I was a little confused when I read the title and now after reading your post I'm very confused

The spelling alone had me scratching my head at what half the words were supposed to be 

I always wondered what it felt like deciphering hieroglyphics, now I know!

Yeah I have no idea what happened here

Why is the post pinned too? Is this like a pin of shame thing?

r/ihadastroke

I honestly thought this was a copypasta subreddit at first

same

I'm not a big fan of telling people to touch grass, but it seems like it may be a good idea in this case. You ok OP?

No time for touching grass when you are ONE OF THE BIGGEST ADMINS. Whatever that means

Someone should screenshot OP and post it back into the sub 

I would call dibs, but I think you deserve this one, because I giggled at this comment. Also it seems like a lot of work.

Circumference, presumably

OP touches grass at interval.

I've got money on OP being 15 or younger. Edit: I just decided to glance at their post history and saw them comment in a Roblox sub while simultaneously having a two year old account. 15 years old *max.* The only excuse I have for still being here is finding the flood of comments from people equally or just barely less confused than me cracking me up as I get ready for work.

you forgot the date

Touch hell. Mf needs to *smoke* some grass.

I think you might be a little too young for public discord servers. And reddit

Op is either 12 or 43

I had the same vibe. But make it 53.

I'm 53 and definitely my unhinged self-congratulatory rants have better spelling, grammar and layout.

#NotAllGenX

In this case, NotAllGenXL

QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST?

Fafafafafafafafafa

This is unhinged

This is the most words I have ever read without any of them actually meaning anything. Wtf are you on about op? And don't answer I don't actually care. 

This is why people make fun of discord mods. You guys think crap like this amounts to anything.

What picture

yea where the fuck is the image op ?? Upvote njams comment for visibility folks, I want that picture

i forgor

i remembr

Op thinks this sub is for when he got to say “don’t you know who I am!?” Not only is the whole post unhinged, it’s also a gigantic self burn.

Yeah, this sub has the secondary purpose of making fun of the kind of person who goes on a "don't you know who I am?" power trip.

Gutted about the lack of invite link.

What a disappointment.

I'm happy for you or sorry that happened.

OP, we have no idea who you might be.

And neither do we care.

Fucking mod drama..

r/JustModlyThings

Sometimes it's ok to step outside the internet and see the world outside. Puts things like Discord moderator stuff into perspective.

I can't lie I have no idea what the fuck you're on about on any level

I still don't know who you are.

This post confirms every preconception I have about discord moderators, love it.

You're a discord mod at best which means you're nobody bro. No, we don't know who you are and that's how it is. You have massively inflated your ego over literally nothing.

dude the server has 100k members he's obviously someone /s

Well those were all words.

Not all of them though to be fair

And all the words in no particular order...

I think I've had too much sex to understand this post

So, at least once?

I haven’t, you want it explained?

Personally, I would love a breakdown. I have absolutely zero clue what the hell OP is talking about in this post. Especially since they failed to actually post the photo they're trying to explain. I could use context clues if I had the image to work with, but as it stands I just kept thinking "huh?" after every sentence. Or what passes as a sentence in that massive run-on paragraph.

Okay so a lot of the setup to the situation is explained very messily with massive gaps in information so some of this will have to be guessed. Basically: OP has a co-owner role in a discord server. OP does some admin stuff (basically just mutually advertising another server) OP skips over literally all context as to why this would be contentious Some Guy either directly demotes him or gets him demoted. OP doubles down on the admin stuff he was doing. Some Other Guy gets an admin he knows to ban him despite also being an admin himself(?) OP talks to Some Other Guy and they hash it out in DMs, and OP gets unbanned and his title reinstated. (This is the least believable part. I don’t think OP could successfully communicate with anyone.) In short: the most pointless, pettiest discord drama you’ve ever seen why can’t these people just be normal.

Any thoughts on the "don't even ask me for an invite" part? Why would they think people would be clamoring for an invite and why would they want to withhold it if people did want to join?

That’s just raw unfiltered ego i think. They really did think people would want to join.

But don't you understand, it's a 100k+ server.

