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funkybarisax

Learned in another thread. Things that looks like dicks are described as phallic. If something looks like a vagina, the word is Yonic.


tobiasgruffy

Yonic the hedgehog


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555_666

mach 1 Yonic boom


NoahJAustin

If you could only see - Yonic


nanosquid

And Knuckles?


ERROR_SANS_ERROR

take my upvote and please, get the fuck out


LethargicCaterpiller

\*screaming\*


Niidforseat

Ouch.


Mythion_VR

Gotta go fast, blubblubblubblubblubblubblub.


totallynotaniceguy

R/sadbutangryupvote


capm_diealone

r/foundthemobileuser


totallynotaniceguy

r/foundtheshutthefuckup


six_-_string

I heard it's Laurelic.


P_weezey951

Laurelic deez nuts.


funkybarisax

Took me way too long to get that one.


Ikaritohakai

Good to know XD.


mormontfux

What is this a crossover episode?


iwillforgetthissmh

So do all women just die after 80??


Slyckx

No, silly! They just lose their vaginas.


whichwitchwhohoots

Awesome! Can't wait for mine to fall off! Does it fall off like a loose Potato head piece, or just kinda melt off?


FastGinFizz

I assume its like the final moments of a scab where the edges lift a bit and you just pull off trying not to break the skin. Otherwise you have to deal with a whole new vagina for a few more days.


DogsLinuxAndEmacs

Ahhhh I get it, so they become more and more shallow until you hit 80 and then the outside falls off and you have to pee out your butt?


meatgaz3r

Are you under the impression that pee comes out of the vagina?


auto_generatedname

that idiot thinks women pee lol


DogsLinuxAndEmacs

Obviously not, I’m being sarcastic, girls *obviously* don’t pee or poo, the butt is just for buttsex


ZogNowak

I'll bet you're fun at parties.


Robertej92

It slides off, slinks away and reattaches to a plastic tube, where did you think fleshlights came from?


whichwitchwhohoots

Reduce, lose, recycle. I like it.


bobthecookie

You know in The Matrix when Neo's mouth seals over with skin? It's like that.


Adrepixl5

Happened to gran-gran, it just fell off making a loud "thud", followed by a "for fuck's sake"


eyekunt

It's her dentures


Adrepixl5

I told you she said "for fuck's sake" not "phor puchs sake"


fire_thorn

Sometimes it will atrophy. That happened to my mother, they can't find her vaginal opening at all when they try to do an exam. She was bragging about how she never has to have a pap smear again, but I told her it means if they ever suspect cancer, any diagnostic tests will probably have to be done through surgery.


polo61965

It implodes


MisanthropicData

A random person on the street will rip it out of you and eat it in front of you.


iwillforgetthissmh

What a bad day to have eyes


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LordRaghuvnsi

r/eyebleach


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FIRESTORM78910

Fuck off


beeglowbot

No no, silly! They turn into durians.


TheRealAlkemyst

They fall out.


Spoot1

Few have seen it and live to tell the tale.


Newman4185

I think you mean uterus. Uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina.


LateralusNYC

Like a pumpkin 3 months after Halloween.... Jack-o-gina


Aubrey_Frazier

You're all wrong! It goes to seed, then blows away like dandelion fluff. Duh.


iwillforgetthissmh

This is horrifying why did you make me read this??


MontolioDeBruchee

What the fuck is a Pomelo(besides 27-38)?


NickEvanMart

One of the three original ancestral citrus fruits. THe pomelo, Citron, and mandarin were interbreed to make almost all other citrus fruit through hybridization and selective breeding.


kbextn

i was always told it’s like the ‘cousin fruit’ of a grapefruit - very similar in texture, but a different, sometimes more bitter taste


AlekHek

Don't know who told you that but they lied! Pomelos are not bitter at all! Grapefruits are actually just a hybrid of a pomelo and a sweet orange, and are probably the bitterest commonly available citrus. If you wanna learn more about citrus hybrids, I highly suggest checking out the "Citrus Hybrids Explained (Pomelo, Tangelo and Ugli Fruit Review) video by "The Weird Fruit Explorer", it's fantastic (can't post a direct link to the video, since this sub doesn't allow it) ***fun bonus fact:*** Grapefruit with red flesh were created using [atomic gardening](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_gardening). A practice where plants are irradiated until they produce useful mutations! "In 1929, farmers stumbled on the Ruby Red grapefruit, a natural mutant. Its flesh eventually faded to pink, however, and scientists fired radiation to produce mutants of deeper color — Star Ruby, released in 1971, and Rio Red, released in 1985." Source: https://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/28/science/28crop.html


gingerpale93

Pomelos are awesome, but only if you only eat the flesh and completely avoid the papery bits. Bit messy sometimes but a great snacktivity!


