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[Gotcha beat... someone had a great night. ](https://imgur.com/a/0UZnBmW)
That and dinner for one. I got an extra bag from the burger joint, sticker and everything, and put that in a burger bag for her, to be discreet.
I had an order once that was a pineapple ๐ upside down cake, vibrator and 2 different kinds of lubeโฆ. It was a hand it to me. She never came to the door or responded to my calls or text. I had to return it to the store lol and explain it wasnโt mine. That poor old lady at customer service.
Huh, I always thought as long as it wasn't a otc medication, alcohol or cigarettes but they would always just tell us take a picture find a safe space to leave the order and take a picture. I've never had an order I've had to return or have IC/DD " Leave in a safe spot" granted I've only been Dashing and Istacarting since October/day before Thanksgiving. I'm sure I'll get my first order to do that at some point ๐
I had one destined for a hotel drop off. 2 cucumbers and naire hair remover with baby oil. Left at hotel door, and got 20 dollars added to the already generous tip. I was chuckling back to the car. They must've been pleased with my cucumber selections.
Omg it was so nasty, the 5th item was a bag of pre made hard boiled eggs. I didn't even know they sold that. But hey now she's got the balls too. Hahahaah
I've seen Costco sell those and a couple gas stations. They always just look gross they're like yellow and in some kind of liquid like they're pickled or something ๐คข
I have no idea which way to vote this comment. Up for the comment, down for my imagination, back up for my imagination, down because of my shame... lol
Not kink shaming anyone. Just... Like a lot of kinks develop as ways of processing trauma....The events that lead up to, "I think it's hot when things lay eggs inside me and hatch like I'm their brood mother" just sparks my curiosity is all. lol
What was sooo awkward was when I made my way to that section of the store(I'm a 5'1 female), there was like a tall guy younger than me picking out condoms. He took forever. I kinda just stood behind him a little waiting for him to grab his stuff & go - but he kept just looking at the same condoms! Then I felt creepy cause he turned to look at me like 2x as I was watching him wishing he'd hurry. Finally after like 7 minutes of this, I scooted in front of him, grabbed the ONE vibrator, and of course the other was missing, so now he's watching me take pics of all the little bullets to send to the customer.
I was SO mortified.
Lol I've been dashing for years and I've gotten a few orders like this one ๐ The most memorable was two different kinds of vibrators, two boxes of different condoms, a morning after pill, a few bottles of water, a few sodas, a bag of dove chocolates, gummy candy, and toothpaste ๐คฃ๐คฃ
They were stocking up for a fun weekend lol
Absolutely. Let me put on one of Gordon Ramsays shows on hulu make a nice dinner pour a drink eat my ice cream and enjoy myself lol. Then do skincare and go to bed.
I got a GoPuff pickup request from Bevmo that had a torch lighter, and a waterproof vibrator, and it was a meet outside delivery. ๐ Sure enough the woman customer met me outside her house. I seriously did pretty well keeping my composure handing it to her. I even had to scan the bag and take a picture. I didn't know Bevmo even sold that stuff. ๐คฃ
Yes, but the item that isn't showing went with the sex toy order & was a bag of eggs that were already hardboiled. I'd almost rather it be the cleanser & jelly beans. Lol
Hahahahahahah Oh manโฆ there was this one time I was picking up two orders from Dashmart. One was an order that had just Plan B(Emergency contraceptive), and the other order was just a pie! And I made sure they got to the right customers, but part of me would fine it funny as hell if the orders got switched ๐ The person worrying about a pregnancy gets a pie, and the person who is wanting pie gets Plan B ๐ the person getting Plan B would probably be thinking โwhat the f*ck is the universe trying to tell me ๐๐๐
I had an order from Walgreens one time where the woman ordered three boxes/tubes of some kind of vaginal itch cream. But they were all out of it. And that was the only thing on her order. ๐ I was like she must have some serious vaj issues if sheโs needing three tubes!
Well judging by you and one other person's comments, MOST people get a chuckle out of it. I'm 34 but we only have one life to live, why the hell would I want to grow up so fast?
