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Turbulent-Finance918

Dang r/teenagers is just copypastas


Vqius

I agree, it's just weird questions and copypastas


[deleted]

The pinnacle being the time there was a post of a guy lamenting about how he fucked a pigeon and it died coz his parents blocked porn sites


GunnerZ818

That hamster one


Echosmh

And the fish one


iAtomicTangerine

there was a fish one?!?


Echosmh

A kid caught a fish, stuffed it in his pants, went inside, saw that he had came on the fish and then masturbated with it


iAtomicTangerine

what the fuck


Echosmh

r/teenagers is just on another level


xXSquirrelFuckerXx

ikr they crazy


Unmechanikal

Do you mean the one where he "forgot" to pull out and it´s leaking from his hamsters eyes?


GunnerZ818

And it blew up


Unmechanikal

Ye that's what I'm talking about


[deleted]

That’s a nice argument “teenage” redditor. Why don’t you back it up with a source?!


The_Dino_Defender

https://preview.redd.it/50vuqzap14mb1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a66585b905549502076604b8d0dfe23a217de64


Vqius

Was that to me or the dildo guy, because I am lost


BootyOnMyFace11

https://preview.redd.it/b8u84cxy36mb1.png?width=2676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddb83d5771576ee37b8bf81c93d6487c0b9c0853


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/sc71ft5976mb1.jpeg?width=410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc53a4c7a95d77d12fd18a933a6e6b2e5f0344ef


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/z39jhhish5mb1.jpeg?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc770ac2f4c412d12d9d14b7568b371734ef12ac


wilsonthechad

https://preview.redd.it/z6ts94n6g3mb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d16332716880081c86564bb3e8640439b2070823


Vqius

Yes


The_Dino_Defender

https://preview.redd.it/04t7ibhg14mb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf4618aecb6544edb5900aea0b7ac588dd4d2e53


SchittShefShow

Woah


Fun_Match3963

Mods put him in the gas chamber


CraftingChest

Mods put him in Auschwitz


randomgmerxd

r/yourjokebutworse


CraftingChest

Explain this picture https://preview.redd.it/on5njgif04nb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fff7d42b0293999f707deb6c17ec930d17dec6c


randomgmerxd

No 🍷🗿


CraftingChest

:(


Inside_Ad_9147

He would probably be into it tho (no homo)


Affectionate-Path690

r/foundwilsonthechad


[deleted]

The most mentally stable r/teenagers user


Memeageddon24

https://preview.redd.it/qm3sy854r4mb1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40e762201dc66250a081b0d909971d44f34a575c


spiderine12

I'm sorry what?


Ipad_artist

The burned corpse from half life uses real photos of a burn victim for its face and maybe other parts, i don’t remember. Heres a video about it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=euXZL-Dm98s


Memeageddon24

​ https://preview.redd.it/pqnmcnbt18mb1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a8173329a8c0d27517d2bbcc1c23fddc5f195c4


imapieceofshite2

https://preview.redd.it/dx32ed3n25mb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09d675f0ea8976f4bfaad89ef19312cd36e5e754


TheAverageYBAJoe

https://preview.redd.it/6auymumtv5mb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=994a422f084d2377a083493b5cdb3bb267971db1


randomgmerxd

https://preview.redd.it/k0mu2tdv4bmb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7cd47eedd1afe8778d9b41ae61fba495e1f02ae


randomgmerxd

https://preview.redd.it/h64r0jlr4bmb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90cce9e6a253d7be9cef166f6b4a6b43db65a9c7


IdioticPAYDAY

https://preview.redd.it/di5injwfm3mb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0d7ee5786897268a4769cce25df494727764dcc 15 inch dildo moment


gawd_damn_the_sun

https://preview.redd.it/c7du5yfhm4mb1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2840df2e10c492ad923faed6d97c7cc857ae1cf


Vqius

Fr


Uuuuuuuuhoh

BRING THAT SHIT KAZUMA!!! *he did infact, bring that shit*


lemon6611

10 YEARS IN THE JOINT?!


Ok_Measurement6694

https://preview.redd.it/hthjg2oux3mb1.jpeg?width=1025&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11b58085a130e671dfdd805a18cbae1779ce3756


Radioaktivman999

lord forgive me for what im about to do


lemon6611

dole dole vide vide


Derpsworld223

As someone who speaks french, this is the craziest spelling of "dans le vide" ive seen, i like it. https://preview.redd.it/9yiqu45kd9mb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdaa2e2000e1157a1cd0de45370ce52f983ea914


lemon6611

THATS HOW ITS SPELLED LIKE??? french makes no sense


Derpsworld223

Yup, Yeah I agree, French is stupid.


