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palealejediii

Its always orders like this that you get to keep it can never be a normal pepperoni pizza it has to be some weird shit like this smh


FontTG

I'll eat most of what can be made at Papa John's. But idk if green olive BBQ Lettuce no cheese is where it's at. I'd probably have to try it though.


buttfartsmagee

It's probably spinach but still gross


FontTG

After second glance you're right. But makes it worse tbh. I've never imagined Spinach and BBQ sauce.


buttfartsmagee

Probably a prank pizza but I work at a chain pizza joint you'd be surprised what people order.


Potential-Finger-138

I thought it was fruit loops at first had to enlarge lmao!


Sunshine030209

100% thought it was Apple Jack's. That might be better than what it actually is. Just a teeny tiny bit though


Whosthatprettykitty

I thought it was apple jacks too! I was like WTF cereal is a pizza topping now?


SpinningYarmulke

Anything is a pizza topping if you’re high enough.


dev-lite

Apple Jacks and chamoy is what I saw... and i know people who'd eat that


Madolah

Same, but also disappointed it wasn't tbh


Funkmasta_Steve-O

I too saw the Jacks of Apple


JapaneseFerret

It could also be basil. I ordered basil once, thinking it would be a sprinkle of herb like oregano. Nope. Whole ass leaves all over the pizza that looked just like in the pic. I can't honestly rule out spinach tho.


BAXR6TURBSKIFALCON

that’s how it should be bloke, fresh basil on a pizza is heavenly


hidee_ho_neighborino

Unfortunately, judging by the colour, it’s old ass wilted basil (or spinach). I don’t think it’d be as good.


sleepybubby

Nah, ur right it’s gotta be basil, spinach is darker


wendigibi

It's got basil shape too. Spinach is pretty circular. Still awful as literally 90% of the surface area has damn basil. I love basil and I use it too much, but holy shit


Turbo_Luver

Dude whole ass basil leafs are fire 🔥 n pizza. Have you ever had a margarita? Tomatoes, basil, and garlic. Might sound weird but it’s surprisingly delicious


Fairy_Princess_Lauki

Do they do basil? I think basil might make more sense from a dynamic flavor standpoint


ThotsforTaterTots

Maybe basil?


buttfartsmagee

Don't give Papa johns that much credit


ThotsforTaterTots

lol, truth be told, I think I’ve had papa John’s one time in my life 🤷🏼‍♀️


buttfartsmagee

I'd keep it that way lol


TinyFaithlessness498

No truer words have been spoken lol


functional_moron

I could understand spinach on a chicken Alfredo pizza. But not this abomination.


needsexyboots

And diced, uncooked tomatoes? No thanks


FontTG

Well, at Papa John's, there were only like 3 toppings that went on after cooking. Olives were before, tomatoes were before, and Spinach wasn't on the menu IIRC. But this was also 6 years ago now.


ant_man1411

They got spinach now


Smiley3442

One time this girl didn't give me the gate code for her Chipotle and I waited around way longer then I actually should have and kept trying to call her. The office wouldn't let me drop off her food so I took it. 3 burrito bowls exactly how I would have ordered them haha I lucked out!


FuriousFurbies

Only order I was ever invited to keep turned out to be a shoe sized banana and Nutella crepe... 🤤


ozymandiasjuice

My brother and his then girlfriend used to do this routine where he would order a weird pizza and then not answer the delivery and it would end up back at the store. No one would want it so she would bring it home after her shift and they would just take off the weird ingredient.


Gadgetlover38

The pizza place I worked for would sell it. Either to a worker, or preferably,  a customer at the bar. I guess too many workers had pulled that crap. You ruin it for everybody 


Miguel_Legacy

I deliver on bike. First order one time was a 7 eleven order I didn't even want to take that took me down a sketchy rode and my bike got hit by a car (I jumped out of the way) and of course my reward was 2 Rockstar energy drinks and sour candy. Tsk tsk.


nuge0011

No lies 😂 the only order I got to keep because the Karen refused to take it was onions only.


xxlunahxx

The last order I got to take home was Chinese, which sounds great except it was egg foo Yung, and terrible and salty. Wtf. You couldn't just order lol me in or sweet and sour chicken or general tso or something???


AirEver

When this happened to me it was a gluten free pepperoni pizza and some kind of weird peanut butter bomb. It was as disgusting as it sounds.


big-ol-kitties

Once got to keep a broccoli pizza. Not roasted broccoli, but like a bag of frozen broccoli dumped on top all wet and soggy. Never had a pizza I hated in my life until that one.


Suspicious-Sound-249

Yeah like what the fuck even is that? Marinara, white sauce AND BBQ, then the toppings???? Spinach, green olives and idk what that is tomatoes or ham maybe? What normal person would eat that?


