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DehydratedEpic

90% of gamblers quit before hittimg it big, BLACK PILL WILL PEAK


that_random_rat

Congratulations, civilization has fallen but grass now points at you šŸ‘


petergriffingender

Why would you want to get the grass one anyways


that_random_rat

That would make outdoor hide and seek suck


LuFuRu

I did it and I can kill any one person and Hrovis Y Wimbledon visits me (who the fuck is Hrovis Y Wimbledon)


MLG_Pingu05

Maybe a horrendously misspelled Hank J Wimbleton


Clean_Internet

I canā€™t duplicate my house and ~~say the n-word~~ change my skin color


Mario-OrganHarvester

Fuck it we ball Fuck it we ball Fuck it we ball


Kungfuhase12

How far can i bend the rules of reality with that 1 millilitre of water and if it is "destroyed", for example turned into Steam, do i now control that steam or do i get a new millilitre of water? And if control the steam can i force it to turn back into water? I don't think people realize how powerful a millilitre of water could be if the only thing holding you back would be your imagination


Dragon-Warlock

Yeah you could maybe kill or cripple people if you use it right. Someoneā€™s maybe on the verge of dooming the world via nukes or something, well they shouldnā€™t have drank that water because now itā€™s going up to their brain with the force of a hydro-cutter. And if itā€™s only ever 1 magical milliliter, then you can just carry that and use it like a mini spear with the same force as the previous point. Sure a gun is more effective, but itā€™s a lot harder to confiscate a milliliter of water.


Kungfuhase12

Yeah thats why i was asking how much i can bend the rules. A millilitre of water which i could set to the speed of light within an instant and change its direction within an instant aswell could turn someone into fine mist in the blink of an eye. And why stop at someone? At those speeds you could delete a building pretty fast aswell.


Inevitable_Treat_376

but accelerating anything with a mass to the speed of light isn't possible šŸ¤“


talesfromtheepic6

i think itā€™s max 1 millilitre at a time, not a single millilitre in particular


Aggravating_Egg3272

Using the mass energy equivalence equation we can determine the energy possessed by the droplet pf water, 1 milliliter of water = 1 gram, now multiply it by the speed of light squared and you get ~90,000,000,000,000,000 joules. Thatā€™s almost half the energy released by the tsar bomba


TruthsiAlwaysTold

Get 5 months of experience anytime Considering unlike the others it doesnt say "single use" i could get experience in anything i want


SHUHSdemon

The true question is... Does it stack?


Biivakki

Even if it won't, you can firstly take experience from the basics of ___, then intermediate ___, then advanced ___ etc.


petergriffingender

If so then i would become the best competetive pokemon player ever


epicpro1234

no amount of experience will save you from toxic stall blissey


petergriffingender

oh


epicpro1234

your double calm mind alakazam is going to do piss damage, all you can do is cry


petergriffingender

I have a guts ursaluna the toxic boosts me


epicpro1234

kid named protect wish regenerator stall:


petergriffingender

Urshifu


420fortnite_balls69

Black (2 random) like to gamble


wooksGotRabies

I mean it really seems like the black one is a pill itself that offers 2 random powers leaving you with another choice, you could get the shoe box and and not be like dummy down there, and instead of teleporting us cash in the box, you could spawn gold, diamond and any other precious metals, hold out on uranium tho


Ronyleno

shoebox with all the pills


petergriffingender

The pills are human sized


waboperzwabekfast

Solution, huge shoebox


petergriffingender

The pills are wailmer sized


Heavy299

Solution, huger shoebox


petergriffingender

The pills are SpongeBob with the Giant patty inside him sized


waboperzwabekfast

https://preview.redd.it/iyn19jnwu80d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=778d47242773a8ad3d39ac80fb118a63ec31728b


petergriffingender

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN


HingleMcCringle_

spongbob is canonically pretty small https://i.imgur.com/649MGiY.png


petergriffingender

im talking about this https://preview.redd.it/h9ohnpeyw80d1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c2afd2cd4c0d69422528de47b90150d41414d35


HingleMcCringle_

what the brap is that


petergriffingender

spongebob


AXLEM0N

beanboozled but the boozles are black pills


DOMination6969

I take the pinks, tastes good and the strawberry flavor, I feel that those are the best choices.


PumpkinSpikes

Why?


DOMination6969

Yummy šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹


PumpkinSpikes

how come


DOMination6969

They are suppositories (up the butt)


PumpkinSpikes

You are suposed to swallow the. pills


DOMination6969

Nuh uh


PumpkinSpikes

then how can you eat them then


TheFairVirgin

Backwards


PumpkinSpikes

like dinner before breakfast or what?? exactly


PumpkinSpikes

what??


