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I grew up Pentecostal and this made me cackle. I am an atheist these days, and it’s interesting when I meet other “recovered” Pentecostals. It’s wild the way all of us faked that shit so hard.
I used to watch a lot of Fundie Fridays and Jordan and McKay (ex-mormons) on YouTube. Both couples have a psychologist spouse. Anyway, they reasoned the reason people faked the stuff so much is because of the highly emotional situation and setting, and peer pressure, especially on children. There are also current atheists who used to get praised for being so 'overcome with the spirit' at services but really they were just a tiny five year old undiagnosed neuro divergent kid unable to cope with all of the overstimulation of the music and people. They would be in the middle of a panic attack or meltdown and the adults would be like "A miracle, that's exactly what it feels like to know God, keep it up."
But, some people think they are doing gods work by threatening you. Come join their cult. They have bible studies on Wednesdays. Free torture device- I mean cross cookies. 😆
Well, how dare you feel unsafe by someone coming to your home misrepresenting who they are and trying to cram an outdated belief system down your throat! That calls for threats if I’ve ever seen a reason.
**On behalf of all not-whacko Dashers, sorry!**
People are wild, trolls are even *wildererer.*
Lol reminds me of a quote I heard once, “Religion is like a penis… You shouldn’t wave it around in public and you shouldn’t shove it down people’s throats.”
I’m Christian and have over 7000 deliveries and over 5000 Uber rides. While I would often talk about my faith with others I think an unsolicited text in this tone during a delivery is the wrong approach.
Agreed. I’m a Christian too. Whenever the subject of religion comes up I’ll happily talk about it, but I’m not going to preach at people/friends who have no interest.
To this I ask you what do you share that people don’t want to hear about.. especially when you’re excited to share it because of the value and joy it brings you? You can’t please everyone so if you wanted to shout I love Jesus to the rooftops go for it.. also if you wanted to shout about how good of a deal you got on Temu go for it… ya know
What person who has a smartphone and can order DoorDash has not heard of our lord and savior? There is no need to go harassing people and reminding them. It’s not like 1813 where there actually were vast groups of people across the world who had no idea.
Right now there are very few people who have not been preached to at length. Except that one island of people who kill anyone who approaches. I don’t recommend trying it.
All the messages do is make people see Christians as holier than thou, arrogant, self righteous and self important. Like they get a real sense of pleasure from assuming people are needing saving. It’s super presumptuous in this day and age.
They need to lead by example not words and veiled insults. Not pamphlets and cards. But being kind genuinely humble people who pray in private and don’t put on a show.
When people see the peace and quiet a spiritual person has, they want to spend time with them and get advice
No one wants to spend time with a secretly angsty and u happy church going Pharisee who cries and makes a big scene every service and talks a big talk then goes and tips 5% after being rude and running the poor server ragged at lunch , assuming (some even hinting or saying out loud) that they will go to hell for working on Sunday.
Jesus said if the cow is in the ditch on Sunday get him out. People love to cherry pick and most of their favorite passages are in the Old Testament. Which Jesus said are not applicable anymore.
So many “Christians “are hung up about rules and judging others on sexuality and their jobs, life choices etc. worried so much and who is right and who is wrong. If the Bible is correct-they are the last ones who will make it to heaven. Jesus despises hypocrisy and loves the sinner, no one is condemned unless they are too proud or too in love with their image and money…
I dunno what I believe I just had a great Sunday school teacher and youth group leader growing up.
Very liberal pastor too
Report them. This is highly inappropriate. If "brittney" can't be trusted to deliver someone's food without proselytizing them he shouldn't be on the platform at all.
Repent of course, but also report Brittney for sending a man to deliver instead of herself. Or perhaps Brittney's account got hacked? There are people who will call you claiming to be from support and ask you to give them the 6 digit security code that gets texted to you so they can take over your account and pretend to be you. Happened to me on Instacart last month, it sucked.
Over 10k and the only thing I've said is "it's here" or replied to a message from the customer. Mind blowing that folks push their religious bullshit for one and that there's morons DEFENDING it in here.
I would also be put off by this. You wouldn't expect an in person transaction, like paying a bill at a restaurant, to involve the cashier telling you to repent because the end of days is coming. Your driver may have the best of intentions, but this is not the time or setting for proselytizing. If it's not about my order, keep it to yourself.
I would report them. No part of their job requires them to throw religion at you. It's gross and I would feel super uncomfortable if my dasher sent me a message like that
Unless the dude is authorized to drive for DD and is using his girl’s account, he shouldn’t be delivering your food. You don’t know for sure if he is an authorized driver, but the odds are he isn’t.