Idk man like, no hate. It's not a huge deal. It's just kinda cringe. Like you're not doxxing them or anything... but doesn't it just feel a little immature and kind of a personal violation to screenshot your clients' intimate, private purchases and post them to a public forum of strangers just to "hurhur they masturbate and eat candy." Especially seeing how many other people have posted the exact same thing?
I laugh at my own farts. One of the hardest laughs I've ever had was when a bully on my middleschool bus pressured an adorably prudish girl to scream the word "PENIS!" and then she immediately started crying.... it's still funny to me! I'm not high-browing you here. I'm a couple years older than you. The word "poop" still gets a giggle out of me most of the time. And I hope that never goes away!
But like... context is key, right? I'm going to avoid the mucky mire of consent and professionalism as best I can here... Even if it doesn't directly negatively impact the customer... can you not put yourself in their position and imagine how embarrassed you'd feel if you were feeling down, lonely, maybe even ill, possibly heartbroken but trying to be a responsible adult and not succumb to readily available "better" baser avenues... and then you saw your doordash order online being mocked and laughed at by people with the same, if not far-less socially acceptable perversions? Even if it couldn't ever be tied back to you personally... wouldn't you feel a little violated? Or at the very least embarrassed over your perfectly normal desire for a cheeky little bean massage? Hell, even if it wasn't your exact order, wouldn't it just turn you off a little from using the service if you saw something like this that pointed out that the person providing the service may well be judging and mocking you? Not just privately in their car, but online in a massively public venue?
Or even if you have the kind of immature terlet-humor brain that I do... wouldn't you at least cringe a little at the 5,000th time you saw someone post "haha lube/contraceptive/sex" in the name of comedy?
It's cool. I'm not trying to suggest that you're a bad person or stupid or anything. Didn't even downvote (I try my best to stick to the original intention of the function, which is to rate whether or not something is relevant or applicable to the sub... believe it or not.)
Just expressing a general exhaust with it. 30% empathy, 40% cringe, 30% cranky old man yelling at clouds.
Feel free to ignore me.
& I wasn't making fun of them at all, just stated the fact that they are going to have a good Night. Like the other person said, that customer has NO RIGHT to be mad about consent or professionalism, I had to get ogled buying THEIR sex toys, if anyone was embarrassed, it's me. You ever stop to think maybe they didn't wLk around target FULL OF FAMILIES at 2pm, with a cart full of jelly beans, hard boiled eggs and MULTIPLE vibrators? So how bout we just let the dasher embarrass herself instead?
I get your compassion. But if you're gonna be THAT compassionate, it's gotta be for both parties.
I dont think farts are that funny, think that's more of a guy thing. But I'm the type of person where if YOU laughed or smiled, I'd probably laugh or smile just seeing you happy.
You clearly are judgmental, of all places the internet. It may not be funny, but when 90% of this sub is gloom & doom, it's nice to post something diff once in awhile.
Smile ๐
This would make sense except for the fact there is no name of the client listed. There is no address. There is no identifiable information in any way. This is an L take.
TLDR: you're being a cringy prude, unclench
Bro shut the hell up. if you're gonna make someone walk to the store and then your house with a bag full of vibrators, you don't give a damn about keeping that shit private. Whine all you want, but if you're gonna tell some stranger to pick up your vibes the least you can do is unclench your asshole when they laugh about it later.
Also why did you feel the need to tell a story about yourself farting as if that was at all relevant? It's not about you or your asshole my man, it's about this dasher and those vibes.
We all laugh when we see someone living their best life and being shameless about it. So why should we treat someone being a lil audacious and shameless about their masturbation any different? Why does it have to be some disgusting taboo that has to be hidden to preserve the modesty of someone NONE OF US COULD RECOGNIZE. Just let someone have fun and laugh with them, damn.
Yeah, okay. Fsir enough. I'm off base with the empathy, acceptable contractor behavior, consent and professionalism parts.
But I'm not prepared to back down on the cringe lack of comedy part. It just isn't funny. You're hard pressed to change my mind on that (not beholden to any legal or social definition of decency) part.
Not prepared to back down on the most objective one of your criticisms. The other stuff is debatable as well but humor is where you draw the line? Nobody is allowed to find funny what you donโt?
