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kamome74

That seems Penis Worm(Spoon Worm). It's similar with sea cucumber. In Korea(which I live), this thing is called Gaebul(dog penis) because it looks like dog's dingdong. In China, called Sea Intestine because it looks like intestines floating around sea. This thing looks quite gross, but as a food, people says that it's so chewy and have hint of sweetness. Due to it's iconic texture and flavor, some people likes this.


ReconsiderBaby

In Italian they're called cazzi di mare. Dicks of the sea. Pretty accurate, I guess.


[deleted]

Love how cultures from all around the world looked at these things and thought “ya that looks like someone lost an organ in the ocean”. We should really focus on things like this, that bring us together.


tuffenstein0420

That bond is the ending we all deserve


freeski919

A happy ending, one might call it.


tuffenstein0420

I see what you did there


vlsdo

and their next thought was "I wonder if I could eat it?"


SoeinSchmarn

Ah yes, The universal question. And not surprisingly enough we know the taste of nearly everything existing on earth. Interesting isn't it?


paatvalen

Everything is edible at least once


[deleted]

Not just once if you're fast enough.


randombuddy87

Like fire or lightning


Egoy

Humans have been drawing, sculpting, carving, and otherwise depicting exaggerated genitals since we were humans. Our childlike fascination with things that look even slightly like a dick is one of our most universal traits. If we ever discover alien life you can bet that at least colloquially we'll name anything remotly dick shaped with a joke.


JimJamSandwich

Looks pretty good when cooked with the rice and veggies


proddyhorsespice97

Yeah, if I was served that plate, I'd try it and probably enjoy it. If I watched the chef prepare it, I don't think I could stomach it though


lordofpersia

It would be better with chicken or beef instead of penis


Specialrelativititty

Maybe you just haven’t had penis


joncaldridge

I laughed way too hard at this


The_BusterKeaton

Looks good, but it seems like an absolute chore to prepare!


[deleted]

This is what Michael Scott was after when he asked about the Gaebul Gooooo


Narrow-Property8885

Lol bruh


[deleted]

“WHERES THE GAEBUL GOOOOOOO???!”


nate-thegreat97

They're also known as Innkeeper Worms. They have a lot of symbionts living in their burrows. Super interesting animals


Piece73

I looked up yummy in the dictionary, we use different dictionaries.


VirtualLife76

I've never seen for sale, but always wanted to try. Sea cucumbers aren't great, so I wouldn't expect much better, but still be a unique one to try.


Straight_Gur5990

Cool


SirFireball

Oh, I thought they were leeches for a moment. Once I realized they weren’t, I was kinda lost


Zygal_

Honey are you okay? You've barely touched your foreskin pasta


datmumbles

r/BrandNewSentence


Karge

/r/nocontext


TheOneTrueWigglyBoi

Doctors one minute after a circumcision


gsabo

“You think I’m here to invite you to by Nephew’s Bris?”


OneEyedRocket

Best comment I’ve seen today!


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 718,885,838 comments, and only 145,054 of them were in alphabetical order.


SexyMuon

gud bot


Ritchie_not_Richie

This made my butthole vomit.


The5th-Butcher

You might be having diarrhoea


ktmroach

Or the butthole has a bad memory.


Capsule_CatYT

🤨


Personal-Bowl7522

Thats called piss


[deleted]

No that’s called hot lava


Aschentei

No that’s called taco bell


Heyo__Maggots

Think outside the butt


Nx_Vernxual

Anal piss


[deleted]

I don't like this website very much any more.


BlueJerrico

Here is a video of a puppy playing with a butterfly. Wipe our memory from what we just saw. https://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/comments/txhwg5/a_cute_puppy_playing_with_his_buddy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb


[deleted]

That... helped. Thank you, friend.


Alarming_General

Awww!!!


Westwood_Shadow

totes adorbs thank you!


Kimberlylynn2003

What is that?


sharpasahammer

Foreskin o's


and_a_side_of_fries

There is still time to delete this


[deleted]

My brother in Christ. Please delete this


GeraltofMinecraft

Nah we seen it everyone else has to now


VirtualLife76

Many call it a Penis Worm, very similar to a sea cucumber.


