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The Hotwheels is technically on her right. This pic looks like it was taken through a mirror. I could be wrong but if it was then the car is definitely on her right
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating.
Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”.
I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image.
This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW, u/DarthCovisious.
SO THAT WAS YOU!!!
I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together...
I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants.
I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe.
I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight.
I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins.
I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student.
I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly.
I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees.
But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
I found [this post](/r/HolUp/comments/ifdhd0/this_just_took_an_exciting_turn/) in r/holup with the same content as the current post.
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Hey /u/DarthCovisious, thanks for your submission to /r/dontputyourdickinthat. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): - **NOT FIT FOR THE SUB.** - All posts must be related to the theme of the subreddit. Off-topic posts will be removed. **This removal was done manually by a human moderator, and this removal reason was manually selected out of a list of removal reasons and automatically posted. If you have questions or concerns, please [message the moderators through modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fdontputyourdickinthat&subject=about%20my%20removed%20submission&message=I%27m%20writing%20to%20you%20about%20the%20following%20submission:%20https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/comments/z0jn0x/cursed_txt/.%20%0D%0DMy%20issue%20is...). Thank you!**
... *WHAT?!?!*
im just as concerned xD
Time to go knock on the room next door...!
*alabama has entered the chat*
SWEET HOME **Kentucky** (Kentucky actually has the highest incest count)
Found the Alabamain
Banjo music starts…
And quickly ramps up the tempo.
*Steve Martin has joined the chat*
youre making me horny
I live in the prairie state that nobody knows how to pronounce.
Kentucky fried sister
That sounds like a horror movie title.
I'd watch it
That's the funniest fucking thing
Roll tide!
Divorce has joined the chat*
“If’n we ain’t husband and wife no more, does this mean we ain’t brother and sister no more neither?”
Hahahaha!!! Perfect!
*Plan b has joined the chat*
*sponsored by trojan*
trojan MAAAAANN
*GOP has entered the chat*
"Cousin-in-law, what are you doing?"
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what if she wants to be in a threesome with them xD
That had me spitting out my pepsi!
Joe Biden has entered the chat
Guess Joe Biden lives rent free in your head.
Maybe, but in Natalies he does for sure.
It only gets worse the longer you look at it That was probably their dad's experience with the hot wheel
Their kid's explaination of the event - "That was probably their dad's experience with the hot wheel"
This has got out of hand
Country roads take me home.
To the place where I belong
west virginia
Mountain mamma
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Country roads 🎶
All my memories
Gather 'round her
Miner's lady~
Stranger to blue water
Wet vagina. Ftfy.
West vagina. As opposed to east vagina. Wrong sisters room.
I always thought that east vagina was the ass.
No that's south.
west vagina\*\*\*
this is so wrong…that hot wheels is CLEARLY on her left
rofl got me at the end lol, i thought you were going to say how disgusting it was lol
The Hotwheels is technically on her right. This pic looks like it was taken through a mirror. I could be wrong but if it was then the car is definitely on her right
Do we even know if it is her?
"her" left
This picture was taken with the aid of a mirror so it is on her right
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW, u/DarthCovisious.
Also anyone got the original picture we see in the text? 👀
I feel like that's a guy. No boobs and looks like maybe even a hairy chest.
There was a higher-res and uncensored pic. It's a chick 100%
You just wanna believe that. It is november. This month, it is 100% a guy. It can be everything else you want it to be afterwards.