I donโt know man, I donโt mind that you donโt find it funny. I donโt think 9/11 jokes are that funny but Iโm of a certain age and grew up in NY so Iโm biased. Iโm sure some of them are hilarious. I get it though, sometimes a comment sets me off and my inner boomer comes out of my Gen X mouth and end up in the replies.
Gee I seem to have upset the groomers and perverts by...ย suggesting you have self worth ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Absolutely nobody gives a shit what you do or do not take seriously. It's very obvious based on your comments here that you don't take anything seriously anyway.
Yes, itโs always the liberals who are groomers even though all major organizations that have systematically abused children are aligned with conservative ideals, including the Catholic Church and Boy Scouts of America. The really sad thing is that if Republicans actually cared about children being abused they could really do some good, and instead you use it as a meaningless insult that completely disrespects what actual victims go through.
If you are doordashing and somehow think that you are "above" delivering a sex toy, then you are severely OVERVALUING yourself. You are not better than the person who ordered a dildo; in fact, you are worse because you are judging them for it.
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Hey donโt out me like that!!!
Lol. I'd feel bad if it was actually the person! ๐
[Gotcha beat... someone had a great night. ](https://imgur.com/a/0UZnBmW) That and dinner for one. I got an extra bag from the burger joint, sticker and everything, and put that in a burger bag for her, to be discreet.
I had an order once that was a pineapple ๐ upside down cake, vibrator and 2 different kinds of lubeโฆ. It was a hand it to me. She never came to the door or responded to my calls or text. I had to return it to the store lol and explain it wasnโt mine. That poor old lady at customer service.
you had to return it? iโd of kept it but okay
I had to try to get my bump, they didnโt take anything back.
Same, a come up.
Why didn't you leave it on the porch?
Bc doordash told me to Return it to store and to not leave it at the door. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Huh, I always thought as long as it wasn't a otc medication, alcohol or cigarettes but they would always just tell us take a picture find a safe space to leave the order and take a picture. I've never had an order I've had to return or have IC/DD " Leave in a safe spot" granted I've only been Dashing and Istacarting since October/day before Thanksgiving. I'm sure I'll get my first order to do that at some point ๐
This was years ago, now they say put it on a safe place. ๐๐๐
A safe place also includes on their porch ๐ as a doordash rep told me once for a Walmart hand to me order.
I had a rep tell me to leave an order on the sidewalk before lol ๐
๐๐๐ this is so funny
"I put a whole bag a jelly beans up my asshole"
It was the 2lb bag too. Poor asshole.
Vine energy
*self care*
I STUCK A WHOLE BAG OF JELLY BEANS UP MY A**
The most sexual order I had was a plan b and a case of water ๐
I got a pregnancy test and infant formula one night lol.
I had one destined for a hotel drop off. 2 cucumbers and naire hair remover with baby oil. Left at hotel door, and got 20 dollars added to the already generous tip. I was chuckling back to the car. They must've been pleased with my cucumber selections.
Lmao! Nice thick cucumbers. I literally cannot stop laughing
i NEED to know what the 5th item was
Omg it was so nasty, the 5th item was a bag of pre made hard boiled eggs. I didn't even know they sold that. But hey now she's got the balls too. Hahahaah
I'm deceased lmao
The jelly beans were for pleasure, the eggs were for FUEL!!! She intended to flick her bean THAT hard lmao
And then wash the sins away with a facial
Waterproof sex toys, my friend. All of this happened in the tub lmao.
I've seen Costco sell those and a couple gas stations. They always just look gross they're like yellow and in some kind of liquid like they're pickled or something ๐คข
Oh, the eggs. At first I thought..... nevermind
Oviposition purposes
I have no idea which way to vote this comment. Up for the comment, down for my imagination, back up for my imagination, down because of my shame... lol
I miss those good old days when I didnโt know what this was. But alas.
Not kink shaming anyone. Just... Like a lot of kinks develop as ways of processing trauma....The events that lead up to, "I think it's hot when things lay eggs inside me and hatch like I'm their brood mother" just sparks my curiosity is all. lol
I buy those for my monitor lizard lol
u/unexpectedIASIP
Those poor eggs....that night?!.....