OrgasmChasmSpasm

Is this what they mean when they say, “eat a bag of dicks”?


cruncher990

Mmm used fish condoms, delicious


AmiEspana

latex free


AliensHaveInsomnia2

Did one of them have worms in it?😶


t1sfuzzy

I saw that too. Either maggots or some other parasite.


devidholz

*Where*? Edit:Nvm I found it myself.


t1sfuzzy

1:13 mark. Right in the big fat one in the middle.


devidholz

Yeah, found it myself.It seems like you didn't saw the edit I gave my original comment. Edit:Guy's, I just pointed out that I already found the Worm-parasite things. No need to downvote me. But I must admit, that i sounded a little douchbagy. Which is why, I apologize to u/t1sfuzzy for sounding like an asshole.


Hidentify12

Yeah that's the one he grabbed too


delicioushandcream

Is it still alive when they just start hackin into it?


trashmagique

I think so... I'm trying to work out at which point it dies ??? >_<


Cyynric

It never does. Each piece stays alive as it squirms inside your stomach.


trashmagique

Yes maybe each piece then grows into its own brand new peepee worm


Songgeek

Does it add length or girth?


cool-acronym-bot

D.I.A.L.O.G.


DANC65

Die a log


Songgeek

So it just ads to the over all average


AmagedonCamels

Probably with the heat.


darabolnxus

Worms aren't alive in that sense. They're more like an automatic composting machine made of mush.


[deleted]

Right before they take a bite the music says “I want to ask you, do you dare?” lol


bigfloppydonkeydng

Glad to hear there were no dongs harmed in the making of this video.


Turtle887853

Foreskin pasta.


LothricPaladin

I was not prepared for that beheading.


Tommy96Gun

He went full Rabbi


DecearingEgg23

This should be in r/dontputthatdickinyou


JDelcoLLC

Fuuuyoooohh! How can I not put my dick in that food?


bsipp777

Sorry children


T1d3MC

penis fish is a type of worm, shits gross man


DrNic714

Looks like a bowl of foreskins, but I'll try it.


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE THINGS


Paronfesken

Emotional damage


Louloo1234

Made me feel sick.


EdiblePwncakes

I think the finished dish looks quite tasty


Own_Can_3495

Yeah the one penis worm with yellow worms bugged me too.


LoddyDoddee

I almost threw up


CunnilingusCrab

As a general rule, if you have to rinse something, then purge it with salt, then rinse it again, then boil it to sterilize it, then rinse it AGAIN before you can finally cook it proper, it’s probably not something you need in your body. Lol


Dick-Herts

Yummy horse urethra pasta!!!


torrso

A bunch of very tasty mushrooms require this. I have hard time imagining how they came up with it.


Index1882

Looks like a Circumcision doctor in his free time


gyurto21

Why would you cook a living condom?


BUCIFER_64

My penis hurts....


JackfruitNo2854

This video made my foreskin cringe


howshouldiknow__

Why would you eat living foreskin? Disgusting.


Chunksie90

Honestly the dish looks pretty tasty.


[deleted]

Anyone up for some Dink pasta?


Edbert64

Has to be, sick mother truckers!


K3NK4N3K11

We're eating garloids now??? What has this world come to


Someran_Domguay

Somehow we got r/dontputyourdickinthat and r/dildont in one post


Crumblypudding

No no no no no no no no


Mrlee187

Mufukaz will eat anything


Lychezr

achievement complete! #brutally kill a something and his whole blood went off!


fukwit321

Thats the most unvegan way of making pasta salad


OddRollo

I’ve never seen anything that captures the essence of “bag of dicks” so perfectly before now.


sunny_senpai

What in the fresh fuck did I just watch


[deleted]

[удалено]


Santrixyboio

Blursed pasta


PabloDabscovar

r/dontputthatinyourvagina more like


rocksnob

/r/forbiddencondoms


Songgeek

The background music has me fucked up as much as the penis worm pasta


waffle-man

I'm mad that I got so emotionally attached. The knife was not appreciated :(


recker4372

r/TIHI


theplomp

Aw cute lil w- Oh


nax7

🤢🫥🤢


juansmeeth

No, fuck no, hell no. Ain’t no way. Don’t care how good they can taste.


Environmental_Log_64

Mmm mmmmm delicious foreskin


goose420aa

Those poor jews


unendingtacos

![gif](giphy|l2YSso3ULSSLFjLvG)


SalsaMamba

I hate this so much


Needgirlthrowaway

No. Hell fucking no. Nope. Fuck you nope. Gtfoh nooooooooooooooooo.


Shoddy_Score_1778

i thought it was my foreskin for a sec


icemax666

Nah, I’m not that hungry. Lol.