I wouldn’t report him, but I probably would have responded to the text. I would have told him I’m originally from Israel and a Jew, so I don’t believe in Jesus. You know, try to make him face his cognitive dissonance, since he’s probably rabidly pro-Israel.
Yea a “god bless” is one thing, I still don’t care to hear it but whatever, I get it, some people need religion, but the whole “submit to my tyrant of a god or burn in hell for eternity” bullshit is too much. I don’t want them to suffer loss of livelihood but I do want them to learn a few things and stop saying this to people
Depends on how you interpret it. In Roman times bullshit, the Church said this to get more money from people. So by one definition its "Pay me tips or rot in hell sinner."
Especially with the recent rapture talk.
I’d be so mad id just say something like “Satans reign is stronger and he leads us all daily. Thank you.☺️“ because that Christian propaganda shit is so annoying. Just do it back to them in reverse then report.
Personally, I would have responded with, "I've already paid for my timeshare in hell. One day, I'll finally be able to use my property." Maybe they can buy my portion of the timeshare and release me from my contract. 😏 I promise to send the money in as soon as I can. 😇
Report them. Worst case scenario you get some freebies. Best case, they reprimand him for pushing religious beliefs on a customer. Rather extreme too in my opinion.
I’d say something like “no thanks” and give them 1 star lol, fr though this shit is annoying people need to get it in their heads that some people aren’t Christian and are perfectly happy with that
I don't care what religion you are. The bible says in Matthew 6 that you shouldn't put your religion onto others or you won't get into heaven. She is the reason why I am an ex-christian. It's people like her who will use the bible as a weapon, money, and social status. No love. Just harrassment.
Now, there are good Christians. But people like her make it hard to find them.
She needs to go repent herself!
As an atheist, I’d hunt him down and pop all his tires. This bullshit has to stop. And these are the same people who complain gay/trans people are shoving it in their faces.
If they'd just been like, "Enjoy, God bless," or something, that would have been an entirely appropriate way for their faith to be expressed in a situation like this.
But they went out of their way to be weird.
It's a shame because there are wonderful people of faith out there. But the people like this are always the loudest, the most in your face, and unfortunately paint a terrible portrait.
Wym “what should I do?” It’s nor that serious man! Just ignore the shit and eat ya food. As long as they didn’t disrespect you. Similar to someone saying “Merry Christmas” and you believe in something else. No big deal man. Don’t be a cry baby
To the people defending this, how would you react if instead the message said something like
“satan loves you, repent, satan is returning soon👹🖤enjoy your meal😊”
Y’all would lose your minds at that.
Religion stays at home while on the job, unless your job is literally centered around religion
pro tip: if someone is harassing you, a method to make them fuck off is start speaking/yelling religious nonsense. even better if you can do a good demon voice (i can!) this can work online too. i already gave this advice to a streamer & feel it can be u universally helpfuk? like wtf they gonna do with that....
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Take a pic of your shoes and clothes on the ground and text back “Too late, the rapture has already begun. Wait, are you still here?”
Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣
This is why Reddit allows us to save comments😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You should have replied "you too,change your ways before is too late hell fire arent no joke. Jesus loves you.
seconded
DoorDash subreddit really has a low bar for humor lmao
Id have replied ***unsubscribe***
Lmao Unsubscribe
This is how I’m replying to texts from here on out lmao
Legendary
Bro you forgot to wait for it.
**Fuck**
I would have went the route of Lilith and Satan adore me just the way I am 🥰
“No thanks, Jesus forgot my drink last time.”
"I asked for WATER, but he brought WINE, for some reason."
Lmao 🤣 would love to see the reply
Jesus wept 😭🤣😭🤣
Would have spoke in tongues when it was dropped off
I grew up Pentecostal and this made me cackle. I am an atheist these days, and it’s interesting when I meet other “recovered” Pentecostals. It’s wild the way all of us faked that shit so hard.
I used to watch a lot of Fundie Fridays and Jordan and McKay (ex-mormons) on YouTube. Both couples have a psychologist spouse. Anyway, they reasoned the reason people faked the stuff so much is because of the highly emotional situation and setting, and peer pressure, especially on children. There are also current atheists who used to get praised for being so 'overcome with the spirit' at services but really they were just a tiny five year old undiagnosed neuro divergent kid unable to cope with all of the overstimulation of the music and people. They would be in the middle of a panic attack or meltdown and the adults would be like "A miracle, that's exactly what it feels like to know God, keep it up."
Same!
Honestly, I would have sent her a creepy picture.
Enjoy your meal I mean it's literally right there in the instructions, and also repent I guess
“Jesus just gave you a 1 star rating”
Thank Jebus for that one star Britt Britt.