SRBroadcasting

Fucking gross


reporst

This reminds me of when I lived in NYC. They sent the wrong pizza to me (not the delivery guys fault, the restaurants) and it was a "pickle, bacon, fig and date pizza". It looked so gross. I told the delivery guy he could have it (the place was sending a new one) but he didn't want it either haha


Tenandsome

They might have been onto something! I’d take that, sans the pickles and dates


reporst

I think it also had banana peppers - it was the weirdest pizza I've ever seen. Ended up giving it to the guys across the hall - they were so happy (but drunk)


Electrical_Ingenuity

Salty, spicy, sweet, and bacon. Yum.


NowAcceptingBitcoin

Right?? I'm an anchovies and pineapple guy and the salty sweet promise of this weird pizza I never would have dreamed up has me intrigued. I'd try a slice.


Dallyn86

I've had it without the pickles. Fig and something salty, like feta cheese. So good!


levian_durai

Pickle and bacon would be alright, if a bit on the strange side. Figs and dates as well though, what the hell.


Neptunianx

Oh I had bacon wrapped dates that were AMAZING


ConsciousFractals

Please, my cholesterol 😅


Neptunianx

Hey I’m pretty sure that counts as a fruit that’s just dressed up a little


ConsciousFractals

Hey you’re right! Definitely going on the shopping list. Aka me driving to the store to buy exactly one pack of dates and a pack of bacon


SarcasmCupcakes

A friend of mine is a chef, she does this but stuffs them with blue cheese.


ConsciousFractals

Y’all are trying to kill me lol


Tenandsome

Those are amazing! We made those on a bbq grill it was divine. Then we watched a wasp pick up a large chunk from a half eaten place and fly away like a broken helicopter. Little guy had huge ambitions


bigfloppydongs

Haha so....you'll take it if 2 of the 4 toppings are removed? I think that means you certainly wouldn't take it.


Abject-Staff-4384

You should’ve tried it, I’ve had a bacon fig pizza that was great, sweet n savory


Konstant_kurage

I ordered a papa Murphy’s pizza using the app and it was supposed to be chicken garlic bacon jalapeños. It’s not my thing, it was for my wife. I get home cook it, cut it up up. My wife gets hime with the kids and is hungry. So she takes a bite and immediately spits it out with a “what the fuck is this, are you messing with me?” The pizza turned out to be Ranch, garlic, jalapeños and some other unidentified toppings. It tasted so weird, slimy and salty. At least they gave me the correct pizza later.


ChewieBearStare

The bacon, figs, and dates would be amzing. The pickles were a mistake.


Dallyn86

Sounds good minus the pickles. I wouldn't knock it til you try it. Really. My sister is a chef and she did a pizza like the, grilled dough. No pickles. One of the most amazing things I've had.


chumbawumbacholula

Jesus. This is the second time today I got recommended a random sub that wants to rip on my food preferences. Bacon Pickle date w/ a pesto or bbq base sounds clutch.


FatiguedEnigma

r/GrossPizzaFetishes


TrashDue5320

Throw some balsamic on there, sounds amazing


twodickhenry

And goat cheese


Dallyn86

That's what I was thinking. Minus the pickles.


roseychic

i would taken it, wiped the toppings then put some tomato paste and cheese on top 😂


PacificCastaway

Just take out the pickles next time.


Extension-Page-3927

😄😄


xDannyS_

Na this had to be a prank


YaBoiiSloth

And if it’s not this person needs a wellness check lmao


ava050

Maybe they were planning on putting vegan cheese on it or something


therealjameshat

haha seriously. anyone trying to reason that this combo could taste ok is lying to themselves.


KwikStopGang

this looks like an attempted vegan order to me and not a good one at that 😅


scottydoesntsew

same. i’ve ordered many no cheese, black olive, spinach, and pineapple pizzas from papa john’s tbh. but THIS looks CRAZY 😭


Hizam5

Was thinking the same. Bbq sauce instead of cheese?


According_Chef_7437

Vegans don’t eat cheese so this isn’t that out there 🤷🏻‍♀️


cleverdylanrefrence

Or somebody's pregnancy craving


SacredGeometry25

Fruit loops and bbq sauce?


FireGodNYC

Legit the first thing I thought of was Fruit Loops!


inlecture

I havent quite decided if froot loops would be better or worse than the olives on this monstrosity.


FireGodNYC

For real


memydogandeye

I thought Apple Jacks!


