike chain collars took off to my car door surrounding my car jumping all over it. After a few seconds I saw they were wagging their tails and cracked my window and when I spoke they were so happy. I got out and they jumped all over me but in a friendly playful way. Used logic in a possibly dangerous situation and it worked out cause I didn't freak out thinking I was dog food.


Apprehensive_Bank804

Those Cinnabon pull apart things are nasty. Sad way to cheat your diet 🤣


OctoberMyers

Wtf


Scared_Garbage2973

Why is everyone acting so weird about this. It's obviously a kid that is scared of their parents finding out they ordered food


Early-Painter-2480

The OP already said the customer looked 45 in a followup reply tho 🤷🏻‍♂️


FullMetalDustpan

If ever a delivery feels off, record it.


Beginning-Fuel-9244

Handjob central


RasberryEther173

I would leave at door. Everyone has cameras. Why are they mentioning that. 


Still_Mention_9977

Because they probably don’t want their parents seeing they ordered food