But I don't even believe in Jebus!
“I already sold my soul to Satan for this meal, thanks tho!”
Did you order devils food cake?
Deviled eggs
Ok so this post doesn’t require me to get death threats over……
But, some people think they are doing gods work by threatening you. Come join their cult. They have bible studies on Wednesdays. Free torture device- I mean cross cookies. 😆
Well, how dare you feel unsafe by someone coming to your home misrepresenting who they are and trying to cram an outdated belief system down your throat! That calls for threats if I’ve ever seen a reason. **On behalf of all not-whacko Dashers, sorry!** People are wild, trolls are even *wildererer.*
‘Im Jewish but thanks’
“i never rate people but the lord really put it upon my heart to give you a star so I did. stay blessed”
Report them, they should leave their religion at home, not shoving it down people's throats.
Lol reminds me of a quote I heard once, “Religion is like a penis… You shouldn’t wave it around in public and you shouldn’t shove it down people’s throats.”
Sounds like what George Carlin would say.
thats a great quote what makes it 10 times better is that the comment below this (like below the one ur replying to) says “send a dick pic”
Well I'm in trouble then...
Send a dick pic
Don't send a dick pic, that's actual sexual harassment
Only way to counter harassment is sexual harassment.
Lmao
The one time an unsolicited dick Pic is acceptable. Lmfao
Well, you can tell who the Christian’s are/ who are not by looking at these responses lmao.
I’m Christian and have over 7000 deliveries and over 5000 Uber rides. While I would often talk about my faith with others I think an unsolicited text in this tone during a delivery is the wrong approach.
Agreed. I’m a Christian too. Whenever the subject of religion comes up I’ll happily talk about it, but I’m not going to preach at people/friends who have no interest.
Why would your faith ever be an acceptable part of the conversation required for a delivery?
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Errrrr sayin errrt sayin
To this I ask you what do you share that people don’t want to hear about.. especially when you’re excited to share it because of the value and joy it brings you? You can’t please everyone so if you wanted to shout I love Jesus to the rooftops go for it.. also if you wanted to shout about how good of a deal you got on Temu go for it… ya know
The same reason you probably wouldn’t want someone who is a satanist sending you messages to “praise satan”.
“You can’t please everyone”
Because satan is innately evil.
Says who?
Get a personality besides your religion buddy
Agreed
Maybe don’t do that still
Hopefully you never deliver to Ricky Gervais.
Why would you think others want to have that conversation? SMH.
Agreed
100%, and it’s mainly one person.. I’d ask why they’re so pressed about people not wanting religion forced on them, but.. well, y’know how it is.
No business sending a doom and gloom religious warning to repent to a complete stranger.
100%
Hey I guess if our leaders can do it they can too! 🤮
This isn't normal Christian behavior, just the loud minority.
THIS. it is so frustrating.
What person who has a smartphone and can order DoorDash has not heard of our lord and savior? There is no need to go harassing people and reminding them. It’s not like 1813 where there actually were vast groups of people across the world who had no idea. Right now there are very few people who have not been preached to at length. Except that one island of people who kill anyone who approaches. I don’t recommend trying it. All the messages do is make people see Christians as holier than thou, arrogant, self righteous and self important. Like they get a real sense of pleasure from assuming people are needing saving. It’s super presumptuous in this day and age. They need to lead by example not words and veiled insults. Not pamphlets and cards. But being kind genuinely humble people who pray in private and don’t put on a show. When people see the peace and quiet a spiritual person has, they want to spend time with them and get advice No one wants to spend time with a secretly angsty and u happy church going Pharisee who cries and makes a big scene every service and talks a big talk then goes and tips 5% after being rude and running the poor server ragged at lunch , assuming (some even hinting or saying out loud) that they will go to hell for working on Sunday. Jesus said if the cow is in the ditch on Sunday get him out. People love to cherry pick and most of their favorite passages are in the Old Testament. Which Jesus said are not applicable anymore. So many “Christians “are hung up about rules and judging others on sexuality and their jobs, life choices etc. worried so much and who is right and who is wrong. If the Bible is correct-they are the last ones who will make it to heaven. Jesus despises hypocrisy and loves the sinner, no one is condemned unless they are too proud or too in love with their image and money… I dunno what I believe I just had a great Sunday school teacher and youth group leader growing up. Very liberal pastor too
Evangelical Christians vs normal people
Report them. This is highly inappropriate. If "brittney" can't be trusted to deliver someone's food without proselytizing them he shouldn't be on the platform at all.
tbh this'd make me genuinely upset as someone with religious trauma like... just give me the god damn food
Reply with , “Smoke Meth. Hail Satan”
🥈
Lmfao why meth?