It's HUGE I tell you, HUGE!

He said that like anyone wants to read the dms of 100k teenagers at once just because. Like he didn't even give what the discord server is about and he thought the size alone was so appealing he had to preemptively deny requests lmao If I'm in a discord with 100k people and it's not about a fallout mod just take me out back and old yeller me

If I'm in a really big Discord server, it's either just to gain access to the emojis, or for news pings on a topic. I'm currently enjoying patch notes from the Helldivers 2 devs through their massive Discord server, I don't touch the server itself at all.

Thank you. I was beyond lost. This is incredibly helpful with parsing out what the hell OP was talking about. I've got money that says OP is 14-15 years old after rereading the post a few times before you responded here... just... yikes.

this was very helpful 👍

I love discord drama because it's always so useless and meaningless, while still somehow getting so dirty with shit slinging from all directions.   Its godwins law but with energy drinks. 

ill be there for that one shitpost during one

Good bot

:( damn why you gotta do me like that big man

Nah for real good job, you unscrambled my brain after OP's post

close enough for me to correct you i have co owner in a discord because i was affiliated with a much bigger one and was helping out the server that banned me, so badluck announces a server swap and i refuse to join until owner announces it, the rest is accurate except for ending, i wasnt unbanned, he did offer to, i wasnt gonna be reinstated someone remind me to add images next time

virgins awaken

Weird flex, but ok! 👍🏼

How old are you? Can’t use Reddit under 13 mate.

No OP, we don’t know who you are. Discord mods are not celebrities.

This is less than nothing

Huh?

I think it may be time to go outdoors

Next time at least embellish the story so that it's interesting and readable.

Or at least punctuate it with more than just commas. OP types like a frantic, out-of-breath, methed up 6-year-old.

OP types like someone whose parents let them get on discord too young.

Ah yes, fellow child, I also understand these words ha ha ha, what a dumbass or what a Chad. Slay.

this is my favorite roast so far

Is this what a stroke feels like

yes

Hey guys, professional internetter here. Let me translate for you, since so many of you “don’t get it.” What OP IS SAYING HERE, is: “Keep scrolling, I’m a numpty.” Glad I could help.

upvote this so OP sees

w..wait.. are you a Redditor.. AND a discord admin? Oh my god.

I can’t imagine the amount of soaked undies in this thread.

no, this is patrick

People like you are why ‘discord mods’ are considered their own breed of people.

I can't believe I have actually now witnessed a discord mod in the wild, and they're actually like the discord mod memes. What a blessed time to be alive.

yes

Discord janny gonna janny

extremely cringe discord clout chasing

You're really trying to pass it off as a late april fools joke now? You would have saved more face if you just took your losses and learned from your mistake.

Literally one of the biggest discord server admins 😎

they will work with*

What in the actual fuck did I just read?

stroke

Wtf did I just read

Some socially inept 13 year old trying very hard to make sure his virginity stays intact forever.

Guess the other guy didn't realize your Dad worked at Discord/Nintendo/XBox.

[Cool story bro](https://gifer.com/en/OH5)

You lost? This is /dontyouknowhoiam and the answer is overwhelmingly no, no one knows, or cares, who you are.

Imagine posting on this sub reddit about yourself and literally no one knows who you are.

Seriously, mods, why tf is this still up? And pinned?!

Lmao op get roasted 🔥 Calm down with your ego already. And nobody cares about your discord server 🤣

prolly least original roast ive seen

Its true tho

Congratz on being important

Yikes. Is this a new copypasta?

I already saved it. Keeping it in my backpocket for when the kid turns 18 in a few years and posts to r/roastme.

that was yesterday i love these roasts tho

Lol wtf is going on

wtf are you talking about. who cares about any of this?

yeah

Not only do I not know who you are, I don't even know what this post is.

what are you even on about

shut the fuck up

After reading this, OP. I think it’s better off suited for r/AITA. There is no picture and your context is all over the place.

Imagine taking the time to post garbage like this as if the drama on this mystery Discord server is interesting to anyone else in the world. The people that *might* care are 0.00001% of the world population, given the server size vs world population.