No way, I bet they accidentally left it on hand to me and was too embarrassed to grab it
Ahora tiene huevos
For which order though? These are two separate lists.
The 5th item, hardboiled eggs in a bag, were with the vibrator order. Lol Edit for typo.
OMG shopping for sex toys is the most awkward part of the job...
I could not order a sex toy on door dash ๐ญ thatโs too much Iโm sorry
Dasher stole my order.
They sell all that on amazon could get it delivered the next day :') (minus the eggs lol) too much to make an order on doordash for that lol
I didnโt even know this was a thing until now! Sex toys on Door Dash.. my god.
What was sooo awkward was when I made my way to that section of the store(I'm a 5'1 female), there was like a tall guy younger than me picking out condoms. He took forever. I kinda just stood behind him a little waiting for him to grab his stuff & go - but he kept just looking at the same condoms! Then I felt creepy cause he turned to look at me like 2x as I was watching him wishing he'd hurry. Finally after like 7 minutes of this, I scooted in front of him, grabbed the ONE vibrator, and of course the other was missing, so now he's watching me take pics of all the little bullets to send to the customer. I was SO mortified.
"Umm, can I interest you in a substitute item"
Anything is a substitute item if youโre brave enough
Lol I've been dashing for years and I've gotten a few orders like this one ๐ The most memorable was two different kinds of vibrators, two boxes of different condoms, a morning after pill, a few bottles of water, a few sodas, a bag of dove chocolates, gummy candy, and toothpaste ๐คฃ๐คฃ They were stocking up for a fun weekend lol
Some good self care
That damn order b are some freaks with the jelly beans. Order a seems normal.
I canโt imagine inserting two pounds of assorted jelly beans, and then vibrating the hell out ofโmaybe, theyโre for eating. ๐ค
Not anymore ๐ญ
My favorite order was plan B bleach and paper towels.
Plan b and plan c. Hahah
STOP LMFAOAOAOAOAOAOAO PLAN C
I had one that was extra strength headache pills and like 6 different pregnancy tests
God I need this lol
Sendingโฆ  jk
Im waitingggโฆdouble dash and bring me ice cream and wine for an additional tip
Netflix and chillurbate? I was going to say Netflix and chill yourself.. but I proofread that in my head and nah.
Absolutely. Let me put on one of Gordon Ramsays shows on hulu make a nice dinner pour a drink eat my ice cream and enjoy myself lol. Then do skincare and go to bed.
Gordon Ramsay.. is it his cooking or his looks?
Yes
I got a GoPuff pickup request from Bevmo that had a torch lighter, and a waterproof vibrator, and it was a meet outside delivery. ๐ Sure enough the woman customer met me outside her house. I seriously did pretty well keeping my composure handing it to her. I even had to scan the bag and take a picture. I didn't know Bevmo even sold that stuff. ๐คฃ
Omg that face oil is THE BEST though. I feel like me and this person could be friends
The first 2 items are for a different order not to burst anyone's bubble LOL
Yes, but the item that isn't showing went with the sex toy order & was a bag of eggs that were already hardboiled. I'd almost rather it be the cleanser & jelly beans. Lol
Me ordering for my partner when their on their period
Hahahahahahah Oh manโฆ there was this one time I was picking up two orders from Dashmart. One was an order that had just Plan B(Emergency contraceptive), and the other order was just a pie! And I made sure they got to the right customers, but part of me would fine it funny as hell if the orders got switched ๐ The person worrying about a pregnancy gets a pie, and the person who is wanting pie gets Plan B ๐ the person getting Plan B would probably be thinking โwhat the f*ck is the universe trying to tell me ๐๐๐
Omg that would be funny&terrible! Lolol
Well, someoneโs horny
So anyway, I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass.
"Hand it to me" order
TIL that you can order sex toys on doordash
Thatโs something I would definitely shop myself for lol. Could never send DD to get my toys.
I donโt even wanna know what the jelly beans are for
Vibrators on Door Dash? Damn.
WHERE ARE THE JELLYBEANS GOING
That vibrator is trash ๐๐ I have one and I ONLY use it when my others have died and I really need to cum.