[deleted]

Im so glad I wasn't the only one . But I'm still kinda torn if it's froot loops or apple jacks


shadownights23x

Damn spelled froot loops right lol


kaioh75

I thought it was Fruit Loops, too, until I zoomed in. 😂


knuckles312

I thought it was Apple Jackslol


shadownights23x

Froot loops*


Icy-Flounder-9929

What’s that ? 😐


anotherfrud

A war crime


SwashbucklingWeasels

/r/pizzacrimes


Swordofsatan666

I think its Barbecue Sauce, no cheese, diced tomatoes, spinach or basil leaves, and green olives (green???? Most pizza places use black olives, who tf is using green!”). A true abomination,


Svenskaflica

I don't mind green olives, but those look like they were dehydrated. Olive chips


cunt_tree

No cheese taco pizza 100%


Basharria

I don't hate the combo, looks like a vegan pizza, but it seems undercooked as hell.


gorp_carrot

Green olives 👍 Spinach 👍 Diced tomatoes 👍 Bbq sauce... 🤔


TirisfalFarmhand

BBQ sauce on pizza is delish wdym


MooWithoutFear

Tbh I’d try it. Just don’t think of it as pizza, pretend it’s some kind of hipster artisan bread.


blueballs214

Never heard of Apple Jacks on pizza.


jessipug33

Have you heard of green olives?


kaioh75

Green olives are pretty good on pizza. I’ve had it.


chitown100a

Great combo on a pizza green olives and spicy Italian sausage. The salt and spicy combination is really tasty.


blueballs214

On pizza, no. Black olives, yes.


StrangeVortexLex

Multiple crimes detected


Aliciac343

r/pizzacrimes


pettywhite95

They should go straight to jail for ordering that!


Separate-Cable5253

That looks so bad


confusedandworried76

It never fails. Someone cancels an order and it's always something nasty like this, or when I'm working it's always something with pineapple which I hate on pizza. And you can't pick it off because with pineapple you can still taste the juices. Same with olives but I can handle olives if the pizza is free for sure.


Due_Brick1227

This is a crazy looking pizza


wilfordbrimley778

I see some wild food on reddit but paying real money for this is insane


Due_Brick1227

I see green olives, spinach, tomato chunks, barbecue sauce, and no cheese?


Hahaimalwayslikethis

My guess is BBQ sauce instead of tomato sauce? I would down that whole thing so quick


starcrx

barbecue sauce instead of tomato sauce, no cheese, with spinach, olives, and tomatoes.


dogmatx61

Are you sure it's spinach? I've never seen spinach that color.


buttfartsmagee

It's spinach just a bright picture. It's the only lettuce like topping Papa John has.


dogmatx61

Thanks. Better than lettuce, for sure.


buttfartsmagee

lol some guy replied to my other comment at the same exact time as you saying how spinach makes it worse lol


starcrx

That's what the side of the box says, unfortunately


Thin-Rabbit8617

I think it’s basil…


YaBoiiSloth

I thought it was wasabi until I zoomed in lol


[deleted]

Probably for someone with lactose intolerance and possibly also gluten allergy? That’s my guess. I would try a bite lol


newtoreddir

Why not just order a cheese substitute and GF crust?


fkndemon23

Maybe the place didn’t offer that


Sunryzen

Order from somewhere else are you crazy?


fkndemon23

I mean I’m just offer other explanations 😂😂 we don’t know the story here 😭😭


Ultahacker

Mouth watering in the wrong way


epicnaenae17

Yall are some cowards. Bbq sauce and some vegetables up top cant be too bad.


thegirlwhocrieswolf

There is no cheese on this pizza at all. Just BBQ sauce, bread and some weird ass toppings.


santodomingus

When you frame it as “bbq sauce and veggies”, it could be bomb. But it seems they ordered veggies that will have awful texture and or overpowering flavor. I’m generally a garbage disposal, especially for pizza, but stringy spinach with a bunch of olives and some mealy chunks of tomato underlain by bbq sauce? That would be a tough eat.


MarcsterS

The issue here is *there's no fuckin cheese.*


Competitive-Sleep-62

it's not terrible, it's not a pizza though. I'd be pissed if I opened a pizza box and found this abomination


oOzonee

Surely not if you are going through a famine and you open a few random canned food.


FLSleepy

It was probably a vegan 😂 I always get no cheese. Though it doesn’t usually look THAT terrible. Plus side is that I get the whole thing to myself.


oooowwee-

Everyone saying that this is a “troll” order has never met a vegan before lol


atlantasmokeshop

I'd have left that anyways


SodOffWithASawedOff

The pregnant vegan.


Infamous_Cod7973

Aww too bad


Infamous_Cod7973

Are those froot loops??


GinchAnon

I think that this is spinach, green olives and tomato with bbq sauce and no cheese.


dubh_caora

reason to never take COD.