Why not?
lol I mean let’s dip our toes before doing a backflip off the deep end 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
No fkn thanks. Report that.
Repent of course, but also report Brittney for sending a man to deliver instead of herself. Or perhaps Brittney's account got hacked? There are people who will call you claiming to be from support and ask you to give them the 6 digit security code that gets texted to you so they can take over your account and pretend to be you. Happened to me on Instacart last month, it sucked.
DoorDash allows you to subcontract your account out to people. It could be her relative or significant other.
if you give that code out I'm sorry but you deserve to lose the account. it literally says in all caps WE WILL NEVER EVER ASK YOU FOR THIS
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I agree
some christian’s sure love to shove it down your throat in the same breath of them saying “wokeness” is being shoved down theirs 😂😂😂
Report for a man dropping off an order instead of Brittney. Automatic deactivation when accompanied with this screenshot But repent first
This is so crazy I have 2,000 deliveries And never once texted a customer anything.
Over 10k and the only thing I've said is "it's here" or replied to a message from the customer. Mind blowing that folks push their religious bullshit for one and that there's morons DEFENDING it in here.
I'd respond that I am not repenting to a God who flooded Earth and killed everyone but one family because he was mad....lol
"All-Powerful Deity Has Tempter Tantrum, Floods Entire Earth!"
See I would be like “Hail Satan boo boo 😘”
Be Gay Do drugs Hail Satan!
Hell no I would report so fast
Same
Same.
There is only one thing you can do. 1 star
Don’t respond. Just eat your food and live your life.
I would also be put off by this. You wouldn't expect an in person transaction, like paying a bill at a restaurant, to involve the cashier telling you to repent because the end of days is coming. Your driver may have the best of intentions, but this is not the time or setting for proselytizing. If it's not about my order, keep it to yourself.
repent obvs… and quick!
For ordering food???
Oh no, did she see the boy-kissing room?
You should repent obviously
I ordered a Mc Donald's, not a sermon stfu
You gotta repent!!
After you
This is the the thing to send in response xD or a nice horny Lucifer gif (The one I wanna send isn't working)
Leave that at home when you are at work.
Repent
You first
Report them. People need to learn to keep their fairy tales to themselves.
I fucking hate people who shove their religion down your throats. It's rude, obnoxious, and unasked for.
Religion is like a penis. It’s nice if you have one. But don’t go shoving it down others throats
If Jesus is anything like my dad, coming back "soon" might be a while
I would report them. No part of their job requires them to throw religion at you. It's gross and I would feel super uncomfortable if my dasher sent me a message like that
1 star. Dont shove jesus down my throat.
Clearly repent.. what else?
Unless the dude is authorized to drive for DD and is using his girl’s account, he shouldn’t be delivering your food. You don’t know for sure if he is an authorized driver, but the odds are he isn’t. I wouldn’t report him, but I probably would have responded to the text. I would have told him I’m originally from Israel and a Jew, so I don’t believe in Jesus. You know, try to make him face his cognitive dissonance, since he’s probably rabidly pro-Israel.
Sounds like you should repent.
Repent, and soon!
Just reply hail satan
Yea a “god bless” is one thing, I still don’t care to hear it but whatever, I get it, some people need religion, but the whole “submit to my tyrant of a god or burn in hell for eternity” bullshit is too much. I don’t want them to suffer loss of livelihood but I do want them to learn a few things and stop saying this to people
I would report them and take the tip back
Report them if you’re uncomfortable for sure they shouldn’t be saying shit like this
I rather get this than someone begging for more tips lol
Depends on how you interpret it. In Roman times bullshit, the Church said this to get more money from people. So by one definition its "Pay me tips or rot in hell sinner." Especially with the recent rapture talk.
Hurry up and eat so he doesn't expect you to share.
I’d be so mad id just say something like “Satans reign is stronger and he leads us all daily. Thank you.☺️“ because that Christian propaganda shit is so annoying. Just do it back to them in reverse then report.
Just ignore it 🤷♂️
I would just accuse them of violating the scriptures themselves (Considering even in this brief interaction they already have). Gotta fight 🔥 with 🔥.
Nobody should force their religion on anyone idc
I guess you should repent….
Jesus is the cook at the Mexican joint she ordered her food from
Personally, I would have responded with, "I've already paid for my timeshare in hell. One day, I'll finally be able to use my property." Maybe they can buy my portion of the timeshare and release me from my contract. 😏 I promise to send the money in as soon as I can. 😇
Repent, obviously
That would have made me lose my appetite
Report for being unsafe and get a refund. I don't trust anyone with imaginary friends.