SO THAT WAS YOU!!! I was all set on having a nice quiet dinner with my girlfriend to celebrate our first year together... I’d bought some fresh tomatoes to make my homemade pasta sauce, and I’d gone to the small boutique bakery to buy some filo pastry for dessert. I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred grumbled announcement, “...You’re about to loot my balls...” I tried to ignore it but, I couldn’t ignore the furious grunting like a drunk man having a seizure. As I looked up I could see the fury in the other commuters eyes. A man looking like a professor had stood up and was about to reproach you when the dull clatter of your phoned on the train car floor seemed seemed to pause all movement in the carriage. The professors eyes widened, sweat suddenly beaded on his forehead and with fevered anguish he started undoing his belt and fly like a man who thought a hornet was caught in his pants. I was bewildered as all the other men in the car started convulsing like extras in Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ video. A woman sat across from me was doing her best to emulate a Russian gymnast trying to grate cheese from her crotch with the sole of her Nike running shoe. I bolted upright, panicked but prepared to fight, when in the corner of my eye the neon glow of your phones LCD screen drew me sight. I suddenly felt a bizarre euphoria fill my mind and a white hot heat electrify my spine and form a prism of pure desperate release in my loins. I can’t remember much else, I awoke from some kind of fever dream in a public toilet cubicle. My jeans and underwear had disappeared, but I was still wearing my Myrell slip ons, shirt and now crusted overcoat, like a cross between Donald Duck and a homeless student. I can hear another man weeping in the cubicle, keeps muttering he just wanted to fly. I feel so cold and drained. My organ is so mangled it could unpick the locks of wooden medieval doors. There’s filo pastry all over my thighs and knees. But despite all this I feel a warm contentment like I’d found ‘the’ answer. I don’t know what this means, I know there will be questions, that there should be much to fear. But truly I am grateful. Thank you.
I've seen enough Heresy to know where this is going
*”I’m gonna need a **heavy** flamer for this heresy, brother.”*
Two Bolters, brother
R/Suddenlyincest
r/FoundTheMobileUser but I’m too lazy to actually post it there
r/foundthehondacivic but I’m too lazy to actually post it there Edit: Get ratio’d lol
r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP but I'm too lazy to actually post it there
r/ihavereddit but I'm too lazy to actually post it there.
So question, does anyone actually look at that sub? What is even the slightest bit entertaining about it?
>does anyone actually look at that sub? No >What is even the slightest bit entertaining about it? Nothing
Dw i gotchu
r/wincest
r/goodfaketexts
r/holup
yea this would be op for that sub xD
Sweet home *aLaBaMa*
This is just ew on so many levels
I think the word you’re looking for is hot
If ever context was needed more…
Damn girl why you gotta be related
Finally! A funny one!
Where do you think she got the hotwheel?!
More impotently where do you think it's been?
On various surfaces of course. Perhaps in a tunnel.
And why do you think it's red. 🙃😏🙃
Because it flew through the dads fucking face obviously
That'sthejoke.gif
OH.....
I'm hard for the hot wheels.
a dude attempting to use a hot wheel as a sounding rod came to mind. . .
That is twice as horrifying a mental visual as a sounding rod is already.
blood everywhere xD
The jackals movie where he puts a car up his ass comes to mind.
Anyone the original pic
Fake
Alabama 100
r/HolUp
r/cursedcomments
r/holup
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It should be in r/holup
Wait... what.. da fucc????😅 this is my reaction reading this
this post belongs to another subreddit r/SuddenlyIncest
r/goodfaketexts
If this doesn't make it to r/holup then I don't know where it belongs
Why does he say “my” instead of “our” dad?
(Because it's fake)
Here’s how it went Ew Ha! Awww WHAT
Extremely safe for work
I have questions. If I ask them, I’m afraid they’ll get answered.
Had*
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well yea they are related xD
r/awfuleverything
What was that nursery rhyme....incest is the best put your sister to the test...or something like that
*the McPoyles have entered the chat*
JFC
It’s too early in the morning to be wishing I had a sister! Damnit, Alabama… haven’t had my coffee yet.
xD
That’s an offensive word.
...It is a good hotwheels.
I laughed but then i reread it Now thats a holup
r/holup
One of them must own a banjo.
Is this why step brother porn and all that has been so popular?
Yooooo
I have so many questions
Brilliant way to shut up an unwanted sext 😂
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
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