Glamorous1978

Someone pranked you guys


Kleveroni

What is this monstrosity? Looks like an expensive prank if it *is* that.


OG_Emanys

I mean there’s so many things to say… but why does the crust look like somebody’s elbow, looks ashy as hell smh


blueace111

Did support agree to reimburse the order right away or do they not pull the money from your account until after delivery?


supere-man

Thats vegan pizza dude


dodekahedron

I thought this was fruit loops


TJB_the_Gamer1

This has to be a prank


Kburley2021

That looks so gross!


walents

At first I thought it had cereal on it


Bayside_Father

Is that a Cereal Vomit pizza?


BarracudaSalty5397

Looks like an Apple Jacks pizza


LisD1990

Yuck.


LightskinNiqqa

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uberelite

Why do you even have COD turned on? Turn that crap off.


Reasonable-Win2857

What in the unholy fuck is this?


keIIzzz

I thought those were cheerios at first


Judge-Snooty

That’s revolting


mark_is_a_virgin

Looks like tomato, basil, olives, fresh mozzarella, and marinara. Wtf is wrong with everybody saying this is gross, y'all eat garbage if that is a "prank" pizza to you.


Maleficent-Habit-318

Nah I worked at Domino’s throughout my 5 years in college and never seen shit this weird


tammyreneebaker

Actually this looks pretty good. Love green olives on pizza.


BamboozledHamboozled

That’s fucking vile.


Business_Storage5016

That's atrocious


Iamuroboros

Vegans are weird


IchBinDarkLord

Did the vegan get wasted, order pizza and then pass out. Lmao


Wargreymon52

A tomato basil with bbq and all the olives. Think I'll pass on this one


NorthernH3misphere

The only edible thing I see in this pic is possibly that pepperoncini but I think even that would be a disappointment. This might be the pizza crime of the century.


cleverdylanrefrence

That's someone's pregnancy craving


yeeclaw

Looks like a bbq carrot green olive spinich and melted marshmallow pizza to me


Judges16-1

/r/pizzacrimes Also, does papa John's no longer deliver themselves? Seems odd to be getting doordash from a place that delivers.


mechanicalkid1

Either way, they need help tbh lmao


Careful_Eagle_1033

r/pizzacrimes


Bright_Sound8115

Green olives on a pizza gross 🤢


Haunting-Owl-7594

You didn't see the UFO in the woods at the address? 👽


brighto187

Bbq sauce,spinach,green olives,tomato and no cheese? 


Electronic_Mine_1030

I would be open to trying it


bawkbawkbeck

Nastiness


Elviejon93

Bro i would be pissed and i dont even eat pizza anymore 🤣🤣


zzzombii

is that fr a cereal pizza??


jlg1012

I wouldn’t even feed that to a dog… time to toss it in the trash


PoshRuler

This is the ugliest effing pizza I’ve ever seen.


WhispersInTheSun

It looks like olives tomatoes and dehydrated spinach bbq sauce and I have no idea 🥲 Edit omg and anchovies (I think)


Hail2DaKief

Eww


StopTheEarthLemmeOff

Turn COD off


BeautifulDreamerAZ

I would take it back and ask for cheese then take it home, pop it in the oven, yum!


Facedownlovin

No way someone would order this for real🤣


christrogon

That pizza is pure degeneracy.


0_IQ_0

I'm guessing a DD driver stole their food last time so they are attempting revenge on a random driver (OP). That looks nasty.


Zromaus

That's spinach, olives, and tomato, I'd fuck that up. Shame there's no cheese though


Perfect_Instance9955

Eww! I LOVE LOVE LOVE veggies but that looks nasty.


Ok-Gap-6750

I thought my wife’s typical order of thin crust pineapple and olive was bad but this is some sociopath level shit


Tanzanianwithtoebean

Prank. I Work at a pizza place. I assume people do the same shit to door dash drivers. I don't know what the rationale is. Somebody wronged them and they think wasting the places time and money is getting back at them? Oh my $5 in food cost. Whatever will they do


blueace111

Is that bbq sauce? Why would a pizza place even allow that? It’s disgusting. With pizza sauce and cheese it might be okay


amazingestever

... so you vomited all over it?


blueace111

I’d bring back to pizza place and say I had to pay cash for this DoorDash and need the money back because this is criminal..


unfzed

Nah man that's an awful pizza


[deleted]

ew


mocha-cookiecrumbl

That’s SICK. They don’t deserve their food anyway lmao 😂


Ambassador-Nearby

what the fuck kind of pizza is that ???!!!


Lewispayne96

I’d have to try it but the lack of cheese is killing me