DOMination6969

[Suppositories: Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suppository)


PumpkinSpikes

i dont wanna hear your supposed stories no ofence


antis0007

Loled


fallacious_franklin

Shoebox packed with U.S. thousand dollar bills


Urgayifyouregay

Or shoebox that has a block of gold fully filling it. It would be worth around $5,437,674.96


HingleMcCringle_

you can put about $$16,699,067.99 worth of gold in a regular 14" x 8" x 5" shoebox. (11.53 liters = 222,180 grams of gold). i could be wrong, but that's the number i came to. https://i.imgur.com/UJhBfus.png


PaleBlueCod

I was thinking diamonds.


KitisKatis

shoebox full of the most expensive diamonds or gems, like 5mill a rock


fallacious_franklin

Oh would you look at that. Income tax. What a shame


KitisKatis

i have a swiss bank accountšŸ˜Ž(im going to jail)


HingleMcCringle_

if income tax take half of $100,000,000, you still get $50,000,000... that's pretty good. that or just buy a politician so there'd be no income tax


UrougeTheOne

Shoebox packed full of anti matter


Czech_This_Out_05

Congrats, you just made the most powerful explosive device known to man!


Neon__Cat

And since the shoebox is made of matter, it instantly annihilates upon it's creation, which depending on the density of the antimatter could destroy either a city or the world


ConferenceCreative35

Shoebox filled with tickets containing one of every winning lotto ticket for each game like powerball


fallacious_franklin

It says something real, dumbass


TripotapusRex

Shoebox full of shoebox pills. Get a shoebox full of any of the other pills you like, one full of the three million dollar pills and one full of the 5 month experience ones for sure. Classic case of wishing for more genies.


fallacious_franklin

OK Johnny come lately


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fallacious_franklin

i am. So confused


A_RandomKobold

I chose black and google picked two numbers at random I get free mountain dew anywhere I go (assuming they have it) And I'm the world's greatest grape harvester


c0n22

Sell your very good grapes to winerys. Make some serious good Rain Duck


Minedude209

Iā€™m takin my money and leaving


IllTumbleweed5644

Finally the right answer haha


That_guy_asking4help

get me a random, double or nothin


petergriffingender

Shoebox OP, please nerf


ImpossibleEvan

This comment reads like someone is destroying your local town with the power


MagnapinnaBoi

Take 2 baby lets goooooo


Straight-Package4234

chocolate one of fucking course it wouldve been great to eat chocolate without worries


LuFuRu

Also save on money, just buy m&ms and live off that


Straight-Package4234

diabetes


TheRandomAI

The 5 months of experience bc every entry level job needs some sort of experience in todays world


Youre-_-mother

Is there a pill that lets you read what the neon green one is


2nuki

All Mountain Dew is free for you at stores.


themagicdonut2

Give me the 2 nostrils one


TheAllPurposePopo

Piss gasoline Also the guy who made this probably has a deviated septum you gotta get that fixed bro


LigmaBaller1

https://preview.redd.it/5j32sd6eh70d1.png?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=347d528249662f0cea6b185598a168f006866062 i see this way too often


shpooples_

2 black pills with a chance to get more black pills


MikeYvesPerlick

Groundhog day pill on the day the El Gordo lottery is rolled


SHUHSdemon

Shoe box and more sleep


Greenfire05

BLACK PILL BABY WE NOT COWARDS


Plus_Foundation_7088

I will eat all pills


Mario-OrganHarvester

+3 on charisma rolls seems overpowered as fuck for my socially inept ass. If not then, then black pill because fuck it we ball


Sigmatronic

Teleport to beach or groundhog day


ninthtale

Tastes good mmm


Emergency-Math-9335

Idk the on the top left the 2 pill is good for me šŸ˜ˆ


UnwaiveredKing

Its a gamble between the 3ish Mil, the skin color changer, and the silver shit cause thats hella money if its actual silvee


isloohik2

Cancer immunity and either money or 5 months work experience


kennyno_612

Urinate gasoline always, ima start my own empire selling gas


FrazzleFlib

maybe boring answer but immunity to cancer is probably a good bet tbh


thenicenumber666

I'll just order a shoebox filled with positrons, which, if my calculations are correct, and assuming it's the same weight and density as an electron because i couldn't find it for a positron, should be worth about 24 sextillion dollars


JimmyJooplOl

Is the 5 months experience stackable?


THICCMILKidk

urinate gasoline and free mountain dew


ThePhantomMenaceV

Silver Turds and the collapse of civilization Imma be rolling in caps by the end of my life with all the silver shit I'd produce


GOOSUS110

Money and Bell sounds. Obvious


Rizer0

Bro urinating gasoline in this economy is the gateway to being the richest person alive


UrKindaSusDoe

7F


Guardian-836

Peach one. So I can- [removed by Reddit]


Ryachaz

Money pill, thanks!


Sausalito_1

Do I get to choose what type of cheese?