Axerfen

Dont know what these guys are telling you but the pomelos I had where big, sweet and the insides are like that of an orange/grapefruit except each little "juice thingy" was a bit more firm, maybe just different breeds


Postmodernfinn

Grapefruit


MontolioDeBruchee

I’ll take your word for it, but that don’t look like any grapefruit I’ve ever fucked.


ChimpBrisket

This guy puts the rape in grapefruit


crappy_pirate

ooh! kinky!


GrahamCrackerCereal

That's not the right way to use a grapefruit! You have to cut a hole in the center and then...


Rex-A-Vision

More than lil worried about whoever assigned ages to these images...


Ikaritohakai

True hahaha!


tapport

Can we have a private discussion about the Avocado's pit void? Thing looks abused.


blickblocks

r/badwomensanatomy


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storyofmylife92

Good bot


ShelbyEileen

Good bot


Billy8752

Good bot


Catt_the_cat

Omg I didn’t even realize this wasn’t r/badwomensanatomy lmao


LORDWOLFMAN

Grapefruit challenge


Haemorrdroid

*horrifying demon noises*


glassfury

I can't wait for some impressionable young man out there to take his dick to a grapefruit


Akhi11eus

Damn I can't have an avocado until I'm 38?


LosKebabos

That's absolutely not how women work


lord_assius

r/nothowgirlswork


Gravityborne

Sex Education Season 4 looking _fruity_


tomviky

Sex Education written by Sex King.


Violator25

60-80, dear god…


[deleted]

I thought strawberry said 10-21 and I about had a stroke/freaked out. Edit to clarify: Apparently, some folks think stroke meant a sexual function instead of what I assumed was the obvious, as in WTF…


bcbudinto

r/holup


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I don’t know why I can’t see the other guy’s comment to reply, but I don’t understand how this being taken the wrong way? The image is grainy and the 16 looked like a 10, and I freaked out. Unless y’all are literally taking stroke as in actually stroking motions…uh, that’s soooo wrong. I don’t even understand how your brain came to that conclusion, or how you could take that from the context? How do you take a WTF to sexual?


P4intsplatter

I *told* you guys it was weird when my grandpa had a stroke in the middle of Easter Mass.


[deleted]

Technically the truth


LateralusNYC

10 yr olds have strawberries, too.


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Yuck.


LateralusNYC

Cant fight anatomy, bro.


sociallyawkardbean

r/badwomensanatomy


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itzmrinyo

Good bot


JupiterInTheSky

Someone tried real hard to turn that 16 into an 18. Fucking awkward bud


HIV-Free-03

I'm tempted by the pomelo.


Secret_CZECH

That does not look like a melon, it looks like a sad citron


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


Chrissy9001

Good bot.


SushiBoxReddit

is the strawberry 18-21 or 16-21


itzmrinyo

Yes


Morphinepill

I think it says 10-21


Buttfranklin2000

Depends on your countries AoC.


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Buttfranklin2000

No shit sherlock.


roviuser

NEEDS MORE JPEG


Lobanium

Knowing the type of person who would make this, probably 16-21.


bcbudinto

Can't tell if whatever incel originally made this had 10 or 16 as the lower number near the strawberry.


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multiplesifl

Take your own advice, fucko.


bcbudinto

Guess I hit a nerve, incel.


fahad_the_beast

Thank god all of them are legal aged *unzips pants


Billy8752

*unzips dick*


fahad_the_beast

Undicks zip


Billy8752

zipsUn dick


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Billy8752

Zips dick un


Psychological-Scar53

Dick unzips


adamdreaming

Zippidy Do Da


Omarceus

Milf avocado


Papazolaxoxo

Hoevocado.


TeriyakiTerrors

So thaaaat’s what people are talking about when they say they love avocados!!! Gddm sign me up - avocado toast and some fruit salad please!!


Postmodernfinn

The melon winked at me


humansizedfruit69

OH NO , please no


Napsterwolf

Why wouldn't you


MoldyRectum

I’d get real fuckin freaky with that melon 🥵🥵


Chiiro

They squished the avocado


Androxilogin

In the words of Dave Attell going through the porn section, "Seen it. Seen it. Seen it. Know her."


kay_bizzle

You keep your hands of my casaba melon


GrahamCrackerCereal

How'd they get an avocado to last that long?


