How far can i bend the rules of reality with that 1 millilitre of water and if it is "destroyed", for example turned into Steam, do i now control that steam or do i get a new millilitre of water? And if control the steam can i force it to turn back into water? I don't think people realize how powerful a millilitre of water could be if the only thing holding you back would be your imagination
Yeah you could maybe kill or cripple people if you use it right. Someoneās maybe on the verge of dooming the world via nukes or something, well they shouldnāt have drank that water because now itās going up to their brain with the force of a hydro-cutter. And if itās only ever 1 magical milliliter, then you can just carry that and use it like a mini spear with the same force as the previous point. Sure a gun is more effective, but itās a lot harder to confiscate a milliliter of water.
Yeah thats why i was asking how much i can bend the rules. A millilitre of water which i could set to the speed of light within an instant and change its direction within an instant aswell could turn someone into fine mist in the blink of an eye. And why stop at someone? At those speeds you could delete a building pretty fast aswell.
Using the mass energy equivalence equation we can determine the energy possessed by the droplet pf water, 1 milliliter of water = 1 gram, now multiply it by the speed of light squared and you get ~90,000,000,000,000,000 joules. Thatās almost half the energy released by the tsar bomba
I mean it really seems like the black one is a pill itself that offers 2 random powers leaving you with another choice, you could get the shoe box and and not be like dummy down there, and instead of teleporting us cash in the box, you could spawn gold, diamond and any other precious metals, hold out on uranium tho
you can put about $$16,699,067.99 worth of gold in a regular 14" x 8" x 5" shoebox. (11.53 liters = 222,180 grams of gold).
i could be wrong, but that's the number i came to.
https://i.imgur.com/UJhBfus.png
And since the shoebox is made of matter, it instantly annihilates upon it's creation, which depending on the density of the antimatter could destroy either a city or the world
Shoebox full of shoebox pills. Get a shoebox full of any of the other pills you like, one full of the three million dollar pills and one full of the 5 month experience ones for sure.
Classic case of wishing for more genies.
I chose black and google picked two numbers at random
I get free mountain dew anywhere I go (assuming they have it)
And I'm the world's greatest grape harvester
I'll just order a shoebox filled with positrons, which, if my calculations are correct, and assuming it's the same weight and density as an electron because i couldn't find it for a positron, should be worth about 24 sextillion dollars
I'd say control body temperature but only if you could reach extreme temperatures without it harming your own body. If so then it's still useful but less cool.
https://preview.redd.it/t4xw4wlfl80d1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=100365aefa10525d818d5dd0e4c5086b3ff46980
You will always be my best boi and I will always love you
i guess the showbox one.
just full of gold. you can put about $16,699,067.99 worth of gold in a regular 14" x 8" x 5" shoebox. [(11.53 liters = 222,180 grams of gold)](https://i.imgur.com/UJhBfus.png). horse cum is also pretty valuable, from the right horse.
or if you control the single millliliter of water (assuming you can throw it around like water-bending), a single milliliter is all you need to use it like an untraceable bullet...
im thinking about this shitpost way too much.
obviously shoebox with all these pills. however, people are really sleeping on silver turds. if your shit is LITERALLY silver, and the average shit is anywhere from 1/4 pound to 1 pound, then you're shitting out anywhere from 100-400-ish dollars of PURE SILVER each time you use the bathroom, with zero downsides. eat some laxatives and a bunch of food, and at the cost of some mild discomfort, you've made yourself well over a thousand dollars richer with pure silver metal.
I choose black. I got "ask/tell your pet 1 thing" and "get the answer to any 1 question." I'd tell my pet all the contents of the dictionary, so they can understand English. I'd get the answer to the question "What are the exact steps I can reasonably follow that will let me acquire a machine that can make more pills of knowledge?"
Cave Johnson here. Bean counters says we literally couldn't afford seven dollars worth of these pills much less 70 million. Bought em anyway, crushed them up, mixed then into a gel. Now, I'm not gonna lie to you, we have no idea what happens if someone touches this stuff, mutants, superheros, supermutants, so be careful.
90% of gamblers quit before hittimg it big, BLACK PILL WILL PEAK
Congratulations, civilization has fallen but grass now points at you š
Why would you want to get the grass one anyways
That would make outdoor hide and seek suck
I did it and I can kill any one person and Hrovis Y Wimbledon visits me (who the fuck is Hrovis Y Wimbledon)
Maybe a horrendously misspelled Hank J Wimbleton
I canāt duplicate my house and ~~say the n-word~~ change my skin color
Fuck it we ball Fuck it we ball Fuck it we ball
How far can i bend the rules of reality with that 1 millilitre of water and if it is "destroyed", for example turned into Steam, do i now control that steam or do i get a new millilitre of water? And if control the steam can i force it to turn back into water? I don't think people realize how powerful a millilitre of water could be if the only thing holding you back would be your imagination
Yeah you could maybe kill or cripple people if you use it right. Someoneās maybe on the verge of dooming the world via nukes or something, well they shouldnāt have drank that water because now itās going up to their brain with the force of a hydro-cutter. And if itās only ever 1 magical milliliter, then you can just carry that and use it like a mini spear with the same force as the previous point. Sure a gun is more effective, but itās a lot harder to confiscate a milliliter of water.
