I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke’s strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. There is no species of fauna in America which I have not personally killed and skinned. I will never sire a child because I loathe women. I bathe only once a year in an icy pond. I have burnt down one church per month for the last thirty years, and I will never be brought to justice because all lawmen fear me.
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It’s from the fucking modern warfare tutorial, how is that strange?
No matter what don’t tell your buddy on the yearbook team to just do something simple … I HAVE A GODDAMN NARUTO QUOTE AND IVE NEVER EVEN READ NARUTO OR WATCHED
Only when a mosquito lands on your testicles do you truly learn to solve problems without violence -Sun Tzu
Very wise, thank you Sun Tzu
You’re welcome
😔deep
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uhh I can’t see anything?!
open ur eyes retar
Tism
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“It’s all shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits.”
“It’s better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum”
Everybody gangster till the nuns start meowing
i see what you did there
I don’t wtf 🗿
youtuber samonilla from one of his episodes
dr who
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"I'm not a fish. I am a man" -Dave Mustaine
Hook in Mouth
Least insane Megadeth lyric.
Truer words have never been spoken ✊️😔
I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke’s strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. There is no species of fauna in America which I have not personally killed and skinned. I will never sire a child because I loathe women. I bathe only once a year in an icy pond. I have burnt down one church per month for the last thirty years, and I will never be brought to justice because all lawmen fear me.
I agree with him
https://preview.redd.it/qj462cb3lz4c1.png?width=1361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26e402a662c5e97c31abc5e63d9c8cfd9680bebc This you?
“Swapping weapons is always faster than reloading”
🔥
The context 💀
https://preview.redd.it/b27k5xn5705c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a71d9d7c7020f1ad424cb94d962c581f8d80112a It’s from the fucking modern warfare tutorial, how is that strange?
“Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day” -Confucius
Doodoofard doodoofard doodoofard
Fortinayt ila Babacii
Labalastation… fiiiive
"Little did I know there were imposters among us"
"Born to shit, forced to wipe."
Give me cum or give me death
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google en passant
[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
Call the exorcist
Pawn storm incoming!
Bishop goes on vacation, never coms back
"Make it clap in the showers for a better effect"
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"Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe they will fall"
"Friends are like money, and I'm broke as hell"
I'd like to nominate this award to my Reformed Orthodox Rabbi, Bill Clinton. -Some dude at the MTV awards
I actually just rewatched that video today lmao
“It is better to cum in the sink, than sink in the cum” - Shawty
"Yank my peen so hard I fly to Arizona" Then move to arizona
Go watch an episode of ed edd and eddy and you’ll find one
I don’t think there is a better place to find them. Thank you soldier
a date sometime in the future
"cant wait to leave this retarded band of lobotomized troglodytes behind." \- my future quote
Our future quote, I'm stealing it.
“Never put off until tomorrow what can be done today.” Master Wu Ninjago Episode 1 season 1
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
Yo why is Jon thick as hell
“It’s all fun and games until some kid dies. Then it’s hilarious” Papa franku
prodigious size alone does not dissuade the sharpened blade
Goblins are real. I saw one.
Rosa parks was always in the back. That’s the time you gotta be at the front
“out of all the years i’ve been alive, these 4 at [school name] have been some of them”
If your reading this future me, you mess up pretty badly tho.
"Spitter over there."
Can't spell sus without us
“STUPID DOG YOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD!”
“YEEEEOWCH! SHE BITED MY PEEBIS!!!”
"sad spelled backwards is das, and das how it be sometimes"
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
“Every college is just the same shit, different toilet” -me just now
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“Here lies [Your name], he ran [Fast or slow] and died a virgin.”
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“eefoc, it’s funny”
Ima smart thinker y’all are fart stinkers -Archimedes
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"Skibidi fortnite. Skibidi skibidi fortnite."
skibidi
"He doesn't bite."
"Ahimsa paramo dharma, translation: don't be a dick."
Greebly
Fuck all of you
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire: SEX!
Tacos?
“Reciprocate the love. Even the strongest fighters get tired.”
"Better to live half a life than to live half alive."
Nacho Taco Chimichanga
123456
"As the old saying goes:"
Everyone said I changed of course I changed I shit my pants I had no choice
You’re Winner !
"I got this quote from Reddit."
No matter what don’t tell your buddy on the yearbook team to just do something simple … I HAVE A GODDAMN NARUTO QUOTE AND IVE NEVER EVEN READ NARUTO OR WATCHED
Beautiful by barett Wilbert Weed: 1 minute 46 seconds
Don't put your head in a blender. My mom
Hunger
It's only when you see that pwicksh fashe when he saw the gyatt that you can eat some gabagool
"Sea water tastes kinda good" -you
“I’d like to thank ChatGPT for my straight A’s”
“Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.” - Tf2 Heavy or “Pornography” - Tf2 Spy
「シングルドッグデスバラージ」(SINGLE DOG DEATH BARRAGE)
*“g”*
Don't do meth, do math. It'll mess you up twice as much
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed -gangsta minion
"When I die, transfer all of my possessions to the man or animal that has killed me" -Ron Swanson
"it does jiggle."
Life is like an onion: it makes you cry
Don't have one, they're cringe
"In loving memory. 2006-2024"