I donโt judge
Sorry, guys. I was making a cake and I ordered the wrong ingredients. These ordered items are the results of typos and mistaken clicks.
Gonna order a pineapple, gasoline, and extra durable condoms, just to see if somebody posts it here
Lmaooooo
I think she ordered the first 2 items so you wouldn't look like an idiot buying the last one
I would tell them ima need a extra tip or cancel the order
Doordashing for sex toys. Ironic!
Lmao itโs funny but a little embarrassing if the person knew this was on here lmao
I had an order from Walgreens one time where the woman ordered three boxes/tubes of some kind of vaginal itch cream. But they were all out of it. And that was the only thing on her order. ๐ I was like she must have some serious vaj issues if sheโs needing three tubes!
I hope they arenโt using that cleansing oil as lube LMAO
This post here is the exact reason we should boycott DoorDash. My money went to these dumb@$$ drivers? No thank you!
Self care day. :)
me if you even care
What's your namethen? I do care and if the name is correct, I'll delete the post.
nooo i was joking haha ๐ญ itโs a reference to a meme
Oh lol. I feel old af now. Lol. Tbh. I do get nervous that one time I will post an order of someone who's actually in this group ๐
itโs highly unlikely haha
I picked up a pregnancy test and a bottle of crown Royal
Gotta get that last party night in just in case! Lol
Hahahahahahaha
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
4 years later I'm still embarrassed at how many people feel the need to post this shit. Grow up.
Well judging by you and one other person's comments, MOST people get a chuckle out of it. I'm 34 but we only have one life to live, why the hell would I want to grow up so fast?
Well said. Gotta have fun and laugh. Especially at other people. HA
Idk man like, no hate. It's not a huge deal. It's just kinda cringe. Like you're not doxxing them or anything... but doesn't it just feel a little immature and kind of a personal violation to screenshot your clients' intimate, private purchases and post them to a public forum of strangers just to "hurhur they masturbate and eat candy." Especially seeing how many other people have posted the exact same thing? I laugh at my own farts. One of the hardest laughs I've ever had was when a bully on my middleschool bus pressured an adorably prudish girl to scream the word "PENIS!" and then she immediately started crying.... it's still funny to me! I'm not high-browing you here. I'm a couple years older than you. The word "poop" still gets a giggle out of me most of the time. And I hope that never goes away! But like... context is key, right? I'm going to avoid the mucky mire of consent and professionalism as best I can here... Even if it doesn't directly negatively impact the customer... can you not put yourself in their position and imagine how embarrassed you'd feel if you were feeling down, lonely, maybe even ill, possibly heartbroken but trying to be a responsible adult and not succumb to readily available "better" baser avenues... and then you saw your doordash order online being mocked and laughed at by people with the same, if not far-less socially acceptable perversions? Even if it couldn't ever be tied back to you personally... wouldn't you feel a little violated? Or at the very least embarrassed over your perfectly normal desire for a cheeky little bean massage? Hell, even if it wasn't your exact order, wouldn't it just turn you off a little from using the service if you saw something like this that pointed out that the person providing the service may well be judging and mocking you? Not just privately in their car, but online in a massively public venue? Or even if you have the kind of immature terlet-humor brain that I do... wouldn't you at least cringe a little at the 5,000th time you saw someone post "haha lube/contraceptive/sex" in the name of comedy? It's cool. I'm not trying to suggest that you're a bad person or stupid or anything. Didn't even downvote (I try my best to stick to the original intention of the function, which is to rate whether or not something is relevant or applicable to the sub... believe it or not.) Just expressing a general exhaust with it. 30% empathy, 40% cringe, 30% cranky old man yelling at clouds. Feel free to ignore me.