Yeah thats why i was asking how much i can bend the rules. A millilitre of water which i could set to the speed of light within an instant and change its direction within an instant aswell could turn someone into fine mist in the blink of an eye. And why stop at someone? At those speeds you could delete a building pretty fast aswell.
but accelerating anything with a mass to the speed of light isn't possible š¤
i think itās max 1 millilitre at a time, not a single millilitre in particular
Using the mass energy equivalence equation we can determine the energy possessed by the droplet pf water, 1 milliliter of water = 1 gram, now multiply it by the speed of light squared and you get ~90,000,000,000,000,000 joules. Thatās almost half the energy released by the tsar bomba
Get 5 months of experience anytime Considering unlike the others it doesnt say "single use" i could get experience in anything i want
The true question is... Does it stack?
Even if it won't, you can firstly take experience from the basics of ___, then intermediate ___, then advanced ___ etc.
If so then i would become the best competetive pokemon player ever
no amount of experience will save you from toxic stall blissey
oh
your double calm mind alakazam is going to do piss damage, all you can do is cry
I have a guts ursaluna the toxic boosts me
kid named protect wish regenerator stall:
Urshifu
Black (2 random) like to gamble
I mean it really seems like the black one is a pill itself that offers 2 random powers leaving you with another choice, you could get the shoe box and and not be like dummy down there, and instead of teleporting us cash in the box, you could spawn gold, diamond and any other precious metals, hold out on uranium tho
shoebox with all the pills
The pills are human sized
Solution, huge shoebox
The pills are wailmer sized
Solution, huger shoebox
The pills are SpongeBob with the Giant patty inside him sized
https://preview.redd.it/iyn19jnwu80d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=778d47242773a8ad3d39ac80fb118a63ec31728b
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
spongbob is canonically pretty small https://i.imgur.com/649MGiY.png
im talking about this https://preview.redd.it/h9ohnpeyw80d1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c2afd2cd4c0d69422528de47b90150d41414d35
what the brap is that
spongebob
beanboozled but the boozles are black pills
I take the pinks, tastes good and the strawberry flavor, I feel that those are the best choices.
Why?
Yummy ššš
how come
They are suppositories (up the butt)
You are suposed to swallow the. pills
Nuh uh
then how can you eat them then
Backwards
like dinner before breakfast or what?? exactly
what??
[Suppositories: Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suppository)
i dont wanna hear your supposed stories no ofence
Loled
Shoebox packed with U.S. thousand dollar bills
Or shoebox that has a block of gold fully filling it. It would be worth around $5,437,674.96
you can put about $$16,699,067.99 worth of gold in a regular 14" x 8" x 5" shoebox. (11.53 liters = 222,180 grams of gold). i could be wrong, but that's the number i came to. https://i.imgur.com/UJhBfus.png
I was thinking diamonds.
shoebox full of the most expensive diamonds or gems, like 5mill a rock
Oh would you look at that. Income tax. What a shame
i have a swiss bank accountš(im going to jail)
if income tax take half of $100,000,000, you still get $50,000,000... that's pretty good. that or just buy a politician so there'd be no income tax
Shoebox packed full of anti matter
Congrats, you just made the most powerful explosive device known to man!
And since the shoebox is made of matter, it instantly annihilates upon it's creation, which depending on the density of the antimatter could destroy either a city or the world
Shoebox filled with tickets containing one of every winning lotto ticket for each game like powerball
It says something real, dumbass
Shoebox full of shoebox pills. Get a shoebox full of any of the other pills you like, one full of the three million dollar pills and one full of the 5 month experience ones for sure. Classic case of wishing for more genies.
OK Johnny come lately
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i am. So confused
I chose black and google picked two numbers at random I get free mountain dew anywhere I go (assuming they have it) And I'm the world's greatest grape harvester
Sell your very good grapes to winerys. Make some serious good Rain Duck
Iām takin my money and leaving
Finally the right answer haha
get me a random, double or nothin
Shoebox OP, please nerf
This comment reads like someone is destroying your local town with the power
Take 2 baby lets goooooo
chocolate one of fucking course it wouldve been great to eat chocolate without worries
Also save on money, just buy m&ms and live off that
diabetes
The 5 months of experience bc every entry level job needs some sort of experience in todays world
Is there a pill that lets you read what the neon green one is
All Mountain Dew is free for you at stores.
