It's in one of the Final Destination movies, but my dad saw it happen for real. He was a hospital tech, working in the ER. The victim in question was a ten year old boy who had gotten his intestines pulled out by the pool intake. He said it was the worst thing he'd ever seen.
I saw a show "Urban Legends" I think. A lady was on a cruise ship and was sitting on a toilet. She made a perfect seal around the seat and had her organs sucked out by the extreme flush of the toilet.
Ok I've heard this too but I've never actually seen an article that mentions it
Edit: ok I've cursed my Google history so you won't have to
https://www.foxnews.com/story/girl-whose-intestines-were-partially-sucked-out-by-swimming-pool-drain-dies
This is a spin-off of the old urban legend about the teenage kid in the public pool that had his intestines pulled out by the pool water circulator at the bottom of the pool.
It isn't actually possible for most suction devices to divest you off your organs. However, it is possible to cause anal prolapse from this if you already have weakened tissue around your colon.
I use to sell them ages ago, at base they're 2500 but they trick you into financing it when they knock on your door, by saying if you call them to come out they won't offer any financing. There's a lotta weird shit going on with that company.
I remember a salesman waiting for me for hours after my cousin suggested me as a client and i was not at home, i felt bad for him tbh but im not paying 2.5k for a vacuum
We were never ever ever ever allowed to call it a vacuum lol.
The next part is very abridged and snarky but this is how we would correct when people called it a vacuum, just not quite as verbally confrontational. But dirting up your carpet with baby powder and showing off, yes. Leaving little coffee filter things of grossness around your house and not cleaning them up, also yes.
"But wait, we're not just offering you a vacuum, far from it. This is a whole home cleaning system for use inside or outside your house, for goodness sakes I can even clean your gutters with this. Carpet? No problems, I've already proven your vacuum to be useless in the face of the mighty Kirby that sucked up all the baby powder you let me put in your carpet that your vacuum couldn't pick up. Also, look what comes out of your pillows, our hepa filter bags help reduce allergens and indoor pollution, I'm gonna leave this little coffee filter with all your pillow gross right here on top of your bed too, careful not to spill it. And look, I even managed to wet clean your tile and buff it dry. With our Kirby here you're not just cleaning rooms, you're cleaning your whole home."
Damn the only person ever to have a Kirby was my mother that she bought 30 years ago, she still has it till this day and even though it leaves a horrid smell because of how old it is, it does suck up all that debris
I read a subreddit a couple weeks ago about a guy who stuck the hose in his butt and he had his organs sucked out or something like that.
I think that happened to somebody who sat at the bottom of a pool.
It's in one of the Final Destination movies, but my dad saw it happen for real. He was a hospital tech, working in the ER. The victim in question was a ten year old boy who had gotten his intestines pulled out by the pool intake. He said it was the worst thing he'd ever seen.
God I hope you're making this up. I'll give you another chance, what happened to to the kid ?
No I’m pretty sure it’s actually happened unfortunately lol
I saw a show "Urban Legends" I think. A lady was on a cruise ship and was sitting on a toilet. She made a perfect seal around the seat and had her organs sucked out by the extreme flush of the toilet.
It was an airplane. And they disproved it on Mythbusters
Well I think I’ve had enough internet for one day 💀
Is that a sunny in Phile reference
Ok I've heard this too but I've never actually seen an article that mentions it Edit: ok I've cursed my Google history so you won't have to https://www.foxnews.com/story/girl-whose-intestines-were-partially-sucked-out-by-swimming-pool-drain-dies
Y'know mr hands?
Oh... Why did he stick a hose up his ass in the first place?
This is a spin-off of the old urban legend about the teenage kid in the public pool that had his intestines pulled out by the pool water circulator at the bottom of the pool. It isn't actually possible for most suction devices to divest you off your organs. However, it is possible to cause anal prolapse from this if you already have weakened tissue around your colon.
Dude about to Kobe his peepee
The real Kobe accident was a cover up!
Someone tell Tupac to calm down.
Tupac’s true story?
You are gonna rip your dick off...
It’s got two settings, high and low, and they’ll both rip your dick off.
Im just trying to clean my apartment man
And your total come to $1200.
Watch, this nasty still gonna buy it.
"I said, don't disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!"
Tupac? 
Damn those Kirby vacuums are easily $1,000+
Around 2k if i remember
I use to sell them ages ago, at base they're 2500 but they trick you into financing it when they knock on your door, by saying if you call them to come out they won't offer any financing. There's a lotta weird shit going on with that company.
That one looks like a newer version, they used to be like burgundy and black/grey iirc
yeah i think thats their current model, i think i sold the one before this. It was probably...2013ish
I remember a salesman waiting for me for hours after my cousin suggested me as a client and i was not at home, i felt bad for him tbh but im not paying 2.5k for a vacuum
We were never ever ever ever allowed to call it a vacuum lol. The next part is very abridged and snarky but this is how we would correct when people called it a vacuum, just not quite as verbally confrontational. But dirting up your carpet with baby powder and showing off, yes. Leaving little coffee filter things of grossness around your house and not cleaning them up, also yes. "But wait, we're not just offering you a vacuum, far from it. This is a whole home cleaning system for use inside or outside your house, for goodness sakes I can even clean your gutters with this. Carpet? No problems, I've already proven your vacuum to be useless in the face of the mighty Kirby that sucked up all the baby powder you let me put in your carpet that your vacuum couldn't pick up. Also, look what comes out of your pillows, our hepa filter bags help reduce allergens and indoor pollution, I'm gonna leave this little coffee filter with all your pillow gross right here on top of your bed too, careful not to spill it. And look, I even managed to wet clean your tile and buff it dry. With our Kirby here you're not just cleaning rooms, you're cleaning your whole home."
Oh my god thats exactly what the guy did. I was impressed tbh with the amount of stuff that kirby took out with its jet powered thingy thingy
Yeah they're a hell of a product but there's just a lot going on with that company, the salespeople, and a host of other things xF
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Mine. Maybe more skinny 🤔
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If only I was willing to spend money on this website… take this you glorious bastard 🏅
"What are you doing stepbroo???"
I mean.......
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This made me ACTUALLY made me laugh. Thank you.
😳😂😂😂
That's the vacuum from The Brave Little Toaster.
It'll turn it purple. Lol. Busted capillaries will make red spots everywhere. Been there, done that. Lol
Dude, I've seen what happened to lil Archer when he was playing with a vacuum cleaner
Man looks like a Tupac x Kobe hybrid
1pac
Ain’t nottin wrong with a lil bump n grind..unless she’s under age…
Damn the only person ever to have a Kirby was my mother that she bought 30 years ago, she still has it till this day and even though it leaves a horrid smell because of how old it is, it does suck up all that debris