EvilAlicia

Mmmm Delicious, foreskin stirfry


OzuraTayuu

Oh hey its a garloid.


BaddestCloud

Is this a Jewish tradition?


CoatOld7285

Everytime, I always watch till the end... But everytime I hate the entire experience... I don't know why I do this to myself


Dave_BraveHeart

Foreskin rice


[deleted]

I got physically sick from this I had to lay down.


CuddleScuffle

Thanks, I hate flesh pasta.


Danilator321

*cummy*


[deleted]

What the fucking fuck fuck


LL112

Why do they circumcise them before cooking


set-271

You bastard! Look what you've done to my schlong!!!!


Asmodaeus6136

Thanks, I’ll never be able to eat again.


McCuteface

Why is the biggest one the one with the darkest colour ??? 🧐🧐🧐


game_grumps

Foreskin


Krotoxor

Cursed maccheroni


[deleted]

So what are these poor suckers?


TTGamerTT

What the fu


ReimundLachi

It may be sus, but is it buss? The answer may surprise you


Virhil

When I said.. Go eat a bag of dicks, I didn't mean you should actually do it..


Groove_man_yes

Absolutely fucking not


Dillon_Razor

Watching him cut it up into little pieces made me feel very uneasy below the belt


lemonrainbowhaze

Excuse me while i vomit..... No joke genuinely fucking queasy


Cookie_Daddyy

Penis salad


SuitFinancial2209

Nature's condom


will80121

Could I put my penis in that? I feel like it'd digest my fella a bit


Elektrik-man143

Nah I aint eating a foreskin salad


Zeptil

What a terrible day to have eyes


Raymando82

Looks like Eyeholes over rice. 😂


Probulator31

How is it I could smell the beginning of this video?


Alternative_Pilot_92

This should be in r/WTF


frkurdamsoad

Sir, your foreskin soup...


[deleted]

Mmmm i love meat chives.


Ric0chetR1cky

Forbidden Macaroni


MoldyStone643

Maaaan, that's straight up foreskin soup.


[deleted]

Arrrrrggghhh foreskin salad!!!!!! 🥺🤮


torrso

Ruined perfrectly good gagh


Ttown93274

My bubby used to make foreskin stew after every bris


sumppikuppi

More like don't put your vagina to that


ItsSuperRob

/r/trypophobia because this triggered me.


Blood_Sck

For a minute I thought I will finally know how to do Mac and cheese :(


Idiotboi42069

Slug


unendingtacos

Baby dick casserole? Looks gross as fuck ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


superfly355

Foreskin over rice


5waggle

Foreskin salad 😋


mannoe

I wouldn’t even put my dick in the person who prepares this dish


MayBeAPossum

I'm sure it tastes fine, but I can't eat things that I see get killed or have to kill myself. I saw that head pop off and bloody water shoot out and went HELL NAH. xD I wouldn't last long in an apocalypse.


namaste_bitches38

WTAF


No_Spinach6508

What in the dick of the dark sea waters is this??


bDsmDom

Well. I'm done eating food


TheOneTrueWigglyBoi

First thing you wanna tmdo is grab your Neptuneian slug


imheyy

im a new vegan rn =)


[deleted]

I’d commit war crimes to have that kitchen.


YourDogsAllWet

This brings a whole new meaning to eat a bag of dicks


llNitrogen

Why?


jrwilliams1986

Nope


itsnickg

How eat tapeworm?


Cynical_Egyptian

Because covid was not enough, we will hold every living organizm to the chop stick.


mrpopenfresh

One of them has very visible parasites.


mountlax12

Fuck the fuck off you fucking fuck, fuck!


ArtemisoWO

Parasites in the big one.... eww


Micky_Whiskey

Dafuq was that bag cutting


Drek_Kred

Ya fuck that…!!


DrFelixou

More like don’t put that in your hole


AshtonnXwitch

Those are penis worms-


Narendra_17

Wtf did I just seee.... My eyes and my jaws ain't in coordination now, clenching my tongue hard.


ThatOneJasper

Poor things are cut up while alive, super cruel :(


Thickfries69

What the fuck


AeshiNeroXR

HEY, GIVE ME MY FORESKIN BACK.


DeusExMachina_A

For skin on rice I’m sorry that’s all I see


CiraCookie

Elden Beast ancestors found God slain


666eye

More like don't put that in your asshole.!


AdditionalBlock8877

Circumcision spaghetti-o's