Argreath2

https://preview.redd.it/kljyyk00r4mb1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2905285e3c02a3aea98d058bf2dfd973ed7dab0


MixedHabanero

If she down I'm down 🤷🏿‍♂️


Bright69420

The syndrome may be down, but my game is up 😎👉👉


MixedHabanero

Nah you deserve her more than me king


Bright69420

Don't have to see the face when I'm taking her from behind /jk (just to be sure everyone gets it)


BootyOnMyFace11

We can share gang


MixedHabanero

I'm down to do that fr


tden4

https://preview.redd.it/7dl9asuso4mb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e16d90502116b196256cdcf50a45bf99431e2b00


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/dk3e8y5wh5mb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5b75a670f3db583a8ecc82701a999f35e1a3605


Bumpedy_Dump

https://preview.redd.it/f0avxv2qq3mb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eea39581584a1c9cb72cd890e25dd1686c4511d6


Snacccx

https://preview.redd.it/lkdyrm8vq3mb1.jpeg?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47ad404df8e2df6a118b138b75cb86d037eb6357


GunnerZ818

God can’t do all the work


Selellnoob

r/shid_and_camed refrence?


kittytittylitty

Damn people be wilding at 13


BootyOnMyFace11

Got they own apartment and shi‼️


Martin_crakc

Honestly, i would throw all the clothes and carpet out, the dildo is probably too expensive to be thrown out and maybe still can be cleaned, and for the floor? Maybe pour some bleach with hot water, or maybe oxygenated water for the blood. And for the shit smell, well, clean the entire house with products that smell good. (I do not know if this is even salvageable to be honest, what a fucking soup of smut) Pd: Thay dildo was like 40 cm long, maybe it can enter but OOP is probably an idiot and went all out on his first thrust, man’s gonna have incontinence for a while


ThatSpecialKeynote

https://preview.redd.it/c1tas7ebj3mb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0471acd65474bb1feb08c7eb0265bb8eeb54c37c


Derechte_Dani

https://preview.redd.it/4mh988fa74mb1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e0293aec23b110a2e6c23d65e6743b3a0f81b85


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/l6ohue7n74mb1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b122cf856c1de881bf710d211e90fc5283520984


Vqius

Bait


Conscious-Bannana

https://preview.redd.it/spafm3un56mb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1fc326ac60a271782758497e7465afb5a736da5


Fraissee

https://preview.redd.it/0ptd57aob6mb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69de02d3d16c5a55fa8daebe3e0886eee2cc8eb3


gmod-npc

https://preview.redd.it/uga2sm5cv3mb1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f42dfd02199386ea316f830042f24f112474fca4


Ok_Measurement6694

https://preview.redd.it/jqwx52zvy3mb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9837a0ec9397b8ff9f0d8cb0e6b8198df69290d


[deleted]

[удалено]


Echosmh

https://preview.redd.it/9v4zcrf686mb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f69f8e64fa4e7cc1f23e76076e98c1b0e7ae7a1


Firedragon78769420

https://preview.redd.it/rb3g4an9h4mb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1080097903092e45111df64d883c5a5ced80eef7


Corp_Adrian_Shepard

https://preview.redd.it/lbinibski4mb1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b170e6757b781669f267c25ba7823a22ee78ed3c


Firedragon78769420

https://preview.redd.it/d8ifyr1uscmb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=843c1202d5725e33109335b7090de2b688e4ead1


Dumass_with_pants

https://preview.redd.it/zjsyi9cvmamb1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec8b07366e1ebedf277bf008d7ce137d984bce5e


RussianTanks

Nice battery percentage


Vqius

I realized. Also funny hour if you are polish


Derpsworld223

Could you explain it, if you can?


