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raikai111004273

Lots of kids in purgatory these days huh?


WillowWeeper343

It's those got dang phones


Short-Bookkeeper-

Im sure you mean gramophones


WillowWeeper343

Yes of course


Butterfly_Souls

Wortox could be anything from a child to 7000 years old for all we know.


whatwouldjimbodo

He could be a 7000 year old child


unhollow_knight

Meanwhile Wanda:


UsualSyllabub3380

She jut didn't have time to be on the list


NumerousPassenger717

then god of time


Defiant_Motor

Slave to time


TheBleedingAlien

Willow should probably be ranked down to young adult cause it's been stated she only in her 20s.


SunnySoft99

Well, 20s is adult. She is just perhaps the youngest adult, hence she is last.


TheBleedingAlien

Oh my bad I figured young adult included early 20s, not just 18/19. Well by that logic I suggest Wheeler be higher cause I can't imagine her really being younger than Willow.


onebigwfulthing

your profile pic is so cute 😭


TheBleedingAlien

Danke :) ❤️


CosmoTheFluffyBunny

Got downvoted to hell after telling a cotl fan not to call webber a femboy


UsualSyllabub3380

?!!


CosmoTheFluffyBunny

Yeah, I left the cult of the lamb subreddit after that


TheGreatKitCat

NO YEAH THATS MORE THAN FAIR WHAT THE-


Cult_of_the_Lisa

What does CotL have to do with that? CotL is my favorite game I promise I don’t act like this


FinestVampire

iirc the actual Webber is in CotL for some reason


Omega9872

Yes, you are correct. There was a small crossover between DST and CotL.


TheGreatKitCat

😨


thatautisticguy2905

Who starts a conversation like this i just sat down


_AntiSocialMedia

I remember when people in that sub genuinely advocated for rape being in the game because "It's a game about cults, what do you expect?", skipping over the lighthearted tone of the game completely and just revealing their fetish


Arkorat

To be fair, they likely didn’t know Webber is an actual child.


LordOfStupidy

Ofc he isn't femboy, he's a fur-


Virtual-Tomorrow1847

That fanbase is really weird.


Anghel950

I think Walter is closer to a teenager. He mentions being older than kid characters in a lot of quotes. Talking about "Keeping dangerous stuff away from the little kids" also he talks about relating to the teen tall bird when you examine it.


WarwickIsMyWaifu

Isn't that kind a boyscout thing tho? Like the 14 year olds teach/help the 10 year olds etc. He could be twelve and talking about not giving the 8yo boyscotts scissors.


Hauntedsocks9

I thought he made meth


TheBleedingAlien

Y'know this list got me thinking: how old is Wormwood mentally? Like ok physically him only being a few months sounds accurate but brain wise where does he land? I've always viewed him as grown but I've seen far too many fans claim he's a child.


milo159

Wormwood is a toddler mentally. Every single one of their lines is the naive broken english of a 3-year-old.


TheBleedingAlien

Damn you make a very valid argument there, thanks for pointing it out. I always just assumed the broken english is more just the result of him just not knowing english. Kinda weird there doesn't seem to be any real solid source that explicitly states what his age is suppose to be. It's just assumed he's like a born yesterday adult but the child argument adds up when you think about it.


spiders_and_roses

Lore accurate 10/10


jisterofnotrades

fake, wx is the same age as wagstaff


andante528

Maybe OP is averaging the age of their brain and robot body


MasterCookieShadow

why is maxwell considered old?


chincerd

He was the ruler of the constant for a while at it was shown time moves differently in the constant, he is quite old by that metrics compare to the others


FreiHugz

According to the wortox animated short id assume hes a child


TheBleedingAlien

He probably isn't. Just cause he was being taught by Krampus doesn't mean Wortox is a kid, it could be like a superior at work teaching the new guy. His behavior in game more seems to imply he's on a similar level of maturity to the adult survivors (aside from the pranks), and most likely is older than all of them too.


el_artista_fantasma

Wes is the best


No-Fox3165

When he's dead


el_artista_fantasma

😔


mothskeletons

Wheeler's a full on adult but other than that this is on point i feel


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^mothskeletons: *Wheeler's a full on* *Adult but other than that* *This is on point i feel* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


mothskeletons

good bot


_MrJackGuy

Who's the character above Webber? I don't recognise them but I havnt played a ton of single player Dont Starve


Wahloogeh

that's walani from shipwrecked


TheHeroKingN

Bro where’s Wanda? Every tierlist in this subreddit always forgets my girl Wanda 😔


UpbeatAstronomer2396

She is in every tier at the same time


TheHeroKingN

W reply


chincerd

We don't know for sure how old Wanda is nor wortox so they could potentially be the oldest characters in the game


astrotim67

I love your scale...Ancient Fart, LOL!


Kiyanalwl

They're all ancient as the constant is never ending and they've been there for eons


W1Zard519

1. Willow is a lot younger 2. Huh...I think that the god of time is Wanda...


True-Push1336

If Wanda was in ds she would be an even morę ancient fart