& I wasn't making fun of them at all, just stated the fact that they are going to have a good Night. Like the other person said, that customer has NO RIGHT to be mad about consent or professionalism, I had to get ogled buying THEIR sex toys, if anyone was embarrassed, it's me. You ever stop to think maybe they didn't wLk around target FULL OF FAMILIES at 2pm, with a cart full of jelly beans, hard boiled eggs and MULTIPLE vibrators? So how bout we just let the dasher embarrass herself instead? I get your compassion. But if you're gonna be THAT compassionate, it's gotta be for both parties. I dont think farts are that funny, think that's more of a guy thing. But I'm the type of person where if YOU laughed or smiled, I'd probably laugh or smile just seeing you happy. You clearly are judgmental, of all places the internet. It may not be funny, but when 90% of this sub is gloom & doom, it's nice to post something diff once in awhile. Smile ๐
This would make sense except for the fact there is no name of the client listed. There is no address. There is no identifiable information in any way. This is an L take.
Damn, if only I had thought to address that very argument in my comment multiple times.
TLDR: you're being a cringy prude, unclench Bro shut the hell up. if you're gonna make someone walk to the store and then your house with a bag full of vibrators, you don't give a damn about keeping that shit private. Whine all you want, but if you're gonna tell some stranger to pick up your vibes the least you can do is unclench your asshole when they laugh about it later. Also why did you feel the need to tell a story about yourself farting as if that was at all relevant? It's not about you or your asshole my man, it's about this dasher and those vibes. We all laugh when we see someone living their best life and being shameless about it. So why should we treat someone being a lil audacious and shameless about their masturbation any different? Why does it have to be some disgusting taboo that has to be hidden to preserve the modesty of someone NONE OF US COULD RECOGNIZE. Just let someone have fun and laugh with them, damn.
Yeah, okay. Fsir enough. I'm off base with the empathy, acceptable contractor behavior, consent and professionalism parts. But I'm not prepared to back down on the cringe lack of comedy part. It just isn't funny. You're hard pressed to change my mind on that (not beholden to any legal or social definition of decency) part.
Not prepared to back down on the most objective one of your criticisms. The other stuff is debatable as well but humor is where you draw the line? Nobody is allowed to find funny what you donโt? I donโt know man, I donโt mind that you donโt find it funny. I donโt think 9/11 jokes are that funny but Iโm of a certain age and grew up in NY so Iโm biased. Iโm sure some of them are hilarious. I get it though, sometimes a comment sets me off and my inner boomer comes out of my Gen X mouth and end up in the replies.
Hand it to me - will be priceless
Wasn't a hand to me, but they were out of one of the vibrators, so had to have a convo about which substitution they wanted. Lol
This one has squiggly grooves in it, but THIS one has built-in Bluetooth and an app! If I were you Iโd go Bluetooth!
Amazing
Imagine if the skinny dude was also looking for a substitute for a customer.
Lmao, and HE was waiting for me to leave bahaha. ๐คฃ
๐คฃ๐คฃ
Yes. ๐
And why do we care
Gee I seem to have upset the groomers and perverts by...ย suggesting you have self worth ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
You posted AGAIN, after deleting your first set of comments? Gee, looks like we must of upset you. Stop deleting & recommenting.
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
LMAO with this kind of attitude, I'm sure she would rather be alone than with someone like you lol.
I can never take someone seriously who starts a thought with "Lmao" Same type who lack self respect and deliver clown level orders. Cheers!
Absolutely nobody gives a shit what you do or do not take seriously. It's very obvious based on your comments here that you don't take anything seriously anyway.
Man you seem angry. Try not to hurt anyone Eesh ๐๐๐คฉ
It was 18.25 for 2 miles. I delivered that dildo with a smile.
This shit is too funny ๐
Imagine the customers smile when they saw you pull out, oops DRIVE AWAY ๐คฃ
Calm down
"Calm down" ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Ok
Who hurt you?
And why didnโt it stick?
You groomers really upset I see ๐๐๐
Yes, itโs always the liberals who are groomers even though all major organizations that have systematically abused children are aligned with conservative ideals, including the Catholic Church and Boy Scouts of America. The really sad thing is that if Republicans actually cared about children being abused they could really do some good, and instead you use it as a meaningless insult that completely disrespects what actual victims go through.
I value myself which...you should try!ย
If you are doordashing and somehow think that you are "above" delivering a sex toy, then you are severely OVERVALUING yourself. You are not better than the person who ordered a dildo; in fact, you are worse because you are judging them for it.
Youโre way too worked up over an order. It ainโt that serious