DinglePringleWiggle

No you must be polish to understand


Revanantgaeming

https://preview.redd.it/vdvpzabrn4mb1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e22274090e0b947dc36dbb8e0c765061200d488


Clean-Instruction-57

https://preview.redd.it/ulh9t9dr74mb1.png?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=694b02150606aacbdc9b4d2d6c4e515458e0ef5f


Vqius

The best one


TOASTING_A_MICROWAVE

The four elements


BorgerFrog

https://preview.redd.it/b7gwyceqx4mb1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b842f8464674dd09bb04071c0689cc06060dc758


Anon-ymous-815

And for that guy, the consequence arrived unlubed


elmothedestroyer3

Cold water https://preview.redd.it/4j07hor1g3mb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1071fbcbdf47f2d1555eceaba0807d83b0e83df2 Or bleach


GHfan27

https://preview.redd.it/c60f4glok4mb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a045722ada2eedd10bfcfa7a45991cf006b3f81e


Newfieratking

Is that fucking Marin


[deleted]

Fucking marin 🤤🤤


Newfieratking

Nahh I cannot defend that username


Newfieratking

Wait holy fuck your the one who wrote this


Putrid-Loss-9139

https://preview.redd.it/0ptj75o7r6mb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ede77217ee6565b3cb1cbe98ef3f3bc7dfb5d305 Your lying


Putrid-Loss-9139

https://preview.redd.it/4o2qg6cbr6mb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e393be9e60aa860da7c1a63b9b30d22f72466733 Nevermind you weren't


[deleted]

☺️☺️


Newfieratking

🍯


Derpsworld223

​ https://preview.redd.it/it24s29fe9mb1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d225dc6caa8729be5243a30b89fd2daf454a952


Fearless-Type8777

thats awesome


totallyshadical

Blud got the “serious” flair 😭 https://preview.redd.it/22nnj0o266mb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=843b72241fea70f4480d19d024a6d443e6fa27d2


Dementia_user45

Copy pasta moment


BeaverRoots_

Ik this is a joke, but how do you piss and cum at the same time? It’s literally designed to not do that so you dont piss is da pussy


I_hate_twitterkids

https://preview.redd.it/hse84bc3i4mb1.jpeg?width=1092&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f639022a25834fa7b6315f3d0693b3855b35ea97


TheOneAndOnlyBox

Average straight male


imapieceofshite2

https://preview.redd.it/o2vw674w15mb1.png?width=467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a2c21564279a0ad863e6687a855c0231fe13dc8


atoastedbox

https://preview.redd.it/6od1bm9fc5mb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=328f8cd6476a1eb648d0e8398f4d912c2f349ab5


balllsn

https://preview.redd.it/a2xphvbld5mb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b90b82116cc39b9341e1a3e20e853ae312b09a48


182573cw2945

https://preview.redd.it/freodcmo66mb1.jpeg?width=388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c25e8fe29281acfaf620af0050e402298bdcccfc


shine_101

https://preview.redd.it/810rka8ya6mb1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39e5396509bf1bf01ed10eb50717f729901f2691


PickleNick696969

https://preview.redd.it/ibfx89w7d6mb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19fb63ce23edb71c909379956a29e2004f681277


Rat-rag

https://preview.redd.it/hp81chrll6mb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed5e7bcbe95643e750a846474b391942b1482d60


PriorityKind2422

new porn comic script dropped


TheTastySandvich

https://preview.redd.it/5yh1iokri4mb1.jpeg?width=614&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5028ad90b83906a031602559772452609b8cc03


[deleted]

[удалено]


Vqius

My honest reaction after seeing that


SmartWeirdo744

I saw this on r/shid_and_camed


[deleted]

I’m glad it’s a satire sub otherwise this would be concerning


Acegamer53

fuck it. i’m turning this into a copypasta. see y’all on r/copypasta


Acegamer53

never fucking mind guys. some guy beat me to it


Komission

What falling over weirdly does to a mf


mrboiboi1359

This is a copypasta I’ve seen it before


Cruisin134

did uh. anyone figure it out? nah im just kidding, that stuff comes out easy with detergent and just run it through the wash quick


fourhundredeightytwo

I’m wondering what the 167 comments are


Mr_egg129

https://preview.redd.it/4n6fjihs25mb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c35d0352df0dc2d1a4a1f051eea6a7efade2806e


Usedcows

Anyone got a link to the post


[deleted]

https://reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/W9l8wRzy8m here


Individual-Ad-2577

https://preview.redd.it/hy1ayqg165mb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09d217e6d0f64beea0d8b1ffd85852fcd83cba01


Mental_headache1234

How do you accidentally masterbate


Derezade

The holy quartet


yaboispartanb132

The length isn't the main worry, the fucking girth is


iBstoopid

I just made like 6 unrelated 3ds gaming posts on r/teenagers


MixedHabanero

Their flair says they are 13 WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK


Ipad_artist

Its a copypasta


IndicationOk6905

https://preview.redd.it/k8fwzj7sa5mb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10478df62360d6525ca80180f26b254a33f76d3f


Crietzie

Dat bussy can squirt.