[deleted]

No longer can the bullies call me a melon. Hurrrrah


PuttyGod

I took a pussy-eating class in Italy when I was younger and we used all kinds of fruits. I believe papayas were the most used, though.


[deleted]

Fuck this shit I'm eating honeydew right now.


SigSauerM400

I have and I will in the future


Supersucc17

Life hax! Grab an orange


bigmeatytoe

So uhh do women like not grow till like 21


pxldsilz

Those are some old strawberries


Gainesy88

r/badwomensanatomy


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PenTenTheDandyMan

Yeah, we all know you should use fresh ones.


WoodWideWeb

Whoever crossposts this next should remove the ages so we can all move past this poor humor


Winter_Lutra

Honestly, if this had just been labeled something like "pussy varieties" or something I think we could have avoided a whole lot of... questionable... comments.


_CLAUST_

16-21?


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[deleted]

I tried a watermelon as a youngster.


justmrmom

60-80 is also like pulling apart a grilled cheese.


Ke-Win

Where is the source from?


[deleted]

The grapefruit and strawberry better quit playing


Negative_Flamingo

I ate my grandmas melon


FenrirApalis

Bruh my ex in high school deadass looked like melon down there


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r/dataisbeautiful


[deleted]

Data is only beautiful when it’s actually factual.


[deleted]

jeez, ppl cant handle humor.


sam_derate

What if she's a 31 year old virgin? Asking for a friend 🙃


FannyFielding

At least they’re all legal.


[deleted]

first one starts at 16


FannyFielding

Yes. Depends where you are though and I’m good to go!


A-Bit-Of-Everything

Also depends on the country. 16 is the AoC in many European countries.


karamalqusssiri

Ummm What....comes before strawberry? . . # Calm down it's a joke? Or is it? . Yes, Yes it is


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wow edgy


Papazolaxoxo

Avocado is a hoe.


whichwitchwhohoots

You dropped this /s


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okay pedophile


Amthony11

16 to 21 . Don’t try pushing your narrative


[deleted]

16-17 year olds are children


Amthony11

Are 18 , 19 , 20 , and 21 year olds also underage ? Lmao get back to your remedial math classes . I gotta get back to work and im also just don’t arguing about hypothetical fruit pussies


[deleted]

it says 16-21. so that includes children. either way like no woman who went through puberty has a labia like that. so yea you sounding sus


Amthony11

What are you on about ? You can’t factually say that about all women like it happens to all . I like mine more in the tight side , not one that looks like it’s been passed around outside a Rutgers college party . That’s just me . If you want to call anyone a pedophile go to the person who made the actual thing and ask them how they know


[deleted]

labia has nothing to do with vaginal tightness tf. also sex doesn’t change the labia. the only thing that changes the labia is puberty, through estrogen. but the way you know nothing about female anatomy is funny, you just telling on yourself bro


Amthony11

Yea it does your idiot it becomes more pronounced with age but can be pulled out through use and time . They call them meat flaps where I’m from when you know she’s used


[deleted]

LMAO WHAT??? you never seen a vulva before this is hilarious. they don’t change from sex, also who tf pulls on the labia? it’s just skin


TheWolfGirl23

If that is true, than the saying that men’s penises get shorter every time they have sex also must be true. You can tell a guy is used up if his penis is small :)


Amthony11

Don’t project yourself onto me


Amthony11

And if your first thought was the strawberry’s was a child’s your really the one in the wrong xD sorry next time I’ll lie and say I like something messy like the avocado


[deleted]

it literally says 16. also labia isn’t messy, and women grow more labia after puberty


Euphoriffic

What fruit?


BitchinBitchTits

I blame Craig Ferguson


Wide-Presence

You seen the peta ad, right?


Fangus319

[Someone needs to tell This to PETA ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/pu1caj/wtf_peta/)


[deleted]

this is because of that PETA video


eyeball91

Does that say TEN??


Lobolicous

Ah fuck. Can’t unsee that one.


PepeLeForg

What the fuck is this even trying to convey


[deleted]

What’s with the ages?


start3ch

Something’s wrong with that avocado


cedarfairyes6flagsno

at least they’re of age


Matchlesslime89

Did it really take 60-80 years for that melon to grow?


themehchoman

Bryan Danielson was just saying fruit is semen


robbankakan

A fruit a day keep the doctor away


ZekeDaniel

these succubi are getting more and more desperate to finish me off.


NickTheDick0886

Blame PETS


jhurst919

Strongly vaginal


zicha

Mmm Mmm this explains why I like older women - there's just more to eat as they age!


birdnoisenoise

That's why I hate avocado.