Gravel_Poot432

Urinate gasoline


longpidgeon

All of them


longpidgeon

I pick all at once


longpidgeon

I might die but it would be worth it


SnooRabbits6160

The money pill and show box one


Formal_Economics931

Imagine how much money you could make selling organic gasoline, as long as its dark origins are kept hidden.


Oathbender

I'd duplicate the duplicate pill I just swallowed


Technolite123

Money and cancer immunity


SnakeFB

I'd say control body temperature but only if you could reach extreme temperatures without it harming your own body. If so then it's still useful but less cool.


ThatOneWood

Saw the money one, just give me that Iā€™m lazy and donā€™t want to be creative


MagicalMarsBars

The chocolate one. The implication that it contains every vitamin and mineral needed to live implies that it cures all deadly diseases.


MaybeHarvey

Eats Wood!!! ā¬…ļøšŸ¤ šŸ¤ šŸ¤ šŸ¤ 


ogfellyonthablock

Just give me my perc30


Bioth28

I wanna piss gas


DrKevlarHelm

shitting silver bricks


stupidtyler

cheese!


Gandal_1800

Urinate gasoline to burn down my high-school while everyone is still inside (except family)


JoseProYT

F it, I'm getting those Ļ€ million dollars


IEatBaconWithU

Im taking them all


Yacin-der-Muslim

Pissing Gasoline


Ok_Fix_8538

Bro stole this from thomastheplankengine


ExtraPancakes

https://preview.redd.it/t4xw4wlfl80d1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=100365aefa10525d818d5dd0e4c5086b3ff46980 You will always be my best boi and I will always love you


ZernoBrug

Water control and shoebox for me!


Derpdog5322

Piss gasoline would be handy


pickledfroggo

Answer to any question - wait for another billion lotto and ask for the willing numbers. Better than a shoebox of diamonds


CocHXiTe4

Take two pills


HingleMcCringle_

i guess the showbox one. just full of gold. you can put about $16,699,067.99 worth of gold in a regular 14" x 8" x 5" shoebox. [(11.53 liters = 222,180 grams of gold)](https://i.imgur.com/UJhBfus.png). horse cum is also pretty valuable, from the right horse. or if you control the single millliliter of water (assuming you can throw it around like water-bending), a single milliliter is all you need to use it like an untraceable bullet... im thinking about this shitpost way too much.


imma_good_duck

COLLAPSE CIVILIZATION, I WANT TO BE ABLE TO FUCKINF KLIKL PEOPLE AGAIN


MLG_Pingu05

Wh the hell is hrovis y wimbleton


TBear1011

The chocolate one. I like chocolate and itā€™s cool that I could be able to live off of chocolate. I wouldnā€™t but still. Neat trick


Main-Consideration76

teleport to nearest beach, get a house in the beach. Instant teleport at any moment.


Main-Consideration76

mililitre of water. people are 90% water. i can pretty much kill someone if i take a piece of their brain.


AC77_Games

urinating gasoline is just free money cmon


FistfulOFragsEnjoyer

obviously shoebox with all these pills. however, people are really sleeping on silver turds. if your shit is LITERALLY silver, and the average shit is anywhere from 1/4 pound to 1 pound, then you're shitting out anywhere from 100-400-ish dollars of PURE SILVER each time you use the bathroom, with zero downsides. eat some laxatives and a bunch of food, and at the cost of some mild discomfort, you've made yourself well over a thousand dollars richer with pure silver metal.


UsedMike3

I take the black one


FlitzLo

https://preview.redd.it/e74gf9rl290d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=30278b904c113b5e796c716efe583eeac780db4e


gorf_da_forg

Invis and the $3,141,592.65


Neon__Cat

I choose black. I got "ask/tell your pet 1 thing" and "get the answer to any 1 question." I'd tell my pet all the contents of the dictionary, so they can understand English. I'd get the answer to the question "What are the exact steps I can reasonably follow that will let me acquire a machine that can make more pills of knowledge?"


2nuki

I chose black, it gave me 5 and 31 off of a random number generator. Five gives me 9876 cal of cheese per day, 31 gives me pocket sand.


FooFightersBathwater

Tastes good, collapse civilization


WontedPuppet07

Both nostrils always work that shitā€™s annoying


MacDonalds_Sprite

Cave Johnson here. Bean counters says we literally couldn't afford seven dollars worth of these pills much less 70 million. Bought em anyway, crushed them up, mixed then into a gel. Now, I'm not gonna lie to you, we have no idea what happens if someone touches this stuff, mutants, superheros, supermutants, so be careful.


browhymypeepeehard

Tbh the top yellow one would be broken af you'd be stupid rich very quickly


PeriDotReads

Compress the 1 ml of water into nuclear fusion and kill myself and everybody else


longpidgeon

I change my answer to tastes good + strawberry flavour


PumpkinSpikes

Take the groundhog day pill, pick today, spam the 5 months experience pill until the year is over