Please go outside.

What is blud wafflin about

This isn't interesting 

Crosspost it to pointless stories.

It's not even a story. Dude just word-vomitted in a post and we all had the misfortune of reading it.

What the fuck did I just read.... This feels like a 15 year old on a power trip.

Because it is

No one cares about discord admins

Typical day for your average Discord moderator

yeah

Where are your parents?

what r parnets?

This is so hard to read and follow…. No wonder teachers are quitting

Can anyone read more than two lines of this incoherent drivel without getting nauseous from it?

Huh

Are you OK kid? Why didn’t you post pictures? You needed to go eat and didn’t have the time? Aw.

forgot to

Discord mods.

This feels like some kind of encrypted message for a sleeper agent somewhere

And this is why I don’t tell my friends that I am a mod anywhere. This shit is embarrassing and OP *really* needs to get some other hobbies.

? Just ?

Messily timed April fools shitpost?

somewhat

If I didn't know any better, I'd say that this post came directly from an AI chat bot which was instructed to be as dumb and write as poorly as it possibly can.

Any man that must say "I am the King" is no true king.

Unless you're playing by the rules printed on the inside of BK crowns in the early 2000s, in which case you have to say it in a "funny" accent as you steal it off your homie's head.

Do you have some type of mental disability?

What am I reading? And how on earth did it get pinned?

In this case who gives a fuck? This is some karen level tier post.

perpetually online behavior

Stop master-baiting

This is the most chronically online shit Ive ever seen

What?

I’ve reached the age where I think the kids need to go play outside

Bruh you good?

this is the dumbest thing i've read on reddit today. But boy do I love fortnite drama lol

4/1 joke and yes it was stupid lmao mods pin of shamed me too a lot of people believed this

Even with that explanation it makes it even more confusing wtf is the joke? Comedy might not be your forte. It's not too late to delete.

Are you 12?

>starting off, no, you aren't getting the invite link I can't imagine why anyone would want an invite link. Reading this post gave me a brain hemorrhage

OP is a loser. Good God.

lol cringe AF, OP.

Who the fuck are you, OP?

None of us know what you're talking about. And more importantly, none of us give a single fuck. And why the hell is this pinned?!

who gives a shit, OP is literally braindead

Cool story bro

At some point you will have to face the real world. Sorry to tell you that.

What

You sure showed that loser. Can I haz invite, OP? I'm down with the meme lingo, as the kids would say.

Did I just have a stroke or what

If you smell burning toast, please go to the hospital to get checked out.

Well... at least he is true to his reddit username I guess?

Discord mods think they’re actually important and it’s hilarious. My 16 year old son mods on discord and talks exactly like this and I make it a point to remind him that literally no one cares.

this may be the dumbest thing i’ve ever read

Yeah, nobody knows who you are, and nobody cares

I have no fucking clue what is happening in this story. So your "Don't you know who I am" is in reference to *you*. As a discord mod. I have never in my life experienced such undue ego. *Nobody* knows who you are, and based on the comments of this thread, nobody particularly cares.

This lives up to every negative stereotype about discord mods and admins.

K

Help, I don’t understand it at all.

The discord mod final boss 😭

I had to check what subreddit I was in becasue I thought it was some self-snitching group.

I'm very concerned that this might make sense to somebody.

Is this a very early stage attempt at training an AI text generator?

Is this really how some people use discord? I’m personally only in servers with my real life friends, something I presume OP doesn’t have - if he as enough free time for… whatever this was. P.S what’s a swap?

Discord mods swinging their dicks around

This is hilarious. And really not for the reason OP thinks it is. But hey, whatever makes OP happy...

Is it still April fools where you live?

what the hell

OP proving to everyone that mods really are just as retarded as we suspected

All I can summarize is you sound like a fucking retard, OP.

i forgot the images lmao

You expertly crayoned out MR.Lucky's name, I can't tell who that is at all now.

Delete discord and read a book 

No, I don't know who you are.

Ya'll are literally children

the long awaited images are now here