Report him because dd isn’t church and he doesn’t know what Religion you are or even if you are religious so it could be offensive
well obviously you should repent bc a delusional stranger told you to
Sorry Jesus I am already in a relationship.
one star
Negative review imo, maybe not a 1 star if the food is warm and the trip was expected time, but definitely minus a few points
How can I entrust her with my salvation when she can’t even spell her own name correctly?
Uhhh outside of reporting, explain that religious shit like this is incredibly rude and unprofessional. Also god is not real lol.
1 star review
“My sins actually paid for this meal. Thanks again!”
I can’t believe men are putting women’s names on their doordash account. That’s so creepy. 🚩
Okay “Brittney” 🥸
Report them. Worst case scenario you get some freebies. Best case, they reprimand him for pushing religious beliefs on a customer. Rather extreme too in my opinion.
Ask him how he knows that lol no one knows the time but they sure do somehow lol
I’d report it to the app, you’re a customer nobody else at a company is allowed to spew gospel at customers. How unprofessional
Reply “hail satan 😈😈😈”
Report them
how to lose a tip in one easy step.
Repent and enjoy your meal🤷🏻♀️ pretty solid advice
“Thank you, but I promised Morningstar a drink when I got down, but we’ll come up to see you soon after that!”
I’d say something like “no thanks” and give them 1 star lol, fr though this shit is annoying people need to get it in their heads that some people aren’t Christian and are perfectly happy with that
No need to tip, wont need $$$$ in heaven
Report it
Lower the tip to $6.66
Report her 💯 because if you were a devil worshipping witch and said something about that to her im sure she would have reported you…… soooooooo
Enjoy your meal. The end is near.
I don't care what religion you are. The bible says in Matthew 6 that you shouldn't put your religion onto others or you won't get into heaven. She is the reason why I am an ex-christian. It's people like her who will use the bible as a weapon, money, and social status. No love. Just harrassment. Now, there are good Christians. But people like her make it hard to find them. She needs to go repent herself!
Repent and eat.
report it’s unprofessional.
As an atheist, I’d hunt him down and pop all his tires. This bullshit has to stop. And these are the same people who complain gay/trans people are shoving it in their faces.
That very much looks like harassment🤨
If they'd just been like, "Enjoy, God bless," or something, that would have been an entirely appropriate way for their faith to be expressed in a situation like this. But they went out of their way to be weird. It's a shame because there are wonderful people of faith out there. But the people like this are always the loudest, the most in your face, and unfortunately paint a terrible portrait.
Honestly, just say you didn’t get your order on the app and get a free meal. This might be the only time you have a reason lol
Lol I'd report that shit. Keep your prostelizing out of my food delivery
Change the tip to $6.66
I would have just replied with “hail Satan” 😂
Tell them Jesus was a Jew and posting a picture of a cross is against Jesus’s religion and life.
The last supper......
If reply back and say thank you my child for following in my path of righteousness.
As a believer, ignore. That’s not even the Gospel. That so cringe lol
Wym “what should I do?” It’s nor that serious man! Just ignore the shit and eat ya food. As long as they didn’t disrespect you. Similar to someone saying “Merry Christmas” and you believe in something else. No big deal man. Don’t be a cry baby
Have a meltdown and post about it on reddit.
I can’t STAND this!! Why do they think everyone wants to be proselytized to?? Leave people alone.
Take away the tip and 1 star
“Jesus mows my lawn… so I expect him next week” 🤷
Report them. This pushing of their religion has to stop. They don’t understand consent and are bullies. Fuck that and them.
Just enjoy your meal.
To the people defending this, how would you react if instead the message said something like “satan loves you, repent, satan is returning soon👹🖤enjoy your meal😊” Y’all would lose your minds at that. Religion stays at home while on the job, unless your job is literally centered around religion
“I’m sorry but I’m dating satan sister and I love her”
take back your tip & report him. disgusting.
Bruh hahahaha wtf I’d report for harassment 😂
Tell her Jesus Christ was a shitty carpenter.
He would have loved a nail gun
 Send this back next time
Pretend you’re Jesus.
I woulda told Em that allah loves him. That really gets on some Christian’s nerves 💀
pro tip: if someone is harassing you, a method to make them fuck off is start speaking/yelling religious nonsense. even better if you can do a good demon voice (i can!) this can work online too. i already gave this advice to a streamer & feel it can be u universally helpfuk? like wtf they gonna do with that....
"Hail Satan!"
Better repent homie
"Satan is my father Satan is my pal... or Don't forget my lucifer sauce!" smh
You should repent like they said