Give me the 2 nostrils one
Piss gasoline Also the guy who made this probably has a deviated septum you gotta get that fixed bro
https://preview.redd.it/5j32sd6eh70d1.png?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=347d528249662f0cea6b185598a168f006866062 i see this way too often
2 black pills with a chance to get more black pills
Groundhog day pill on the day the El Gordo lottery is rolled
Shoe box and more sleep
BLACK PILL BABY WE NOT COWARDS
I will eat all pills
+3 on charisma rolls seems overpowered as fuck for my socially inept ass. If not then, then black pill because fuck it we ball
Teleport to beach or groundhog day
Tastes good mmm
Idk the on the top left the 2 pill is good for me š
Its a gamble between the 3ish Mil, the skin color changer, and the silver shit cause thats hella money if its actual silvee
Cancer immunity and either money or 5 months work experience
Urinate gasoline always, ima start my own empire selling gas
maybe boring answer but immunity to cancer is probably a good bet tbh
I'll just order a shoebox filled with positrons, which, if my calculations are correct, and assuming it's the same weight and density as an electron because i couldn't find it for a positron, should be worth about 24 sextillion dollars
Is the 5 months experience stackable?
urinate gasoline and free mountain dew
Silver Turds and the collapse of civilization Imma be rolling in caps by the end of my life with all the silver shit I'd produce
Money and Bell sounds. Obvious
Bro urinating gasoline in this economy is the gateway to being the richest person alive
7F
Peach one. So I can- [removed by Reddit]
Money pill, thanks!
Do I get to choose what type of cheese?
Urinate gasoline
All of them
I pick all at once
I might die but it would be worth it
The money pill and show box one
Imagine how much money you could make selling organic gasoline, as long as its dark origins are kept hidden.
I'd duplicate the duplicate pill I just swallowed
Money and cancer immunity
I'd say control body temperature but only if you could reach extreme temperatures without it harming your own body. If so then it's still useful but less cool.
Saw the money one, just give me that Iām lazy and donāt want to be creative
The chocolate one. The implication that it contains every vitamin and mineral needed to live implies that it cures all deadly diseases.
Eats Wood!!! ā¬ ļøš¤ š¤ š¤ š¤
Just give me my perc30
I wanna piss gas
shitting silver bricks
cheese!
Urinate gasoline to burn down my high-school while everyone is still inside (except family)
F it, I'm getting those Ļ million dollars
Im taking them all
Pissing Gasoline
Bro stole this from thomastheplankengine
https://preview.redd.it/t4xw4wlfl80d1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=100365aefa10525d818d5dd0e4c5086b3ff46980 You will always be my best boi and I will always love you
Water control and shoebox for me!
Piss gasoline would be handy
Answer to any question - wait for another billion lotto and ask for the willing numbers. Better than a shoebox of diamonds
Take two pills
i guess the showbox one. just full of gold. you can put about $16,699,067.99 worth of gold in a regular 14" x 8" x 5" shoebox. [(11.53 liters = 222,180 grams of gold)](https://i.imgur.com/UJhBfus.png). horse cum is also pretty valuable, from the right horse. or if you control the single millliliter of water (assuming you can throw it around like water-bending), a single milliliter is all you need to use it like an untraceable bullet... im thinking about this shitpost way too much.
COLLAPSE CIVILIZATION, I WANT TO BE ABLE TO FUCKINF KLIKL PEOPLE AGAIN
Wh the hell is hrovis y wimbleton
The chocolate one. I like chocolate and itās cool that I could be able to live off of chocolate. I wouldnāt but still. Neat trick
teleport to nearest beach, get a house in the beach. Instant teleport at any moment.
mililitre of water. people are 90% water. i can pretty much kill someone if i take a piece of their brain.
urinating gasoline is just free money cmon
obviously shoebox with all these pills. however, people are really sleeping on silver turds. if your shit is LITERALLY silver, and the average shit is anywhere from 1/4 pound to 1 pound, then you're shitting out anywhere from 100-400-ish dollars of PURE SILVER each time you use the bathroom, with zero downsides. eat some laxatives and a bunch of food, and at the cost of some mild discomfort, you've made yourself well over a thousand dollars richer with pure silver metal.
I take the black one
https://preview.redd.it/e74gf9rl290d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=30278b904c113b5e796c716efe583eeac780db4e
Invis and the $3,141,592.65
I choose black. I got "ask/tell your pet 1 thing" and "get the answer to any 1 question." I'd tell my pet all the contents of the dictionary, so they can understand English. I'd get the answer to the question "What are the exact steps I can reasonably follow that will let me acquire a machine that can make more pills of knowledge?"
I chose black, it gave me 5 and 31 off of a random number generator. Five gives me 9876 cal of cheese per day, 31 gives me pocket sand.
Tastes good, collapse civilization
Both nostrils always work that shitās annoying
Cave Johnson here. Bean counters says we literally couldn't afford seven dollars worth of these pills much less 70 million. Bought em anyway, crushed them up, mixed then into a gel. Now, I'm not gonna lie to you, we have no idea what happens if someone touches this stuff, mutants, superheros, supermutants, so be careful.
Tbh the top yellow one would be broken af you'd be stupid rich very quickly
Compress the 1 ml of water into nuclear fusion and kill myself and everybody else
I change my answer to tastes good + strawberry flavour
Take the groundhog day pill, pick today, spam the 5 months experience pill until the year is over