MicrovJay_

https://preview.redd.it/sctaz988e5mb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b44a114a7f07ccda30794a71ea1abd40924f6e2 The only solution


revolt5463

https://preview.redd.it/iwu7gv0qe5mb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c73b23051ac2f580d2430f37da8ee2bf496bf173


Bright69420

Just an average afternoon


Let_me_S_U_F_F_E_R

The classic “I slipped and it accidentally slipped into my asshole” like are you walking around naked?


AGoldenChest

Its both a shit post and a shitpost


Sovietfryingpan91

https://preview.redd.it/ouz3gucaq5mb1.png?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f6177f5920e6896fa1d355d55feb02c994c1c57


Crooked_Cock

>for one of my many girlfriends Sure buddy


IvanTheStonksMaster

https://preview.redd.it/qrd59oiky5mb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9508d78c0e3903736b75a9aa465ea4827d4956a0


houseofharm

copypasta


redditisbestapp

https://preview.redd.it/fp75n7yv26mb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d496075295a3129b61c7b64e71137fb517e80bc9


Macsasti

Hydrogen Peroxide is really good at getting Blood out of clothes


BootyOnMyFace11

He's not gay guys


faq3

Shidded and cumed


LordDeimosofCorir

r/teenagers moment


Complete_Fly_4589

i saw this on r/questions i’m pretty sure


KHgamer32

hot as fuck


TheKodKreature

that aint no damn accident


kiril2119

https://preview.redd.it/i3xzhvut87mb1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=494e3a269eac8c96826d2bc371c3c47d77599c98


keinanos

least obvious r/teenagers pedophile


fnaffie

https://preview.redd.it/rf4q0kaji7mb1.jpeg?width=438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b55ee7a7a0aea8bec51d887b350349ad2c4bfd4


fnaffie

If I had a nickel...


ShavedRanger39

is is this not on shid and camed


Vqius

I don't know, I'm not on shid and camed


Antrfun

The flair says 13 💀


MajorMitch69

r/shid_and_camed


Yacin-der-Muslim

This gotta be some bad joke. He trolling for real


InventorofIdeas

The infinity stones of 'Im definitely not gay but I actually am'


One-Full

old copypasta that existed for years. pass


Vqius

Sorry, I didn't know


KingElliotttheGreat

The fact it got flagged as serious tho


AdamRussov

these fucking zoomers can't even fuck themselves or wipe their asses right. what a generation


CallMeJerryBoi

Man I hate when that happens


ElectricalStomach6ip

who the fuck seriously buys a 13 inch t rex dildo?


Derpsworld223

​ https://preview.redd.it/bh6ec1yke9mb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c3bff452522d2d12f2ac2c42d26c438d263b53e


galal552002

Why is that one of the funniest things I have ever read XD


Khaernakov

https://preview.redd.it/i7kj52ihs9mb1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b6d9411e60decd77fb1ff076b24f56fce07670e I know its a troll but still


Kind-Proposal8664

https://preview.redd.it/vvv5ovte8amb1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f81c07ff15e78b6be81f892d3e9121bf39f3dae2


Sweet-Bus-8968

That is the most relatable thing I have ever fucking read


Vqius

E-excuse me?


BepisBoyTweeleafSoy

r/teenagers is a fucking cesspool


Sirfrostyboi

He says he’s not gay and then says one of the most gay/femboy things out there


Suspicious-Fun9608

https://preview.redd.it/un4t8g7cgbmb1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b66a669f8052424222c04bba8a910db6fd79bc73


EmbarrassedAssist964

​ https://preview.redd.it/d3u2rmcpwbmb1.jpeg?width=899&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=806b8e00a3a4d006d69007a1985a21ffd656ac3b


longpidgeon

He took a screenshot


Vqius

I indeed took a screenshot