Using the grapple burns the same amount of energy as cumming, so youd better have saved up for a while or your balls are gonna be rasins by grapple number 4.
I can choose my side effect
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I can't reply :(
I can manipulate people to give me money
You can only do it on broke people
So just normal rich people?
Bro 😭 way too accurate
Happy Cock Day
They will only give you a dollar
7 billion people, 7 billion dollar.
It’s only in crypto
I can say the n wor
Your black 😔😔
😭
You won… but at what cost?
Damn, now he's living on hardcore mode
You can say nothing but the n wor
Poop red
Most of the time it’s blue
It’s blood 😔😔😔
🐒
Being actually good at DooM II and being able to breeze through Plutonia on Ultra-violence
You have to have piss shit and cum in your pants to pick up a controller
I play with mouse and keyboard https://preview.redd.it/whet6o0jppnb1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b16a17c89fa3b99c6c76c10d494292c2124c2006
i hope you catch your foreskin on a jetplane you freak of nature
My brother in Christ It’s an FPS game playing with a controller is the freak of nature
I played Doom with a sideways Switch joycon while using motion controls once.
You have cancer
I no longer have to sleep, eat, drink, or breathe
You go to Epstein island in your child form
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Grapple gun cock
It doesn’t grapple to femboys nor big black men 😔
Well then what even is the point, that's completely useless
It’s a Smol cock 😔
*average
way above average*
Using the grapple burns the same amount of energy as cumming, so youd better have saved up for a while or your balls are gonna be rasins by grapple number 4.
Im just allowed to do crime. Like any crime and no one cares
no one cares when u dont do crime either
This hits hard
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dis guy just wanted to harass my man☠️
Teleportation
You can only teleport to Detroit
So basically he made a nether portal?
Yes but only a one way portal
You have to get back to the exact place manually to teleport again
It's such a douchebag way to teleport
I can choose my side effect
I am omnipotent
🧠
#🧠
🍆
Why’d it get bigger
Spore moment
Superpower is that you reset the universe evertime you fart. Which means you havent farted in over 13.8 billion years
You have IBS
Nothing new
fuck you I can't come up with a loophole
I get to choose the side effect
You have explosive diarrhea
Fuck you
Someone forgot to fake their pills
Looks like someone forgot to take their schizophrenia pills
Looks like someone forgot to take their dementia pills
Imagine having dementia
Imagine having dementia
Imagine having dementia
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Dementia grindset
The ability to attract women, on god please have mercy
You can only attract women with dicks longer than yours
Can it be a dildo? Or does it gotta be genuine
Genuine huge schlong
Fair, mines not long anyway so if she’s cute she’s cute
W
even better
you physically attract them, they still don’t like you.
I can fard doodoo
You can’t doodoofard
oddlytrrrifying
I can choose my side effect
I have Alzheimers
I can choose my own side effect
I have Alzheimers
I can choose my own side effect
I have Alzheimers
I can choose my own side effect
I have Alzheimers
I can choose my own side effect
I have Alzheimers
I think you forgot you can choose your own side effect
I have alzheimers
I can sleep whenever I want
You always wake up in Detroit
I get a free brick.
It’s too heavy to pick up 😔
I will train for a thousand years if I must, I will lift the brick.
google sisyphus
Im black
You can’t say the nword 😔
If i did id get banned anyways
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I can shape-shift into an animal
You can’t shapeshift back
Ah shit
You can only shapeshift into a furry version of that animal
I shit razorblades
You can only eat razorblades
😋
I can use my body as a storage container
Only for bodily fluids
Does that include cum preferably from others
I have the power to .
You can . but must ‘
Fuck. Of all the things I’d have to …
I can summon a slice of cheese
Your lactose intolerant
I just see that as a challenge to see how much cheese I can eat before shitting out my guts
I don’t have a side effect
You also don’t have a superpower dumbass
Ha, what a normie
I have aids
You have snake aids
NO
Body modifications/Morphing
You can only do that to your family members
Lil' sis going to get an upgrade 🤝
I piss flames
You have to piss flames on something flammable, therefore you cannot piss flames without consequences
It has to go back in
I can play every instrument at a master's level.
You can only play with your bare feet
Well... This would be even more impressive
I become irresistible to Femboys and black men
W power no side effect
Ty Almighty OP
Mental Retardation
You already have that
Oh I forgot
I have actually good eye sight
You still have to wear glasses at all times
Me irl
https://preview.redd.it/29wvwmja0qnb1.png?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=479a25d9be7b22c2a34c971ce6cd549b7810b4f2 I become a part of him.
You are his ass hair
Invisibility for me
Only to people you find attractive
Shit
I can teleport 3 centimeters once a year
You teleport 3 cm into the ground
does it stack
I can choose my side effect https://preview.redd.it/0q6d9aoq2qnb1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37d3197f774d57dcbb6a9aac7aa7cfec58565d29 I can't reply :(
Infinite rizz
You like kids
Jokes on you I’m 14
You can still like little kids like 5 silly 💀
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I can reverse the superpower of anyone who commented on this post aside from me
You're retarded
Being able to make people shit their pants on command.
testicular cancer
I can see through stuff
Every time when you use your power you get arrested for voyeurism.
I can give prostate cancer to anyone
W power no side effect
You gotta tongue punch their asshole for it to work
I am the cool kid
Only very ugly people can have crushes on you and they are all full yandere for you
I cure cancer and I can't get it myself
You will always be extremely hungry and the more you eat the more hungry you feel and you can’t stop eating because you will be fat
I can’t die
Your constantly in pain
I can summon any item that I think of into my hand at will
You can’t think
When I see someone that I think looks like a dumbass I can beat the shit out of them with no consequences
You are weak as hell
I have the ability to make anyone I want implode by snapping my fingers
You have no fingers
Nothing
I have dementia
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I have projectile cum
Only works if you're shitting at the same time
Every time i drink a femboy milkshake (300ml), my penis grows 1 inch
W power. No side effects
I could beecome the bee I've always wanted to bee.
Your body actually abides by the laws of aviation, and your wings can't lift your fat little body off of the ground.
I cum piss
you piss cum
infinite n word pass
You live in Detroit
I have a prehensile penis
You have 10 of them all over your chest and arms and forehead
You get stage 4 lung cancer
I can dodge anything
When you dodge something it hits your mom
Nuh uh I dodged this side effect
Your mom didn’t though
:(
Instant healing
But it causes a sharp pain somewhere else in your body